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谢谢你做我的朋友旅行数日后又重回此处Thank youfor beinga friend.你的心是如此真诚Traveled downthe roadand backagain.你是我的贴心好友Your heartis true.若你r要开个派对You rea paland aconfidante.邀请所有熟人到场And if you threwa party.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的Invited everyoneyou knew.贺卡上将会写着You wouldsee thebiggest giftwould befrom me.感谢你与我为友And thecard attachedwould say.黄金女郎第三季第五集“Thank youfor beinga friend嗨妈-你在做什么?-书写历史Hi,Ma.你终于把不滚的肉丸做好了?-What areyou making-History.《今夜秀》主持人You finallyperfected yournon-rolling meatbail下巴很长你有下巴不代表你就是杰•雷诺什么东西这么香啊?Just becauseyou have a chindoesn*t meanyoure JayLeno.除了我之外Ooh,what smellsso goodin here索菲娅千层面Besides me我是为了参加意大利之女烹饪大赛Lasagna alaSophia.好吧好吧你都这么眼巴巴的了I madeit for the Daughtersof Italycooking contest.-它很不错•这真是美味All right,all right.You twistedmy arm.我还会说你很胖我准备好念悼词了I wouldalso sayyoure fat.布兰琪请你站在烧烤架旁边Im ready to practicemy eulogy.-莉比阿姨会在那里-我应该在哪里?Blanche,if youllstand by the barbecue.就在这甘瑟叔叔在这-Thats whereAunt Libwill be.-Where shouldI be如果你能哼哼就好了Right there.Thats whereUncle Guntherwill be.这是维京人的葬礼吗?Oh,and itwould helpif youdhum.不甘瑟叔叔总是习惯哼哼Is thatpart of the Vikingfuneral如果他有重要的事情要说他会用盐把它拼出来No,Uncle Guntherjust hums a lot.除非他想引用四重奏乐队的歌词If hehas somethingimportant to say hespells itout insalt.hearts;•然后他会拼出来.・•用胡椒粉拼写Unless he*s quotinga songbytheFour Tops.萝丝我们能继续了吗-Then hespells itout...-In pepper.好的呃Rose,can wejust geton withthe speech朋友们家人们Okay.Um...格雷琴阿姨是一个特别的人Friends,family,她•・・Aunt Gretchen was aspecial person.她・・・She...有什么意义?我做不到的She...-当然可以萝丝•你做得很好啊Whats the point I cant do it.那是因为你们在这里-Of courseyou can,Rose.-You weredoing justfine.明天我将独自面对着我的亲戚们Thats becauseyou werehere.他们一听到我说话就会笑出声来Tomorrow,Fil beout thereall alone,staring atmy relatives,他们会认为我是一个白痴wholl bereadytohoot andsnicker at the firstcrack inmy voice.hearts;hearts;拜托这是家人啊Theyll thinkIm anidiot.他们知道你是一个白痴Please,its family.hearts;hearts;只有一个办法能让我挺过去They know youre anidiot.如果你们俩能和我一起去参加葬礼来支持我Theres onlyone wayIm gonnaget through this.可以吗布兰琪拜托了桃乐茜If you two willcome withme to the funeralfor support.-拜托了布兰琪・桃乐茜去我就去Oh,will you do itPlease,Blanche.Please,Dorothy.拜托-Please,Blanche.-1will ifDorothy will.如果你真觉得有用我们当然会这么做Please!噢谢谢你你们是我最好的朋友If youreally thinkitll help,Rose,of coursewell doit.在我又在害怕之前Oh,thank you.You arethe bestfriends Iveever had.我最好先预定机票Before Ilose thenerve,她说〃预订机票”?I bettermake the plane reservations.我以为她姑姑住在劳德代尔堡Did shesay planereservationsI thoughther auntlived inFort Lauderdale.她确实说过但她姑姑将被埋葬在巴哈马群岛她在那过冬She did,big mouth.But shesbeing buriedin the Bahamas真该死我没有一件黑色的衣服不是透视的where shespent herwinters.桃乐茜你克服了坐飞机的恐惧真好Damn.I donthave onething inblack thatisnt see-through.■哦对噢-就像你以前那样Boy,Dorothy,its goodyou gotover yourfear of flying.还记得我们去亚利桑那州-Oh,right.-The wayyou used to carryon.参加你迈克尔叔叔的婚礼吗?-Oh.-Remember whenwe went在我们登上飞机之前to yourUncle Michaelswedding inArizona你扑倒在地又踢又叫Before weboarded theplane,-是有点尴尬•那当然了你当时了you threwyourself on the ground,kicking andscreaming.48现在都过去了-It wasa littleembarrassing.-Til say.You were
48.我跟你说在飞机上真的感觉很舒服Well,its allbehind menow.行因为你可能将要坐一架小飞机I tell you,I reallyfeel verycomfortable onplanes.去巴哈马了Good,youll probablyhave totake adinky little颤动摇摆着plane tothe Bahamas.你很有勇气桃乐茜They flutter,they shimmy,they wobble...・我为你骄傲•谢谢妈妈You gota lotof guts,Dorothy.;别让他们带走我■Im proud of you.-Oh,thanks Ma.你在看什么?Please dontlet themtake me!我在查巴哈马的天气What areyou reading度左右还有微风Im checkingthe weatherin theBahamas.27正好可以户外活动我们会晒一身健康的肤色Its gonnabe in the upper80s witha nicegentle breeze.格雷琴阿姨总是爱晒太阳So withthat outdoorservice,well comeaway withhealthy color.也许他们那的棺材是开着的Aunt Gretchenalways lovedthe sun.姐妹们我有一些坏消息Well,maybe theyllhave anopen casket.hearts;hearts;hearts;我不能和你一起去了Girls,I havesome badnews.■为什么呀?-是因为妈妈I am not gonnabe ableto go with you.她生病了我要带她去医院-Why not-Its Ma..哦不.等等Shes sick.Tm gonnahave totake hertothehospital.她十分钟前就去参加烹饪比赛了-Oh,no.-Wait aminute.她打电话「她到那的时候吃了个坏掉的奶油卷She leftfor thatcooking contestabout tenminutes ago.hearts;hearts;现在她痉挛得直不起腰来She called.She hada bad cannoli whenshe got there.疼得都哭了Right now,shes doubledover withcramps,并在丹尼斯•霍珀之后crying outwith pain,曾出演《蓝丝绒》and makingthe mostspectacular comeback出现了同样精彩的出场你还好吧索菲亚?since DennisHopper.我当然好了Are youall right,Sophia比赛进行到一半我发现我忘了带酒Of courseIm allright.•为了做贻贝卤汁?-不是是我自己喝的Halfway tothe contestI realizedI forgotthe wine.-For yourmussels marinara-No,for me.我总是在烹饪比赛的时候和我妹妹萨姆喝酒桃乐茜索菲亚不是病了I alwaysdrink wineduring cooking contests andmy sisterSam.她没有吃坏奶油卷rDorothy,Sophia snot sick.不管是谁打来电话说的都是瞎编的She didnteat abadcannoli.hearts;hearts;萝丝桃乐茜编造了这整件事Whoever calledand saidthat was just makingthe wholething up.她不想和我们一起去Rose,Dorothy madethe wholething up.•但你答应了你会去-我知道我说的是She doesntwant togowithus.现在我能说的是…这很难说出口-But youpromised youdgo.-1know,thats whatI said.我不上飞机你不能逼我All Ican saynow is...tough!好吧那我也不去了Im not getting onthat planeand you cant makeme.真是不敢相信Well,then Im not goingeither.这次旅行的目的就是克服我们的恐惧Oh,I dontbelieve myears.如果我们现在退出Girls!The entirepurpose ofthis tripis toconquer our fears.那就意味着恐惧已经征服了我们Why,if weback outnow,我们不能这样我们现在就要走出去thatd meanourfearshave conqueredus.因为我知道我们是坚强的女人I willnot allowthat.Were gonnamarch outthat door抬头挺胸收紧屁股right now,like thestrong confidantwomen I know we are.hearts;hearts;我知道〃收紧屁股无关Chins up,chests out,buttocks tight.但是看起来好看啊hearts;hearts/1I knowbuttocks tighthas nothingto do with it,收紧屁股it justlooks good.hearts;hearts;收紧!Buttocks tight,I said.哦算了吧Buttocks tight!我真为你骄傲你做得很好Oh,forget it.没有人会想到你会害怕坐飞机Im soproudof you.Youre justdoing beautifully.除非他们看到我手臂上的淤青Nobody woulddream youhavea fear offlying.你可以抓住别的东西吗?Unless theyhappen toglance atthe bruiseson myforearm.哦当然亲爱的真是抱歉You thinkyou couldhold onto somethingelse fora while噢Oh,of course,honey,Tm sorry.・我的意思是抓扶手•哦Oh!看姐妹们-1meant likethe armrest.-Oh.hearts;hearts;hearts;我在过道上找到了这个螺栓你们觉得它是哪的Look,girls.该跟我一起下飞机I foundthis boltin theaisle.Where doyou thinkit goes;•怎么了?•他们关上了门With meoff this plane.他们把门关上了?-What was that-Them shuttingthe door.下午好女士们先生们They shutthe door我的名字叫坎迪Afternoon,ladies andgentlemen.我是您的空中小姐My nameis Candy.请查看座位口袋里的信息卡Ill beyour flighthostess.了解飞行中Please reviewthe informationcards inyour seatpockets万一发生意外的•的安全注意事项•意外她是什么意思……for thesafety informationin theunlikely event-她是什么意思?■她是说糟糕的电影-of amishap duringour flight.-Mishap What does she mean...冷掉的食物或没有了冰块-What doesshemeanby mishap-Like,bad movies-耗尽的天然气…-哦老天爷啊or coldfood orrunning outof ice.一天哪一能平静下来吗-Running outof gas...-Oh,my God..喝点香槟■我不喜欢香槟-God.-Will youjust calm down-喝点吧它会让你放松-哦-Drink champagne.-1dont likechampagne.并没有让我放松我都想打嗝了-Go ahead,it mightrelax you.-Oh.打个嗝舱内的气压就会改变Didnt makeme relaxed.Just makesme wannaburp.然后飞机就会撞到山上We burpand thepressure in the cabinwill changer这将是一个很好的事故范例and well fly into amountain.萝丝帮我个忙系好安全带That wouldbe agood exampleof amishap.闭上你的嘴!Rose,do mea favor,fasten your seat belt.不如我们好好利用现在的时间Over yourmouth!来组织下你的悼词吧你打算说什么?Why dontwe useour timeconstructively我不知道and workon youreulogy.What areyou planningtosay我可能首先会谈谈格雷琴姑姑的为人I dont know.她总是一个非常严格的人ril probablystart outtalking aboutAunt Gretchen,the person.特别是现在She wasalways avery rigidperson.对不起萝丝我想那香槟确实让我放松了Especially now.噢我的天哪快看啊姐妹们Im sorry,Rose.I guessthat maybethat champagnedid relaxme.hearts;hearts;hearts;怎么了布兰琪Oh,my God.Oh,my God,girls,oh,my God,look!这架飞机上所有的男人都是秃头What,Blanche,what没事的布兰琪机长只是关掉了Look,all themen onthisplaneare bald!“秃头男禁止入内〃的牌子Its allright,Blanche.The captainjust turnedoff11我说的是我反复做的梦还记得吗?the nobald mensign.我被困在一个封闭的空间充满了秃头的男人I amtalking aboutmy recurringdream.Remember我还没有告诉你剩下的部分Im trappedin anenclosed spacefull of bald men.我和那些秃头男人坐在飞机上我们飞向大海了Well,I didnttell youthe restof it.拉倒吧布兰琪All thosebald menand Iare ona planeand weflyintothe ocean.你表现得和我们一样疯狂Oh,come onnow,Blanche.这只是一个巧合-女士们先生们You*re behavingjust ascrazy asweare.-请务必系好安全带-Its just a coincidence.-Ladies andgentlemen,准备起飞be sureyourseatbelts aresecurely fastened如果有人发现了一个大螺栓请还给我in preparationfor thetake off.它从饮料车上掉下来的And ifanyone founda bigbolt,please returnit tome.对就是饮料车It cameoff thebeverage cart.桃乐茜这不是一个巧合Yes,thats it.The beveragecart.这是我的噩梦成真了Dorothy,it isnot acoincidence.别傻了布兰琪这又不是全部成真了It ismy nightmareand itscoming true.你还没有听到上帝的声音■没错布兰琪Dont besilly,Blanche.Not allof itscoming true.-又意为主,上帝-You haventheard the voice of God.-Thats right,Blanche.女士们先生们我是洛德机长Lord希望您旅途愉快Ladies andgentlemen,this isCaptain Lord.桃乐茜.•我们说好了的I hopeyou enjoyyour flight.-不要说话说话会让飞机摇摆的-Dorothy...-We madea rule.我只说一件事No talking,it shakestheplane.如果布兰琪的梦成真了我们今天下午就要死I justhad tosay onething.・我很高兴我们还能在一起•是的真令人欣慰If Blancheis right,and weare gonnadie this afternoon,闭嘴吧-Im gladwe*re together.-Yes,thats verycomforting.我知道你的意思萝丝Now,shut up.我们一起度过了美好的时光I knowwhat you mean,Rose.记得有一次来了飓风We havehad somevery specialtimes together.停了两天的电Like thetime therewasthathurricane我们挤在一起取暖篝火唱着歌and allthe powerwent outfor twodayshearts;-讲着故事•是啊and wehuddled togetherto keepwarm andsang campfiresongs萝丝承认查理是她唯一睡过的男人-and toldstories.-Oh,yeah.你承认斯坦是你唯一睡过的男人And Roseadmitted thatCharlie was the only man sheever slept with.我承认我实际上穿五码半的鞋And youadmitted Stanwasthe onlymanyou eversleptwith.我希望我们有更多的时间在一起And Iadmitted myshoe sizewas reallyfive and a half.等一下我们在干什么?I wishwe hadmore timetogether.这次飞行非常顺利Wait aminute.Wait aminute,what arewe doing没有一丝摇晃The flighthas beenperfectly smooth.我是洛德机长前方有一场热带风暴There hasntbeen ahint ofturbulence.正在等着我们This isCaptain Lord.Looks likewere running行了我已经挂了right intothe ITof atropical storm.不幸的是我们将掉头返回迈阿密Im adead woman.很抱歉给您带来不便Unfortunately,that meanswere goingto turn around听见了吗姐妹们我们得救了and returnto Miami.Tm sorryfortheinconvenience.hearts;hearts;hearts;-你是什么意思?■这部分不是我的梦啊Did youhear that,girls We*re saved.梦已经无效了我们回迈阿密啦-Whatdoyoumean-That partwasnt inmy dream.•我们会好的•但我没有啊The dreamsbroken.Were goingback toMiami.你们俩面对了你们的恐惧桃乐茜上了飞机-Were gonnabe allright.-Not me.你面对你的梦我却没有在人前讲话Well,youtwofaced yourfears.Dorothy gotontheplane,you facedyour dream,I didntgive my speech.不如现在就来吧对啊来吧你写了悼词现在念出来Give itnow.Yeah.来吧你可以的Yes.Go on.Now,you wroteit,you giveit.呃大家好Go on,you candoit.我本应该在今天下午的葬礼上发言的Uh...everyone现在不能去了但我还是想念悼词I wassupposed to speak ata funeralthis afternoon,如果不介意的话and nowIcant,but Idstill like to givemyspeech,我写了一些东西但我更愿意说出来if noone minds.那是我格雷琴姑姑的葬礼I wrotesome thingsdown but Id justrather talk.我不太了解她我对她唯一的印象Uh,the funeralwas formy Aunt Gretchen.是她曾经吓唬过我I didntknow herwell.The onlything I remembered abouther晚上从我衣柜里跳出来is sheusedtoscare me.把假尖牙放进嘴里Jumping outof mycloset atnight,有时对着月亮吠叫putting falsefangs in her mouth,现在她的死让我害怕sometimes bayingatthemoon.但是害怕也是有好处的Now herdying scaresme.你会知道谁是你的朋友But there*sagood partto beingscared.这是垃圾-Ifs good.-Its delicious.才不是你在说什么?Its garbage.你们骗不了我我看到你们的表情了No,what areyou talkingaboutYou cantfool me.I watchedyour faces.你们俩都没有那种表情什么表情?-Neither one ofyou gotthelook.是每个厨师梦寐以求的表情-What look幸福愉悦的表情The lookthat everycook knowsand dreamsabout.你父亲曾经在我脸上看到过这种表情The lookof totalinstant pleasure.这很好妈妈Your fatherput thatlook onmy faceonce.好吗我再说一次Thats nice,Ma.我们结婚年了Nice Isaid once.52邮件到了We weremarried52years.萝丝怎么了?-The maifshere.哦没什么只是我收到一封信-Rose,whats wrong■这是坏消息-哦这太忧心了Oh,nothing.It*sjusta letterI got.我也有同样的感觉-Its badnews.-Oh,thats eerie.我姑姑格雷琴在劳德代尔堡去世了I hadthe samefeeling.・哦萝丝-亲爰的我很抱歉My AuntGretchen inFort Lauderdaledied.你和姑姑格雷琴很亲近吗?-Oh,Rose.-Honey,fm sorry.不我可受不了她Were youclose toAunt GretchenNo,I couldntstand her.他们能帮你摆脱恐惧You get to knowwho yourfriends are.Theyre the ones whohelp younot bescared.也许这就是格雷琴姑姑一直做的Maybe thatswhat AuntGretchenwastrying todo allalong.帮我不再害怕我想是的Help menot bescared.再见格雷琴姑姑I thinkso.坐下吧女士Goodbye,AuntGretchen.这里不是科帕卡巴纳沙滩Take aseat,lady.-萝丝这悼词太好了■真的太棒了This isntthe Copacabana.女士们先生们我是洛德机长-Rose,that wasbeautiful.-It was,it trulywas.如果大家都往我们飞机的左侧看它会翻过去的Ladies andgentlemen,this isCaptain Lordagain.抱歉只是飞行员的小幽默If youall lookout theleft sideof ouraircraft,itll tipover.嗨妈Sorry,justalittle smallairplane pilothumor.你怎么回来了?Hi,Ma.妈别这么多愁善感What thehell areyou doinghome你退缩r了是吗?Ma,let snotgetall mushy.不我们去了至少我们已经准备好去了You chickenedout,didnt you中途我们遇到一个热带风暴No,we went,or atleast westarted to.所以我们只好掉头回来了Halfway therewe raninto atropical storm飞机上全是秃头男人so wehad toturnaroundand comeback.一群洁碧先生去And theplane wasentirely full ofbald men.清洁用品瓶子包装上就是秃头男人巴哈马参加聚会They wereall formerMr.Cleans ontheir way to a跟我们说说烹饪比赛吧reunion in theBahamas.竞争非常激烈So,tell usabout thecooking contest.最后是我的贻贝卤汁The competitionwas fierce.还有路易丝•帕利托的病鸡It camedown tomy musselsmarinara,路易丝•帕利托?她不是那个吹嘘自己and Louise Pallitos chickencacciatore.美国禁酒令时代的黑帮,又名疤面人是阿尔•卡彭钢琴老师吗?LouisePallitoIsnt shetheone who brags是真的岁了about beingAl Caponespiano teacher103到最后评委们投票了True.103years old.我们打个平手Anyway,the judgesvoted.忽然就完蛋了It wasa flat-footed tie.然后呢?Thafs whenit wentinto sudden death.我跟你说了啊忽然就完蛋了And露易丝受不了了摔了一跤就完蛋了I justtold you,it wassuddendeath.葬礼是在周六Louise couldnttake it.She keeledover.Kaput!・索菲亚太糟糕了-这才到哪The funeralis onSaturday.猜猜谁自愿念悼词?-Sophia,thats terrible.-You thinkthats bad等一下萝丝Guess whoI volunteeredto givethe eulogy如果你不喜欢你的阿姨你为什么这么难过?Wait aminute,Rose.因为我必须在她的葬礼上讲话Honey,if youdidnt like your aunt,why areyou soupset我害怕在人们面前说话Because I have to speak ather funeral.Im terrifiedof speakingin front of people.这是我最大的恐惧为什么不能让别人上去讲呢?Its mybiggest fearintheworld.Why cantsomebody elsespeakGenerptionloken这是一个家庭传统Generptionloken.这意味着年龄最大的侄女要念悼词Its afamily tradition.嗯倒也不是这个意思It meansthe oldestniece hasto givethe eulogy.从字面上说就是一个可以当遮阳帽的煮蛋的锅Well,not literally.一家人聚在一起他们认为这已经足够亲了Literally,its aherring poacheryou canwear asa sunvisor.萝丝我想你们家族中The familygot togetherand theydecided thatwas closeenough.年开始的美国的电视智力竞赛节目Rose,I takeit thatno memberof yourfamily没有人是《危险边缘》的冠军吧196hearts;4hearts;不管怎么说这就是为什么我不得不上台讲话was evera returningchampion onJeopardy.我太害怕了我可做不到Anyway,thats whyIhave tospeak.萝丝冷静下来亲爱的听着How Ivedreaded thisday coming.I justcant doit!我知道一个简单的方法能帮助你Rose,calmdown.Honey,now listen.当你不得不在一群人面前讲话时Iknowan easywaytoget throughthis.能放松下来的方法是想象他们裸体的样子The wayto relaxwhen youhave tospeak in front of a group.真的吗?•是的is toimagine whatthey alllook likenaked.如果你做对了你甚至可能会笑出声-Really-Yep.And ifyoudoit right,youll probablyeven startto laugh.嗨妈那是什么味道?成功的香味Hi,Ma.Hey,what isthat smell这是我参加烹饪比赛的新作品The sweetsmell ofsuccess.帕尔马干酪小牛肉我最幸运的一道菜Its mynew entryinthecookingcontest.它救了我的婚姻Veal parmesan,my luckiestdish.妈你要开始讲故事了?It savedmy marriageonce.海菲兹・小提琴大师Ma,you gonnatell astory曾被评价是小提琴家中的小提琴家hearts;hearts;海爷会给琴弓上松香吗?这是一个悲剧Please,does Heifetzrosin abow想象这样一幅图景This isa tearjerker.纽约年大萧条Picture this.1931你的父亲和我还是新婚夫妇New YorkCity,
1931.The Depression.一个雨夜我们第一次吵架Your fatherand Iare newlyweds.他说他要走我说好的One rainynight,we haveour firstfight.他走出门我开始做饭He sayshes leaving,I sayfine.几个小时后他回来了He goesout thedoor,I startto cook.他说他找不到出租车A fewhours later,he comesback.我们默默地吃饭He sayshe couldntfind acab.吃着饭我看他他眼睛含着泪We eatin silence.他告诉我“这顿饭就像我们的婚姻”Halfway through,I lookup.Hes gottears inhis eyes.他像牛肉强硬和固执He tellsme,This mealis like our marriage.番茄酱像我一样又热又辣The vealis likehim,tough andstubborn.马苏里拉奶酪就像我们的爱The tomatosauce islike me,hot andspicy.它延伸很长而且不会断And themozzarella islikeourlove:妈这很好但我不觉得这跟运气有什么关系It stretchesbut itnever breaks.你是在那晚怀上的桃乐茜Ma,thats lovely,butI dont seewhat luckhad todowithit.;妈・・・You wereconceived thatnight Dorothy.幸运的是你父亲不知道Ma...否则他就再也不会吃我的小牛肉了Whats luckyis yourfather neverknew亲爱的你会做得很好的or henever wouldhave eatenmy vealagain.不我不会Oh,honey,nowyou*ll justdo fine.我记得我最后一次试图演讲No,I wont我在高中的时候你想听吗Irememberthe lasttime Itried to give aspeech.如果我们想逃跑你会追着我们吗?I wasin high school.You wannahear aboutit会Would youfollow usif wetried tomake arun forit那时我高中毕业Yes.・我是优秀毕业生-你是优秀毕业生?It wasmy highschool graduation.是的我在名即将毕业的大学生中排名第四-1was valedictorian.-You werevaledictorian19・不管怎样…-等等Yes.I wasfourth outof19graduating seniors.如果你是第四你是如何被选上的优秀毕业生?-Anyway...-Wait aminute.就像每个高中挑选毕业生代表一样Rose,ifyou were fourth,how wereyou chosenvaledictorian我们抽签The sameway everyhighschoolchooses thevaledictorian.你抽中了最大的那个?We drewstraws.我不喜欢吹牛.・・And youpicked thebiggest one.总之我的演讲的主题Idontliketobrag...是“外面的世界很大Anyway,the topicof myspeech但是首先得去泰勒车站换乘公交〃was Theresa bigworld outthere毕业典礼的时候每个人都在but youhave tochange busesin TylersLanding tosee it.市长还有他的妻子Graduation daycame andeverybody was there.约翰森老小古斯塔夫老小The mayorwasthere,his wife,斯特林梅尔双胞胎胖杰瑞……old Johannson,young Johannson,big andlittle Gustav,你能说重点吗萝丝the Stringmeyertwins,fat Jerry...重点是我说不出话了好像被绳子捆住呆立当场Will yougettothepoint,Rose从那以后我再没有能够在一群人面前说话The pointis Ichoked.Roped out,froze onthe spot.咱们反正也比她强Since then,Tve neverbeen abletospeakinfrontofacrowd.你不是唯一经历过这种事的人I saynext time,we tryand outrunher.我也很恐惧rListen.Youre nottheonlyonewhos gonethroughthis.你桃乐茜?你会感觉到怕?I hada phobiatoo.像你这样又大又壮又结实的人?You,Dorothy Youwere afraid of something怎么着我是乔•弗雷泽?Big,old,strong,strapping thinglikeyou年代美国世界重量级拳击冠军Who amI,Joe Frasier我害怕坐飞机萝丝60我妹妹格洛丽亚当初在加州结婚I hadafearofflying,Rose.我必须得去所以我去看了心理治疗And mysister,Gloria,got marriedin California.真的管用Course I had togo.So Igot myselfsome therapy.这没什么好羞愧的And itworked.每个人都有害怕的东西Its nothingto beashamed of.Everybody isafraid ofsomething.布兰琪你害怕什么?什么都不怕What areyou afraidof,Blanche你真是个有团队精神的人对吧布兰琪Nothing.现在我什么都不怕但是我肯定Youre areal teamplayer,arent you,Blanche倒说不上是恐惧但是是同样糟糕的东西Imnotafraidofanything now.But Isure usedto be.一个重复出现的梦Not aphobia,exactly,but somethingjust asbad.夜复一夜我做这个糟糕的梦A recurringdream.我被困在一个满是男人的封闭空间里Night afternight,Ihadthis awfuldream那是什么意思?that Iwas trappedin anenclosed spacefullofmen.-让我们好好想想一等一下Now whatcould thatmean还有呢-Lets givethisasecond.-Now,wait aminute.所有男人都是秃头There*s moreto it.只有我和一群秃子All themen werebald.然后我一直听到上帝的声音Just me andabunch ofbaldmen.不管怎么说我终于可以对自己说Oh,and Ikept hearingthevoiceofGod.,,布兰琪你不是这样的Anyway,one dayI justfinally saidto myself:你不需要信这些恶梦Blanche,you arebigger thanthis.除非是和梅尔•吉布森在牡蛎酒吧约会〃You donthavetosuccumb toany dream.然后它就没再出现了Unless itinvolves meetingMel Gibsonat anoyster bar.意志战胜一切你也能做到萝丝And justlike thatit stopped.-我不知道-哎呀Mind overmatter,you cando thesame thing,Rose.你当然可以想一些正能量的东西-1dontknow.-[Dorothy]Oh,come on.不如你现在回房涧开始准备你的演讲Of courseyou can.Think positively.过段时间你可hearts以在我和Thats right.Listen,why dontyougoto yourroom now桃乐茜面前试一下好吗and startworking onyour speechand ina while-好的-好的去吧!you cantry itout infrontofmeandDorothy,okay去吧-Okay.-Yes,go on.Go on!我要告诉你一件事Go on.很庆幸我不是她Im gonnatellyousomething.我可不想念悼词Im sureglad Iamnotinhershoes.如果这是给我的悼词呢?Oh,Id hateto havetogivea eulogy.-什么?•如果你是在为我致悼词呢What ifit wasmy eulogy你会怎么说?-What-What ifyou weregiving aeulogy forme•算了吧布兰琪•我是认真的桃乐茜What wouldyou say你会说什么?-Oh,come on,Blanche.-Im serious,Dorothy.好吧我想我会说What wouldyou say你是一个可爰又慷慨的人Well,I...I guessId saythat也是我最好的朋友之一youwerea lovelygenerous person.没提到我的长相啊And,you know,oneofthe bestfriends Iever had.我会说你是我最漂亮的朋友之一Nothing aboutmy looks.,之一〃?,唯一”布兰琪Well,Id saythat youwere oneoftheprettiest friends...・最漂亮的-One ofThe,Blanche.你会对我说什么?The prettiest.・桃乐茜别这样■我告诉了你你也告诉我啊What wouldyou sayabout me好吧-Dorothy,come on.-1told you,youcantell me.嗯我想说All right.有你在家里我总觉得很安全Well,I wouldsay还有I alwaysfelt safehaving youinthehouse.我想说每次约会结束回家后And...我都很喜欢和你聊天I wouldsay Ialways enjoyedtalking toyouwhen Edcome homefrom oneof mynumerous dates.还有我会说我一直把你当姐姐看And...谢谢你布兰琪I wouldsay Ialways lookedup toyou likean oldersister.哦我忘了说了Thank you,Blanche.Oh,and Iforgot onething.。