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谢谢你做我的朋友旅行数日后又重回此处Thankyou forbeingafriend.你的心是如此真诚Traveleddowntheroadand backagain.你是我的贴心好友Yourheartistrue.若你要开个派对Youreapalandaconfidante.邀请所有熟人到场Andifyouthrewaparty.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的Invitedeveryone youknew.贺卡上将会写着Youwouldseethebiggest giftwouldbefromme.感谢你与我为友Andthecardattachedwould say.黄金女郎第三季第八集“Thankyouforbeingafriend嗨布兰琪怎么了?Hi,Blanche.你知道我约会的那个律师吗?Whatsthematter我发现他是超市卖甜瓜的YouknowthatattorneyIvebeendatinghearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;我想那不是你的瓜吧?IcaughthimhandlingmelonsattheAP.你没听懂我的意思桃乐茜他说他是个律师AndI takeittheywerentyours原来他是个给水果打蜡的Youmissedmypoint,Dorothy.Hetoldmehewasalawyer.男人为什么要装模作样?Turnsouthesafruitwaxer.说这话的女人的胸垫Whydomenhavetoputupfalsepretenses比约翰尼•班奇还厚ThisfromawomanwhowearsmorepaddingonherchestthanJohnnyBench.早上好我没时间吃早饭了我要迟到了但是相信我你会睡得像个婴儿我没有任何痛感什么时候才会痛?But,believeme,youllsleeplikeababy.索菲娅!Idontfeelanytingling,whensitgonna hitme你在干什么?Sophia!我在做蛋奶酥结果它跑掉了Whatareyoudoing早上好女士们Iwasmakingasouffleanditgotawayfromme.你把后门开着任何白痴都能进来Morning,ladies.hearts;hearts;这白痴都知道Thewayyouleave thatbackdooropen,anyidiotcould walkin.hearts;hearts;那么布兰琪嗯?Anyidiotdid.怎么啦?So,Blanche,va-va-va-voom,huh昨晚和泰德恰恰恰探戈探戈噢嘲噢嗡What这里没人会说西班牙语斯坦Lastnight,withTed.Cha,cha,cha.Tango,tango,ole.斯坦你在说什么?NobodyherespeaksSpanish,Stan.我懂「装傻我也可以装傻-Stan,whatareyoutalkingabout你这程度还用的着装傻吗?-1getit.Playdumb.Icanplaydumb.告诉我泰德在哪儿他还在睡觉吗?Play,youcouldmanage theteam.斯坦不是你想的那样JusttellmewhereTedis.Ishestill asleep嘿我懂你宝贝我绝对保密Stan,itsnot whatyouthink.他在洗澡对吧?Hey,Ireadyou,babe.Mumstheword.哟泰德!Hesintheshower,right斯坦利你弟弟不在这里Yo,Ted!他在哪里?Stanley,yourbrotherisnthere.我怎么知道他昨晚左右离开的Whereishe11:30-这说不通啊-还用你说Well,howshouldIknowHe leftlastnightaround11:
30.这很奇怪-Thatdoesntmakesense.-Youretelling me.他没打电话也没回家这不像泰德Well,thisisstrange.hearts;hearts;我得去找他可能被抢劫了Hedidntcall,hedidntcome home.ItsnotlikeTed.他可能躺在阴沟里失血过多而死Ivegottagofindhim.Couldvegottenmugged.比我想象的还要糟Hecouldbelyingoutinagutter,bleedingtodeath.你对我弟弟做了什么?Itsworse thanIthought.冷静点斯坦利这做了点例行检查Whatthehellareyoudoingwithmybrother真不敢相信你竟然堕落到这种地步Calmdown,Stanley.Itsjustaroutinesearch.-你不能这么跟我说话•我在跟泰德说话!Icantbelieveyouresodesperateyoudstooptothis.-我们走吧!-斯坦我不是小孩子了-Youcanttalktomethatway.-1wastalkingtoTed!-我准备好了自然就会走-干得好泰德-Lefsgo!-Look,Stan.Imnotachild.-好的我准备好了-好吧-IllgowhenImready.-Good foryou,Ted.我待会给你打电话-Okay,Imready.-Allright.hearts;hearts;我不敢相信刚刚发生的事Illcallyoulater.我觉得你欠我一个解释Icantbelievewhatjusthappened.嗯泰德和我......Ithinkyouowemeanexplanation.我没必要站在这里听你说这些Well,Tedand I...-妈别那样看着我-我哪样了?Idonthavetostandhereand listentothis.我没做错什么泰德和我昨晚只是聊聊-Ma,dontgivemethatlook.-Whatlook没错教父所有的钱还都是卖橄榄油赚的呢Ididntdoanythingwrong.Tedand Ijusttalkedlastnight.布兰琪如hearts;hcarts;Right,果我知道你和泰德之间有什么andtheGodfathermadeallhismoneyselling oliveoil.我绝不会做出这样的事Blanche,ifIthoughtforasecondthattherewasanything你做了什么桃乐茜betweenyouandTed,Ineverwouldhave donewhatIdid.她昨晚和泰德在一起Whatdidyoudo,Dorothy但泰德是你的约会对象布兰琪Shespent thenightwithTed.桃乐茜你肯定是跟别人上床了ButTedwasyourdate,Blanche.hearts;hearts;布兰琪我没有抢走你的约会对象Dorothy,youmusthavesleptwithsomebodyelse.泰德告诉我你俩毫无共同点Blanche,Ididntstealyourdate.嗯很明显Tedtoldmethatyou hadabsolutelynothingincommon.他既无趣又无聊而且对女人的品味也很可疑Well,obviously.如果这是故意想惹我生气的话Hesdull,boringandhasdubioustaste,tosaytheleast.你就是在白费口舌Ifthatissomeschoolgirlattempttogetmygoat我只是怀疑怎么会有人选择你而不是我yourewastingyourbreath.没用的布兰琪Imsimplyquestioninghowanymancould possiblychooseyouoverme.我想也有例外吧Itsnot working,Blanche.Isupposetherecould besomeexceptions.比如年没见过女人的罪犯...25还是没用的你个小贱人Convictswhohaventseenawomanin25years...hearts;hearts;Itsstill notworking,youbimbo.这样骂人太幼稚了你这荡妇hearts;hearts;-破鞋-窑姐How childishtoresorttonamecalling,you Jezebel.我吗我成窑姐了?-Floozy.-Tramp.布兰琪你看「最新的广告「吗?IIamatramphearts;hearts;加入海军不仅能见世面Blanche,haveyouheardthelatestadcampaigns还能和布兰琪•德弗罗床JointheNavy,seetheworld,sleep withBlancheDevereaux参军吧做你想做的还能和布兰琪・德弗罗卜床khearts;hearts;海军陆战队还在.hearts;hearts;我没有和JointheArmy,beallyoucanbe,sleep withBlancheDevereaux布兰琪•德弗罗睡过的人TheMarinesarelookingforafewgood men你到底想暗示什么?whohavenotsleptwithBlancheDevereaux.-小骚货!-小垃圾!Justwhatareyoutryingtoimply姑娘们冷静点-Slut!-Trash!免得你们说些会让你们俩都后悔的话Now,girls,settledown知道她的问题是什公吗她不愿看到别人幸福beforeyousayssomethingyoullbothregret.Knowwhatherproblemis冷静点桃乐茜我给你泡点茶Shecannotstandtoseeanyone elsehappy.•我不想喝茶-这是一种特殊的混合物Calmdown,Dorothy.Illbrewyousome tea.很舒缓身心的-1dontwantanytea.-Butthisisaspecialblend.你喝了很多吗?Itsverysoothing.只有在晚上睡不着的时候喝-Haveyoubeendrinkingmuchofthis-OnlyatnightwhenIcantsleep.它富含咖啡因hearts;hearts;hearts;但我们需要咖啡因尤其是我们这个年龄的女性Thisisloaded withcaffeine.hearts;hearts;hearts;Butwe否则我们的骨头会很脆弱就会弯着腰走路needcaffeine,especiallywomenourage.那是钙萝丝是钙不是咖啡因Orour boneswillgetbrittleandwellwalkallstoopedover.hearts;hearts;hearts;这就是你睡不着的原因Thatscalcium,Rose.Calcium,notcaffeine.你是说如果我不喝了我就能睡着了?Thisiswhathasbeenkeepingyouawake.甚至会困到眨眼Youmean,ifIstop drinkingthat,Icansleep我得去心理咨询中心上班了Youmayevenblinkagain.hearts;hearts;Ivegottagettothecounseling亲爱的拜托打电话给他们请一天假吧center.但那些人需要我hearts;hearts;Honey,comeon,takethedayoff.Callthem.你这状态能对他们有什公好处?Butthose peopleneedme.我会在那里边微笑边点头Whatgood canyoupossiblybetothem幸运的是他们的脑袋里都有很多声音Well,Illbethere,Tilsmile,Illnod.我就说其中一个是我在说话就行了Fortunately,alot ofthemhearvoices.Ill-玩得开心吗桃乐茜-太棒了justtellthemone ofthemismine.我也是这让我想起我们小时候-Havinganicetime,Dorothy-Wonderful.你和斯坦还有我和露易丝・伯恩鲍姆我们去了罗斯Metoo.Thisremindsmeofwhenwewerekids,兰你和我跳了吉特巴舞andyouandStandoubledatedwithmeandLois Bernbaum.然后去路易家喝麦芽酒Yeah,wewenttoRoseland,andyouandIdidthejitterbug.那时候斯坦模仿海象把吸管插在鼻子里And afterwards,toLouiesforamalt从那以后确实有了很大的进步ThatswhenStandidhiswalrusimitation,withthestrawsuphisnose.是的现在斯坦用面包棒-Surehavecomealongwaysincethen.我当时迷恋着你-Yeah.NowStanusesbreadsticks.-是吗-当然了Ihadquiteacrushonyou.这就是为什么我很高兴今晚我们能聚在一起-Youdid-Suredid.我知道这很突然但有件事很重要And thatswhyImgladwereheretogethertonight.-我想问你-什么都行泰德Iknowitmayseemsuddenbutthereissomethingveryimportant-我能插句话吗-见鬼-1wannaaskyou.-Anything,Ted.斯坦很高兴见到你真巧啊是吧?-Uh,mayIcutin-Oh,hell.听着我马上就回来Hey,Stan,itsgoodtoseeyou.Whatacoincidence,huh但是……-不没事的Look,Illbe backatthetable.嘿我们有一整晚的时间你们俩玩得开心-But...-No,itsokay.加特林两个人Hey,wegotallnight.Youtwoenjoy,huh桃乐茜你得动啊这让我想起了我们的新婚之夜Gatling,partyoftwo.斯坦利我不想和你跳舞Dorothy,yourenotmoving.Itremindsmeofourweddingnight.桃乐茜这真的很重要Stanley,Idontwannadancewithyou.今天泰德打电话给航空公司Dorothy,please.Thisisreallyimportant.hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;订了两张去阿卡普尔科的机票Today,Tedcalled theairlineandbookedtwoseatsforAcapulco.-这觉得这什么意思•他没有开个旅行社不你不明白他上次去阿卡普尔科的时候-Whatdoesthatmeantoyou-Hedoesnthaveatravelagent.-他在那结婚了•所以呢?No,youdontunderstand.ThelasttimehewenttoAcapulco,上次我去康尼岛的时候我还怀孕「呢-hegotmarried.-SoLasttimeIwenttoConeyIsland,Igotpregnant.你想说什么?他在同一家旅馆预订厂房间Whatsyourpointhearts;他喷的是我最贵的须后水你没猜到吗?Hemadereservationsatthesamehotel.他会向你求婚Heswearingmymostexpensiveaftershave,dontyou see你太可笑了你太草率了Hesgonna popthequestion.再说这也不关你的事晚安吧Yourebeingridiculous.Yourejumpingtoconclusions.谢夫特三个人Besides,itsnoneof yourbusinessanyway.Good night.-泰德我跟桃乐茜说了阿卡普尔科的事Shafter,partyofthree.-你知道了我预订了房间?-Ted,Itold DorothyaboutAcapulco.hearts;是的我认为这是一个严重的错误-Youheardmemakethereservations你是说这是真的?Yes,andI thinkitsaterriblemistake.嗯是的Youmean,itstrue我不知道该说什么Well,yes.我希望你能答应Idontknow whattosay.泰德我觉得有件关于桃乐茜的事你应该知道Ihopeyoullsayyes.她鼾声如雷Ted,Ithinktheressomethingyoushouldknowabout Dorothy.管他呢她也是个好女人Shesnoreslikeafreighttrain.伙计你是个有钱的医生Whocares,shesstillagreatgal.有很多美女在排队等着你呢Hey,guy,youreawealthydoctor,为什么要把时间浪费在桃乐茜身上?youcouldhavegorgeouswomencrawlingatyourfeetWhywasteyourtimewithDorothy•我觉得你有点过分了•我不是在揭她短你管这叫什么给我的感谢信吗-1thinkyourealittleoutofline.Imnot knockingDorothy.好吧我就直说了Whatwould youcallthis,atestimonial泰德你一直都很尊重我Okay,okay.Imgonnahavetobe blunt.而且你嫉妒我拥有的一切Ted,allyourlife,youvelookeduptome,-所以你才想娶桃乐茜-娶桃乐茜?andyouveenvied meforeverythingIhave.你在说什么?-Thatswhyyou wannamarryDorothy.-MarryDorothy难道不是吗阿普尔科总统套房Whatareyoutalkingaboutk hearts;你在计划一件大事Comeon,Acapulco,theElPresidente,是啊我在飞机上遇到了一个很漂亮的空姐youreplanningsomethingbig.我想让她去阿卡普尔科Well,yeah.Imetthisgreatlookingstewardessontheflight除非我能给她的两个孩子找个保姆andIaskedhertogotoAcapulcoand shecouldonlygo嘿我真的很感激你ifIfoundasitterforhertwokids.你说什公?Hey,Idreallyappreciateit.他们是很棒的孩子Comeagain.其中一个玩火柴但你不抽烟是吧Theyaregreatkids.泰迪你这老家伙Oneofthemplayswithmatches,butyoudontsmoke,doyou你在大师身边呆久(Teddy,you oldstud.总会学到一些技巧的hearts;hearts;Imean,youhangaroundthemasterlongenough,听着嗯…youregonna pickupafewtricks.泰德我不想打断你…Listen,uh...你说你喜欢我的那些甜言蜜语是怎么回事?Ted,Ihatetointerrupt...我确实喜欢过但那是很久以前的事Whatwasallthatsweettalkaboutyourhavingacrushonmer是的但是……Well,Imean,Idid,butthatwasalongtimeago.那昨晚呢?Yeah,but...呃我会永远记得昨晚是一个非常特别的夜晚Whataboutlastnight确实Well,Illalwaysrememberlastnightasaveryspecialevening.那是一个非常特别的夜晚Itwas.这就是为什么……Itwasaveryspecialevening.…你告诉我的那个关于你的秘密And thatswhy...我会保守住这个秘密的...Imgoingtokeepthatdeepdarksecret谢谢我很感激aboutyourselfthatyoutoldmestrictlybetweenthetwoofus.别客气Uh,thankyou,I appreciateit晚安泰德再见Dontmentionit.再见Goodnight,Ted.And goodbye.柯林斯两个人Goodbye.我能借用一下这个吗?Collins,partyoftwo,please.女士们先生们Oh,uh,mayIborrowthisforaminute请听我说Uh,ladiesandgentlemen,五号桌穿蓝色西装的先生是阳痿mayI haveyourattention,please.hearts;吃好喝好各位Thegentlemanattablefiveinthebluesuitisimpotent.萝丝Bonappetit.噢萝丝Rose.亲爱的你终于睡着了吗?Oh,Rose.醒醒我得找人谈谈Honey,didyou finallygettosleep现在不行我想睡觉Wakeup,Ihavetotalktosomeone.萝丝听着桃乐茜很生我的气Oh,not now,Iwannasleep.我也不怪她毕竟我说了那么多伤人的话我怎么能再面对她Rose,listen,Dorothyssoupsetwithme,andIdontblameherafterallthosethingsIsaid.howIll萝丝听我说everfaceheragain.我是个糟糕的人吗?Rose,listen.Listen.我不知道你谁啊AmI aterribleperson是我布兰琪Idontknow.Whoareyou噢布兰琪你不是糟糕的人Itsme,Blanche.你只是一直很饥渴Oh,Blanche.Yourenotaterribleperson.-萝丝我是桃乐茜•哦天哪Yourejusthornyallthetime.我现在不能跟她说话-Rose,itsDorothy.-Oh,gosh.亲爱的萝丝Icanttalktoher,not now.-你醒了吗-我不知道Rose,honey.哦那就够了-Areyou awake-1dontknow.我需要找人谈谈Oh,thatsgoodenough.萝丝这是个糟糕的夜晚Ineedtotalktosomeone.Rose,itsbeenaterriblenight.萝丝你是不是忘了什么?Goodmorning.Icanttaketimeforbreakfast,I*mlate.Rose,arentyouforgettingsomething对不起妈妈萝丝是我桃乐茜Sorry,Mama.你昨晚乂没睡吗?Rose,itsmeDorothy.没有而且已经连续三晚Did younotsleep againlastnightr你试过睡前喝热牛奶吗?No,and itsbeenthreenightsinarow.不我不能喝热牛奶Have youtrieddrinkingwarmmilkbeforegoingtobed这让我想起了以诺表哥No,Icantdrinkwarmmilk.掉进了牛棚的牛奶桶里那次Itremindsmeof thetimeCousinEnoch天哪他受伤了吗?fellintothevatofmilkatthedairy.哦不Goodness.Washehurt事实上这事开启了一年一度的Oh,no.圣奥拉夫牛奶跳水锦标赛的传统Infact,itbegantheannualtraditionof我在低脂组赢了三次theSt.Olafmilk divingtournament.最后他们停止了这个活动Iwonthreetimesinthelow fatdivision.几个观众被抓到拿着奥利奥Eventuallytheydiscontinued theevent蘸着泳裤上的牛奶吃whenseveralspectatorswerecaughtdipping我去theirOreocookiesintheirwinterswimtrunks.你为什么不吃片安眠药呢Illgetit.hearts;hearts;hearts;我不喜欢吃药Whydontyoujusttakeasleepingpill泰德就像布兰琪说的那样是个大混蛋Idontliketotakepills.hearts;hearts;-泰德是谁?-这不重要TedturnedouttobeasbigajerkasBlanchesaid hewas.我是怎么把自己卷进来的?-Tedwho-Nevermind.我怎么能让一个男人How didIletmyselfgetinvolved在我和我最好的朋友之间插足How couldIallowamantocomebetweenmeandmybestfriend.布兰琪永远不会原谅我的我原谅你Blancheisnevergonna forgiveme.你从哪出来的?Iforgiveyou.・我躲在衡帘后面-这是干什么演哈姆雷特?Wheredidyoucomefrom在我说了那些话之后我只是不知如何面对你-1washidingbehindthedrapes.-Whatisthis,Hamlet-亲爱的亲爱的我明白•嗯…IjustdidntwanttofaceyouafterallthosethingsIsaid.我理解你为什么这久不开心-Honey,honey,Iunderstand.-Well...我不确定你是否知道桃乐茜Iunderstand whyyouweresoupset.你看…Imnotreallysureyoudo,Dorothy.…我向泰德投怀送抱他却把我扔到一边Yousee...就像一双破旧的运动袜...I threwmyselfatTedandhejusttossed measide我和你不一样桃乐茜likearattyold pairofsweatsocks.我不习惯那种羞辱Well,Imnot likeyou,Dorothy.我从没跟别人说过但我的自尊心很脆弱Imnotusedtothatkind ofhumiliation.这是我们的小秘密Ivenevertold anyonethisbefore,butIhaveafragileego.萝丝Itllbeourlittlesecret.别担心我找到了能让你入睡的东西Rose她已经睡着了Dontworry.Ifound somethingtoputyoutosleep.什么?我可是花了一整天给她做西西里安眠药呢Shesasleep already.hearts;hearts;hearts;WhatAfterIspentalldaymaking妈得了吧herthisSiciliansleepingpotion嘿这救了我朱塞佩叔叔的命Oh,Ma,comeon.他喝上一杯他就睡过了盟军的入侵Hey,thissaved myUncleGiuseppeslife.妈这太荒唐了OneswigandhesleptthroughtheAlliedinvasion.来喝一口Ma,thatsridiculous.哇这东西真的有用Here,takeasip.我得记起我放了什么Wow,thisstuffreallyworks.让她开心就这么简单IvegottarememberwhatIputinthis.-晚安布兰琪-晚安桃乐茜Takessolittletomakeherhappy.萝丝晚..-Goodnight,Blanche.-Goodnight,Dorothy.桃乐茜?Rose,good...Dorothy我一兴奋就说傻话我们当然不希望这种事发生Iget slaphappyandsaysillythings.-嗨是我斯坦•你想干什么?Well,vvecertainlywouldntwantthattohappen.我要给桃乐茜一个惊喜-Hi,itsmeStan.-Whatdoyou want怎么啦?现在你停了降压药血压又起来了吗Ihave asurpriseforDorothy.我的天索菲娅WhatNowthatyoureofftheblood pressuremedicineitsworkingagain关于我们的事桃乐茜还有什么没告诉你的吗?MyGod,Sophia.实际上还真有我不知道她怀孕了IsthereanythingDorothydidnttellyouaboutus直到婚礼后的第四天Actually,yes.Ididntknowshewaspregnant untilfour你好索菲娅还记得我吗斯坦的弟弟泰德?daysafterthewedding.我在他们的婚礼上和你跳过舞他们离婚的时候你在哪里?Hi,Sophia.Rememberme,StansbrotherTed我当时想找个人一起跳舞Idancedwithyouattheirwedding.Wherewereyouwhentheydivorced泰德真是个惊喜!Iwaslookingforsomeone todancewiththen.很高兴再次见到你Ted,whatasurprise!•那我呢宝贝一去抱地雷吧Itsgreattoseeyouagain.布兰琪萝丝这是我弟弟泰德-Whataboutme,babe-Gohugalandmine.好开心见到你Blanche,Rose,thisismylittlebrotherTed.这是我的新《名利场》CharmedImsure.他刚从明尼阿波利斯飞过来Oh,theresmynewVanityFair.明尼苏达州明尼阿波利斯市吗?HejustflewinfromMinneapolis.不萝丝明尼阿波利斯在法国Minneapolis,MinnesotaNo,Rose,Minneapolis,France.-我来自明尼苏达州•我也是明尼苏达州人然后你就搬去法国了?-Oh,ImfromMinnesota.-ImfromMinnesota,too.欢迎来到我的生活ThenyoujustmovedtoFrance很高兴认识你泰德但我得去上班了Welcometomylife.你是做什么的?Itsnicemeetingyou,Ted,butI havetogotowork.她是加里•哈特的竞选经理Whatdoyoudo最初作为年美国参议员ShesGaryHartscampaignmanager.乔治•麦戈文竞选总统的竞选经理而被人熟知1972薪水虽然不高但是至少这工作不用起床好了我得换衣服了Itdoesntpaymuchbutyoudonthavetogetoutofbedtodoit.泰德什么风把你吹到迈阿密来了?Right,Idbetterchange.我会抓住一切机会的So,Ted,whatbringsyoutoMiami和世界上最棒的男人共度时光IllgrabanychanceIcan我弟弟仍然很尊敬我tospendtimewiththegreatestguyintheworld.他也应该这么做Mykidbrotherstilllooksuptome.毕竟泰德只是一名医生是社会的栋梁Aswellheshould.而另一方面Afterall,Tedisjustadoctorandapillarofhiscommunity.你是马桶垫之王While,ontheotherhand,嘿它们卖得很好youwerethekingof paddedtoiletseats.hearts;hearts;甚至供女儿念完大学Hey,theysold realwellforawhile.Evenputourdaughterthroughcollege.也陪我度过『一些艰难的时光泰德我听说你是医生吗?Theygotmethroughsometoughtimes,too.他不仅仅是医生So,uh,Ted,didIhearsomeone sayyouwereadoctor他是中西部最顶尖的神经外科医生之一Hesnotjustadoctor._不会吧-他还涉足房地产Hehappenstobeone ofthetopneurosurgeonsinthemidwest.hearts;hearts;hearts;真的没什么我只是开了几家小型商场-Getoutofhere.-Hesalso intorealestate.你妻子一定很为你骄傲No,itsnothingmuchreally.Ijustownafewmini-malls.事实上我们已经离婚了Oh,yourwifemustbeveryproudofyou.我真的是非常非常抱歉Actually,weredivorced.好喜欢你的衬衫Oh,Imterribly,terriblysorry.话转得不错啊布兰琪Loveyourshirt.我以前从没见过神经外科医生Nicesegue,Blanche.我很想多听听你的工作Youknow,Ivenever metaneurosurgeonbefore.今晚点怎么样?Iwould lovetohearmoreaboutyourwork.8听起来不错但我想斯坦可能已经计划好了Howabout8:00tonight我确实在泥地摔跤场定好了场边的座位ThatsoundsgoodbutIthinkStanmighthavesomethingplanned.但是一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林Idid haveringsideseatsatthemudwrestlingpalace说得好斯坦but,hey,abird inthehandisworthtwointhebush.好吧那我们就说定Elegantlyput,Stan.r我们得走了泰德Well,Iguesswereon.Webettergetgoing,Ted.我们得在裸体海滩找个停车位在那些变态出现之前Wcwanttogeta parkingspaceatthenudebeachhearts;hearts;■今晚见医生-嗯beforethosepervertsshow up.那真是太尴尬了-Seeyoutonight,doctor.-Uh-huh.我知道但我能做什么呢?Well,thatwasprettyembarrassing.他几乎是对我投怀送抱了Iknow,butwhatcouldIdo好了晚安布兰琪Hejustpracticallythrewhimself atme.你这么着急干什么进来喝杯睡前酒Well,goodnight,Blanche.-我不想给你添麻烦-我喜欢发泄出来Whatsyourhurry.Come inforanightcap.我是说这不麻烦-1dontwanttoputyou out.-1liketoputout.当医生一定很有成就感Imean,itsnotrouble.能把你的手放在某人身上让他们重新充满活力Youknow,beingadoctoritmustbedeeplyfulfillingtobeable tolayyourhandsonsomeone我一直相信身体能自愈andbringthembacktofull,pulsatingvitality.我们医生只是帮助他们恢复Ivealways believedthatthebodycuresitself.事实上我开始觉得有点热了Wedoctorsjusthelp italong.你认为是什么原因造成的?Actually,Imstartingtofeelalittlehot.你检杳过你的恒温器了吗?Whatdoyousupposecould becausingthat不如你帮我查一下Haveyoucheckedyourthermostat好的它在哪里?Whydontyou checkitforme.你在医学院待了九年你自己找一下Okay,whereisit嗨布兰琪泰德Youspentnineyearsinmedschool.Find ityourself.Hi,Blanche.Hi,Ted.-你的约会怎么样-还没完呢-你怎么起来了-我还是睡不着-Howwasyourdate-Itsnotoveryet我不想显得漠不关心萝丝-Whatareyoudoingup-1stillcantsleep.但那是你自己的问题赶紧出去Idontwanttoseem insensitive,Rose,布兰琪你这么说确实有点漠不关心butthatsyourproblem.Getout.不是的你只是累了Blanche,thatdoesseemalittle insensitive.-好吧对不起我打扰你了-没关系我该走了No,itsnot.Yourejusttired.不你待在原地别动萝丝去睡觉吧-Oh,okay.ImsorryIinterrupted.-Thatsokay.I betterbegoing.-我睡不着-试试数羊No,now youstayrightwhereyouare.Now,Rose,gotobed.我不能数羊我对羊毛过敏-1cantsleep.-Trycountingsheep.我二十三岁的时候浑身起了尊麻疹Icantcountsheep,Imallergic towool.从那时起我就开始数杰克逊家族的成员Igotto23andIbrokeoutinhives.迈克尔、珍妮特、拉托娅、蒂托..….ThatswhenIstartedcountingthemembersoftheJacksonfamily.-萝丝•然后是托马斯•乔纳森•杰克逊Michael,Janet,LaToya,Tito...但我不记得他参加过胜利之旅-Rose!-ThentheresStonewallJackson布兰琪我得走了butIdontrememberhimontheVictoryTour.好吧但在那之前Blanche,Idbetterbegoingnow.我只是想谢谢你让我度过了一个愉快的夜晚Allright,butbeforeyoudo我猜他请你吃晚餐Ijustwanttothankyouforalovelyevening.r索菲娅Iguess heboughtdinner.别被我影响只是脱口秀的卡森要来了Sophia.-来这里-不布兰琪在好莱坞Dontmind me.ThebestofCarsonscoming on.但是他们把他通过这些小电线输送到这里-Inhere-No,Blanche,inHollywood,我真的得说晚安了buttheypipeitthrough theselittlewiresanditcomesouthere.谢谢你做的一切Ireallyhavetosaygoodnightnow.为什么你什么都没有得到啊Thanksforeverything.-嗨泰德・你好桃乐茜WhyYoudidntgeteverything.你和布兰琪的约会怎么样?-Hi,Ted.-Hi,Dorothy.我不知道也许我太老派了HowwasyourdatewithBlanche我约会的时候都是男人主动一些Idontknow.MaybeImold-fashioned你和几个男人约会过?butwhenIwasdating,themanused tomakeallthemoves.我知道你的意思但我觉得这并不老套Howmanymenhaveyoudated我觉得还不错No,IknowwhatyoumeantandIdontthinkthatsold-fashioned.-你晚上怎么过的-家长会Ithinkitskindofnice.五个小时都在说”你的小贝蒂真可爱”之类的话-Howdidyouspendyourevening-Parent-teachermeetings.但如果她想在圣诞剧中扮演玛丽Fivehoursof sayingthingslike,Well,yourlittleBettyisajoy就得把她的莫霍克发型修剪一下butshesgoingtohavetotrimhermohawk听起来你需要放松一下ifwantstoplay MaryintheChristmasplay.我想我该退休了Soundslike youneedtounwind.我知道很晚了但我们能去喝一杯吗?IthinkIneedtoretire.当然可以这就走吧连续四个晚上我还是睡不着Look,Iknow itslatebutcouldwegoforadrink拜托我岁以后就没好好睡过觉了Sure,yeah,Illsettleforthat.Fournightsinarow我不应该抱怨我是说四个晚上不算什么andIstillcantsleep.70Please,Ihaventhada和在圣奥拉夫的艾尔莎•尤德decentnightssleep sinceIwas
70.鲁登相比她在摇椅马拉松中连续Ishouldntcomplain.Imean,fournightsisnothing天没唾觉comparedtoElsaYuderrudenbackinSt.Olaf.如果没有孩子和丈夫的精神支持17Shestayedawakefor17straightdaysinarockingchairmarathon.她不可能做到这一点Shecouldnthavedone itwithoutmoralsupport还有他的赶牛棒ofherchildrenandherhusband.好了真是够了Andhiscattleprod.把这个喝了这是一种秘密药剂Okay,thatsit.喝了保证能让你人睡rDrinkthis.It sasecretpotionfromtheoldcountry看起来像牛奶guaranteedtoputyoutosleep.相信我萝丝Lookslikemilk.慢慢地喝Trustme,Rose.这就对了喝干净了Drinkit,slowly.我们称之为……Thatsright,downthehatch.…西西里的催眠药Wecallthis...现在你可能会感到轻微的疼痛...SicilianSominex.Now,youmight feelaslighttingling.。