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欲望城市(性爱专家凯莉布雷萧)二十岁女孩三十岁女人hearts;hearts;这是关于一对爱侣罗伯与伊莲的故事VS在一个特别炎热的夏季他们在汉普顿租了一栋别堂Thisisastoryaboutalovely couple,RobandElaine,伊莲邀hearts;hearts;请她最好的单身朋友辛蒂和珍娜whorentedahouse,oneespeciallyhotandstickysummerintheHamptons.而罗伯也邀了单身友人艾拉和马修Elaineinvitedherbestsingle friends,Cindyand Janet一起共度美好时光以及分摊过高的房租WhileRobinvitedhissinglefriends,IraandMatthew,hearts;直到有一天这对爱侣起了激烈的争执tosharethegoodtimesand exorbitantrent.伊莲因慢跑时不慎扭伤脚踝提早返家Untilone day,thislovelycouple hadaterriblefight发现罗伯和珍娜一起泛舟whenElaine wentoutforarunandtwistedherankle,辛蒂厌烦马修的白痴笑话以及没完没了的市场经andcamebackearlytofindRobcanoodlingwithJanet.艾拉则hearts;hearts;对伊莲示爱And CindygottiredofMatthewsidioticjokesandincessantmarketchatter.她却试图一笑置之And IratriedtobethereforElaineandconfessedhistruefeelings forher,到了八月情况变得很尴尬whichshetriedtolaugh offasajoke.没人想再回到那个地方ByAugust,itgottothepointwhereeverythingwassoawkward珍娜便在此时打给夏洛特…thatnobodywantedtocomeback.那是栋小巧的三房别墅And thatswhenJanetcalledherfriendCharlotte.hearts;hearts;hearts;正适合八月去度假Itsareallycutethree-bedroom cottage.那屋里充斥求欢被拒的阴影And theyregivingusafantasticdealforthemonthofAugust.我们可以烧鼠尾草Itshauntedwithcheatingboyfriendsandsexualrejection.二十多岁时和女性友人分租房子还说得过去Wecanalwaysburnsage.hearts;hearts;hearts;Hey,sharingahouse withyourgirlfriendsisfineinyour20s,我有个问题Ifitgetsany bigger,Tmgonna havetosaygoodbyetomyhats.岁写回忆录会不会太年轻?-Ihaveaquestion.-Yeah25只要里面没提到乱伦Doyouthinkthat25istooyoungtowriteapersonalmemoirhearts;hearts;百忧解或狂欢就不会Well,aslongasitdoesntdealwithincest,它探讨性Prozac,orpartying,no.或者应该说是没做爰Well,itdoesdealwithsex.hearts;hearts;它是关于我这年纪的女孩Orrather,nothaving sex.为「婚姻保有处女之身Itsabouthowgirlsmyagehearts;hearts;为了婚姻保有什么?aresavingthemselvesformarriage.贞操Savingwhatformarriage你的意思是你从没和男人上过床?Ourvirginity.没错Areyou seriouslytellingmethatyouve neverhadsexwithaman你认为性是什么?Thatiscorrect.你在暗示我跟莱温斯基一样?Okay,uh,now,whatdoyouconsidersex不Areyou implyingImsomekindofLewinsky我是指口交手淫都不算No!No...-Imnot!hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;我懂了任何费力的事都不算Imtalkingnoblowjobs,nohandjobs.你知道吗?Allright,Igetit,nojobs ofanykind.我想我需要喝杯饮料Youknowwhat我去拿四海为家对吗?IthinkIneedtogetadrink.-对-我记得的Illgetit.Cosmopolitan,right你专栏中写过-Yes.-Iremember.一个岁的处女正帮我去拿四海为家Fromyourcolumn.世代鸿沟从未显得如此深远25hearts;hearts;A25-year-old virginwasgettingmeaCosmopolitan.-嗨-嗨Thegenerationgap hadneverseemedsowide.你读过这本书了吗?-Hi.-Hi.-还没你呢?-还没Haveyouactuallyreadthebook你对作者有何认识?-Uh,no.Have you-Nope,notyet.他的家族有糖尿病遗传Doyouknowanythingabouttheauthor而他左股骨上了夹板Yeah,hisfamilyhasahistoryofdiabetes我是他的医生布莱德米哥andhehasasteelsplint inhisleftfemur.我是凯莉布雷萧Imhisdoctor,BradleyMeego.我的医生平常连电话都不打Oh!CarrieBradshaw.hearts;hearts;更别说是来参加新书派对Jeez,mydoctorwontevenmakehousecalls我之前从没参加过letalone attendabookparty.我想这可能会很有趣Yeah,Ivenever beentoonebefore.现在已经超出我的期望了Ithoughtitmightbeinteresting.通常只会有些奶酪饼干Nowitsjustexceededallmyexpectations.连只真正的虾干也没有Yeah,Iknow,generally,itsjustcheeseandcrackers.Youneverseeanactualshrimp.不我是指你等会我很想约你一起喝东西No,Imeantyou.但我要开车去汉普顿Youknow.Idask yououtforadrinkafter,事实上我明天也要去汉普顿butImdrivingstraightfromheretotheHamptons.太好了我可以打电话给你吗Oh,Im...ImactuallygoingouttotheHamptonstomorrow.hearts;hearts;是这样的Well,great.Um,canI callyouthere星期六我跟我朋友会去唐莱海滩Allright,well,youknow what寻找很大的黄色遮阳伞IllbewithmyfriendsSaturdayatTownlineBeach.你可以来打个招呼Abigyellow umbrella.这是为了看我穿泳衣的计谋吗Youcancomebyandsayhelloif youdlike.-这是你的酒小姐-谢谢Isthisjustaploytosee meinmybathingsuit他是布莱德米哥医生她是萝拉-HeresyourCosmo,miss.-Thankyou.万一下雨怎么办?Dr.BradleyMeego,thisisLaurel.要另外定约会吗?Um,so,whatifitrains医生你还真是不屈不挠Dowepickanotherdate,or...好吧除非有急事才打Doctor,you arepersistent.现在我得买卜这本书\Allright,incaseofemergencyonly.hearts;hearts;很高兴认识你Yep,nowImgonna havetobuythebook.你也是Nicemeetingyou.小心开车You,too.Bye.Drivesafe.我的天他真迷人你是在我去吧台时认识他的吗?Oh,myGod,heissuchafox.小姐真有你的Did...didyoujustmeethimwhenIwasatthebar那个星期六炎热又晴朗-Mm-hmm.-Lady,youvegotitgoingon!当我们坐在遮阳伞下时ThatSaturdayturnedouttobehotandsunny.二十多岁的女孩像烤肉般发出嘶嘶声Whilewesatunderourumbrella,请问古铜色皮肤何时又开始流行了?twenty-somethinggirlssizzled onthesandlikerotisseriechickens.把防晒系数的拿给我Excuseme,whendidtanningcomebackinstyle45我不知道有出到这么高系数Hand methe45!你可以待在微波炉中而不灼伤Forty-fiveDidntknowitwentupthathigh.这是夏洛特的但我不认为她会用Youcansitinamicrowaveandnot burn.这不符合她岁的形象ItsCharlottes,butIdontthinkshesgonna beusingit.27她竟然还抹了油Itsnotgood forher27-year-old image.先让她享受吧Sheactuallyputonoil.到时候她看起来便会像个岁的手提包Justletherhaveherfunnow.27我愿意为了夏日恋情甘冒长癌症雀斑之险ComeLabor Day,shesgonna looklikea27-year-old handbag.就在此时Idriskafewprecancerousfrecklesfora summerromance.我夏日恋情的男主角准时出现了And rightthen,黄色遮阳伞今年似乎非常流行mysummer romancemadehisappearance,rightonschedule.嗨Theyellow umbrellasseemtobeverypopularthisyear.莎曼珊米兰达这位是布莱德米哥医生Hey!你是哪一科的医生大夫?Samantha,Miranda,thisisDr.BradleyMeego.什么都看Sowhatkindof adoctorareyou,doctor可以说是万事通Uh,internalmedicine.太棒了那么你能开药方?General,all-purpose kindofthing.你有什么意见?Fabulous!Soyoucanprescribemedication别理她Whatdidyouhaveinmind我要去冲个澡Feelfreetoignoreher.你保证不丢下我?Listen,Imgonna gotakeaquickdip.我保证Now,youpromisenottoditchme,now.他是你在新书派对上认识的?-Ipromise.-Okay.是的Isthattheguyfromthebookparty我得开始阅读了Yeah.他很可爱我只是不太确定有没有兴趣Ivegottostartreading.人长得帅又有礼貌Hescute,ImjustnotreallysureIminterested.在汉普顿有房子擅长理论Good-looking,polite,hearts;house intheHamptons.你知道那定律Itsgoodonpaper.擅长理论的人床上功夫很差劲-Well,youknow therule.-Huh Good擅长理论的男人拥有出色的背景资历onpaper,badinbed.最后你却永远会为了一个骑摩托车Agoodonpaperguy isaguywithgreatcredentials,的浪子离他而去whoyoualwaysend upleavingforsomehotguy海水真是棒呆了whoridesa motorcycleanddoesnthaveacheckingaccount.你们应该下去玩一玩Ah!Thewaterfeelssoawesome.你最好擦一点防晒油Youguysshouldreallygoin.没关系我从来不会晒伤Youbetterputonsomesunscreen,我会Oh,thatsokay,Inever burn.我觉得差不多了Well,Ido.我要去买点东西Infact,I thinkIvehadenoughfortoday.hearts;hearts;你们想要什么吗?Imgonnagogroceryshopping.兰姆酒Youguyswantanything我们可以做长岛冰茶Oh,weshouldgetsomerum.好我爱死长岛冰茶了WecanmakeLongIsland IcedTeas.太棒了Oh,yes.Ilove LongIslandIcedTeas.我在一家很热门的餐厅Excellent!订了今晚的餐位SoItookaleapoffaithandmadereservations我很想去atone ofthoseimpossibletogetintorestaurantsfortonight.但我不能就这样丢下我的朋友Oh,wow,Idloveto,其实这并不是邀请Ijust,Icantabandonmyfriends.我只是随口提起Well,actually,thatwasntaninvitation.开玩笑的Itwasjustrestaurantchit-chat.那晚餐之后呢?-Imkidding.-Oh.我们可以回房子在阳台上坐坐How aboutafterdinnerhearts;我不知道Igotagreatlittlehouse.Acutelittle porchwecansiton.Oh,Idontknow.好吧这个周末我打你的紧急电如何?紧急状况是我猜我会开始想你Okay,then,howaboutifIjustcallyour hearts;®hearts;好你当然可以这么做incaseofemergencynumberthisweekend.浪漫殷勤TheemergencybeingIthinkImgonnamiss you.加上他在公路南方拥有的房子Yes,youcandefinitelydothat这个擅长理论的男人正从纸上一跃而出Romantic,polite,hearts;and hisveryownhouse那天下午我们从海滩返回别southofthehighway.墅时感觉仿佛Mygood onpaperguywasjumpingrightoffthepage.又是岁般年轻连米兰达心情都很好hearts;hearts;Laterthatafternoon,wecamebackfrom thebeach我刚从市场回来29rested,rejuvenated,feelingalmost29again.EvenMiranda wasingoodspirits.晚餐有新鲜的玉米和海产Hey,guys,Ijustgotbackfromthemarket.不过你的崇拜者不能留下来凯莉我只准备了四人份Freshcornand seafoodfordinner.Except,Carrie,yourgroupiecantstay.她在这里?她问太多问题了Ionlygotenoughforthefourofus.我让她去你房间Sheshere谢了Yeah,shewasasking toomanyinanequestions.hearts;Isentheruptoyourroom.-对不起-我得去冲个澡Oh,thanks.把身上的沙冲干净-Sorry.-So,I havegottogoshower,然后就去帮你Imallitchyinmybathingsuitfromthesand.慢慢来-And thenImgonnahelpya.-Okay.莎曼珊那封信是你的Takeyourtime.我的天Samantha,thatcameforyou.怎么了?Oh,myGod!明晚是汉普顿的土风舞晚会Whatswrong由妮娜公关公司举办ItsfortheHamptonshoedowntomorrow night.一夜之间莎曼珊的前G hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;助理And theeventisbeingrunbyNinaG.PublicRelations.NinaGJOvernight,Samanthasex-assistant,NinaGrabowski,便将自己重新塑造成为妮娜G她用我的通讯录制作宾客名单hadreinventedherselfasNinaG.I wasupforthatjob.hearts;hearts;当莎曼珊被她的手下狠狠摆了一道And nowshesusingmyRolodextoputtogethertheguestlist.我的门徒正给我女王般的待遇WhileSamanthawasgettingfuckedroyallybyherprotege,不是我不想跟男人上床minewasgivingme theroyaltreatment.hearts;hearts;我只是觉得以前的女人ItsnotthatIdontwanna havesexwithmen,贬低了性的价值因此它甚至不再特别了Ijustfeellikethesepreviousgenerationsofwomen我岁那年夏天havedevaluedsextothepointwhereitsnotevenspecialanymore.我读了每本杰姬柯林斯的作品15Onesummer,whenIwas15,当时我在想“这应该是惊人的吗?”Ireadeverything JackieCollinseverwrote.“对每个经过的性感男人搔首弄姿?”And IthoughttomyselCWhocaresImean,isthissupposed tobeshocking,你到底喜欢我专栏哪一点?waggingonespussyateverygood-lookingstudwhowalksby我肚子上有个虱子我弄不掉Please.And,whatisityoulikeaboutmycolumn会痛吗?Ihavea,atinytickonmystomach,andIcantgetitoff.不但会痒Ew.Doesithurt我的天那不是虱子No,butititches.那是什么?Oh,myGod,thatisnot atick.都是可恶的床单害的Well,well,whatisit我的天好恶心Well,theregoourshittysheets.Oh,myGod,itssodisgusting.她要去哪里?去药房Wheresshegoinghearts;夏洛特真的回到二十几岁了Tothedrugstore.她身上有阴虱Charlottereallyisinher20s.当晚我打给米哥医生Shesgotcrabs.我想这算是紧急情况Thatnight,IcalledDr.Meego.我大学时长过一次阴虱Ifigureditwasanemergency.害我一辈子留下疤痕Ijust,Ihavethisthingaboutcrabs.1hadthemonce incollege,我得等床单和毛巾都烧掉andtheexperiencescarredmeforlife.才能回去So,Ireally,IdontthinkIcangobacktothathouse untilthemattressesaresanitized我很高兴你想到了我andthesheetsand towelsareburned.我很乐意为你朋友开一点杀菌药No,im...Imflatteredyouthoughtofme.没事的Idbehappytoprescribeyourfriendsomeindustrialstrengthpubicide.我想她能照顾自己No,thatsallright,干杯Ithinkshe cantakecareofherself.你可能得在这里过夜-Here,cheers.-Cheers.可能不过只是睡觉而已Youmighthavetospend thenighthere,you know.女人总是这么说Imighthaveto,butonlytosleep.灯一关掉Youknow,womenarealways sayingthat,她们就来脱我的睡衣andthen,assoonasthelightsgoout,我保证没有滑稽的玩意儿boom,theyregoingrightformypajamas.我们同床但并未上床Allrighty,1promise,nofunnystuff.hearts;hearts;那感觉好极了Thatnight,weslepttogetherbutwedidntsleeptogether.这是第一件Itwasreallynice.阴虱让感情有所进展的案例And Ibelieveitwasthefirstinstance每年本地的有钱人ofacaseofcrabsmovingarelationshipforward.都会办一个挤满牛仔和鱼子酱的盛大上风舞会Everyyear,one ofthelocalHamptonsbillionaires这是社交季的大事gotdownand dirtyandthrewabighoedownfullofcowboysandcaviar.我们陪莎曼珊出席给予她精神支持Itwastheeventoftheseason.有人不参加我办的派对Wejoined Samanthatolendourmoralsupport.却参加妮娜办的Therearepeople herewhodontevencometomyparties你看看她andtheycametoNinas.来点生腌牛肉干?Lookatheroverthere.我现在真的非常沮丧Beefjerkycarpaccio但到了三十几岁仍如此Iamjustsodepressed rightnow.不会有点可悲吗?就像你是夏令营中最老的孩子一样butIfeellikeinyour30s,她说得有理isntitatinybitpathetic,likebeingtheoldestkidatsummer camp我岁的助理妮娜Shehasapoint.25G夏天在布里治汉普顿和个女孩一起分租房子My25-year-old assistant,NinaGrabowski,18hearts;hearts;hearts;hasa她们得轮班睡觉summershareinBridgehamptonwith18othergirls.要是有艳遇怎么办?Theyhavetosleep inshifts.连做爱也要排班Whatdotheydowhentheymeetsomeonehearts;hearts;慢着Oh,theyfuckinshiftstoo.我不敢相信Holdit,holdit.你们要放弃避暑的大好机会Icantbelieveyou guys再说八月时整个纽约就像死城wouldpass upachancetogetoutofthisswelteringheat.因为人人都去了汉普顿And besides,thecityscompletelydeadduringAugust.或者正塞在去那里的途中ThatsbecauseeveryonesintheHamptons.这或许是最后一个Orstuckintraffictryingtogetthere.我们能自在出游的夏天Butthiscould bethelastsummer明年谁知道呢?thatwecanactuallyallgettogetherand dosomethinglikethis.我们其中一人可能已结婚生子Imean,next year,whoknows我们会终生遗憾最后一个夏天Oneofuscouldbe married,or havekids.未能一起在汉普顿共度And thenwellalwaysregretthatlastsummer夏洛特充满希望的甜蜜语气打动了我们thatwedidntspendtogetherintheHamptons.失陪你要去哪里Excuseme.去恭喜妮娜Hey,whereareyougoing有一天我可能得靠她赏我一口饭吃TocongratulateNina.当莎曼珊出发去向二十多岁的女孩低头Imayneedhertohiremesomeday.夏洛特则准备发动战争WhileSamanthasetouttonegotiatetwenty-somethingdetente,不好意思Charlottepreparedtolaunchafull-outwar.你知道你把阴虱传染给我吗?Excuseme.什么?Doyouknowthatyougave mecrabs你听到了What你凭什么认为是我?Youheardme.那真是太低级了Whatmakesyouthinkitwasme你谎报年龄还不是--样Oh,thatissotacky.昨晚你买啤酒时我看到你的驾照(Yeah,well,soislyingaboutyourage.我没有说hearts;hearts;谎Youknow,Isawyourdriverslicensewhenyouboughtthebeerlast night.是你这么假设我没反驳而已Ididntlie.也许阴虱是我传染给你的Youmadeanassumption,Ididntcontradictit.但你欺骗我Youknow,Imayhavegivenyoucrabs,这严重多了butyoudeceivedme.成熟点吧Thatissomuchworse.你是个接待员没做好份内事就滚吧Growup.妮娜Youareawaitperson.Thatdoesnot meanthatyouwait,itmeansthatyougo!我的天你真的来了Nina!Oh,myGod,youactuallycame.我只是来祝福你好运这是个很棒的派对Ijuststopped bytowishyougood luck.你真好Itsafabulousparty.妮娜我说过Thatisverycool ofyou.我不希望玛莎乘干草卡车她会过敏Nina,Itold you,你能让年轻人一直到点都待在外头吗?IdidntwantMarthaseatednearthehayride.Shesallergic.11还有羊酪已经没了Couldyouplease trytokeeptheyoungpeopleoutuntilafter11:00有人被仙人掌刺到外面有不在宾客名单上的人要进来Ijustwannatellyou,werealloutofcountryfriedgoatcheese,你办事somebodygotstuckwithacactusneedle,能力真差andtherearepeopleoutside withinvitationswhoarenotonthefuckinglist.你太小心眼了Youaretotallycokedout.那是什么?我的天啊那是什么?Youaretotallyjealous.那应该等到午夜才放的WhatisthatOh,myGod!Whatisthat我知道Thatisnotsupposed tohappenuntilmidnight.这是你的问题Iknow!叫他们停下来Thisisyourproblem.不行他们在该死的游艇上Getthemtostop!莎曼珊你能帮我吗?Icant,theyreonafuckingbarge!我需要让大家到外面去Oh,myGod.Samantha,could youhelpme我现在把一切都搞砸了I...I needtogeteverybodyoutside.Imjust,Imtotallyfuckedrightnow.各位外面在放烟火我们往外移动吧hearts;hearts;妮娜Okay,people,fiestafireworks,outside!这是葛瑞格-Oh,Nina!-Yeah我想你们两个将会一见如故ThisisGreg.我发现Ithinkthetwoofyouwould reallyhititoff.二十多岁的女孩所造成的最大威胁Ibegantorealizethen是对她们自己thatthebiggestthreattwenty-somethinggirls posed凯莉我到处找你wastothemselves.你看我有条跟你一样的项链Hey,Carrie,Ivebeenlookingalloverforyou.那很好Hey.Look,Igotone justlikeyours.你要来杯四海为家吗?Oh,wow,thatsgreat.我要去找我的男伴了Youwantme togetyouaCosmopolitan待会见No,no,thatsokay,Imactually,Imgonna gofindmydate.那个在书店认识的男人?ButIllseeyoulater,okay他好帅Thatguyfromthebookstore她们的确烦人却不危险-Oh,myGod,hewassocute!-Oh.只不过是我们年轻时的翻版Annoying,yes,dangerous,no.需要我们的同情甚过一切Theyweresimplyouryouthfuldoppelgangers接着我所坚信的一切马上瓦解whoneededourcompassionmorethananything.是你吗?And theneverythingIsofirmlybelievedwaspromptlyblowntopieces.你怎么会在这里?Isityou我怎么会在这里?Hey,whatareyou,whatareyou doinghere那你又怎么会在这里?WhatamIdoinghere我刚从巴黎回来Whatareyoudoinghere凯莉这是娜塔莎IjustgotbackthisweekfromParis.很高兴认识你Oh,Carrie,thisisNatasha.我听说许多有关你的事Hi,it*sapleasure tomeetyou.是吗?Iveheardsomuchaboutyou.娜塔莎的父母在这里有栋别墅Oh,reallyhearts;hearts;我们只是周末来度假Natashasparentshaveahouse hereinEastHampton.抱歉失陪幸会凯莉Wejustcameupfor theweekend.对不起我只是…有点震惊Excuseme.Itwasnicetomeetyou,Carrie.还有困惑Imsorry,Imjust...alittlestunned here.她是谁?And confused.我本来想打给你Whoisshe她是…Well,I,youknow,Imeanttocallyou.她是我在巴黎认识的女孩Shesagirl...她在欧洲替劳夫罗伦工作ShesthisgirlthatImetinParis.所以你只是从巴黎问来度周末?Sheworksfor RalphLaureninEurope.SoyourejustinfromParisfortheweekend不是巴黎的计划已经告吹No.我…我有打算跟你联络TheParisdealfellthrough.我真的不想在这种情况下遇见你1,uh,Iplannedoncallingyou.世事难料人生无常Icertainlydidntwanttorunintoyoulikethis.我的男伴也在这里…某个地方Well,youcan*tplaneverything.Lifecanbeprettyrandom.他是布莱德米哥医生Imhereona,onadate,too,somewhere.他擅长理论或许跟娜塔莎一样ItsDr.BradleyMeego.好看温柔…Hesgoodon paper,youknow,probablylikeNatasha.她到底几岁?Good-looking,sweet,blah,blahblah.我不知道Sohowold isshe,anyway2627大概吧Idontknow,26,
27.我们在汉普顿或回纽约时再见Somethinglikethat.我保证回城里一定打电话给你Well,IllseeyouintheHamptonsorbackinthecity.hearts;hearts;凯莉
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1.IpromisetocallwhenIgetbackintotown.你还好吧?Carrie不好我刚碰到大人物了Areyou okay他从巴黎回来No,1justranintoBig.交了新的女朋友HesbackfromParis.她岁Hehasanewgirlfriend.26他在哪里?我没看见他Shes
26.我这才明白-WhereisheIdidntsee...-Oh,God.二十多岁的女孩确实很迷人And thenIrealized.直到你看到她身边有个曾令你心碎的男人Twenty-somethinggirlsarejustfabulous,untilyouseeone withthemanwhobrokeyourheart.好吧我加入Charlottessweethopefulnesstouchedsomethinginallofus.我也是Okay,Imin.好吧但我要排晚班Me,too.莎曼珊永远觉得自己还是二十几岁Fine,butIgetthelateshift.直到她看见真正二十几岁的女人Samanthaalwaysfeltlikeshewasinher20s将她打回现实untilthesightofanactualtwenty-something你得尝试一次broughtherbackdowntoearth.屋主是我最好的朋友杰瑞Oh,youhavetotryit.他在南滩也有一,栋房子MybestfriendJerryownsit.hearts;我需要你确认宾客名单HealsoownstheoneinSouthBeach.然后尽快帮我联络理杳强森Ineedyou toproofandconfirmtheguestlist他不是同性恋fortheHetrickMartinbenefitandgetmeRichardJohnson,ASAP.我三个朋友跟他上过床No,heisnotafag.你真下流No,because1happentohavethreefriendshespersonallyfucked.我已经把邀请旨寄给你了Youarenasty.Youare.如果你不喜欢尽管找我算帐Listen,I amsendingyouacar,toand fro,我是说真的马上去办andifyou hateit,Imgonna letyoublowme.艾力克我得挂了Iamserious.Oftnow.有最新消息我再通知你Alec,Ivegottago.我有自己私人的人际关系Illkeepyouposted,okay不准勾搭我的客户I,um...Ihave personalrelationshipsofmyown,youknow.我也要烦脑我的前途Notwithmyclientsyoudont.你的前途就是担任我的助理And Ihavemyowncareertoworryabout.你太单纯Yourcareerisbeingmyassistant.要不是我你哪懂什么东西才热门Youresodeluded.妮娜你似乎不明白Imean,youwouldntevenknowwhatshotifitwasntforme.我们之间有着天壤之别Nina,unfortunately,youdontseemtograsp我当然明白thevastdifferencebetweenus.你站在夜总会门口排队Oh,yes,1do.hearts;hearts;hearts;而我站在电影院门口排队Youstoodinline atStudio
54.那臭丫头大学毕业第一份工作是我给她的Istood inlineatStudio54,themovie!她什么都不懂Igave thatbitchherfirstjoboutofcollege.二十几岁的女孩Shedidntknow afuckingthing!真是不知好歹她们以为自己多了不起Thesegirlsintheir20s,她们不懂我们仍是主流吗?theyresospoiledand ungrateful.Theythinktheyreit.这世界支持她们的错觉Yeah,donttheyrealizewerestillit她还拿走我通讯录的副本No,becausetheworld validatestheirdelusion.我能告她吗?And,shetookacopyofmyRolodex.记得我们二十几岁那时吗?-Doyou thinkIcansue-Um...Excuseme,doyou rememberusinour20s没什么印象给点同情心吧Dimly.唯一比三十几岁单身还惨的事Havealittlecompassion,ladies.就是二十几岁时孤零零一个人Theonlythingworsethanbeingsingleand inyour30sinthiscity去哪里了isbeingsingleand inyour20s.你们差点赶不上巴士Hey!Wherehaveyoubeen它就像开往夏令营的游览车Iwasworriedyou weregoingtomisstheJitney!只不过谁也不理谁自顾自地讲电话TheHamptonsJitneyisjustlikethebustosummercamp,onlyinsteadofsingingsongs,everyone ignoreseachotherhearts;hearts;各位这是葛瑞格andtalksontheircellphones.她们是莎曼珊凯莉和米兰达Everyone,thisisGreg.二十年来葛瑞格每年夏天都去汉普顿ThisisSamantha,Carrie,andMiranda.从我六岁起GreghasbeengoingtotheHamptonseverysummerfor20years.・你算算吧•我算过了SinceIwassix.谢谢-Youdothemath.-Oh,Ihave.别急小姐没必要推挤Thankyou.在车阵中缓慢前进四小时后Ah,ah,ah,easysister.Noneedtopush,huh我们抵达了新住处Fourbumper-to-bumperhourslater,他们说这房子有点简陋wearrivedatournewdigs.hearts;我认为是糟透了Theysaid thisplacewasshabbychic,这些毛巾发霉了Imthinkingitsmuchmore shittychic.整个房子都有霉味Thesetowelsaremildewed.hearts;那不是发霉是砂砾Actually,thiswholehousesmellslikemildew.你们别再冷嘲热讽了好吗?Thatsnotmildew.Itsbeachy.我们能来这里就很幸运了Wouldyouallstopbeing socynical愤世嫉俗Wereluckytobehere.这是我们胜过二十几岁女孩的优势Ah!Cynicism.我高中时就很会挖苦人Now,theresone advantagewehaveovergirlsintheir20s.是谁来了?Iwascynicalinhighschool.是葛瑞格我在巴士上认识的那个帅哥-Whosthat-Hmm.我叫他过来坐一下ItsGreg,thatcuteguy1metontheJitney.如果他问起就说我岁Itoldhimtodrop by.27显然当我们穿越城中隧道来到此地时And ifheasks,hethinksIm
27.夏洛特已穿越了时光隧hearts;hearts;道Evidently,whilewehadtakenthemidtowntunnel,hearts;hearts;快进来Charlottehadtakenthetimetunnel.你们还记得葛瑞格吧?Comeonin.你好葛瑞格YouguysrememberGreg.我和我室友今晚要在Hi,Greg.沙滩办一个盛大的营火派对Hey.Uh,so,listen,uh,meand myhousemates你们都被邀请了arehaving abigbonfiretonightoutatthebeach,太棒了andIjustwantedtotellyouthatyoureallinvited.各位拿去吧Excellent!泡沫好多简直可以在上面滑雪了Hereyougo,ladies.我已经很久没用小酒桶了Itsgotsomuchfoam youcouldskionthehead!我爱年轻小伙子但…Sorry,itsbeenawhilesinceIvepumpedakeg.这里的男人连胸毛都没有Iloveyoungmen,but,comeon,Imean...这对他们的背部是好消息theguyshere,theydontevenhavechesthairyet!抱歉Well,thatsgoodnewsfortheirbacks.真是有趣极了Sorry!我们还要待多久?Okay,thisisreallyfun.天啊How longdowehavetostay我去跟夏洛特说我们要走了Oh,God!二十几岁的女孩非常体贴Allright,Imgonna gotellCharlottewereleaving.当你呕吐时Thatsanotherthingabouttwenty-somethinggirls.Theyreveryconsiderate.她们会帮你把头发捺起来Youcanalwayscountonone ofthem不好意思toholdyourhairbackwhenyouvomit.我的天你是凯莉布雷萧?Excuseme!我叫萝拉哈里斯Oh,myGod,CarrieBradshaw!-Yeah-LaurelHarris.我一定要告诉你我有多崇拜你我每个礼拜都读你的专栏这已经足我的信仰了MayIjusttellyouthatIworshipyou谢谢Ireadyourcolumneveryweek,itslikemyreligion.我在一家出版社当助理Oh,thankyou.但我其实是个作家Iworkasanassistantinapublishing house,也许改天我能把我的文章寄给你看看吗?butImreallyawriter.•当然可以•你不知道能有像你这样的人MaybeIcould sendyousomethingtoreadsometime做我的良师意义有多么重大-Sure.-Youhavenoideawhatthatwouldmeantome.良师…To...tohavesomeone likeyouasmymentor.回城里我能打电话给你吗?Oh,well,mentor.hearts;hearts;我能…我如果能跟你见面…的话就太好了So,couldI callyouupsometimeinthecity当然Itwould...ifIcould justspendsometimewithyou,that...thatwouldbesocool.不过这个夏天我会很忙Uh,ofcourse,VW...我可以帮你跑腿洗衣服uh,Illbelookingataverybusysummer.不需要干仆人的活儿I...I canhelp,Illrunerrands.Illdoyourwash.我把电话号码给你No,no,nomeniallabornecessary.hearts;hearts;hearts;我的天真是太酷了Illjust,um,Illgiveyoumyphone number.谢谢Oh,myGod,thisissocool.隔天米兰达一早起床Oh,thankyou.享受清晨的微风Thenext day,Miranda wokeupearly以及更为必要的独处时光toenjoythecoolmorningbreeze有人在门口呕吐andamuchneededmomentofsolitude.抱歉史黛西和荷莉喝太多酒了Allright,somebodypukedonthedeck.你以为你现在几岁吗?Oh,sorry.StacyandHolly didtoomanyJell-0shots.25早安Whatareyou,25now不岁Goodmorning.27随便No,27!回到城里我纳闷二十多岁的魅力是什么Whatever.气色很好对新奇的体验感到兴奋Thatweek,backinthecity,Iwondered.Whatwastheallureofthe20s不计后果Onone hand,theresgreatskintone,thethrilloffreshexperience,充满无限可能的人生andthesenseofaconsequence-freelife同时住很糟糕的公寓fullofseemingly endlesspossibilities.hearts;hearts;交往没有性经验的男友Whileontheother,therearehorrible apartments,以及穿没有品味的衣服sexuallyinexperiencedmen,我们是否该担心这些年轻的单身女子andembarrassingerrorsinfashionjudgment.对我们的生存造成威胁?Shouldwefearthesefreshlyminted,或者同情她们singlewomenasathreattoourverysurvival幻想即将破灭却一无所知?Orpitythemascluelesshalf-wits二十多岁的女孩abouttogettheirdreamsdashedandillusionsshattered是朋友…还是敌人?Twenty-somethinggirls...那晚身为良师的第一件事Friend...orfoe我带着我年轻的门徒参加一个新书派对And thatevening,inmyfirstactasamentor,我的天Itookmyyoung acolytetoabookparty.我真不敢相信我和凯莉布雷萧一起出现Oh,myGod.够了若我的头继续变大IcantbelieveImoutwithCarrieBradshaw,thisistoocool.我就必须和我的帽子道别Oh,stop,Icanfeelmyheadswelling.。