Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本

“完美与平凡”一位跟米兰达不是很熟的男人昨晚邀她参加一个晚餐派对她当时跟尼克瓦克勒约会他是个成功的运动经纪人Last night,my friendMiranda gotinvited toa dinnerparty bya manshe hardlyknew.还曾说过她有双漂亮的腿She was the dateof NickWaxier,a fairlysuccessful sportsagent在他们还年轻时你想跟他们上床的电影明星who oncetold hershe hadnice legs.hearts;hearts;在不在世都可以吗？Okay,old moviestars youdhave liked to fuck when they were young.可以从我先开始Alive ordead维洛妮卡拉克It doesntmatter,Til start.她拍“苏利文游记”时Veronica Lake,大维the yearshe madeSullivans Travels.苏菲亚萝兰Dave我爸一直很喜欢她Huh.fd have to saySophia Loren.别做梦Probably*cause my dad hadthis thing for her.蒙哥马利克里夫Uh,we won*t go there.他是同性恋Montgomery Clift.玛丽莲梦露He wasgay.在甘迺迪兄弟上了她之前Oh.Marilyn Monroe,平克劳斯贝before theKennedys gotto her.Honey我想好了Bing Crosby.史恩康纳莱不论是过去现在还是未来Ah!I standby mychoice.Sean Connery,yesterday,today,and tomorrow.第一次约会时米兰达觉得自己像是击出了全垒打For afirst date,Miranda feltlike she was hittingit out of theballpark.那就是我的生活你懂吗？Theyre beautifulthings,我追逐美丽and thatswhat mylifes about,you know我有样东西要给你看看Beauty.这是我真正的艺术创作Come here,I want to show you something.但无法将它们公诸于世This ismy realart,至少现在还不行only I cant reallyshow itto thepublic.坐吧Well,not yetat least.她是凡妮莎Sit down.还有谭雅Thats Vanessa.伊拉娜跟克芮蒂娜Thats Tanya,我不敢相信Elana,Katrina.这家伙跟九月时尚杂志一半的香水广告模特儿上过床I couldntbelieve it.hearts;hearts;”hearts;hearts;她们知道吗？The manhad sleptwith halfthe perfume ads inSeptembers Vogue.或许知道吧Do they...do theyknow about this你看那个Maybe.她才刚当上模特儿Oh,look at that one.但有一天她会成为超级名模She doesrunway now,我不知道该说什么but I think shesgonna behuge someday.只能说・・・I didnt know whatto say.有火吗？There reallywasnt anythingto sayexcept...有啊Do you have alight那天稍后我很高兴地发现了至少有个黄金王老五Yeah,sure.不屑跟模特儿往来Later thatday,I wasrelieved todiscover thatat leastone eligiblebachelor我真的爱上你朋友米兰达got hiskicks offthe runway.你是在开玩笑吧太棒了So Itotally digyour friend,Miranda.她既性感又聪明Youre kidding.Thats great!她有告诉你我们上床了吗？Yeah,I thinkshe isso sexyand smart,hearts;hearts;有啊真是热情如火and didshe tellyou that we madeout你为什么不打电话给她？Yeah,it wastotally hot.hearts;hearts;•她一定会很高兴的-我打过一百次了Wow.So whydont you call herYou shouldcall her.但她没回我电话-She wouldlove that.-I did,like100times.hearts;hearts;我不知道她有提起我吗？She totallywont returnmy phone calls.没有I dont know.Did she say anythingabout me或许她很忙No.她觉得我不够可爱吗？I dont know,maybe shesjust busy,当然不是你很可爰or I dont know,am I not cuteenough for her我不知道帮我问问看Of course,you are.Skipper,youre adorable.Well,I dontknow.Find outfor me.我想知道还有没有机会在你面前打？I want to seeif Istill have a chance.打吧我承受得了Right now,in frontof you我是米兰达请留言Go ahead.I canhandle it.是答录机Hi,this isMiranda.Please leavemeamessage.我是史奇普Oh,its hermachine.我跟凯莉在一起Hey,this isSkipper.我跟她说你不会【回我电话Im in the streetwith Carrie.hearts;hearts;你现在得回我电话I justtold herhowyouwont call me back.hearts;hearts;你最好快打电话给我So nowyouhaveto callme back.hearts;hearts;我是在开玩笑的You bettercallme back!说真的我希望你回我电话No,Im kidding.Tm joking.hearts;hearts;我提醒过我是史奇普吗？Um,but seriously,I hopeyoucallmeback,我相信帮朋友拉红线一定会被诅咒and,um,did Imention thiswas Skipper有什么地方比服装秀会场更容易找到模特儿狂呢？I believethere isa curseput onthe headof anybodywho triesto fixup theirfriends.还好我朋友史丹佛巴勒奇Where betterto findmodelizers in their natural habitat thana fashion show有客户参加了最热门的服装秀Luckily,my friendStanford Blatch“骨头〃就像是人类中的貂皮大衣had aclient in the hottestshow intown.他真的是太美了有时我发现自己得把眼光移开The Boneis likethe humanequivalent ofthe sablecoat.你看到他了吗？Hes sobeautiful thatI findthat sometimesI haveto lookaway.就在那边Do yousee him-在哪里？•天啊你看看他Right overthere.他带着私人打光师巡回走秀-Where-Oh,my God,look athim.德瑞克别名“骨头”Its likehe travelswith hisown personallighting director.他是最红的内衣模特儿Derek,a.k,a.The Bone/史丹佛最重要的客户was theworlds biggestunderwear model也是他单相思的对象and Stanfordsmost importantclient,你来了史丹佛as wellasthe subject ofhis single-minded obsession.德瑞克这位是我的好友凯莉布雷萧Hey,Stanny.很高兴认识你Um,Derek,I wouldlike you to meeta verydear friend,Carrie Bradshaw.凯莉是〃欲望城市〃专栏作家Nice tomeet you.■你看过这个专栏吗？■u没有Carrie writesthe columnSex in the City.有天德瑞克跟我走过他的广告看板下方-Oh,have you read it-Uh,no.hearts;hearts;他告诉我他想把一片看板譬如说鼻子的部分拿回家去You know,the otherday,Derek and I werewalking pasthis billboard,我说拿内裤凸出那一块and hetold mehed liketo get a pieceof itfor hisapartment,like maybehis nose.hearts;hearts;当女人问你有多大时And Isaid,You shouldget thebulge inyour pants,你可以告诉她我有十四寸大”that way,when womanask howbig you are,那真的很好笑对吧？1you cansay,14feet.That wouldbe veryfunny,wouldn*t it大家都在谈论你你真的是太棒了Yeah.Yeah.Everybodys talkingabout you.你会是个大明星的我告诉过你多少次了You are so great.我们最好让你去换衣服Youre gonnabe astar,have Itold youthat enoughtimes我已经换好了Well,we betterlet you get dressed.结束后见I amdressed.再见Well,uh,see you after the show.再见Bye.你能相信那么帅的男人会那么有礼貌吗？Okay,bye.我一直梦想有一天他会说Can youbelieve anyone that beautifulcan bethat nice“史丹佛我爱你”I keepdreaming that someday hesjust gonnaturn aroundand say,他是同性恋吗？Stanford,I loveyou.他否认Is hegay那么帅的男人怎么可能是异性恋？He deniesit.亲爱的快过来How cananyonethatgorgeous bestraight莎曼珊从未错过大型服装秀Sweetie,over here!她认为接近俊男美女Samantha Jonesnever misseda majorfashionshow.能让自己更有吸引力She was one ofthe onlypeople I knew发生了什么事？who thoughtthat proximityto beautymade herfeel more attractive.你在展示台边找不到位置吗？Hey,sweetie,so wait,what happened从这个角度你能看到所有的缺点You couldntfind seatsright onthe runway你好凯莉Oh,you cansee all the flawsfrom thisangle.巴克利你好吗？Hey,Carrie.你要参加庆功派对吗？Hey!Hi,Barkley,how are you我不知道You goingto theparty afterwards我们当然要参加Um,I don*tknow.你好我是莎曼珊Of coursewe are.我是巴克利Hi,Im Samantha.他是不是同志？Barkley.不是Martini straightup orwith atwist真的吗？他好可爱Straight up.你们没在约会吧？Really Hes very cute.天啊没有他只爱模特儿Youre notdating him,are you他现在跟某位模r特儿约会吗？Oh,God,no,hesa totalmodelizer.事实上他跟她们都睡过Is he,uh,dating anyone modelin particular他只跟模特儿上床Actually,hes sleepingwith allof them in general.hearts;hearts;没错Only models稍后我们都参加了庆功派对Only models.我陷在甜马铃薯泡芙堆里Later thatnight,we allwent downtownfor aparty.I wasbeginning tofloat awayon asea ofsweet potatopuffs还有腌鞋鱼跟酸奶酪就是那么巧…大人物出现了with smokedsalmon andsour creamwhen...他是商业大亨也是个万人迷It wasMr.Big,他跟我不是同一个世界的人major tycoon,major dreamboat,我就知道我看到的人是你and majorlyout ofmy league.你好I thoughtI sawyou onthe runway.在我们认识后我开始看你的专栏Oh,hi.是吗？I startedreading yourcolumn afterwe met.没错挺可爱的You did“挺可爱的”Yeah,cute.没错挺可爱的Cute/你这星期要写什么？Yeah,cute.我正在写What areyou writingaboutthisweek跟模特儿约会的男人Um,well,Im workingon astory about...你有什么想法吗？men who date models.他们的运气很好Any thoughts跟模特儿约会的男人Only that theyre verylucky.你有什么了解？So whathave youdiscovered aboutthese men我发现他们之中有些人把这样的行为当成体育竞赛who are dating models其他人则只是需要被Well,Im discoveringthat someof themtreat itas acompetitive sport,认可或许其他人是迷恋超级美女and othersI thinkjust needthe validation.没错And probablyothers justhaveathing forexceptionally beautifulwomen.那有什么不对吗？Exactly.不会啊And theressomething wrongwith that我只是觉得有点单调No,theres nothingwrong.要吃泡芙吗？I just think itmight becomea bitmonotonous.不谢谢你Puff对不起Um,no,thanks.你都在哪里写作？Oh!Excuse me,baby.你是指〃可爰的”文章吗？So wheredo you,uh,write thesestories你有办公室吗？My cutestories没有有一半的时间我待在家里Yeah,I meanhave yougot anoffice oranything其他时间我都在七十三街跟麦迪逊街口的咖啡馆No.Well,about halfthe timeIm at my apartment,凯莉这位是米夏and theother halfIm overat thiscoffee shopon73rd andMadison.你在伸展台上很漂亮Oh,uh,Carrie,Id likeyoutomeet Misha.谢谢你的夸奖You weregreat in the show.突然间我觉得自己像是天鹅堆里的丑小鸭Thank you.很高兴能跟你聊天Suddenly,I feltlike I was wearingpatchouli ina roomfull ofChanel.Well,it wasnice talkingto you.再见希望能再见Oh,see you around sometime...我以为过了三十岁我可以不在乎自己的长相I hope.我了解我不再有力气去做肤浅的事The truthwas,I thoughtI hadcome toterms withmy looksthe yearI turned30,你朋友巴克利来约我when Irealized thatInolonger hadthe energyto becompletely superficial.他认为我是模特儿吗？Your friendBarkley,he*s reallybeen comingon tome.不论原因为何别去Do youactually thinkhe believesIm a model为什么？Well,whatever itis,you dontwant to gothere.他会偷偷录下交欢的过程Why not真的吗？He hasthis thingfor secretlytaping hisconquests.真是个变态-Really-Mm-hmm.hearts;hearts;当莎曼珊准备好上镜头时What apervert.我觉得我该回家了As Samanthabegan to get readyforherclose-up,我从未觉得如此渺小过I feltit wastime tocall ita night.计程车I hadnever feltso invisiblein myentire life.凯莉Taxi!你好Carrie.史丹佛离开了吗？Hey!Hi!他在帮凡赛斯模特儿按摩脖子Did,um,did Stanfordleavehearts;hearts;No,he*s inthere givinga neckmassage toa Versacemodel.你要去哪里？我要回家So whereareyougoing now我能跟你去吗？Oh,Tm goinghome.你要跟我回家？Can Icome对只要你家很安静You want to comehome withme我受不了人很多的地方Sure,if itsquiet.我是为了研究才这么做I canttake thesecrowds.你不跟女模特儿共度春宵吗？The thingsyou gottado inthe nameof research.不我从不跟模特儿约会Shouldnt yoube spendingthe nightwith somegirl fromtheshow我觉得她们很笨No,I neverdate models.我好奇是否有美丽的物理学法则I think theyre stupid.或许两个模特儿会互相排斥I wonderedif therewasn*tsomekind ofphysics forbeauty.或许模特儿只能吸引一般人Maybe twomodels repelled,我觉得能写作很酷Maybe modelscould onlybe attractedto ordinaryhumans.谢谢So,I think its socool thatyou write.真希望我也能写作Thanks.我有很多不错的想法I wishI couldwrite.但还来不及把它们写下前便忘得精光I gotall theseintense thoughts,这是有窍门的but I cant keeptheminmy headlong enoughtogetthem downon paper.我有神经过敏的毛病Well,thats thebig trick.The truthis,Im totallyneurotic.前一分钟我还很酷地走在街上下一分钟我毫无理由地感到沮丧One minute,Icanbe walkingdown thestreet,totally cool,我总是羞于启口and thenext minuteIm depressedfor noreason.我会先想一想再说话Im totallyself-conscious.免得说错了话Like beforeI saysomething,I sayit inmy headfirst那不会很浪费时间吗？so itdoesnt comeout wrong.只要几秒就能搞定Doesn*tthatseem likea wasteof time有时我会分心It onlytakes asecond.现在什么东西让你分心？And sometimesI getso distracted.你的鼻子Whats distractingyou now谢了Your nose.-我讨厌我的鼻子■不你的鼻子很可爱Thanks a lot.；我也讨厌我的鼻子-I hatemy nose.-No its just so cute.谢谢I hatemy nose,too.你认识尼克多久了？Thanks.我们多年来一直搭同一部电梯So howlong haveyou knownNick几星期前开始共进午餐Weve beenriding thesame elevatorline foryears然后他邀请我来吃晚餐and thenwe hadlunch afew weeksago我们都很喜欢他and thenhe invitedme hereto dinner.他很聪明Well,we adorehim.他听进我们最后的通牒了Hesverysmart.迪妮I guesshe tookour littleultimatum seriously.你是什么意思？Deanne.她们告诉米兰达尼克偏好模特儿What areyou talkingabout在他们年轻时你想跟他们上床的老电影明星They toldMiranda thatNick hadthis thingfor models.我先来hearts;hearts;Okay,old moviestars youwould havelikedtofuckwhentheywereyoung.维洛妮卡拉克Fil start.拍“苏利文游记时Veronica Lake,大维the yearshe madeSullivans Travels.苏菲亚萝兰Dave我爸一直很喜欢她rd havetogowith Sophia Loren.蒙哥马利克里夫Probably,mydadhad athingforher.玛丽莲梦露Montgomery Clift.平克劳斯贝Marilyn Monroe.我的鼻子太大了但那要视我的头发而定没错Its toobig,but I thinkitdepends onmy hair.我了解你的意思Yeah...你希望长大后做什么？I seewhat youmean.我已实现了梦想就是写作So whatdo you want to be when you grow up你长大想做什么Oh,well,I thinkthis mightbe it.我想搬回爰荷华州生儿育女What do you want to bewhenyougrowup当个警察Fd liketo moveback toIowa andhave kids,hearts;hearts;这就像我十六岁时and be a cop.出去跟帅哥鬼混I feltlike I was inmy bedroomwhen Iwas16,我父母以为我在教他功课一样andIused tohang out with thisguy whowas reallybeautiful我们能躺一下吗？and myparents thoughtIwashelping himwith hischemistry homework.在纽约我觉得很寂寞Do youmind ifwe justlie here石时能跟某人躺在一起就是一种幸福I getso lonelyinthecity.没问题Sometimes itsjust niceto liewith someone.很难想像那么帅的人会觉得寂寞Sure.We coulddo that.与此同时两个凡夫俗子It washard toimagine thatanyone sobeautiful couldever belonely.寂寞地过着他们的夜晚Meanwhile,somewhere below14th street,two ordinaryJoes还要别的东西吗？小姐were doingtheir ownlonely late-night thing.不必了Anything else,miss你只买猫食？No,thats it.hearts;hearts;没错Just catfood你好Yes,just catfood.史奇普Hey.Oh,hi,Skipper.你为什么不回我电话hearts;hearts;抱歉这星期我很忙So like,um,how comeyou haventbeen returningany ofmy calls我还以为我们算是在交往Im sorry,it*s beena reallybusy week.我不知道I thoughtwe hada connection.麻烦把零钱找给我Oh,I don*tknow.你跟每个男人都这样吗？Could Iget mychange不我只是…You meanyougetthat waywith everyguy thatyoure with你不想跟同年龄的女孩约会吗？No,itsjust...这跟年龄无关Dont youwant togo outwith agirl yourown age我觉得你很聪明Its gotnothing todo withage.你觉得我很聪明I...Ithinkyoure luminous.没错You think Im luminous米兰达抗拒不了自己在模糊镜片上的倒影Totally.好了我们快走了Miranda couldntresist thevision ofherself reflectedin Skippersslightly smudgedlenses.我得付玉米片的钱All right,lets getoutofhere.我家有玉米片Okay,yeah,let mejust payfor myCapn Crunch.莎曼珊找到了最有力的证据Theres cerealatmyplace.她跟巴克利上床了And Samanthafound theultimate validation,hearts;hearts;sex with好了Barkley.So,uh...在哪里呢？什么东西啊？Where isit摄影机What凯莉跟你提过那玩意？The camera.别担心我只拍模特儿Your friendCarrie tellyou about that我不会介意的Dont worry,I onlytape models.好吧我可以破例一次I wontmind.莎曼珊要求跟每个模特儿一样的待遇Fine,Til make an exception.Samantha demandednothing lessthan thesame considerationgiven everyother modelin你好town.凯莉我是史丹佛Hello.你知道德瑞克昨晚去哪里吗？Carrie,its Stanford.事实上你不会相信的但…Do youhave anyidea whathappened toDerek lastnight什么事？Actually,youll neverbelieve Abut...是史丹佛打来的Yes你好史丹佛Its Stanford.德瑞克Hi,Stanford.麻烦你请凯莉来听电话Uh,uh,Derekhearts;hearts;没问题Could youput Carrieback onthe phone你怎么能这么做？Sure.我没有How couldyou我们只是在聊天I didnt.我就知道他是同性恋We justtalked.跟模特儿在一起真的很辛苦Oh,Iknewhewasgay.我很快就得退休Its amazingwhat youlldo tobe withthese models.她们害得我工作做不完Fve gotto retiresoon.她们害得我搞砸了我的人生They keepme fromgetting workdone.看看我这个鬼样子They makeme fuckup mylife.我是个三十四岁的老头Look atme!我开始了解当帅哥美女Im anold manat34!就像是租下一间俯视公园美景的出租公寓I beganto realizethat beingbeautifulhearts;hearts;那根本就不公平该把它送给那些有资格的人is likehaving arent-controlled apartmentoverlooking thepark,我没打扰你工作吧？completely unfair,and usuallybestowed uponthose whodeserve itleast.真是个大惊喜Im notinterrupting yourwork,am I我已经迟到了没办法久留Hey,what asurprise.但我在想跟模特儿约会的男人I cantstay.Tm latefor ameeting,他们怎么了？but Fve been thinkingaboutthatarticle yourewriting,about menwhodatemodels.首先Yeah,what aboutthemFirst ofall,纽约有许多美女你真是好眼力there areso manygoddamn gorgeouswomen outthere in this city.但事实上What anamazing observation.过了一阵子后But thething isthis,你只想跟能逗你笑的人在一起after awhile,了解我的意思了吗？you justwanttobe withthe onethat makesyou laugh.再见Know what I mean我收回那句话See ya.美丽是短暂的I takethat back...一间俯视公园美景的出租公寓beauty isfleeting,hearts;hearts;却是永远but arent-controlled apartmentoverlooking theparkis forever.伊薇Bing Crosby.我不知道查理辛Yvette她们来吃晚餐玩弄食物Um,I don*tknow,Charlie Sheen；嘴巴厥得高高地Theyd cometo dinnerpush theirfood around,维洛妮卡拉克and pout.苏菲亚萝兰Veronica Lake.蒙哥马利克里夫SophiaLoren.玛丽莲梦露Montgomery Clift.平克劳斯贝Marilyn Monroe.玛丽莎Bing Crosby.她得去打电话Marissahearts;hearts;他一定有问题She,um...had tomakeaphonecall.于是他们决定采取行动It gottobea problem.你难道找不到谈吐合宜的女人吗？They decidedto takeaction.对且吃完东西不必吃泻药Cant youfind awoman whocan carryon adecent conversation你在说什么？Yeah,Nick.And eatwithout purging.你不能再带模特儿来What areyou saying你们太严厉了吧You cantbring aroundany moreof theseso-called models,Nick.好吧Uh-uh,its toodepressing.Okay,okay.我会想办法的于是他带你来Ill seewhatIcan do.很明显地你不是模特儿And thenhe broughtyou.一点都没错So obviouslynot a model.尼克都跟模特儿约会？In a good way!米兰达跟他杠上了Nick datesmodels没多久他就弃械投降Miranda confrontedhim,那是真的好吗？and itdidnt takehim longto fold.我的确有病Well,ifs true.Its true,okay你迷恋模特儿Im obsessed.-没错-而我是个聪明的丑八怪？Obsessed withmodels.别生气-Correct.-So whatam IYour intellectualbeard forthe evening你必须承认你认识了一些好人Look,dont bepissed,all right而且玩得很开心You gotto admit,you metsome nicepeople.你跟一个模特儿狂约会All right,you hadagoodtime.而你根本不知道这一点？You wereon adate witha modelizer如果尼克那种人能约到模特儿and youdidnt evenknow it一般女人还有什么机会？If menlike Nickaredatingmodels,在纽约只有超级模特儿才有约会的机会吗？what chancedo ordinarywomen have模特儿狂是很特别的族群I mean,doyouhavetobeasupermodel togetadate inNew York他们排名仅次于女人狂之后Modelizers area particularbreed.女人狂跟所有穿裙子的东西上床They*reastep beyondwomanizershearts;hearts;模特儿狂是种迷恋who willsleep withjust aboutanything ina skirt.他们迷恋模特儿而非女人Modelizers areobsessed,在大部分的城市模特儿只能在看板及杂志上看到not withwomen,but withmodels,hearts;hearts;在曼哈顿她们到处都是who,in mostcities,are safelyconfined tobillboards andmagazines,把纽约变成充满模特儿的原始大地but inManhattan,actually runwild onthe streets,男人能将她们豢养在原本的栖息地turning thecity into a virtualmodel countrysafari,我们的问题已经更多了where mencan petthe creaturesin theirnaturalhabitat.她们又蠢又懒As ifwe didnthave enoughproblems.一看到她们就该格杀勿论Theyre stupidand lazy很多男人说我有模特儿的美貌and theyshould beshot onsight.但我自食其力Fve beenoutwitha lotof guysand theysay Iam justas beautifulas amodel,我像是攀上巅峰的模特儿but Iwork fora living.I mean,Im like,well,模特儿跟美女拥有的优势Im likeamodelwhos takenthe highroad.是那么地不公平这让我觉得想吐The advantagesgiven tomodels andto beautifulwomen ingeneral但你很可爱啊aresounfair,it makesme wantto puke.可爱在纽约不吃香Sweetheart,you shouldntsay that,youaresocute.可爰哪比得上超级模特儿Cute doesntcut itinthistown.四个单身女子一谈起模特儿莫不咬牙切齿Whats cutecompared tosupermodel这让沉闷的星期二夜晚增添几分趣味Theres nothinglike raisingthesubjectof modelsamong foursingle women她们长得既冷冷漠又性感to spiceup anotherwise dullTuesday night.那不是性感是饥渴才对They havethis distant,sexy look.那些饥渴的女人能在最高级的餐厅用餐Thats notsexy,its starvation.我想知道男人何时一致决定Thats starvationinthebest restaurants.只在看到大波霸时长颈鹿才会勃起？Yeah.What Iwanttoknow is,when didallthemen gettogether anddecidehearts;hearts;在某些文化中长胡子的胖女人thattheywould onlyget itup forgiraffes withbig breasts被认为是大美人In somecultures,heavy womenwith mustaches你说那句话时眼睛是在盯着我看吗？are consideredbeautiful.我们得承认我们的文化And yourelooking atme whileyoure sayingthat为美丽树立了不可能的标准We shouldjust admitthatwelive ina culture但男人觉得那是可能的that promotesimpossible standardsof beauty.-是啊-不管我觉得多自在Yeah,except menthink theyrepossible.看到克里斯蒂特林顿我就输了-Yeah.-I justknow nomatter howgood Ifeel aboutmyself我想强迫她吃猪油if Isee ChristyTurlington,I justwanttogive up.那就是我们之间的不同I justwanttotie herdown andforce feedher lard,你在胡说什么？but thatsthe differencebetween youand me.What areyou talkingabout看看你们两个你们很漂亮的r我讨厌我的大腿Look atyou two,yourebeautiful.少来了I hatemy thighs.我看杂志时会不由自主地想着“大腿”Oh,come on!我要你的大腿把我的hearts;hearts下巴给你Icanteven opena magazinewithout thinking,thighs,thighs,thighs.我要你的下巴给你…Well,PH takeyour thighsand raiseyouachin.・什么？•少来了Fil takeyour chinand raiseyoua...我喜欢自己的长相-What-Oh,come on.没错为了它你花大把银子Hey,I happento lovethe wayI look.我不喜欢那样子You should,you paidenough forit.我不相信整型手术Hey,I resentthat.是时间未到Idonot believein plasticsurgery.我觉得很有趣四个如假包换的大美女Well,not yet.被不真实的幻想所恐吓我是说…I findit fascinatingthat four,beautiful,flesh andblood women看看这个could beintimidated bysome unrealfantasy.这真的吓到你们了吗？I meanlook.Look atthis.我讨厌我的大腿Is thisreally intimidatingto anyof you■把鸡肉递过来-那件洋装我也有I hatemy thighs.突然间我感到有兴趣-Pass thechicken.-You know,I havethat dress.如果模特儿能让理性的人Suddenly,Iwasinterested.对自己毫无信心If modelscould causeotherwise rationalindividuals美丽的力量有多大呢？to crumbleintheirpresence,两种男人会爱上美女exactly howpowerful wasbeauty失业的可怜虫There aretwo typesof guysthat fallfor beautifulwomen.以及会立刻陷入爱河的男人Either theyreslimeballs thatare justout toget laid,那真是太可悲了or theyfall inlove withyou instantly.如果你能上穿裙子广告模特儿Ifs pathetic.hearts;hearts;干嘛跟穿裙子的女孩上床Why fuckthe girlinthe skirt,hearts;hearts;长得漂亮是一种力量if youcan fuckthe girlinthead fortheskirt你要什么就有什么Being beautifulis sucha power.什么东西都能够得到You canget whateveryouwant.曾有人请我到阿斯彭度假You canget anything.到巴黎度周末Fvebeenoffered tripsto Aspen,到圣巴尔斯岛过圣诞节weekends inParis,摩托车美酒…Christmas inSt.Barts.模特儿并非没有脑袋A motorcycle,juicer.她们真的有It*s notlike modelsdont havebrains.只不过她们从来不用脑袋They havethem.大部分男人觉得模特儿很笨They justdont needto usethem.但我很有文学素养Most guysjustthinkyoure dumb,我会看书but Imreally veryliterary.我会坐下来一页页地看杂志I read.hearts;hearts;还有潜水装Fil sitdown andIll reada wholemagazine fromcover tocover.帮赫伯瑞兹拍照Some scubagear.为宝格丽的项链作广浩靠我的胸部来赚钱A HerbRitts photo.hearts hearts;我朋友觉得我很肤浅A Bvlgarinecklace.A breastjob.有时我认为他们说得对My friendsthinkImshallow.但在其他的时候我会想“我可是在跟模特儿胡搞”Sometimes Ithinktheyreright.u模特儿没你想像中那么高不可攀Other times,Ithink,Hey,Tm fuckingamodel.跟模特儿胡搞要比跟普通女孩胡搞容易Models arealotlooser thanyou think.因为对她们来说是家常便饭Its wayeasier toscrew amodel thana regulargirl一般人只会在度假时胡搞cause thatswhat theydo allthe time.巴克利是声名狼藉的模特儿狂Its howregular peopleare whentheyre onvacation.也是苏活族的传奇人物之一Barkley,a notoriousmodelizer,他过着舒服的生活wasoneof thoseSoHo wonders但连一幅画都没卖掉who maintaineda fabulouslifestyle,hearts;hearts;很容易就能认识她们吗？despite neverhaving solda singlepainting.没那么容易So youresaying itseasy tomeet themNo,its notso easy.重点是要把她们当成一般女孩看待一看到她们就得发动攻击The trickis,you gottatreat themlike theyreregular girls.然后就没搞头You gottabe ableto rollintoaplace,walk upto thehottest thingthere.r那就跟溜狗一样Otherwise,youre finished.你得拿出勇气来Its kindof likebeing arounddogs.你把她们当成东西看待？You gottashow nofear.对Things Youcall themthings她们是东西Yeah.她们是美丽的东西Well,they arethings.。