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第四季第五集奇异怪诞恐怖悬疑恐怖故事集女版科学怪人和鬼作秀恤恐怖石膏像储存罐T夜光拼图点击这里购买僵尸鼻子将自己变成僵尸hearts;hearts;敬启者你们被诚挚邀请参加瑞恩和艾莉森令人作呕的婚礼确保穿上你们最漂亮的礼服因为一个不速之客的到来他们的婚礼可能会变成葬礼呵呵让我们期待撒虱子仪式吧哦不对是撒米(婚礼仪式的一部分)一起来陷入我这部有(洞)借有蓝漂亮壁炉里的火焰发出清脆的嚅啪声沉重的呼吸确压过了那让人舒心的火焰我亲爰的艾莉森亲爱的艾莉森我该从何说起呢距离上次见到你我唯一的孩子My dearAllison,where doI begin已经过去年了Its been15years sinceI lastlaid eyesupon you,15我在世的时间无多my onlychild.我不能求得原谅My remainingtime onearth isshort.但如果我能在临终前让你放下心结I cant ask forforgiveness,那我也就可以瞑目了but ifI canprovide youwith somesemblance ofclosure请接受我月日星期日的早午餐邀请I willdie acontented man.66带着你的未婚夫Please acceptmy invitationto brunchon Sunday,June6th.圣诞生日从没找过我哪有父母会这样对自己的孩子的Along with your fiance.他是个混蛋欠你太多No Christmas:no birthdays.Who doesthat to their childhearts;hearts;房子财产现在都是你的了宝儿An asshole.And heowes youbig time.hearts;我们就在庄园举行婚礼吧The house,the property,that allbelongs to you,baby.hearts;hearts;听他的Lets havethe weddingin theyard.小型婚礼入左右Like heasked.20亲看着我Keep itsmall,20or soguests.我绝不会在那栋房子里举行我们的婚礼的Babe,look atme.hearts;hearts;hearts;看上去真精神孩子我能这么叫你吧Theres nofucking wayIm gettingmarried inthat house.当然爸Looking sharp,son.May Icall youson;呼吸深呼吸Sure thingDad.紧张很正常这毕竟是件改变人生的大事Breathe.Breathe in.人生第一次瑞恩•李夫妇Last-minute jittersare normal.This isa life-changing event.我敢说你一定会在宾客名单上For thefirst time,Mr.and Mrs.Ryan Lee.找到一个即便消失也没人会想的人Fm sureyou canfind someoneon yourguest list改主意了吗who wont be missed.不不我准备好坚持到底了Having secondthoughts那就好我可不想提醒你No,no.Tm readyto gothrough withthis.;Good becauseI hateto breakit toyou,你已经说过你愿意了的确Hbut youalready saidI do.自从艾莉森岁的巴黎生日会之后So I did.9我就再没见过她这么开心了I haventseen Allisonthis happy巴黎有查克芝士餐厅吗since her9th birthdayparty inParis.你还挺幽默的瑞恩Do theyhave ChuckyCheeses inParis那我们要怎么做Oh,Ryan,you are a card.简单Look,so...how dowe do this把这个放入那个人的酒水里Simple.不到一分钟他们就晕乎乎的了Put thisin theirdrink.带他们到保险库去把他们推到坑里In lessthan aminute theywill becomewoozy.剩下的就交给巨型蚯蚓了Bring themdown to the vaultand tossthem into the pit.相信我又快又无痛The Minhocaowill dothe rest.他们都醒不过来什么感觉都没有Itll befast andpainless,believe me.然后就能换来这世界接下来年的安宁Theyll neverwake up,never feela thing15我的天and allwill beright with the world for thenext15years.还有瑞恩这事不能告诉艾莉森My god嘿嘿达瑞尔表亲And Ryan,Allison can never know.嘿兄弟Hey,hey,yo,yo!Cousin Darryl!你还在那个激光真人干吗Hey buddy.csYou stillworking at the lasertag place不在了倒闭了-不是吧臭虫跑到了耳麦里那些小混蛋投诉「No,it gotshut down.No.hearts;hearts;你看上去真美亲爱的Bed bugsgot in the headsets.Those littlefuckers complained.谢谢You lookstunning,my dear.谢谢今天你为我做的一切Thank you.看见没也没那么难嘛And thanks for today.我唯一的遗憾就是rOh,see Thatwasn tso hard.你母亲不能看到这一天My onlyregret is...真的很难相信她离开我们年了your motherisnt hereto shareit15我知道Its hardto believeshes beengone15years.好伤感I know.嘿又给你拿了罐啤酒Its sad.干了Well hey,L uh,got youanother beer.给干杯Down that!我的天瑞恩一定是喝高了Here yougo.Cheers.他居然在跟他表亲达瑞尔聊天My god.Ryan must be polluted.他最烦达瑞尔了I mean,he*s actuallytalking tohis cousin,Darryl.可不是I mean,he hatesDarryl我们这就So hedoes.嘿你没事吧Well weget to...Woah,woah,woah.Hey,you ok嗯我就我们进屋去给你来杯咖啡吧Yeah,I justgotta达瑞尔Lets goin thehouse andget somecoffee inya,huh来吧大块头我们给你Darryl-Woo!好吧可是赚大钱的买卖Come on,big guy.Lets get you...hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;还可以给它起个滑稽的名字比如像大蒸汽Alright,thats wherethe realcash is.电子烟啥的So justgotta nameit afunny name like BigVape.里面有这个词就行Or Vaped.V聪明-里面是什么uPlay somethingwith vapein it.是是个秘密Smart.Whats in there嗯你先进去吧Its uh,its amystery.还有一阶好了Yeah,after you.Go!马上到了One morestep.Yeah.好酷啊Get on there.看看啊Its prettycool,huh嘿不如这样吧Check thatout.-Woah!不如我们就Hey,you know what抓住了达瑞尔Maybe weshould just达瑞尔Woah,woah,hold on!Hold on!Darryl!结束了吗Darryl!11是都结束了Is itover你做得对孩子相信我他不会感觉到什么的Yeah.It*s over.至于你的感觉慢慢就过去了You didthe rightthing,son.Believe me,he feltnothing.来喝一口And asfor what youre feeling,that toowill pass.敬未来的年安宁Here,drink.15敬艾莉森-敬艾莉森To thenext15years.现在我们上楼去继续享受你的婚礼吧To Allison.-To Allison.等等等等Now,lets getback upstairsand enjoythe restof yourwedding.怎么回事Wait.Wait!这是今晚的最后一支舞了弗兰克Whats happening醒醒醒醒Its thelast danceof thenight,Frank.爸Wakey,wakey这是干嘛我们在哪呢Dad.在我太祖父母曾经的庄园里What isthis Whereare we这里过去可美了Inside theproperty lineof mygreat grandparentsestate.跟这比起来你那宅子啥也不是It was a reallooker backin theday.可到了年一切都消失了Put yourhouse toshame.1926艾莉森快救我出去That isuntil1926when it all wentkaput.省省吧弗兰克我什么都知道Allison,get meout ofhere.瑞恩都解释给我听了Save yourbreath,Frank I know thetruth.当你一开始联系我的时候我还很生气Ryan explained.hearts;hearts;我是说恨不得亲手杀了你When youfirst gotin touch,I was...livid.但是瑞恩心胸宽广Imean,Icould havekilled youwith mybare hands.他觉得我至少该听你怎么说But Ryanhas sucha bigheart,那天的早午餐之后he feltI shouldat leasthear youout.我们就有了些自己的想法And afterbrunch thatday我为你敞开了大门艾莉森Aww.We hadsome ideasof ourown.我迎接你重回我的生活I openedmy doortoyou,Allison是你是真的很大方弗兰克I welcomedyou backinto mylife,Allison.可却用错了地方Yes,youve beenvery generous,Frank.你的那个小麻烦Generous toa fault.本可以去找任何人解决的I mean,you couldhave approachedanyone但是像你这么混蛋的人with yourlittle...problem.估计都没人肯接你hearts;hearts;的电话吧But,being themajor leagueasshole that you are,于是你找上了我们hearts;hearts;theres probablyno oneleft toansweryour calls.从某种程度上来说我还挺开心瑞恩劝我来见你的So youcame tous.r因为你看我终于有机会In away,I mglad Ryanurged me to reconnect.面对并解决过去的痛苦了Because,you see,I finallyfound areason那个坑可比做心理治疗便宜多了to copewith mydysfunctiona past!看到你那个坑时我吃了一惊这也太小了吧The pitscheaper thantherapy.说明你那里You knowI wasvery surprisedthat yourpit wasso small养的应该是个宝宝也就意味着这里的才是母亲That mustmean you have oneof thebabies.你看哈我在家人面前立过誓Which meansthat rightthere isthe mama.绝不再让她再踏入人间一步You see,I madea vowto myfamily没错宝贝to neverlet herroam freeagain.我和瑞恩在迷你高尔夫Thats right,baby.第一次约会时他就给我讲了巨型蚯蚓的事Ryan told me all about hisMinhocao谢谢你宝儿on ourvery firstdate duringmini golf.告诉我必须每隔年喂食一次才能保证所有人的安全Thank you,baby.15等等How itneeds to be fedevery15years for the safetyof others.而我觉得我挚爰的父亲Wait就是那最美味的一餐And I cant thinkof amore deservingmeal但是你搞错了艾莉森than my loving father.这一切并不是假象婚礼Oh,but you*ve gottenitallwrong,Allison遗嘱所有的一切都是真的It wasn*talie,the...the wedding,我爰你艾莉森一直都爱the will,it wasall forreal有件事你说了谎弗兰克I loveyou,Allison.I alwayshave.被喂食的人You liedabout one thing though,Frank.并非毫无痛感Getting fedtothe Minhocao也不会很快就死•我的天Its notpainless.Nor isit fastOh,my god.巨型蚯蚓会将它的食物留着长达年15然后再慢慢的消化掉The Minhocaoholds itsfood for15long years不-是的while itslowly digests不不不艾莉森我爱你No!Yes如果这是真的爸那就答我一个简单的问题No,no,no,Allison.I loveyou.;Hl我的夫姓是什么If thatstrue,Daddy thenanswer onevery simplequestion.你嫁的是Whats mymarried name给你秒钟弗兰克Your married5快说啊弗兰克You havefive seconds,Franko.史密斯Come on,Frank约翰逊威廉米勒Smith.Ohhl天哪弗兰克・斯宾塞Johnson.Williams.Miller.加油啊一点边都不贴呢-德克森Ah,Jesus,Frankl Spencer.拜拜弗兰克・肯尼迪Come on,not evenclose!-Texan说了不下次Bye bye,Frankie Poo.-KennedyDJ40而且餐巾上也都印满了The DJsaid itabout42times.李李It waswritten onthe fuckingnapkin.王八蛋他居然说对了Lee!Lee!李Son ofa bitch,he gotit right拜拜Lee!下车吧Bye-bye.欢迎回家李太Well,lets go.-谢谢你李森Well,welcome home,Mrs.Lee.冰箱里应该还有剩的蛋糕Thank you,Mr.Lee.我倒是想吃点别的当甜品呢I thinkthere*s someleft overcake in the fridge.兄弟简直是我参加过最棒的婚礼Well,I washoping for something elsefor dessert.你肯定不相信发生了什么Dude!Best weddingever!我被困在一个坑里然后我不得不跟黑暗骑士似的Youre nevergonna believewhat happened.拼命爬出来I gotstuck in a pitand Ihad toclimb outlike thedark Knight然后这名字就像夜里的幻像一样闪现出来orsomeshit.就叫蒸汽大逃亡吧And itcame to melikea visionin thenight.守守守守The VapeEscape.如果达瑞尔还活着那就意味着Wait,wait,wait.不不不If DarryFsstill alive,that means王八蛋No,no,no!它还没有进食Motherfucker!有着锋利的下颗和数不清的黑眼睛的巨型蚯蚓It stillhasnt beenfed!从地下窜出来冲破屋顶冲着尖叫着的正在逃命的那对新婚夫妇他们看了一眼手机hearts;hearts;知道已经没有时间了它还没进食欢迎可来大屠杀专家们我的编辑给我设定了一个严格的“死期”I hearts;hearts;所以让我们在血液干涸之前沉浸在这个残酷的故事中吧这个故事讲述的是一位雄心勃勃的漫画家他的艺术从有趣的页面开始以讣告结束就像我总是说努力工作就有(能)回报(杀人)我称该片为令人疯狂的涂鸦高压新闻制造出来的繁忙大都市氛围分分钟将你生吞活剥hearts;hearts;我是索尼娅我知道安吉拉Im Sonia.你的作品超棒的I know.Angela.我在《永恒》上见过几次Your workis great.嘴真甜Fve seenit inTimeless a few times.想听我的建议吗Thats kind.罗杰•巴顿看上去就是个刻薄的混蛋Word ofadvicehearts;hearts;你得知道他到底想要什么Roger Bartonseems likea meanbastard.要我帮你看一眼作品吗You justneed to knowwhat hes looking for.真的吗Want me to take a look at yourstuff那可太好了Seriously这么多年我一直试图发表Yeah,I wouldlove that.从小时候起在《永恒》上发表漫画就是我的梦想Ive beentrying toget publishedfor years.有几次差一点Even asa kid,getting acartoon inTimelesswas like,the dream.但是我想可能是运气不够好吧没有无可否认的才能才需要运气Ive gottenclose acouple times,but,um,Ithinkldont havea lot of luck.这个我看就算了Luck isfor peoplewithout undeniabletalent.也许个月前还行This one,I wouldntbother with.3关键是实时性Maybe threemonths ago.那个我还以为是自己最好的作品呢The keyis tobe timely.平庸可没法给你赚到房租钱妞儿Oh,I thoughtthat wasmy bestone.hearts;记住了无可否认的Cant pay rent with mediocrity,girl.你挚爱的父亲弗兰克Remember,undeniable.王八蛋草Your lovingfather,Frank.我知道抱歉了宝贝儿风都被我挡上了Asshole!Fuck.不是说你说我父亲呢I know,Im sorrybabe.Tm hoggingit.什么什么父亲你不是说他过世了吗No,not you...my father.对我来说是What Whatfather Youtoldmehes dead.什么He isdead...to me.让我看看What摆谱先生呢Let mesee.真不要脸Oh,Mr.Fancy Pants.r我说不好感觉好像他时日无多He sgot alotofnerve.想在离世之前跟你I dont know,it lookslike hesees theend coming恢复关系周日一顿早午餐and wantsto makepeace beforehe*s gone.可弥补不了他对我做过的事Its gonnatakealot morethan Sundaybrunch我母亲去世时to makeup forwhathedid to me.我那挚爱的父亲在我最需要他的时候When mymother died一脚把我踢到寄宿学校mylovingfather hadme shippedoff toboarding school所以没错从他的角度来看是挺好just whenI neededhim themost.但我他妈可没那么健忘So yeah,it wouldbe niceto seeit fromhis pointof view,而且相信我我努力过but I cant stickmy headthat farup myass.好吧来And trustme,Ive tried.是我是够蠢的总之Yeah,no,um,it wasstupid anyway.真是浪费时间啊Anyway索尼娅Well,that wasa wasteof time.很高兴能再见到你Sonia.快来帮帮我吧Great to see youagain.-真蠢蠢死了Please helpme.祝你好运朋友Stupid...stupid就现在谢谢Good luck,friend.Yes,today.Thank you.说吧天安吉拉我是桑塔利亚的卡尔文Speak.r卡尔文我不知道你住在西雅图呢Oh,my god.Angela It s Calvinfrom Centralia.嗯我是这里的主编这也太意外了Calvin,I didntknow youlived inSeattle.是啊从你的课堂到《永恒》的确是Yeah,Tm themanaging editor.This isnuts.是罗杰让我坐上这个职位Yeah.From yourclass toTimelessthat^...现在要承担的责任也更多了还不错Yeah,Rogers havingme sit in onthese now但是看看你啊so moreresponsibilities,which isnice.最有艺术天分的女士现在是专业的漫画家了But hey,lookatyou.太棒了Ms.Most Artisticis nowa professionalcartoonist.我还算不上Thats great.漫画能发表才算是专业人士Well,I wouldntgo thatfar.提交的作品如何Professionals usuallyget published.目前为止他只看上了一幅作品其它的都一般般How arethe submissionslooking这行竞争是非常激烈的你得有足够勇气才行He likes one sofar.The resthave beena bitgrim.拿来吧Its acut-throat businessif you*ve gotthe stomachfor it.我挺喜欢那张的罗杰Give me.风格过于《大兵贝利》了I likethat one,Roger.这才是我们想要的Too BeetleBailey.This iswhat werelookingfor.适时富于表现力透着不因循守旧的幽默感Timely.Expressive.话题感Left fieldof humor.这才是绝妙的作品Conversational.索尼娅就在房间里画的突发灵感Fantastic stuff.一个真正hearts;独特的人才Sonia drewit rightin theroom.The inspirationjust hither.给你留个作业吧A true,singular talent.好好琢磨下《永恒》的感觉Some homework.平庸可赚不到房租钱Study Timelessvoice.hearts;天哪你没告发她吗you cant payrent withmediocrity.几个夜晚之后Oh,my goodness.Did youturn herin没有他们把垃圾桶给清空了我们只能各执一词你知道我最信因果索尼娅No,they emptiedthe trash.Itd bemy wordagainst hers.;所以我相信这个索尼娅很快就会遭报应的Well,you knowhow Ifeel aboutkarma等你作品发表了so Im sure thisSonia willsee thenasty endof itsoon enough.妈妈这一行就是这样不好干如果在那儿画漫画不成功的话Its justwhat itis.Its atough business.你还是可以回原来老板那里的对吧Well,if cartooningthere doesntwork out,希望你走的时候没闹的太难看哦you canalways tryyou oldboss,hm他冤枉我说我从收银机里偷钱I hopeyou leftthings ongood terms.而且没有一个人站在我这边Uh,he accusedme ofstealing out of theregister所以我是不会回去的and notone personhad myback.那你也可以搬回来想办法在溜冰场Im notgoing backthere.找份画漫画的工作嘛Well,you canalways moveback andtry toget ajob我才不要回去做高中时候打的工呢doing caricaturesattheroller rink.宝贝儿我爱你Im notgonna goback tothe jobthat I did inhigh school.我只是想说还是有更安全的选择的Honey,I loveyou.拉克湖高中Im justsaying thereare saferoptions.我还记得你小时候总是成天画呀画的I rememberwhen you were alittle girl,各项投票中得票最高的you wouldspend hoursdrawing anddrawing.你还记得你以前在墙上画得到处都是吗最有艺术气质You rememberyou usedto drawall overmy walls.你根本不在乎用的是不是纸蜡笔还是马克笔最可能成为作家It didntmatter ifit waspaper,crayons,markers.你就一直在画这就是你想做的事情知道你不继续做了真的让我很难受You werealways drawing.This iswhat youwanted to do.还有你It reallypains meto hearthat youarent doingit anymore.那是你的画吗Or yourenot那一定是我弄错了因为上面是我的名字Oh,was thatyour drawing我太忙了要给好多家出版商画画I musthave beenconfused becauseit hasmy nameon it.不可能记住所有我看见过的小涂鸦Im justso busydrawing fordozens ofpublications,放弃吧I cantbe expectedto rememberever littledoodle Isee.你就是个废柴太弱了Give up.滚回你出生的那破乡下去吧You*realoser.Youre weak.你妈妈是对的Go backto whateverdead cornfieldyou crawledout of.你没能力待在大城市Your mothersright.你进城多久了You dont have whatit takesto makeit here.太久了卡尔文Too long.凌晨点分临时决定了445罗杰今天会再收新提交的作品你们不是选了索尼娅的吗非常抱歉你要从我这里得知这个消息但她昨晚出事故去世了你们俩关系好吗年月日今早一个女人的残骸2022610经确认为索尼娅•威克斯在城铁轨道上被发现在她回家的途中警方确认了索尼娅应该是滑了一跤At somepoint duringher commutehome,撞到了头以至于失去意识authorities gatheredSonia musthave slippedam市政工人跟着老鼠和血迹“and hither headrendering herunconscious.发现了索尼娅•威克斯被啃掉眼睛的尸体City workerfollowed atrail ofsewer ratsand blood怎么回事to SoniaWicks*corpse whereher eyeshad beeneaten away.What索尼娅今天本来是要签下她作品的出版合约的Sonia wassupposed to sign thepublishing agreementtoday没有合约就没有漫画for herpiece.你真的觉得她是脚滑摔倒的吗No agreement,no cartoon.我不知道但罗杰重新开始了Do youreally thinkshe slippedand fell你有新作品吗I haveno clue.But Rogersback atit.有就是感觉有点反胃You gotsome newstuff这情况很糟糕我知道如果你准备好了的话就去吧Yeah.Just feelingkind ofnauseous.听着索尼娅的事情我真的很遗憾Awful circumstances,Iknow.Well,if you*re ready.我带你进去Hey,um,Im reallysorry aboutSonia.给我Lets getyou in there.不好意思我得出去一下Gimme.填字游戏部门有点紧急情况Im sorry,I have to stepout.横的还是竖的The crossworddepartments havingan emergency.安吉拉我真是对你刮目相看你对我的指示理解得很到位Down oracross恭喜你Well...Angela,Tm impressed.Youve takenmy directionwell.下个月的漫画定了Congratulations.这咱得喝一杯I believeIve foundnext monthscartoon.喝好的This hasearned usa drink.谢谢你巴顿先生The goodstuff.谢谢你巴顿先生Thank you,Mr.Barton,你不知道这对我来说意义有多么重大Thank you,Mr.Barton,我们需要你签一份出版合约youhaveno ideahow muchthis meansto me.当然了We willneed youtosigna publishersagreement.但是在我们继续之前Of course.你需要做一件事才能正式开启我们的合作关系But,before weproceed,你要炒掉卡尔文there isonethingI need to makethis partnershipofficial.什么Youre going to fireCalvin.你得为了我炒掉他What为什么是我You aregoingtofire himfor me.你现在有机会在西北地区排名第一的杂志工作Why me在这hearts;hearts;里有万月刊订阅用户You havethe opportunityto workin thenumber onemagazine1130会看到你的作品intheNorthwest whereyour workwill beseen全国顶级的经纪人和公司
11.3millions monthlysubscribers.hearts;hearts;都会知道你的名字Top agents,managers andfirms acrossthe country你想要这一切will knowyour name.你就要面对你朋友的可怜小眼睛If youwant that,残忍地宣布开除他you willlook yourfriend inhis sadlittle eyeshearts;and sayevery horribleword inthis terminationletter.不这这太疯狂了不这是一场考验Uh,no,this,this isinsane.《永恒》不只是一本杂志是我的心血No.This isa test.我的传承hearts;hearts;Timeless isntjusta magazine.Its myblood andbones.你和卡尔文是旧识My legacy.所以我必须要确认你忠于《永恒》You andCalvin havea history以及它所代表的一切so I needtobe assuredthatyou will beloyal toTimeless好很好谢谢你and everythingit standsfor.巴顿先生你六点钟的约改到星期五了Okay.Very good,alright,thanksfor the chat.我不行我做不到Mr.Barton,your6:00PM hasbeen movedto Friday.出版合约I cantI cantdo this.回家去吧小姑娘Publishing agreement你失败了Go onhome,little mouse.你没事吧You failed.双份的苏格兰威士忌Are youok风格过于《大兵贝利》了JB,double.蠢猪Too BeetleBailey.索尼娅就在这里当场画的Fucking pig.突发灵感Sonia drewit rightintheroom.The inspirationjust hither.真他妈的难以置信hearts;hearts;hearts;平庸可赚不到房租钱I cantbelieve thisshit.hearts;回家去吧小姑娘你失败了You can*tpayrentwithmediocrity.猪头Go onhome,little mouse.You failed.你想聊聊吗Pig.有些人就该烂死You want to talkabout it我懂Some peopledeserve torot.别让他们磨了你的心气这样他们就赢了I hearthat.这杯我请了Dont letem getyou down.Thafs howthey win.谢了It*sonme.嗨-嗨Thanks.我刚想给你打电话来着Hi.-Heyhearts;hearts;我就是想跟你道个别I was just about to callyou.我要走了Um,I justwanted tosay goodbye.你是我在这行里遇见的唯一一个好人Im leaving.我永远也不会忘记的Youre theonly goodperson Imet inthis business,安吉拉so,Til neverforget that.我们要出版你的漫画了Angela我不知道你听说没有但罗杰死了We*re publishingyour cartoon.I dontknow if you heard,but Roger died.恐怖的意外不是吧真的吗Freak accident.是啊大家都很震惊Oh,no.Really但这话别外传啊Yeah,everyones justin shock.楼上其实没多少人伤心But,between you and me,现在他们任命我为总编了no oneupstairs ismourning all that much.我本来准备打电话告诉你的So,now,they mademe Editor-in-Chief.hearts;hearts;但我一早上都在开会I wasgonna calland tellyou哇哦这太棒了but Ivebeen inmeetings allmorning.我还想跟你谈谈Wow!Wow,that^...wow.你愿不愿意全职为《永恒》工作I alsowanted totalk toyou不再是所谓自由职业了about workingfor Timelessfulltime.hearts;hearts;你会有健康保险带薪休假那一整套的No morefreelance stuff.当然前提是你愿意Health insurance,paid time off,the works.卡尔文这我我都不知道该说什么了I mean,ifyouwantto,that is.」说你愿意Calvin,thats,I dont.dontknowwhat tosay.你做到了Say yes.好我愿意You madeit.我加入我的天哪Ok,yes.太好了Ok,lets doit.Oh,my god.Great,greatl今天就要出版这一期了hearts;hearts;然后我现在开会迟到了所以如果你不介意的话We go to printtoday我们明天再处理文书什么的吧and Iam latefor ameeting,so ifit*s okwithyou我们会一起创造出很伟大的事业的安吉拉well dealwiththepaperwork tomorrow.至少让我请你吃顿晚饭吧Were gonnado greatthings,Angela.今晚我请客Um,hey,let metake youto dinnerat least.没问题Tonight Mytreat.先生Youre on.刚才跟你讲话的那位小姐Sir!怎么了The ladyyouweretalking to.那人从楼上摔下来之后Yeah她直接就冲了出去把东西落下了Right afterthat mantook aheader,好交给我吧she tookoff rightoutofhere andleft herthings.感觉她今天心情好多了Oh,yeah,Icantake em.什么意思She seemsinabetter moodtoday.她之前说有些人就该烂死What do you mean嗨亲爰的She saidsome peopledeserve torot.妈我的作品终于要出版了《永恒》杂志Hi,honey.hearts;hearts;我的天我好为你骄傲安吉拉Mom,I finallygot published!Timelessmagazine.谢谢Oh,my god.fm soproud ofyou,Angela.你忠于自己而且不像其他那些人Thanks.你没靠作弊就成功了You stayedtrue to yourself;and unlikeall thoseothers,我们跟他们不一样Alright.Come on.我们会比我们的父母做的好We havethe chancetodoit differently.听上去是不错但我不在乎Better thanour parentsever did.让他见鬼去吧Yeah,allthatsounds veryrice butas faras Imconcerned,我再也不会见他he cangotohell.地方没找错吧Fil neversee thatman again.嗯Are weintheright place一定会很顺利的Yep.Oh,honey我觉得这不是个好主意Its goingtobegreat.赶紧完事就走吧-好I thinkthis isa badidea.靠这地方跟韦恩庄园似的Lets justget thisover with.-Yeah.f你还好吧Holy shit.Itsfucking WayneManor.我们一定会相处的很愉快的You good你好弗兰克I thinkwere gonnaget alonggreat.艾莉森能见到你可真好Hello,Frank.Allison,its wonderfulto seeyou.你跟你妈好像这是我未婚妻You arethe veryimage ofyour mother.瑞恩很高兴见到你This ismy fiance.我的荣幸先生Ryan.Delighted to meet you.请进吧进来别介意我拖着的这堆东西Pleasure,sir.Come in,please.Come in.Excuse allof theparaphernalia.没错you didnthavetocheat tosucceed.我真的好为你骄傲你真的太努力了Thats exactlyright.这太棒了我去叫你爸Im soproud ofyou,Lord knowsyouve workedso hard.hearts;hearts;对了我今晚要去约会This isamazing.Let meget yourfather.真的吗瞧瞧你Oh,and,I havea datetonight.跟我说说他好等一下Tell meallabouthim.他帅吗个子高吗Ok,hold on.他是写文章的还是画画的Is hecute Ishe tall嗨•跟我说说Does hewrite ordoes hedraw罗杰死的时候你也在场Hey.-Tell memore.你不能这么对我我想知道You werethere whenRogerdied.妈我得挂了You cantdo thistome.I needto hear,Ineedtoknow.我我不明白你什么意思Mom Igotta go.我跟你说的时候你表现得很惊讶的样子Um.I dont,uh,I don*t understand.但你看到了出事现场When Itold you,you actedsurprised.我没有惊讶啊我有吗But yousaw ithappen.那我只是你要来点香槟吗I didntact surprised.Idid我今天实在是太Well I wasjust-hey,do youwant somechampagne好吧I...this dayhas justreally been安吉拉这到底是怎么回事这只是涂鸦而已Angela,what isgoing on我太生气了Its justa doodle.生索尼娅的气吗I wasangry.是她偷了我的漫画At Sonia我给她看之后她就在罗杰办公室里画出来了Yes.She stolemy cartoon.所以她偷了你的作品之后就死了She drewitinRogers officeright afterI showedit to her.你是这个意思吗So shedied right after stealingfrom you.这太荒谬了你到底想说什么Thats what youre tellingme我也不知道但你有所隐瞒This isridiculous.What areyou accusingmeof全世界会有谁Im notsure yet.But yourehiding something.为了那两个混蛋的死而悲伤反正我不会Who inthis wholeworld issadhearts;hearts;that those我们俩终于时来运转了two assholesare dead,huh Notme.你来太早了我还没来得及换衣服Things arefinally turningaround forthe bothof us.You knowyou gothere before I couldget changed.等我一下我们就可以去庆祝了对吧安吉拉Give meone minuteand thenwe cancelebrate,right让我进去安吉拉拜托回答我Hey,Angela!安吉拉Let mein,Angela,please.Talk tome.卡尔文你毁了这一切Angela!让我进去Calvin,youre ruiningthis.今晚本来多么美好你对我那么好Let mein!拜托回答我Tonight isa goodnight.You wereso nicetome.你走走啊Please talk tome.安吉拉拜托Just goaway!Go away!你不回答我我就去报警Angela,please.我是认真的安吉拉hearts;hearts;You wonttalktome,Ill gotothepolice.给我开门I mean it,Angela!给我开门Open thisfucking door.让我进去安吉拉Open thisfucking door!告诉我发生了什么你干了什么Let mein,Angela.给我开门Tell mewhat happened.What didyou do安吉拉拜托Open thisfucking doorl对不起卡尔文•我认真的安吉拉Angela,please.我不能让你夺走这一切Pmsorry,Calvin.-1meanit,Angela!Icantlet youtake thisaway fromme.安吉拉拜托卡尔文Angela,pleaselCalvin我勒个去这地方可真不错艾莉森应该跟你说过吧Holy shh...Cow.This placeis reallysomething.这块地和宅子是我们家祖传的The landand thehouse havebeen inour family她的房间就在楼上for generationas Imsure Allisonhas mentioned.hearts;跟以前一样Her roomis rightup thosestairs.早就物是人非了Just asit was.今天天气这么好Until itwasnt.我们不如在外面用餐吧Its sucha lovelyday,希望你们俩喜欢吃和牛还有龙虾I thoughtwe mightdine outside.还是说现在你还是喜欢炸鸡薯条I hopeyou bothlike Wagyubeef andlobster.我吃素的Or isit stillchicken nuggetsand fries当然当然Im vegan.我让厨师准备些美味的素食好了Oh course,of course.真不错对吧亲Ill haveCook preparesomething equallyappetizing.永远给我宝贝女儿最好的This isamazing,Right,honey好了就别假客套了Nothing butthe bestfor mygirl.好了就别假客套了Ok,skip thepageantry.我们来这不是为了吃早午餐的Ok,skip thepageantry.好的好的We didntcome hereto eatbrunch.那我就直说了Alright.Alright我是个糟糕透顶的父亲I||get tothe point.你值得更好的但我却没能给你足够的爱I wasan abysmalfather.可过去的事我无力挽回You deservedall thelove Inever showedyou andmore.但是我请求你艾莉森And theresnothing Ican doabout mypast,在我离开人世之前but Ibeg ofyou,Allison.请允许我纠正一些错误Allow meto rightafew wrongs不好意思纠正一些错误beforeIfind myselfat Abrahamsside.我觉得这不可能弗兰克Im sorry,rightafewwrongs一切皆有可能只是我没时间了I don*t thinkthats possible,Frank.也许只剩一个月了Anything ispossible.But Idonthavetime.让我帮你们举办婚礼吧Maybe amonth.就在这在家里所有费用都由我来承担Allow meto giftyou yourwedding,我甚至都选好了日期月日Here,at home.All expensespaid.627拜托了艾莉森就答应我吧等我过世Ive evenchosen thedate,June the27th.不会太久他们已经给我下了最后通牒这里的一Please,Allison,dothisfor meand whenI pass,切都是你的which wontbe long,they*ve assuredme,谢谢但还是算了everything I have acquiredwill becomeyours.我们俩没打算举行婚礼Thanks,but urn,no thanks.hearts;hearts;瑞恩和我计划旅行结婚There isntgonna bea wedding.这样也对Ryan andI areplanning toelope.Thats sensible.毕竟这年头举行个婚礼开销太大hearts;hearts;Weddings arean一个代课教师的薪水incredible expensethese days,我估计你们连外卖都付不起especially ona substituteteachers salary.hearts;hearts;瑞恩我先上车了I doubtyou couldeven affordthe takeoutmenu.当然Ryan,Ill beinthecar.我我该走了Of course.是走吧I...I shouldgo.赶紧回到那个连空调都不好使的小破屋去Yes,yes.我有点好奇瑞恩你是真爱我女儿吗Run,run backtoyourpoorly airconditioned hovel.你愿意做任何事护她周全吗Im curious,Ryan,doyoureally lovemy daughter当然弗兰克Would youdo anythingto keepher safe即便有超出你理解的东西威胁她的安全你也会保护她妈Yes,Frank.Of course.虽然你这么说挺奇怪Safe even的但是我会的from somethingbeyond yourcomprehension三个是帮我站起来吧Well,I meanthis isgetting abit weirdnow,but yes.u u有东西我需要你看看Thats threeyes s.Help meup.艾莉森不知道你即将要看到的东西There issomething Ineed youtosee.而她也永远不会知道一号门后面到底有什么Allison knowsnothing ofwhatyoureabouttosee如果你能猜得到就不会走近了hearts;and shecanneverknow whats这下面behind doornumber one.是什么If youhad athousand guesses,you wouldnever comeclose.你听说过巨型蚯蚓吗What uh...what*s down there你听说过巨型蚯蚓吗Have youever heardof theMinhocao这是自古以来一直居住在地表以下的一种生物这是自古以来一直居住在地表以下的一种生物Ifs acreature thatsbeen dwelling浑身布满黑眼晴beneath thesurface ofthe earthsince thebeginning oftime.浑身布满黑眼睛Countless blackeyes,锋利的下颗以及无以匹敌的凶残锋利的下颗razor sharpmandibles alongwith unmatchedhostility.无以匹敌的凶残下面关的就是它瑞恩就是这个东西下面关的就是它瑞恩就是这个东西Thats whatls down there,Ryan Thatlswhatlsdown there.好吧Thats whatsdownthere,Ryan.Thats whatsdownthere.你不相信我Ok.你知道年月日发生的You dontbelieve me1926627将法明顿夷为平地的大地震吗Are youaware ofthe earthquake我读到过that leveledFarmington onJune the27th,1926对于中西部来说这种地震很不寻常不是吗Yeah,I readabout it,sure.那是因为所谓地震就是个幌子Rather unusualfortheMidwest,wouldn*tyouagree有人忘记了喂食巨型蚯蚓Thats becausethe entireearthquake storywasacover up.而那就是代价Someone hadforgotten tofeed theMinhocao.我从岁起就一直是他的监护人And therewas hellto pay.16Ihavebeen hisguardian sinceIwas16years old现在是我找人交棒的时候了如果你真的为我女儿好and thetime hascome formetopass thebaton.那这个重担就交给你了If youreally wantwhats bestfor mydaughter,我我没明白youwillassume thisresponsibility.为了让它持续休眠Oh,oh,ok.11dont follow.每隔年在一个固定日期In orderfor itto remaindormant...15巨型蚯蚓都要吃掉一个人theMinhocaomustbefed onelive humanbeing这太荒唐了onthesame dateevery15years.不过就r像是休眠的熊或者蝉一样That sridiculous.每隔年就有规律的出现一次Oh,no moreridiculous thanthe hibernatingbear17嘘瑞恩orthecicadas thatappear every17years likeclockwork.如果你仔细听Shh.Ryan,shh.就能听见它正在开始缓慢的If youlisten carefully,向地表爬行you canhear itbeginning tomake itslong,slow climb我tothesurface.不不I.就算我信你No.No!牺牲无辜的人那简直Even ifIdidbelieve you,简直就是疯了sacrificing innocenthuman beings,that isjust...很遗憾听到你这么说Thats crazy!Im sorryto hearthat.你这样我就只能重新考虑遗产的事了现在你和艾莉森分文都拿不到That forcesmetorethink myestate零and nowyou andAllison willreceive zero.什么都没有Zilch.我跟你说过地中海的游艇吗Nada.你好好想想吧瑞恩Did Imention theyacht inthe Mediterranean只要一个人的小小牺牲You giveit somethought,Ryan你和艾莉森就能过上梦想中的生活With onesmall sacrifice,她说对了你他妈就是个怪物youandAllison canlive thelife ofyour dreams.是啊她爰你hearts hearts;hearts;She wasrightabout you.You area fuckingmonster.可这还不够爱会消失Yes,she lovesyou.一旦有那么一天她就会想起Thats notenough.Love fades.自己原本可以拥有的富裕生活And whenit does,shell rememberback然后恨你的一无所有toherprivileged life你真让我恶心and shewill resentyou forhaving nothing.那个祭品必须在你们婚礼的当天喂给它I thinkIm gonnabe sick.我敢说你一定会在宾客名单上And thatsacrifice mustbe madeon yourwedding day.找到一个即便消失也没人会想的人Imsureyou canfind someoneon yourguest listr你是在向空调之神祈祷呢吗who wontbemissed.你为什么没告诉我Are youpraying tothe airconditioning godsr告诉你什么Why thehell didntyoutell me告诉我你其实很富有Tell youwhat因为我不是啊-行吧Uh...that yourerich我父亲离开我的生活已经年了Because Imnot.Yeah,right.15My fatherhasnt beena partof myworldfor15years.。