2024年英语幽默小故事集锦6篇

年英语幽默小故事集锦篇20246英语幽默小故事集锦篇6英语幽默小故事篇1Economics is the only field in which two people canget aNobel Prizefor sayingexactlythe oppositething.Or Economicsistheonlyfieldinwhichtwopeoplecan shareaNobel Prizefor sayingopposing things.Specifically,Myrdal andHayek sharedone.Arumor hasit thatthere wasa similarcase inneuroscience,Golgi andCajal,maybe诺贝尔经济学奖economists arenot sodifferent!两个持完全不同观点的人都能够获得诺贝尔奖，这种情况只有在经济学领域才会发生或者两个持完全不同观点的人能够分享诺贝尔奖，这种情况也只有在经济学领域才会发生具体而言，缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是如此有传言称在神经科学领域也有类似情形，比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔，所以经济学家也许并非那么另类英语幽默小故事篇2Economists arearmed anddangerous:Watch outfor ourinvisible hands.Economists cansupply iton demand.You cantalk aboutmoney withoutever havingtomake any.You getto saytrickle downwith astraight face.Mick Jaggerand ArnoldSchwarzeneggerboth studiedeconomics andlook howthey turnedout.When you are intheunemployment line,at leastyou willknow whyyouarethere.If yourearrange thelettersin ECONOMICS,you getCOMIC NOSE.Although ethicsteaches thatvirtue isits own reward,in economicswe gettaught thatreward isitsownvirtue.When yougetdrunk,you cantell everyonethat youare justresearching thelaw ofdiminishing marginal学习经济学的九大理由utility.经济学家们会武功小心我们的无影手经济学家们能够做到有求必应你可以不必挣钱而对金钱夸夸其谈你可以开始拉着脸说涓滴这一术语了米克・贾格尔和阿诺德•施瓦辛格两人都学过经济学，看看他们后来都成为了什么样的人物站在失业队伍里的时候，至少你会知道自己为什么失业假如重新安排经济学这个词包含的字母，你得到的是〃小丑的‘鼻子〃伦理学教导我们坚守德行本身即是回报，在经济学中我们得到的教导则是获得回报本身即是德行喝醉了的时候，你可以告诉所有人你只是在体验边际效用递减规律而已英语幽默小故事篇3A girlwas visitingher blondefriend,who hadacquired twonew dogs,and askedher一个女孩去拜访她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只狗，于是女孩问what theirnames were.道它们叫什么名字呀”The blonderesponded bysaying thatone was named Rolexand onewasnamed金发朋友说,一只叫另一只叫Timex.Rolex,Timex0Her friendsaid,Whoever heardof someonenaming dogslike that女孩说〃哪有狗狗叫这个名字的〃HELLLOOOOOOO...answered theblonde.Theyre watchdogs!〃那个..・・・.〃金发朋友说〃他们是监视器!〃英语幽默小故事篇4Two guyswere walkingthrough thejungle.All ofa sudden,a tigerappears fromadistance,running towardsthem.One ofthe guystakes outa pairof Nikesfrom hisbagand startsto putthem on.The otherguy witha surprisedlook andexclaims,Do youthinkyou willrun fasterthan thetiger withthose Hisfriend replies:I donthave toout1两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，run it,I justhave torun fasterthan you.向他们冲来其中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克鞋，开始穿上另一个人惊奇地看着他说，你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗他的朋友回答道我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了英语幽默小故事篇5Bernie wasinvited to his friendshome fordinner.Morris,the host,preceded everyrequesttohiswife byendearing terms,calling herHoney,My Love,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.Bernie lookedat Morrisand remarked,That isreally nice,that afterall theseyearsthat youhave beenmarried,and youkeep callingyour wifethose petnames.Morrishung hishead andwhispered/To tellthe truth,I forgother namethree yearsago/应邀来到他的朋友家吃晚餐在朋友家，发现，不管问他老婆什么问题,Bernie MorrisBernie Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的、称呼，象蜜糖，我的爰人，亲爱的，甜心等等对Bernie说，〃你们夫妻俩真够亲密的，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她叫得那么亲密〃低下Morris Morris头，小声地对说，〃老实跟你说吧，三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了〃Bernie英语幽默小故事篇6My husband,Michael,a busdriver,was passinga desertedbus stopwhen oneof hispassengerscalled outthat awoman wantedto geton.He pulledup to the curband我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的.车站opened the doors.时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车麦克把车停靠在马路边，打开了车门After aminute,Michael sawan elderlywoman witha canecrossing thestreet slowly.过了足有一分钟，麦克才见到T立老太太拄着拐杖，慢腾腾地过着马路朝车子走来麦克衬心He waitedpatiently asshe madeher waytothebus andclimbed thesteps.地等她来到汽车旁上着台阶While shewas lookingin herpurse forher buspass,he beganz,to closethedoors.Wait aminute!”she snapped.My motherscoming.趁老太太打开钱包找月票的工夫，麦克欲关门，老妇人阻止道”等一会，我妈妈还在后面呢!〃本文来源网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！。