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J世上没人比我强壮JJ Nobodyelse isstronger thanI amJJ昨天我移了一座山JJ YesterdayI moveda mountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄JJ Ibet Icould beyour heroJJ我是个了不起的小家伙JJ I am a mighty little man JJ我是个了不起的小家伙一/I amamightylittlemanJ少年谢尔顿《少年谢尔顿》前情提要Previously onYoung Sheldon...你有室友吗You gota roommate没有我这是单人间No,its asingle.我有个监护人I havea chaperone.你为什么会需要监护人啊Why do you needa chaperone可能他们觉得我是个捣蛋鬼吧Maybe theythink Im,like,some kindof troublemaker.身为被你揍过的那张脸的主人我同意As theowner oftheface youpunched,theyre right.你玩《龙与地下城》吗不我平常就自己坐在宿舍里读书No.I actuallyjust sitinDoyouplayDDmy dormroom因为我没有朋友and studybecause I have no friends.-那也太扫兴了吧-是啊-Thats a bummer.-Yeah.我想要走了I thinkIm gonnago.再见Bye.你应该去追人家You shouldgo afterher.为什么她就是个扫兴鬼你自己才说过一个家喻户晓的喜剧角色造型与发型都与谢尔顿相似皮威皮威皮威Pee-wee!Pee-wee!Pee-wee!皮威皮威Pee-wee!Pee-wee!地狱不止The hellcontinues.皮威皮威Pee-wee!Pee-wee!谢天谢地Oh,thank goodness.不是吧Come on!排队好吗Hey,theres aline.天啊新一层的地狱Oh,boy.New hell.什么啦What!-干嘛啦-脚抽筋脚抽筋了-What!-Charley horse.Charleyhorse.・我该怎么做•我不知道啊-What-what doI do-1dont know.这里揉它揉这里Here,rub it,rub it,rub it.这一切不就是这么开始的吗Thats kindof howthis wholethinggot started.不好笑好吗Thats notfunny.之后就好笑了Youll laughlater.揉大力点大力点Rub harder.Harder.我已经揉最大力了Im rubbingas hardas I can.用你的手肘啊Well,use yourelbow.好吧All right.不拿牙刷也不会怎公样I dontneed mytoothbrush.喜欢吗You likethat爽爽爽Oh,yeah.Oh,yeah,yeah.这个堕落的夜晚让我This nightof depravityhad reducedme像个野生动物一样在树卜撒尿再糟还能糟到哪去呢tourinatingonatreelikeaforestanimal.皮威皮威回来啦Hey,Pee-wees back!How muchworsecoulditget皮威皮威皮威Pee-wee!Pee-wee!Pee-wee!皮威Pee-wee!打扰一下Excuse me.我在找我的朋友Im lookingfor myfriend.金发女孩大概一米五Blonde girl,about ameter and a half.打扰一下我在找…Excuse me.Im lookingfor...•米希-谢尔顿-Missy-Sheldon你在这里干嘛What are you doing here那你又在这里干嘛What areyou doinghere爸妈知道你在这里吗Do Momand Dadknow yourehere爸妈知道你在这里吗别再这样了你先回答海瑟的姐姐在这里上学DoMomand Dadknowyourehere她邀请我们来换你回答Okay,stop.Yougofirst.Heatherssistergoestoschoolhere.我是在照看佩吉Im lookingafter Paige.Sheinvitedus.Nowyou.那她人呢Where isshe我没说我照看得很好啊Well,I didntsay I was doingagreat job.你的牙刷呢Wheres yourtoothbrush我不想多谈I dontwant to talk aboutit.谁他妈这个点打来啊Who thehell callsat thishour您好Hello.是你啊Oh,hi.有出什么事吗是谁啊Everything okayWho isit-海瑟的妈妈-一切都还好吧-Heathers mom.-Oh.Iseverything okay你也听到我刚刚才问人家吧什么事呢Youjust heardme ask.Wh-Whats up不海瑟不在这里他们在你们家啊怎么了嘛No,Heathersnot here.Theyreatyourhouse.Huh.海瑟跟她妈妈说来我们家睡了Heather toldher momshe wasWhatstayinghere.经典套路佩吉喝醉了吗Paige isdrunkClassic.还抽了麦克丹尼尔警官称为And highon whatOfficerMcDaniels called大hearts;麻hearts;叶子大烟的东西Mary Jane,reefer andganja.-她还好吧•不好-Is sheokay-No.她说她的人生一团糟She saidher lifeis terrible.-什么-她说她的人生一团糟-What-Her lifeis terrible.什么What她的人生一团糟Her lifeis terrible.你的打炮抽筋好点了吗老头Hows yoursex cramp,old man运动员也常常抽筋啊Athletes getcramps allthe time.可能是缺乏水分或是用力过度你说缺乏水分我勉强接受Ill giveyou thedehydration,但Itcomesfromdehydration,overexertion.用力过度我可真是没见到but I didnt seeany overexertion,though.为什么要这样康妮因为很好玩啊Cause itsfun.Why,Connie给我一分钟我就能提枪上阵Well,just giveme aminute,Ill beready.要不干脆就拉倒Why dontwe justcall ita night然后好好睡一觉呢我是没意见但我们确认一下Thats fineby me,but just to beclear,andgetsome sleep-是你说休战不是我-对-youre callingit,not me.-Yep.-我可是摩拳擦掌•我信我信还不行吗Im goodto go.Imsure youare.没错Yep.一点都没错Damn tootin*.不知道能不能安慰到你们但我在她这年纪I dontknow ifitsany help,but when1was herage使出这招时也就是去参加派对罢了and pulledthis,it wasjustto go to aparty.这好了Oh,great.她去不知道哪里的派对了So shesat a party,who knowsFwhere.这样吧You knowwhat■我要出去找她•怎么找-Im gonnago findher.-How不知道啊我就开车到处转I dontknow.Im just-Im gonnadrivearound一直到我听见哪里有嬉闹声•我陪你去-till Ihear somecarousing.Ill gowith you.你们俩能不能冷静一下Will youboth juststop foraminute我们什么都做不了只能等Theres nothingto dobut wait.行吧Fine.不行小乔治我们走Nope.Georgie,lets go.我们去森林里那条小溪边找找Lets checkout thatcreek inthewoods就是有人发现无头尸体的那里where theyfound theheadlessbody.你可闭上嘴吧Will youshut up.我们现在该怎么办Now what do wedo我们不能一走了之佩吉还在里面呢We cantjust leave.Paige isstill inthere.或许我们该打给妈妈Maybe weshould callMom.我的确是备「四个打电话用的硬币I dohavefour quartersfor thatexact reason.hearts;hearts;佩吉Paige等等Wait!你在干嘛What areyou doing他是布莱德利我们要去别场派对Well,this isBradley,andwere going to anotherparty.什么别场派对都九点半了Another partyIts9:
30.布莱德利你知道她几岁吗Bradley,doyou know how old sheis她说他岁了She saidshe was
18.再往下Lower.18岁Sixteen再往下Lower.16好的我先走一步Okay,I gotto go.谢谢你们啊Thanks alot.走吧Come on.我们乂要跑步了吗Were runningagain我们刚刚才跑过We justran.我跟你说Ill tellyou what.我女儿绝对不会让我受这种罪My daughtersnever gonnaputme throughthis.是吗何以见得Oh,really Howyou figure我要高压管理订立规矩设好界线Im gonnarun atight ship.Set somerules,some boundaries.如果她坏了规矩那她肯定得接受...怎公说来着恶果Oh,whatdoyou callit Repercussions.Ifshebreaksthem,thenshefacesthe...你笑什么呢Why yousmiling我等不及看你当爸爸了I justcant waittill yourea dad.、白4—pr谢了“恶果”Repercussions.Thankyou.真这个词你可以查查看Its aword.Look itup.快点Hurry!这已经是我穿着轻便的鞋能跑的最快速度了This is as fastasI cango insensible shoes.-你还好吗-不好-You okay-No.一天啊-又怎么了-Oh,dear.-What我要起超级大水泡了Im goingto havethe motherof allblisters.•我很担心你•多谢-Im worriedabout you.-Thank you.别担心Well,dont be.•我玩儿得很开心•你喝醉了-Im havingfun.-Youre drunk还差点跟一个陌生人坐车走and you were aboutto getin thecarwith somestranger.■那又怎样他很帅啊•你怎么回事-So Hewas cute.-Whatswrong with you你比谢尔顿都聪明为什么不表现得聪明点呢Youre smarterthanSheldon.Why dontyou actlike it的确比你聪明啊Um...I am.如果真是如此那为何我的披萨还待在我胃里If thatwas true,then howcome mypizzas stillin mystomach而你的已经吐到喷泉里去了and yoursis inthe fountain如果只能孤单一人聪明又有什么用呢What goodis beingsmartifyoure allalone去谢尔顿的宿舍吧我帮你身上收拾干净Lets gotoSheldons so Icanget youcleaned up.谢了Thanks.还有你并不孤单Just soyou know,youre notalone.你还有我Youve gotme.我还以为我们是要安慰她呢I thoughtwe weretrying tomakeher feelbetter.我还有一个让我孩子乖乖听话的主意Ill tellyou anotherideaI havefor keepingmy kidin line.-迫不及待了-我看过一个节目-Oh,cant wait.-1seen thisshowwhere theyput他们在海豚身上放了电子追踪器these electrictrackers onthesedolphins.有卫星定位他们就能知道海豚的确切位置And withsatellites,they cantell exactlywhere theyare.海豚Dolphins继续说Go on.我打算给我孩子身上贴一个Im gonnastick oneof themthingsin mykid这样我就能随时知道她在哪儿了soI always knowwhere sheis.你要像跟踪动物一样So youregonna keeptrack ofyourdaughter跟踪你女儿like shesan animal.没错Damn straight其实这还真是个好主意Actually areally goodidea.米希是个好孩子她肯定没事的Missys a good kid.Im sureshesokay.我以前也是个好孩子I wasagoodkid.但我还是惹上了麻烦Didnt stopme fromgetting intotrouble.我也是Me,too.有一次我在一个派对上然后…One time,I wasat thispartyand...算了Actually,never mind.重要的是我们都挺过来了The importantthing iswesurvived.确实Yes,we did.我们都只是想让自己的孩子过得轻松点You justwant yourchildrento have an easiertime ofit.轻松点我的孩子有一个穷鬼单亲妈妈和一个未成年爸爸My babysEasier.gonna havea brokesingle momandateenage dad.我去给你再倒点茶好-你知道还有什久是好的吗-什么-You knowwhat elseis niceLetmegetyousomemore tea.Okay.-Hmm我可以从你们教育孩子的错误中吸取教训I get tolearn fromall yourparenting mistakes.我现在觉得让你活到这么大就是其中一个错误比如这个我绝不会对我的孩Imstartingtothink letting子说这久可怕的话youlivethislongwasone ofem.谢了老爹Likethat.Idneversaysomethingsoawful你还醒着吗You awaketomykid.Thanks,bigguy.我在想Ive beenthinking.其实我们不用每晚都在一起We donthave tospend everynighttogether.你这话说到我心坎儿里了康妮Youre preachingto thechoirthere,Connie.我醒着在这里干躺一个小时了Ive beenlying awakeherefor anhour,盼着能回到家里躺在我自己的床上wishing Iwereback homein myown bed.真的吗Really我喜欢家里的一切Everythings theway Ilike itthere.卧室里有电视马桶座一直是掀起来的GotaTVinthebedroom andleavethe空调温度也没低到能用来储存肉类And thermostatsnot setseatuponthetoilet.to storingmeat.我确实把卫生纸卷翻过来放Ididturn thetoilet paperaround这样它就会像你喜欢的那样从上面卷过来r全世界都是这么放的Like theworld likesit.soitcomesoverthetop likeyoulikeit.别又跟我争这个了Dont starton thisagain.那我们说好『吗So,we gota plan说好了We gota plan.明晚我回家去So Illspend tomorrownight atmy place.好Yep.谢天谢地Oh,thank God.你要去哪里Where yougoing我想我可能得把空调开强点Think1might have to crankupthe AC.就因为我说了谢天谢地吗Cause Isaid ThankGod您可真聪明啊No foolingyou.好了她睡着了Okay,shes asleep.我在床头放了个垃圾桶以防她要吐I puta trashcan bythebed incase shegets sick.那我睡在哪里地板上On thefloor.WhereamIsupposed tosleep为什么不是她睡地板Why cantshe sleepon thefloor她都醉得摸不着北了She doesnteven knowwhere she is.我没时间跟你扯这个Why Shesabummer.You justsaid so.世界上有很多文化Many culturesthroughout theworld都凭借打击乐来与远处互传信息relied onpercussion tosendmessages acrosslong distances.举例西非的墩墩鼓For example,the WestAfrican dundun就是被用来模拟人类的说话声was usedto imitatehumanspeech...而我用我的拳头击打我宿舍的墙...while Iused myfist,the wallof mydorm,来发出摩斯电码信息and Morsecode tosend amessage.安静他回了一个这是什么意思啊“H有事吗YeahThatsjusttheletterH.Whatdoesthatmean我是来跟你谈谈你的音乐声Im heretotalkto youaboutyour music还有十分差劲的摩斯电码技术and yourabysmal Morsecodeskills.什么What四短就只是“的意思Four dotsis justthe letterH.你想发的难道是“蛤”吗Was yourmessage HuhH”什么What佩吉Paige谢尔顿Sheldon你认识他啊You knowhim对啊我们认识很久了Yeah,no,we goway back.你在这里做什公What areyou doinghere如果我跟你说是在工程系I donthave timefor this.我得去找海瑟不然没人送我回家I have to findHeatherbefore Ilose myride home.•好吧-但是首先-Fine.-But first,我们得串通好[正直]we haveto getour storystraight今晚我在哪里的说法只有一个说法正直的说法Theres onlyone story,and itsaboutwhereIwastonight.straight:你在这里youwerehere.不我不在No,I wasnt.我在海瑟家你没看到我I wasat Heathers,and youdidntsee me.-明白吗-我先是要睡地板-Got it-First I havetosleepon thefloor然后还得帮你说谎and nowI haveto liefor you不如这样How boutthis帮我这个忙我就欠你一个人情Work withme,and Iwillofficially oweyou one.什么人情One what不知道任何事情都可以I dontknow.One anything.”任何事情”这个说法非常模糊Anything isawfullyvague.不如我们起草一份合同或者••・What saywe drawup acontractor...谢尔顿你去Sheldon,you went兄弟会派对现在你床上躺了个醉妞toafrat party;nowrtheres adrunk girlin yourbed.这是你能告诉别人的最酷大学生活故事了Thats thecoolestcollege storyyourll evergettotell.那我可以告诉妈妈不行或许某天吧No.Someday.SoIcantellMom.什久时候When等我们长大了可以把这事一笑置之的时候Someday whenwereold andwe canlaugh aboutit.我得走了I gotto go.三十年后30years later,还是笑不出来still notlaughing.你在这里干什么What areyou doingout here大半夜的Its themiddle ofthe night.不知道她在哪里我睡不着I cantsleep notknowing wheresheis.是啊Yeah.我们先对一下口径等她回来So wereon the same page,whenshe doesshow up,我要杀了她那你下手的速度得快过我Youre gonnahavetobeat metoImgonna killher.it并不是说我最爱米希Not sayingI loveher themost,但要是她出了什么事…but ifanything happenedtoMissy...她是你的宝贝小女儿She isyour littlegirl.也不怎么小了Not solittle anymore.我讨厌这种感觉And Ihate it.很快你就要有个孙女了Well,pretty soon,youre gonnahavea granddaughter.从头经历一遍我有个想法You know,I hadan idea.Startalloveragain.我要在她身上放个追踪器就海豚身上放的那种Im gonnaputa trackeron her,like theydo withdolphins.-你瞎编的吧•不是真的-Youre makingthat up.-No,itstrue.不管她去哪里Yeah,wherever shegoes-不管有多远Timbuktu,doesnt matter-我们都能找到were there.我回来了Im home!你们好啊Hey.你也好啊Hey toyou.在海瑟家玩得怎么样How wasHeathers很有意思Uh,fun.披萨电影Pizza,movies-跟以前一样the usual.你们看起来很累You looktired.我睡得不太好I didntsleep toowell.太惨了Oh.Sorry.我回房间:hearts;不是说要杀『她吗What happenedto killingherWell,Imgonna gotomyroom.回头再说Ill getto it.看到她没事我就放心Just sorelieved shesokay.好了我准备好出手了米希Okay,Im good.Missy!r等等我Wait forme!做飞秒激光的东西你会相信我吗Would youbelievemeifItoldyouIwasworkingonafemtosecondlaserintheengineering•会啊-那我就是在做这个-Yes.-Then that.department你知道她还没到可以喝酒的年龄吧You knowshes notoldenough to drink beer.我也还没到可以喝酒的年龄Im notold enoughtodrinkbeer.失陪一下Yeah,one second.过来Come here.我成功说服你喝酒是错误了吗Did Iconvince youthatdrinking iswrong我真棒Good forme.别来烦我Just leaveme alone.但你到底在这里干什么呢But whatareyoudoinghere我就是想找点乐子Im trying to havefun,•我也不想要他们知道我几岁了-为什么啊-and I dont wantthemto knowhowoldIam.-Why我想要他们觉得我很酷啊Because Iwant themto thinkthatIm cool.但你很聪明啊还有什么比这个更酷的呢But youresmart.Whats coolerthan that快走开啦Just goaway.我们准备玩投酒杯球你想玩吗Hey,were fixingto playsomebeer-pong.You in跟你说她还没…You shouldknow,sheisnot...还没吃晚饭我还没吃晚饭啦所以Not haddinner.Ihavenothad dinneryet,所以我们打算去吃点东西so weare goingto goget somefood.是吗We are•你有现金吗•当然-Do youhave cash-Of course.我身上总会带着紧急备用的块Ialwayshaveanemergency20,20还有四个打电话用的分硬币hearts;hearts;25plusfour你有块啊那你请客21bucks Okay,youre buying.quartersfor thetelephone.我们走错方向了Were goingthe wrongway.21我醉了嘛你带路吧Okay,well,Im drunk.You lead.这是什么鬼节目啊What amI watching这个是《恐龙家族》Its calledDinosaurs.《恐龙家族》是年上映的人偶剧而《摩登原始人》是年上映的喜剧卡通就跟《摩登原始人》很像但19911960是是恐龙版hearts;hearts;这也太蠢了吧Well,thats dumb.ItslikeTheFlintstones,onlywithdinosaurs.Comeon.他们会说人话他还有份」作很有趣的Well,they talk,hesgot a job.Its fun.《摩登原始人》不就跟《蜜月期》差不多吗Wasnt TheFlintstonesjust TheHoneymooners《蜜月期》在年上映的情景喜剧这三部除了设定上不同核心都是家庭喜剧1955我压根都没想到这点Huh,I nevereven thoughtabout that.你看啦节目一下就让你给毁了Well,see,you justkind ofruinedit forme.那太好了Good.我回来Hey.求你告诉我你有带些电影回来Please tellme youbrought somermovieshome.-《窈窕淑男》-太谢谢你了-Tootsie.-Ooh,thank you.拜托我们真的要相信Really Weresupposed tobelieve达斯汀•霍夫曼能是个女人吗Dustin Hoffmanisawoman该知名演员卜分帅气在这部电影中他为了筹钱将自己打扮成女人去演戏但相信恐龙会说话就可以吗But webelieve talkingdinosaurs我先不打扰你们了Okay,Ill leaveyou toit.这个点开始看电影有点太晚了吧Little lateto starta movie.现在才晚卜.八点呢Its8:
00.我们俩说的话不是一个意思吗Were sayingthesamething.怎么那你要回家吗So,you want to gohome不好说我昨晚在这里过夜了Well,I dontknow.I stayedherelast night.所以呢So连续过夜两晚So,two nightsin arow.到哪一步我们会变成同居啊At whatpoint arewe livingtogether行你回家吧Fine.Go home.我不介意留卜.啊你才是独立自主的那个Oh,Im okaywith staying.Youre theindependent one.你想hearts;hearts;留你就留你想走你就走行你如果求我我就留下Fine.Ill stayif youregonna beg.Ifyou wanttostay,stay.Ifyouwanttogo,go.你还醉到不清醒还是我们能有Are youstill inebriated,orcan wehave高智商的对话an intelligentconversation两者皆是Both.你知道喝酒会杀死脑细胞吧You dorealize thatalcohol killsbrain cells.但那也会让生活不那么难以忍受hearts;Ah,butitalsomakes你这话怎么说What doyou meanlifetolerable.比如平常跟你说话是很烦人的Well,talking toyou isusuallyannoying.所以你是醉后毒舌的那一型记卜了So yourewhats calledamean drunk.Noted.我跟你闹着玩呢Im messingwithyou.只是有时候人生真的好烦啊Its just,sometimes lifesucks,逃避比较轻松你能说更详细一些吗Could yoube morespecificanditseasiernottodealwithit.比方说我没有朋友Um...well,Ihavenofriends,我也融不进任何地方我还从大学辍学了I dontfit inanywhere,and Idropped outof college但是年纪又太小找不到工作but Imtoo youngto getajob,所以杀掠我的脑细胞让这一切好受许多so killingbraincellsmakes iteasier.来吧聪明人治好我的问题给我一点时间想想嘛Goahead,smartguy,fixme.他们怎么可能看不出这是达斯汀•霍夫曼Well,how dothey notWell,givemeaminute.see thatsDustin Hoffman我能相信所以如果我戴假发画口红So ifI puton awig andlipstick,Ibuyit.你也能觉得我是个小妞吗youd thinkIwasa chick想知道答案只有一个方法Only oneway tofind out.想得美Nicetry.不过你的腿倒是挺美的就是了You dohave somepretty nicelegs,though.如果你想要我们可以把电影暂停了然后我让你摸摸我的腿Well,ifyouwant,wecouldpausethemovie,我可真幸运啊Lucky me.andIllletyoutouchem.我推测你应该还没有发勇敢之誓So Imassuming youhaven*ttaken theDARE pledge.什公东西勇敢[]是个缩写DARE.Its anacronym.Thewhat全文意思是抗药物滥用教育It standsfor DrugAbuseDAREResistance Education.还不算晚啊你可以现在起誓我保证绝不使用毒品反对暴力Itsnottoolate.Youcantakeitnow.当一个负责任的人做负责任的选择hearts;hearts;I promisenotto换你复诵一dodrugs,toavoidviolence,遍toberesponsible,andtomakeresponsiblechoices.不要No.Nowyousayit.我看你是不够“勇哦I dareyou.很聪明的双关吧Clever,right因为我所有的脑细胞都还在Because1still haveall mybraincells.谢尔顿闭嘴吃你的披萨Sheldon,just eatyour pizza.你们要去参加派对吗Hey.You guysgoingtoaparty伽玛贝塔学生会Uh,Gamma Kappahouse.赞Cool.跟你说麦克丹尼尔警官负责了Mm,youknow,Officer McDanielwasin charge我们学校的勇敢项目of ourDARE program.有一次他还带了缉毒犬阿尔菲来One time,he evenbrought inhisdrug-sniffing dogAlfie.虽然我对狗没什么兴趣但是看到一条狗能被人聘请从此不用再流浪这事还是很棒WhichIdidntcarefor,butitwasnicetosee你不是吧你要穿着袜子是吗adoggainfullyemployed andoffthestreets.ReallyYouregonna leave我的脚会冷嘛My feetget cold.yoursockson-脱掉-你管这么多干嘛-Take emoff.-What doyou care感觉你不够全身心投入It feelslike alack ofcommitment.行行行Aw,fine.你上一次剪脚趾甲是什久时候啊When wasthe lasttime youcutyour toenails我哪记得Idontknow.我说真的你看起来Seriously,you looklike something随时能够从空中俯冲下去抓走一只松鼠that couldswoop downandpick upa squirrel.看看是谁来r快请进lit谢Thanks.Lookwhoshere.Come onin.一切还好吗Everything okay介不介意我来跟你们待一会儿Mind ifI hangout herewithyall快请坐宝贝Come on,mama.受不了康妮想喘口气吗Need abreak fromConnie我是想给她与戴尔一点隐私啦Im justtryingtogive herandDale someprivacy.恶心什么WhatGross.太恶心了吧Oh,nasty.等等是在说做爱吧对啦Yeah.hearts;hearts;Wait,sex,right米希去朋友家过夜Missys ata sleepover欢迎你去她房间睡if youwanttouse herroom.r那我就谢谢你的好意了I mighttake youup onthat.hearts;你在这里很安全他们从来不做那种事Youll besafe here.They neverdo anything.我们来这里干嘛What arewe doinghere这里在派对啊谢尔顿Its aparty,Sheldon.但我们没有被邀请啊我都没带礼物来But wewerent invited.I didntbring agift.那你回家好了Then gohome.等等啊这里很危险Wait,this isdangerous.经典的勇者站在恶龙的巢穴之外There Istood,the classicherooutside thedragons cave.我该以身犯险进去救深陷危难的仕女吗Should Irisk lifeandlimb tosave themaiden我全身的直觉都告诉我不要My everyinstinct saidno.但我喝太多沙士尿快憋不住But Idrank alot ofroot beerandreally hadtogopee-pee.地狱真的存在r抱歉最近的厕所在哪里Excuse me.Wheres thenearestHelldoesexist.restroom大家看皮威•赫曼来我们的派对了Hey,look,Pee-wee Hermansatour party!。