2024年英语幽默小故事6篇

年英语幽默小故事篇20246英语幽默小故事6篇英语幽默小故事篇1Five MonthsOlderThe SecondWorld Warhad begun,and Johnwanted to join the army,but he wasonly16years old,and boyswere allowedtojoinonly if they wereover

18.So whenthearmy doctorexamined him,he saidthat hewas

18.But Johns brotherhad joinedthearmya fewdays before,and thesame doctorhadexamined himtoo.This doctorremembered theolder boys familyname,so whenhezsaw Johns papers,hewassurprised.How oldare youhe said.“Eighteen,sir,said John.；1But yourbrother waseighteen too,said thedoctor.Are youtwins,Oh,no,sir,said John,and hisface wentred,My brotheris fivemonths olderthan Iam.大五个月第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了可约翰的.哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇〃你多大了〃军医问〃十八，长官〃约翰说〃可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗〃约翰脸红了，说〃哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月〃英语幽默小故事篇2Very Pleasedto MeetYouDuring WorldWar II,a lotof youngwomen inBritain werein thearmy.Joan Phillipswasone ofthem.She workedin abig camp,and ofcourse meta lotof men,officers andsoldiers.One eveningshe metCaptain Humphreysat adance.He said to her,F mgoingzabroad tomorrow,but Id bevery happyif wecould writeto eachother.Joan agreed,and theywrote forseveral months.Then his letters stopped,but shereceived onefrom anotherofficer,telling herthathe hadbeen woundedand wasin acertain armyhospital inEngland.zJoan wentthere andsaid to the matron,I vecome to visit CaptainHumphreys.Only relativesare allowedtovisitpatients here,the matronsaid.1Oh,that sall right,answered Joan.I mhis sister.1I mvery pleasedto meetyou/the matronsaid,I mhis mother!在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯他对她说，〃我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴〃琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信后来，他再没有来信她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的.某个部队医院里琼到了医院，她对护士长说，我来看望军官汉弗雷斯〃这里只有亲属可以探望病人〃护士长说〃噢,是的，〃琼说，〃我是他的妹妹〃很高兴认识你，护士长说，我是他的母亲”英语幽默小故事篇3Present forGirlfriend；At ajewelry storea youngman boughtan expensivelocket asa presentfor hisgirlfriend.Shall Iengrave hername onit thejeweler asked.The customerthought for a moment,and thensaid,No-engrave itTo myone andMonlylove Thatway,if weever breakup,I canuse itagain.送给女友的礼物在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物”要我把她的.名字刻在上面吗〃珠宝商问道那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道不一在上面刻’给我唯一的爱’这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它〃英语幽默小故事篇4West PointMyfather,brother andI visitedWest Pointto seea footballgame betweenArmy andBostonCollege.Taking astroll beforekickoff,we metmany cadetsin neatlypressednuniforms.Several vistingfans askedthe recruitsiftheywould posefor photographs,toHshow our son whatto expectif heshould attendWest Point.One middle-aged coupleapproached avery attractivefemale cadetand askedher toposeforapicture.They explained,We wantto showoursonwhat hemissed bynotcoming toWest Point.*父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的‘学员几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄好让我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相他们解释说我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么英语幽默小故事篇5Midway TacticsThreecompeting storeowners rentedadjoining shopsin amall.Observers waitedformayhem toensue.The retaileron theright putup hugesigns saying,Gigantic Sale!and SuperBargains!The storeon theleft raisedbigger signsproclaiming,Prices Slashed!and FantasticDiscounts!The ownerin themiddle thenprepared alarge signthat simplystated,ENTRANCE.中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺旁观者等着瞧好戏右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书〃大减价!〃〃特便宜!〃左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称〃大砍价!〃〃大折扣!〃中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着入口处英语幽默小故事篇6Two SoldiersTwosoldiers werein camp.The firstone sname wasGeorge,and thesecond onesname wasBill.George said,have yougot apiece ofpaper andan envelope,BillBill said,Yes,I have/*and hegave themto him.Then George said,Now Ihaven tgot apen.Bill gavehim his,and Georgewrote hisletter.Then heput itin theenvelope andsaid,have yougot astamp,Bill Billgave himone.Then Billgot upand wenttothedoor,so Georgesaid tohim,Are yougoing outBillSaid,Yes,I am,and heopened thedoor.Georgesaid,Please putmy letterin thebox inthe office,and...He stopped.What doyou wantnow Billsaidtohim.George lookedat theenvelope ofhisletterand answered,What syour girl-friendz1s address军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔乔治问比尔，你有信纸、信封吗”比尔说有然后把信纸和信封给了乔治乔治又说〃我还没有笔呢〃比尔又把自己的笔给了他乔治开始写信写完后把信放进信封里，又问〃比尔，你有邮票吗〃比尔给了他一张这时比尔站起来，向门口走去乔治问〃你要出去吗〃比尔说〃是的〃随即打开了门乔治说〃请帮我把这封信投进办公室的‘信箱里，还有…〃他停住了〃你还要什么〃比尔问乔治看着信封说你女朋友的地址是本文来源网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢!。