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欲望城市(性爱专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问)“变幻人生”hearts;hearts;跟新对象约会时一切看起来都是那么地新奇何况我的交往对象Whenyouredatingsomeone new,是个外国人everythingcanseemforeign.我的俄国情人带我环游世界Especiallywhenyouredatingsomeone阿斯foreign.hearts;hearts;托利亚的希腊餐厅…MyRussianhadbeentakingmearoundtheworld.布朗克斯的意大利菜...GreeceinAstoria...今晚是西街的韩国餐厅ItalyintheBronx...32你看起来…TonightitwasKorea...onWest32ndstreet.谢谢Wow,youlook...今晚我们要去哪里?Why,thankyou.一个非常新奇的地方So...wheretotonight真的吗?Very,veryexoticplace.我已打了预防针-Really-Mm-hmm.很好Well,justsoyouknow,Imfullyvaccinated.我们要搭计程车吗?Good,good.我从来没去过这个神秘的地方Soshould wegetacab但我想走路应该就能到Ihavenotbeentothismysteriousplacebefore,我很好奇继续说butIbelievewecanwalk.转身我们要到你家Imintrigued.Continue.Turnaround.Wearegoingtoyourplace.你才没有听我说Okay,Idontknowwhy,butyouarenot listeningtome!你在开玩笑吗?Youarenot listeningtome.我是说“请不要谈你过世的朋友”Areyoukiddingme她叫做苏菲Please donttalkaboutyourfriendwhodied.我要走了HernamewasSophie.你在说什么Imleaving.我们还在喝意大利浓缩咖啡Whatareyoutalkingabout我们不必喝意大利浓缩咖啡了Werehavingespresso.我们根本沟通不了No,werenot havingespresso.坐下把咖啡喝完Wearenot listening.很烫的Sitdown.Finish yourcoffee.我要走了Itshot.对不…Imleaving.我要你别提你朋友的事Excuse...现在我满脑户只想到她Youknow,Iaskedyounottomentionyourfriend.我朋友跟你朋友无关And now,allI canthinkaboutisyourfriend.我觉得你太孩子气了And myfriendhasnothingtodowithyourfriend.我觉得你是个大混蛋Ithinkyouareactinglikeachild.hearts;hearts;或许你该走了And Ithinkyoureactinglikeanasshole.Maybeyoushould gofornow.我已经要走了那是我第一次跟俄国佬吵架Imalreadygoing!hearts;hearts;我不知道是意大利浓缩咖啡ItwasmyfirstfightwiththeRussian.或是吵架的关系And Ididntknowifitwasthestrongespresso那晚我辗转难眠orthestrongwords,天啊buteitherway,not evenmyfeetsleptthatnight.看看你穿着外套的样子Oh,mygoodness!你去逛街了吗?Lookatyouandyourlittlecoat!丹蒂蕾吉白兰地公主过来Did yougoshopping我抱住它了PrincessDandyridge Brandywine,come!天啊好可爱Oh,Igother.谢谢Oh,mygoodness,socute.这只小狗的名字挺吓人的Thankyou.那是它表演时的名字Thatsamightybignameforsuchalittledog.我的天Well,itshershowname.我喜欢狗选美Oh,mygosh.它赢过吗?Ilovedogshows.这只狗吗?它输了两次Hassheeverwon它已经不参加比赛了ThisoneTwo-timeloser.它是两只冠军奇士查理王猎犬的后代Shedoesntshowanymore.3ShewasbredfromtwochampionCavalier KingCharlesSpaniels.但当我准备让她选美时发现她有缺陷不ButwhenI triedtoshowher,itturnsoutshehasadefect.它的一条腿太短了Oh,no.真可惜它非常有天分Yeah,oneofherhindlegsistooshort.但它不是冠军Suchashame.Shehadsomuchpromise.它真的好可爱Shejustisntawinner.我是夏洛特约克登布拉特Well,shesawfullycute,anyway.楚蒂史托克ImCharlotteYork-Goldenblatt.公主够了TrudyStork.好了Allright,Princess.Comeon.Thatsenough.-好了-很高兴能认识你Thatsenough,comeon.我也是再见-There.-Okay,well,nicetomeetyou.再见Nicetomeetyou.Byebye.那一天骑士查理王猎犬遇见上城东区的公主Bye.计程车ThatwasthedayaKingCharlesmetanUpperEastSideprincess.一个上城西区的职业妇女Taxi!要到布鲁克林区看房子And anUpperWestSiderhearts;hearts;hearts;.你要去哪里?-麻烦到布鲁克林区wenttoseeahouseinBrooklyn.我不去布鲁克林区-Whereto-Um...Brooklyn,please.对IdontgotoBrooklyn.Yeah.我也是米兰达想到布鲁克林区找未来NeitherdoI.但她连去都去不了Miranda triedtoseeherfutureinBrooklyn,对butshejustcouldntgetthere.该死…Oh,yeah...天啊你真棒Shit,yeah...该死Oh,God,youregood.什么?Oh,fuck.天啊What我做了…Oh,Jesus.给我吧WhatdoI,uh...那撮头发挺多的Justgiveittome.会痛吗?Man,thatsalotofhair.我真的没事Did thathurt我们刚刚做到哪里了?No,Imfine,really.对不起So...wherewerewe我去冲个澡Imsorry.很明显那晚不只莎曼珊Imgonna takeabath.因为失去感到心痛Apparently,Samanthawasnttheonlyonelosingsomethingthatnight.莎曼珊不会死吧?当然不会她会好起来的Samanthasnotgonna die,right她开始掉头发Ofcourse not,shellbefine.而且时机太不恰当了Herhairstartedfallingout.天啊她开始工作了吗?Atareallybadtime.不但那时她真的“在忙”Oh,God,wassheatwork-不-没错No,butshewasdefinitelydoingajob.她是个斗士她会没事的-No.-Oh,yes,maam.我知道Shesa trooper.Shellbefine.但我的俄国情人说Yeah,Iknow.hearts;hearts1我们都在否认事实ButaccordingtomyRussianfriend,他说了什么?wereallindenial.事情是这样的...Why,whatdoeshesay他说“你朋友可能会死”Well,itwentlikethis...我说不你是混蛋Yourfriendmight die,yeshearts;hearts•那是我们第一次吵架•我了解Uh,no,youreanasshole.这个男人那么浪漫但当他说…-Wehadourfirstfight.-Yeah,Ipickeduponthat.“面对死亡的事实吧”Imean,thisisamanwhoissosensitiveaboutsomuch...我知道他是俄国人天啊Death,dealwithit.hearts;hearts;或许是语言隙碍的关系Iknow hesRussian,butJesus,comeon.Maybeitsthelanguagebarrier.对我来说那是个障碍这就是我的约会对象?Well,itsdefinitelyabarrierforme.我在跟一个会杀老鼠又乐观的男人交往?IsthiswhoImseeing那不是否认Amanwhokillsmiceandoptimism她及早发现她一定会没事的Well,itsnot denial.我们才走了半条街你就说了三次她会没事Theygotitearly.Shesgonna befine.对我也了解那一点Youareawarethatyouvesaid Shellbefinethreetimesinhalfablock.无论如何…惊慌害怕是没有用的Yeah,Ijustpickeduponthattoo.我们的任务是保持乐观And anyway...Howsithelping herifwefreakoutaboutit没错Itisourjobtothinkpositive.你能相信我们真的在聊这件事吗?Exactly.不还有一件事我从来没想过我会这么说Canyoubelievewereactuallyhavingthisconversation史蒂夫要我们搬到布鲁克林No,and heresanotherthing好吧别说了StevewantsustomovetoBrooklyn.我无法接受那种事Okay,stop!我知道我不能搬到布鲁克林区NowthatisinformationIcanthandle.连计程车都拒绝去那里Iknow.IcantmovetoBrooklyn.我跟米兰达的谈话让我真的面对现实Evencabswontgothere.更精确地来说MyconversationwithMiranda broughtmebacktoreality.我面对大家口中所说的生活Ormorespecifically,thepeoplewhowantustoliveinit.这个世界要我们现实一点如果现实就是活在痛苦恐惧中Theworldtellsustogetreal.或是住在布鲁克林区那会发生什么事呢?Butwhathappenswhenlivinginreality如果防御机能让我们渡过难关meanslivinginpain,fear...orBrooklynIfadefensemechanismcangetusthroughthedifficulttimes,生活会有多难呢?或许现实是我们需要否认howbadcanitbe否认是朋友还是敌人?Maybetherealityis,weneeddenial.否认成了夏洛特的好朋友…Denialfriend...orfoe它的地位仅次于哈利Denialhadbecome Charlottesbestfriend...你要去慢跑?nexttoHarry.你在看什么?-Goingforarun-Uh-huh.我在找资料Whatareyoulookingat找什么资料?Justdoingsomeresearch.领养手续Onwhat那是我们的备用计划Adoption.或许我们该去登记Itcould bejustaback-up,yknow知道结果后我们可以做选择Maybeweputourselvesonsomelists你觉得呢?Bythetimeweknowwhatswhat,wellhavesomechoices.那似乎是个好方法Whatdoyouthink-你好楚蒂-你好Thatseemsliketherightthingtodo.你好丹蒂蕾吉-Hi,Trudy.-Oh,hi.我帮你带了礼物来Hi,Dandyridge!是火鸡培根没关系吧?Ibroughtyouapresent.没关系它已经不比赛了Itsturkeybacon.Isthatallright你喜欢吗?Oh,sure.Shesnotashow dog.它真的喜欢你Oh,doyoulikethat谁不喜欢它呢?看看它的脸Well,shereallylovesyou.你应该知道如果只是因为它的表现Oh,whowouldntloveherLookatthatface!不如你意那不表示你应该放弃它Youknow,justbecausesomebody doesntperform对不起thewaythatyouwantthemtodoesntmeanthatyoushouldjustgiveuponthem.我发过誓我不会哭Oh,Imsorry.我试着要怀孕Oh,Iswore Iwouldntcry.但一直无法成功Imtryingtohaveababy,那天由于一只短腿狗的关系anditsjustnotgoingverywell.夏洛特不再否认她的缺点Thatday,thankstoadogwithone shortleg,我不在乎孩子...Charlottestoppeddenyinghershortcomings.或是怀孕的事Idontcareforbabies...谢谢你赶过来orlabs.你在开玩笑吗?这会很好玩Thanksforcoming.岁时我常在购物中心这么做Areyou kiddingmeThisisgonnabefun.16那时我还没有得癌症IusedtodothiswhenIwas16,atthemall.我要参加电影首映会我要表现出最美的一面Withoutthecancerpart.你要真发还是合成假发?Ihaveamoviepremiere,andI needtolooklikemyselfatmymostfabulous.甜心你觉得我会喜欢合成假发吗?Wouldyoulikenaturalhairoracrylic这些是我们最棒的真发Sweetheart,doesitlooklikeIdoacrylic纱希跟美人Theseareourbest naturalhair.不SassyandPrettyMe.好吧Noandno.试试这个Fine.它是马格里特系列Letstrythis.看起来很适合你Itsfrom theRoddyMagreekline.凯莉Thislookslikeyou,hmm我看起来怎么样?-Carrie-Hmm你看起来像佛萝伦丝韩德森How doIlook她的假发太假了YoulooklikeFlorenceHenderson.听着我不想戴着难看的假发走上红地毯FlorenceHendersoninabadwig!你明白吗?Listen,I cantbeontheredcarpetinabadrug.我知道Doyouunderstand这是甜甜Iknow.它非常受欢迎ThisisCandy.我想你没认真在听Shesverypopular.我不想看起来像甜甜Idontthinkyourelistening.我只是看起来像自己IdontwanttolooklikeCandy.小姐这些是假发Ijustwanttolooklikemyself!它们不可能长得像你Maam,thesearewigs.我无法接受Theyrenot evergonnalook exactlylikeyou.我们可以帮你做整理…Well,thatisnot acceptable.别碰我的头Wecould stylethebangs...我为许多得癌症的女.人服务过Donttouchmyhead!我没有得癌症我要参加电影首映会Iveworkedwithmanywomenwithcancer...我不要用妓女名字命名的二流假发Idonthavecancer.Ihaveapremiere!hearts;hearts;我喜欢我的头发And Idontwantsomesecond-ratewignamedafterahooker!这简直是胡扯Myhairismything!凯莉Thisisbullshit!我们要走了Carrie!我好生气Weregoing.我可以应付化疗但掉头发的事情…Imjustsoangry.太沉重了ThechemoIcanhandle,butthishairthing...亲爱的我们会帮你找到更棒的假发itstoomuch.我在到处掉头发Sweetie,wellfindyouabetterwig.每次一起风IhavelefthairalloverManhattan.我得检查自己是不是秃了Everytimethewindblows,只是暂时的头发会长回来的IhavetochecktomakesureImnotbald.在那之前我看起来像病人Itsonlytemporary.Itllgrow back.-我不会跟病人上床因为你不是病人And untilthen,Ihavetolooklikeasickperson.hearts;hearts;-你只是有些运气不好-AndI dontdosickperson.-Becauseyourenot.一个艺术家Youresomeone whohadalittleblipofbadluck,还会做菜Art,shmart.我从来没有用平底锅做过意大利蛤饭Themancancook!抱歉Ihavenevermadetherisottointhefryingpanbefore.我从来没用过我的厨房Imsorry.hearts;我也不经常让客人坐在地上Idontusemykitchen.旁边放着“时尚”杂志And Idontusuallymakemyguestssitonthefloorhearts;通常我会把它们戴在浴缸里hearts;nexttomystackofVogues,而且我家的墙面…whichIordinarilyhideinthetubforcompany.我喜欢你家And thewallsare...它非常有你的风格Iloveyourhouse.既小又没有艺术品味?Itssoyou.不既温暖又可爱Smalland artless你没事吧?No,warmand lovely.我的脚都麻了-Ooh.-Areyouokay我们来喝意大利浓缩咖啡Myfootsleeps.太棒了在哪里?Well,now wellhaveespresso.Ooh,great.Where我没有意大利浓缩咖啡机你说你是个作家?Idonthaveanespressomachine.我之前买的即溶咖期还行剩余And youcallyourselfawriter,yeah但你一定不会喜欢hearts;hearts;现在都过去了如果它不会过去呢?Well,Imayhaveanold MisterCoffeeone-cup,andnow itsover.会的Whatifitsnot over一定会的Itsover.如果癌细胞又复发呢?Soover.我会死的凯莉Whatifitcomesback而且头发会掉光Icoulddie,Carrie.你不会死Withreallybadhair.凯莉拜托Hey,youarenotgoinganywhere.让我说出我的恐惧Carrie,please.拜托LetmetalkaboutwhatImafraidof.抱持否认态度的我想说“你会没事的”Please.但是我却说…Thedenialpartofmewantedtosay,Youllbe fine.好吧我洗耳恭听Instead,I said...或许我该把头发剃光Okay,Imhere.你会是戴着漂亮耳环的秃头美女Oh,maybe Ishouldjustshaveitalloff.我不想看起来像外星人Yeah,youcouldbeone ofthosefantasticbaldwomenwhosallaboutearrings.IbetternotlooklikefuckingKojak.对癌症Yeah.事实证明…它一点都不好笑Cancer.莎曼珊失控后Turnsout...notsohilarious.她做了唯一的反击AfterSamanthalostcontrol,宝贝shedidtheonlythingsheknewtogetitback.你来这里做什么?Babe.我收到你的留言Whatareyoudoinghere你为什么说不参加我的首映会?IgotyourBlackBerrymessage.我非常忙Whatdoyoumeanyourenot comingtomypremiere我正在理头发Imverybusy.它非常可怕你一定不敢看的Imshavingmyhead,allright谁说我不敢的?And itsscary,and awful,andyoucanthandleit.你之前被几根头发吓坏了WhosaysIcanthandle it-你也是-你还阳痿了Youfreakedoutafterjustafewlittlehairs.那种事总会发生的-Youfreakedouttoo.-Youlostyourhard-on.我要留在这里陪你Shithappens.听着这件事很可怕你一直都很体贴Letmebehereforyou.但你没办法了解我的感觉Listen,thisisveryintense,andyourebeingverysweet,你在做什么?butthereisnowaythatyoucanrelatetowhatImgoingthrough.Whatareyoudoing你不能这样你就是靠头发吃饭的No,youcant!别说话我正在忙Yourhairsyourthing!我剃光头发之后就帮你剃Chillout.Imbusy.那晚史密斯帮莎曼珊And whenImdonecue-ballinghere.Immoving rightovertoyou.理了她一生中最满意的发型Thatnight,Smithgave Samanthatheverybesthead隔天米兰达忍受着第一次化为普通人的经验ofherlife.坏了hearts;nThenext day,Miranda enduredherfirstout-of-borough experience.你是说“布鲁克林”Broken...我来告诉你我们该怎么整修房子我们可以把柜子打掉做成餐厅Youmean,Brooklyn...Brooklyn.hearts;Here,我们不必睡在里面letme showyouwhatwecoulddo.Wetearouttheseclosets.Wemakethisthediningroom.整理好壁炉Whichwewouldnthavetosleep in.朋友来拜访我们时可以坐在壁炉边喝啤酒…我们的朋友不会来布Openupthisfireplace.Imagineallofourfriendsoverhere,鲁克林thefiresgoing,havingsomebeers...但继续说吧米兰达…NoneofourfriendsarecomingtoBrooklyn,butcontinue.这已经由不得你喜不喜欢布莱迪会越来越大感Miranda...谢上帝看看这间房子rthisisntjustaboutyouanymore.Bradyisonlygonnagetbigger,God willing.hearts;为了我们你我布莱迪史考特胖胖...And lookatallthisspace.好好看看这个地方Youoweittoallofus,you,me,Brady,Scout,Fatty...toreally我们是一家人lookatthisplace.天啊Wereafamily.我结婚了Oh,myGod.这就是现实Immarried.And thatwasthereality.我要带布莱迪跟狗到外面去你决定后再跟我谈ImgonnatakeBradyandthedogoutside.来吧我们到后院去Youletmeknow whatyouthink.我们来追狗玩Comeon,letsgooutback.(欢迎光临布鲁克林美国优质住宅区)Letschasethedog!那天米兰达无法否认什么事对她的家人最好hearts;hearts;你觉得呢?Thatday,Mirandacouldntdenywhatwasbestforherfamily.我们很有兴趣但我想带设计师来看看So,whatdoyouthink我要跟你订契约Wereveryinterested,butIllwanttobringinanengineer.如果壁炉不能用你得换新的Idrequirealongescrow就这样她开始跟房东谈判她的未来andifthefurnaceisntuptocode,Illneeditreplaced.hearts;这是个重要的夜晚And so,shenegotiatedherwayintoherfuture.所有的纽约客都来看葛斯范桑的电影Itsa bignighthere.(葛斯范桑加州尼都)AllofNewYorkishereforGusVanSantsfilm.莎曼珊了解她无法否认罹患癌症的事她永远都无法恢复以前的模样…And Samantharealizedshecouldntdenycancer.所以那晚她决定扮成莉儿金Shewould neverbeexactlywhoshewasagain...史托克小姐送来了一件特别快递sofor thatnight,shedecidedtobeLilKim.(你比我更能够给它一个温暖的家)Itwasa veryspecialdelivery...from MissStork.我的天啊、白,、j谢谢Oh,mygoodness!4它是只八磅两盎司的小母狗Thankyou!天啊你饿了吗?宝贝Itwasa girl.Eight pounds,twoounces.谁来了?Oh,mygoodness.Hello!Areyouhungry,precious它是个礼物它能留下来吗?Whoisthat如果它能让你如此开心Shesapresent.Canwekeepher我们当然要留下它Anythingthatmakesyousmilelikethat它叫什么名字?Wedbecrazynot to.丹蒂蕾吉白兰地公主Whatshername我根本念不出来你得帮它改名字PrincessDandyridgeBrandywine.我们该叫你什么呢?宝贝Oh,thatsimpossible.Yougottachangeit.谁是全世界最漂亮的女孩?Oh,whatshouldwenameyou,prettygirl伊丽莎白泰勒Whostheprettiestgirlintheworld伊丽莎白泰勒葛登布拉特ElizabethTaylor!那天伊丽莎白泰勒ElizabethTaylor-Goldenblatt!搬到哈利跟夏洛特的家ThatwasthedayElizabethTaylor然后有个不速之客跑到了我家movedinwithHarryandCharlotte.我的天And somethingfarlessglamorousmoved inwithme.现在它会待在隔壁的漂亮公寓Oh,myGod!hearts;hearts;谢谢Hewillstayatthefancyneighborsnow.我以为你再也不会跟我联络Thanks.IdidntthinkIwould hearfromyou.我很难过我要你别说话Iwasupset.听我把话说完不要再打断我Now,you know,Ineedyoutonot talk莎曼珊是我的朋友sothatI cansaythiswithoutyouconfusingme.她是…我的家人我爱的人Samanthaismyfriend.她会没事的因为她一定要没事Shes...myfamily,myinsides.她对我就是那么重要Shewillbefine,becauseshehastobefine.所以你说她可能无法康复…Thatshowimportantsheistome.我真的So,foryoutosaythatshemaynotbe,just...很痛心itfeelsvery...我不希望是那样的hurtful.听我解释And reallyunnecessary.我过世的朋友...Letmeexplain.天啊Uh...myfriendwhodied...等一下Oh,myGod!她过世的时候我很讶异Wait.那种心痛…Whenshedied,Iwassurprised.我不希望你跟我一样毫无准备地面对痛苦Theamount ofpain...你可以直接说Ididntwantyoutobesurprised,likeIwas.我们是不一样的人Well,youcouldve justsaidthat没错Wearedifferent.我希望我的爱情世界不要因为现实变得苦涩Yes,weare.谁是作家看起来非常明显Ineedmyrelationshipwithalittlebitof milk.你的朋友会没事的Itisclearwhoisthewriterhere,huh谢谢Yourfriendwillbefine.关于苏菲的事我非常遗憾Thankyou.谢谢And ImsorryaboutSophie.那晚我们第一次有相同的感觉Thankyou.Thatnight,forthefirsttime,wespokethesamelanguage.莎曼珊努力活下来我跟俄国佬重拾旧好SowhileSamanthaslife很明显我们所熟悉的米兰达的生活hearts;hearts;方式结束了andmylifewiththeRussianwouldcontinue,我不想提布鲁克林更何况住在那里itwasclearthatMirandaslifeasweknewit...wasover.你们会来看我吧?Brooklyn.Icantevensayit,letalone liveinit.这才是否认Youllallcomevisit,right别说了我们都会去吧?Ooh-hoo,talkaboutdenial.我不会Stop.Wellallcome,wontwe我得了癌症Well,Iwont.你要拿癌症当挡箭牌多久?Ihavecancer.How longareyougonnaplaythatcancercard直到你搬回来为止搭地铁就能到了Aslongasittakesforyoutomoveback.它得穿过河底太不安全了Butitsjustasubwayrideaway!再来一杯曼哈顿?Asubwaythatgoesunderwater.Thatsnotnormal!拜托给我们四杯AnotherManhattan当晚米兰达决定多喝几杯曼哈顿Oh,please,forallofus.你记得我在街住过的那间恐怖公寓吗?Thatnight,MirandawasdeterminedtodrinkinasmuchManhattanasshe could.17hearts;hcarts;那间有水虫的公寓DoyourememberthatawfulapartmentthatIhadon17thstreethearts;hearts;你在河滨路的工作室呢?Theone withthewaterbugs我把它封死了Whataboutyourhorrifying studiosubletonRiversideDrive我也租过一些烂公寓-Oh,Iblockedit.-Man!hearts;hearts;为什么我觉得住在曼哈顿很棒呢?Ihavehadsomereallyshittyapartmentshere.因为它真的很棒WhydoIthinklivinginManhattanissofantastic酒来了Becauseitis.谢谢Herewego.否认我们的生活没有改变太孩子气了-Ah!-Thankyou.但今晚Itwould bechildishofustodenythatourliveswerentchanging.我们哪里都不去好友齐宋一堂Butforthisnight,noneofusweregoing anywhere.喝杯好喝的曼哈顿ThatsthethingaboutreallygoodfriendsandareallygreatManhattan.rbut,uh,don tholdyourbreath.我的天啊好吧我们出去喝咖啡Oh,myGod!好吧Okay,wegoout.那只老鼠死了Oh,okay.是一只老鼠Oh,thatmouseisdead,wow.你不会希望家里有那种东西Itwasa rodent.或许它是刚好经过Youdontwantthisinyourhouse想到隔壁的漂亮公寓法Well,maybe hewasjustcrossingthroughhearts;hearts你在否认事实togettothemuchnicerapartmentnext door.看到一只老鼠代表还有更多Youcallthisdenial.我们出去吧Wherethereisone,therewillbemore.至少它不在我常用的房间里Yeah,weregoingout.hearts;譬如我的衣物间Atleastitdidnthappeninaroom Iactuallyuse,太好笑了likemycloset.隔天早上我们决定GoodHumorme.用我们的欢声笑语将莎曼珊的化疗疗程Thenext morning,weweredetermined变得跟鸡尾酒会一样touseourgoodhumorstomakeSamanthaschemolounge快看米兰达吸冰棒的样子ascloseaspossible toacocktaillounge.史蒂夫真幸运LookatMirandaworkingMr.Grapethere.莎曼珊Stevewasoneluckyguy.你们玩得很开心Samantha!没错得癌症是件趣事Well,youguys arehavingagoodtime.你们都跟莎曼珊一样风趣?Youbet.Cancerishilarious.-我们努力那公做-我是她最喜欢的病人AreallyouasfunasSamantha亲爱的你嘴巴会痛吗?-Wetry.-Imherfavoritepatient.不会Anymouthsores,sweetie很好继续吃冰棒吧Nope.莎曼珊你太棒了Great,justkeepupthePopsicles.没错Samantha,Ihavetosay,youareamazing.如果你喜欢我做化疗的样子Iam.等着看我出席史密斯的首映会我会换上性感礼服跟漂亮鞋子And ifyoulovemeinchemo,waittillyouseemeatSmithsmoviepremiere.打败癌症在红毯上大放光芒Imgettingahotdress,fantasticshoes.敬大家Imgoingtokickcancerand thatredcarpetsass.敬大家-Hear!Hear!-Mm!完全出乎我意想之外-Hear!Hear!-Woo!那里有苏丹式躺椅录影带跟冰棒Itsnot atallwhatIexpected.加上推盘游戏这里跟迈阿密假期差不多TheyhavetheseBarcaloungers,and videos,and Popsicles.就是这里Youthrowinshuffleboard,itdbeavacationinMiami.稍晚俄国人带我到一个Ah,heretheyare.我从来没去过的地方…hearts;hearts;Later,theRussiantookmesomewhereelseIdneverbeenbefore...厨房用具部hearts;她看起来不像生病了thekitchensuppliesdepartment.但她真的有病吧?Shedoesntevenlooksick.没错但她会好起来的Butshe issick,yes我有个朋友得了乳腺癌Well,shewas,butshesgonnabefine.她过世了Ihadafriendwhohadbreastcancer.我想这个很适合你Shedied.我们在逛厨房用具的时候有人在厨房听到意外消息、…Ithinkthisone isyou.hearts;hearts;你好Fromkitchensuppliestoakitchensurprise...史坦纳医生...Hello都没有吗?Oh,hi,DoctorSteiner...我当然了解Noneofthem谢谢你在星期六打电话来Sure,Iunderstand.hearts;hearts;再见ThanksforcallingonaSaturday.我的卵子都没有着床Bye.宝贝Noneofmyeggswereviable.又失败了Aw,baby.你打算怎么办?Again.再试一次试管婴儿胚胎植入Whatdoyouwanttodo你确定?TryIVF again.Yousure我们试过两次了我很确定Wevealreadytriedittwice.一定会成功的Yeah,Imsure.我是说我们非成功不可Itllwork.-你没事吧?-没事Imean,ithasto.我要去慢跑-Youokay-Yeah.高中时夏洛特是最受欢迎的学生Imgonnagoforarun.田径队队长以及课代表她事事如意…Inhighschool,Charlottewasvotedmost popular...headofthetrackteam,andclasspresident.就是生不出孩子Shehadwoneverything...与此同时在纽约的另一端exceptthebabyrace.一对夫妻为了孩子伤脑筋他们把卧室让给宝宝等一下我们Meanwhile,acrosstown,acouple whohadwonthe看过这一间babyrace,hadlosttheirbedroomtotheirbaby.“在中区的迷人两房公寓Wait,wesawthisone!hearts;hearts;hearts;Charming,midtown,two为什么他们不说实话呢?bedroom那是在通风井上的破房子Whydonttheysaywhatitreallyis hearts;Crack史考特下去houseonanairshaft.听我说Scout,off,off!这在我们的预算内三房Hey,listentothisone.我要去穿鞋子了hearts;…有户外空间...Inourpricerange,Threebedroom...我要去拿皮包了…Imputtingmyshoeson.Outdoorspace...还附地下室…Imgettingmybag...是独栋的房广在布鲁克林Finishedbasement...hearts;ItsahouseInBrooklyn.好吧我去脱鞋子我说过报纸「告都是骗人的Okay,shoesareoff.hearts;hearts;那个地方很不错WhatdidItellyouaboutthatsideofthepaper史蒂夫我们不会搬到布鲁克林区WhatItsagoodplace.我属于曼哈顿Steve,werenot movingtoBrooklyn.我只喜欢住在曼哈顿ImaManhattangirl.我住在皇后区但我是个好男人Idontlikeanythingnot Manhattan.去看看吧Hey,ImQueens,andImprettycute.睡在餐厅里还不错Letsjustlookatit我们离厨房很近你让胖胖在洗衣间乱跑?Sleepinginthediningroom isntsobad.我们不必要这东西hearts;Werenearthekitchen.Did隔墙就能听到布莱迪的声音youletFattyoutofthelaundryroom米兰达我们不能再这样下去史考Wedontevenneedthis,wecanhearBradythrough特下去thewall!Miranda,wecantkeepliving likethis!好吧Scout,down!我会去看看Fine.-哇-什么?Illlookatit.咖啡味好浓-Wow.-What难怪你会熬夜工作Thatissome strongcoffee.我喜欢喝这种咖啡Oh,well,nowonderyouworkallnight.我得加点牛奶ThatsthewayIlikeit.那就不是意大利浓缩咖啡了Imgonnaneedalittlemilkinthis.加牛奶会毁了它继续喝Thenitsnotespresso.Milkwillruinit.Justkeepsippingit.你会喜欢的我得跟你谈一件事Youllsee.什么?Ineedtotalktoyouaboutsomething.那一天Yes当我谈到我的朋友…Youknow,theotherday,那个得癌症的女人whenI wastalkingaboutmyfriend...她叫做莎曼珊Theone withcancer.我觉得…HernameisSamantha.你有点不体谅我的感受Ijustfeltlike...我提起她你的第一个反应是youwerentbeingverysensitive aboutmyfeelings.告诉我你朋友的事…Imentioned her,and yourfirstresponse她死了wastotellmeaboutyourfriend...你看吧Whodied,yeah.关于你朋友的事我很遗憾Yes,see,exactly.但我朋友会好起来Imsorryaboutyourfriend.我朋友死了Butmyfriendisgoing tobefine.你乂来了And myfrienddied.不是每个人都会死See,youredoingitagain.那么他们很幸运Noteveryonedies.好吧或许我说得不够清楚Then,theyarelucky.Okay,maybe Imnotbeingveryclear...不你说得够清楚了你不希望你朋友死掉No,youarebeingclear.请你不要再提死字Youdontwantyourfriendtodie.但你得现实一点Please,stop sayingdie.你知道她的确有可能会死掉对吧?Buttoberealistic,不youmustacknowledge thispossibility,yes她及早发现「她是第期No!jhearts;hearts;她正在做化学疗法Theycaughtitearly,itsstage one.她会没事SheshavingtheCadillac ofchemo.你是吓不了我的No,sheisgoingtobe fine.我只是想说我朋友过世时我...And yourscaringmeisnthelping.好吧我不知道你为什么不听我说?AllImsaying,whenmyfrienddied,I...。