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欲望城市(性爰专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问)与性何干hearts;hearts;不管你自己认为多么了解纽约这儿总是有新鲜的人事物等待被发掘NewYorkCity.Nomatterhow wellyouthinkyouknowit,这是我跟雷的第二次约会他家在皇后区theresalwayssomewhereorsomeone newtodiscover.然而一口气去三家爵士俱乐部Iwasonmysecond datewithRayKing,wholivedinQueens,让我觉得好像是第四次约会althoughitfeltlikeour second,thirdandfourthdate我不会唱歌但会切菜becausewedbeentothreejazzclubsinonenighthearts;哪里可以学习爵士?Icantsingforshit,butdamn,canIchop.泽西海岸And wheredoesonelearnthisskill-你的家乡吗?-你听JerseyShore.就是这一段节奏-Oh,isthatwhereyourefrom...-Listen.激发我学贝斯的念头Thislickrighthere...天iswhyIwantedtoplaythebass.这里怎么样?Man...老天真是动听How aboutthat再听一次Jesus,thatssweet.你觉得怎么样?Listentothatagain.现在是坦白的好时机How aboutthat我不喜欢爵士Thismight beagoodtimetotellyou...你怎么会这么说呢?Idontlikejazz.哪一Whywould yousaysomethinglikethat种成功的机率大?Wevegotarelationship withoutsexandsexwithoutarelationship.我不禁纳闷…Whichhadabettershot atsurvival先有爱还是先有性?Icouldnthelpbutwonder...那一晚我决定和雷好好聊聊Whatcomesfirst,thechickenorthesex我们在感情方面得加把劲Thatnight,IdecidedtoreallytalktoRay.我是这么计划的Ifiguredweneeded tocatchtherelationshipuptothesex.等一下...Well,thatwastheplan.我问你你上哪一所学校?Wait,waitaminute,wait,wait,wait.到处Iaskedyouaquestion,wheredidyougotoschool城门城门鸡蛋糕三十六把刀Allover.这是我有过最棒的关系Oh,frecklesonthelegs,nothingwrongwiththat.与此同时在女同志之家…Itwasmybest relationshipever.红葡萄酒煮鸡真好吃Meanwhile,overatCasadeLesbo...你会作画会下厨无所不能Thatcoq auvinwasamazing.而你带来了最棒的甜点Youcanpaint,youcancook,youcandoeverything.吃一口Butyoubrought themostincredibledessert.莎曼珊决定既然要当同性恋Takeabite.Samanthadecidedifshewasgoingtobegay,就要当得彻底我在厨房的表现或许不好shedbegayalltheway.但是我在卧室的表现没话说hearts;Imightnotbe muchinthekitchen,莎曼珊butImmore thanenoughinthebedroom.这样我没有感觉Samantha.这是莎曼珊从没听过的一句话Itsnotreallyworkingforme.亲爱的从来没有男人跟我抱怨过ItwasaphraseSamanthahadneverheardinbedbefore.男人…Well,honey,Ivenevergottenanycomplaintsfromthemen.我要你看着我…Well,men...跟我连结在一起Iwantyoutolookatme...这是做爱Connectwithme.hearts;hearts;不是色情电影Thisislovemaking.我要你看清楚我会躺卜.来Itsnotapornoflick.我要你看着我的“葡赛塔”Iwanttoshowyou.Imgonna laydown葡萄牙文的‘阴部andIwantyoutolookatmyboceta.hearts;hearts;与此同时拒绝上床迎接巧克力的米兰达ThatsaPortuguesewordforpussy.hearts;hearts;虽然很想要七个蛋糕Meanwhile,Miranda,stilloffsexandonchocolate,却只能点一个couldntbringherselftoordertheseveneclairsshereallywanted.我要一个蛋糕So,sheasked forjustone.你推荐哪一种?Onecake...Please.这个特制罗浮巧克力蛋糕Whichdoyourecommend-我要了-一共是块半IdgowiththeLouvre.MonsieurPayardssignaturechocolate cake.74块半美金-Sold.-Okay,thatllbe$
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50.74是的Asin74dollarsand50cents米兰达发现她没有那么想要那个蛋糕Yes.尤其是五块钱就可以拥有一个Miranda decidedshedidntneedacakethatbadly...每个女孩偶尔都要宠爱自己Especiallywhenshecouldmakeone forunderfivedollars.崔我坐到鸭子了Everyonce inawhile,agirlhastoindulge herself.什么?抱歉Trey,Imonthemallard!他没有要我搬回去Sorry.我们在屋子里到处做爰早晨起来之后Hestillhasntaskedmetomove backin.我像妓hearts;hearts;女般搭计程车回家Wemakeloveallovertheapartment,andtheninthemorninghearts;hearts;你不能要求吗?IgetupandgetinacabandgohomejustlikeaParkAvenuehooker!不行他的帆正扬起Cantyoubringitup我不想吓坏他No!Wefinallygotthepenisworking,我为什么不能同时拥有性和感情?Idontwanttoscareit.-什么这两件事不能同时出现?-你难住我WhycantIhavetherelationshipand thesexr我想点单了我们的女同志怎么还没到?-Whyisitone ortheother-Yougotme.听着她来了之后Iwanna order.Wheresthelesbiandujour我们要关心一下她的感情事Oh,listen,youguys,whenshegetshere,wehavetotalkaboutherrelationship.上次我们没有认真看待这件事她已经有点生气了拜托那才不是感情Shewaskind ofmadwedidnttakeitseriouslylasttime.她只是要刺激我们Oh,please.Sheisnthavingarelationship.hearts;hearts;我不确定Shesjustdoingthistobugus.但是她们还没上床Idontknow.hearts;hearts;她希望要很特别Theyhaventevenhadsexyet.•真的?-真的Shesaid shewantsittobespecial.我们应该表示支持-Really-Yeah.这可是莎曼珊长久以来最健康的一件事Well,thenweshould besupportive.有人要跟我分巧克力布丁吗?ThisisthehealthiestthingSamanthasdoneinalongtime.早安各位Doesanybody wanttosplitthechocolatepudding早安Morning,ladies.谈谈你的感情事Morning!Hi!你和玛莉亚进展得如何了Tellusaboutyourrelationship.你们知道吗How iseverythinggoingwithMaria当阴道肿胀时Well,didyouknow可以像拳头一样大吗?hearts;hearts;thatwhenavagina getsengorged,真是个奇异的孔穴itexpandstothesize ofafist她们上床TItslikeafabulouscave.hearts;hearts;Iguesstheyvehadsex.-显而易见•我们那里有三个洞好吧不要说你们的事-Apparentlyso.-Andwehavethreeholesdownthere.r还有更美好的连老二都到不了的地方Okay,stop talkingaboutyourrelationship.有些老二其实还是可以的Butitsfascinating!Thereareplacesadickjustcantgo.拜托玛莉亚就像有十根老二Oh,some dicksmanagejustfine.顺带一提是你开后话题的Please,Mariahastendicks.抱歉Fortherecord,youstartedthis.但是手指并不算老二Iamsorry,比较像是三分之一的老二butafinger isnotadick.所以准确的说玛莉亚只有三又三分之一根Yes,afingerismorelikeathirdofadick,我可以告诉你们sotechnically,Mariaonlyhasthreeand athirddicks.这样•・・Icantellyourightnow,跟这样可不一样this...好吧不要比了isnotthesame asthis...我只能说尺寸不是问题Okay,putthataway.你是怎么了?Imjustsaying,sizehasnothing todowithit.我正在受教育Whatshappeningtoyou我只需要去了解Imgettinganeducation.伟大的“葡赛塔”NotonlydoInow knoweverythingthereistoknowaboutthegloriousboceta.葡萄牙文的“阴道hearts;hearts;菊赛塔她阴道我们不要再谈这个了ThatsPortugueseforpussy.hearts;hearts;最重要的是…Boceta,schmagina,letscallthewhole thingoff.玛莉亚教会我如何跟她相连结Themostimportant thing...这不只是动物的行为,・・...isthatMariahastaughtmehowtoconnectduringsex.而是两个人做爱做的事Itsnotjustsomeanimaact...hearts;hearts;我还没决定穿哪一件Itsabouttwopeoplemakinglove.蓝还是红我不知道进来-Icouldntpickashirt.-Oh.我帮你调杯玛格丽特Red,blue,Ididntknow.Come onin.看我买「什么-Immakingmargaritas.-Hey!hearts;hearts;第一张爵士唱片LookwhatIboughttoday.你一定要听听这个Myfirstjazz CD.等一下雷No.Yougottahearthatonvinyl.山…Wait,Ray.雷停下来Ray,Ray...不要放音乐Ray!Ray,stop.不要急不要切菜不要调酒不要…Dontplayanything.我们…Dontscat,dontchop,dontblend,dont...我们可以坐下来聊一会儿吗?Couldwe...非得聊天不可CouldwejustsitandtalkforawhileOh,thegottatalkgirl,gottatalk,gottatalk.你在想“我们可以进展到什么地步?”我不是那种女孩…Whatareyou thinkingWhereisthisgoing我只是想跟你聊聊No,Imnot thatgirl,Imnot,um...就是聊聊而已Imnotanygirl,Ijustwanttotalk.比如...你的家乡在哪里?你曾经提过泽西海岸Youknow,talk...没错我在那里待过几个夏天Like...WhereareyoufromYousaid somethingabouttheJerseyShore.我当时在海岸工作Yeah,yeah,yeah,Ispentacouple summersthere.还和朋友们去玩过飞镖射击Used toworkontheboardwalk.-在泽西海岸?-在纽约北部TherewasthisskeetshootingplaceIusedtogotowithmybuddies.拉弓-Um,ontheJerseyShore-UpstateNewYork.College.这个城市为什么没有飞镖?And,pull!我爱死飞镖Man,whynoskeetinthecityr我应该在纽约市开一家俱乐部Ilovetheskeet你上一次吃罐头玉米是什么时候?Ishouldopenone inNewYork,maybe sellaclub.感觉很好吃你饿吗?Cannedcorn,whenwasthelast timeyouhadcannedcornr不饿因为…Thatsoundsgood rightnow.Youhungry我记得...Well,no,becauseI...我曾在赌城吃过塞满玉米的肉馅派...rememberImet...当雷不停地讲话时Ihadapot pieinVegasonce,loaded withcorn...我突然意识到他不是真的如我想的那般迷人AsRaytalked,他有注意力缺失症Irealizedhewasntspontaneousandunpredictableand thrilling.不能谈心算什么感情?HewasaguywithADD.我必须结束它Whatkindof relationshipcouldIhavewithaguyIcouldnteventalkto喜欢吃派吗?Idhavetoendit.雷?Youlikepies想要演奏我吗?Ray好Wannaplayme总有一天Yeah.与此同时在上城区Eventually.夏洛特给崔最后一次机会Meanwhile,uptown...让他开口请她搬回家CharlottegaveTreyonemorechance我要说了toaskhertomovein.下次我勃起时Uh...Imjustgonna sayit.能不能请你帮我量尺寸?NexttimeImhard,什么?不要wouldyouconsidermeasuringmyJohnThomas我知道这样很幼稚WhatNo!只是我从没见过它这样Iunderstand,itsjuvenile,Iknow.我去洗澡ButIve justneverseenitlikethis.夏洛特向来都不那么重视老二Imtakingashower.现在老二却主宰着她的生活Charlottewasneverawomanwhocaredmuchaboutpenises,算了andnow apeniswasrunningherlife.就在洗澡的同时Forgetit.夏洛特开始激动起来AsCharlottelatheredup,他以为他是谁?shereallystartedtogetlatheredup.他们可是结发夫妻Whodidhethinkhewas她为什么要忍受这样的噩梦?Hewasherhusband,and shewashiswife.hearts;我受够嫁给你的老二了WhatthehellwasgoingoninthisUpperEastSidenightmare我是个人Imtiredofbeingmarriedtoyour penis!Iamaperson这应该是段感情我不要再这样小心翼翼了andthisissupposedtobearelationship!不要在它面前谈搬回来的事And Iamdonewalkingoneggshells!它可能会软掉Oh,donttalkaboutmovingininfrontofthepenis它喜欢这样不喜欢那样causeitmightgosoft.现在它又想要量尺寸Thepenislikesthisand thepenisdoesntlikethat!-我只是想想而已-不如这样吧And thepeniswantstobemeasured!托!我的婚姻丢抻.吧-Itwasjustathought.-Well,heresanotherthought!41夏洛特不要走Youcanshovethismarriageupyourass!不我要回到我租的公寓Charlotte,dontgo.祝你和你的老二有hearts;hearts;个愉快的夜晚No,ImgoinghometomyownapartmentwhereIhavealease.与此同时米兰达开始厌倦自己了Ihopethatyouandyourpenishaveaverylovelynight!你好是我请留言Meanwhile,Miranda wasgettingfedupaswell...withherself.我知道你可能忙着Hi,itsme,leave amessage.享受兴奋至极的性爱Iknowyoureprobablybusyhearts;hearts;但我觉得你有必要知道havingmind-blowingsexrightnow,你的好朋友米兰达霍布斯butIfeelthatyouneedtoknow刚才从垃圾桶里捡蛋糕来吃yourgoodfriend,Miranda Hobbes,等你到医院看我的时候hasjusttakenapieceofcakeoutofthegarbage andeatenit.Youllprobablyneedthisinformation才不会觉得奇怪当晚米兰达领悟到whenyoucheckmeintotheBettyCrockerClinic.巧克力只是性的替代品Thatnight,Mirandarealized她现在需要巧克力的替代品shedbeenusingchocolate asasubstituteforsex,罢工正式结束andnow sheneededasubstituteforchocolate.hearts;hearts;f太棒了Thestrikewasofficially over.正当她以为她对女人了若指掌Thatsperfect!莎曼珊遭遇了前所未有的经验And justwhenshethoughtshekneweverythingtherewastoknowaboutwomen...这是好是坏?...Samanthacausedtheveryelusivefemaleejaculation.好的不得了Wasthatgood orbad莎曼珊同时拥有感情和性Thatwasverygood.甚至比她预期的要多一点Samanthagottherelationshipand thesex.我想喝水Infact,alittlemore sexthanshedexpected.你呢?我马上回来Iwantsomewater.隔天早上我有了新的想法YouwantsomewaterBerightback.或许雷就像爵士乐Thenextmorning,Iwokeupwithanewthought.与其试着改变他MaybeRaywaslikejazz不如试着欣赏他以及他…andinsteadoftryingtomakehimbe somethingelse,令人神魂颠倒的性Ineededtoletgo,andappreciatehimforwhathewas...trulymind-blowingsex.雷?不幸的是Ray他对我的兴趣Butunfortunately,你不能跟着唱IgotthefeelingRayhadstoppedplayingme没有旋律可言Idunno,youcantfollow it就像这样四处流窜andtheresnomelody.凯莉如果你不能改变它And itsjustlike...Itsallovertheplace.就试着去欣赏它Carrie,yougottastop tryingtomakeitbesomethingelse该死我希望贝斯在我手边andappreciateitforwhatitis.过来你当贝斯Damn,IwishI hadmybass.我应该先加人音乐家协会吧?Comehere,yoube thebass.你什么乐器都能演奏?DontIhavetobeinthemusiciansunionor something说演奏有点勉强Doyouplayallthose instruments我只是练过几个调子厌倦了就换Playsalittlestrong.I,uh,你听贝斯的部分learnafewnotes,I getbored,Imoveon.爵士乐美在…Listentothebass.它有各种可能性Thebeautyofjazz...可以是这样…isthatitcangoanywhere.或这样Itcangofromhere...甚至这样tohere.就在那时候我才开始懂得欣赏Tohere.爵士乐这玩意Itwasrightaboutthattimethat1startedtoappreciate你昨晚做了什么凯莉?alittletypeofmusicwecalljazz.去听爵士乐So,whatdid youdolastnight,Carrie已经转移到其他乐器身上早安女士andmovedontoanotherinstrument.早安Goodmorning,maam.你把东西忘在我的…Morning.忘在公寓You,uh,leftsomethingatmy...hearts;hearts;f夏洛特我想要你搬回来Attheapartment.放弃这间旧公寓Charlotte,Iwantyoutomovebackinhearts;hearts;整晚都不要离开andgetridofthisold apartment.每天在我身边醒来就像我的妻子一样And stayallnighteverynight你真的这么想?And wakeupnexttomeeverymorningandbemywife.真的Youdo我跟我的老二谈过了我们一致同意Yeah.我不想再失去你了Italkeditoverwithmypenisandwebothagree.夏洛特约克•麦克唐纳…♦Idontwanttoloseyouagain.你愿意再嫁给我吗?CharlotteYorkMacDougal...崔麦克唐纳♦Willyou remarrymeYes,TreyMacDougal,我愿意结束一个悲惨的约会之后在回家的路上Iwillremarryyou.我了解到为什么要叫做“神魂颠倒”WalkinghomefromADD,AnotherDatingDisaster,因为肉体上的结合Iworriedthattheresareasontheycallitmind-blowingsex.消灭了精神上的Maybethatkindofphysicalconnection又或许两者不可兼得obliteratesthechanceofanintellectualone.虽然我希望拥有美好的性Ormaybe itspossibletofindboth.但我还是喜欢可以跟着唱的曲子ThatswhatIwashoping,becausegreatsexisgreat,butIstilllikeasongwithamelody Icansingto.爵士乐有什么好玩的?Ilistened tojazz.是这样的Whatissofunnyaboutjazz昨晚我跟雷经历了…Okay,hereitis.我…LastnightwithRay...我有生以来最强烈的高潮Ihad...hearts;hearts;我洗了衣服...themostintenseorgasmof myentirelife.继续说Ah...I didmylaundry.这实在没道理我甚至不太了解他Continue.那是我们第二次约会Itdoesntmakeanysense,Ibarelyknow him.你就跟他上床Weveonlybeenontwodates.hearts;hearts;我们让凯莉说完好吗?And yet,youhadsexwithhim.简直是神魂颠倒Caneveryoneplease letCarrietalkaboutthesex我知道这听起来…Themind-blowingsex.Now...有点古怪但是...Irealizethatthisnextstatement我通常只跟我爱的人makesmea bitofafreak,but,um...才会有高潮Iusuallyhavetobeinlove withsomeonehearts;hearts;这倒是跟他约会的好理由tohavethatkindoforgasm.到底是怎么回事?Youmightwanttosee someoneaboutthat.或许雷就是你的真命天子Whatthehellisgoingon你的阴蒂是这么想的MaybeRayistheone.这或许只是侥幸Yourclitorisseemstothinkso.我明天再试试看Itwasprobablyjustafluke.而我正处于罢状态Imgoing backtomorrowtofindout.hearts;l hearts;什么意思?I,ontheotherhand,amonstrike.我不要有性生活了Whatdoesthatmean这样太消沉了吧亲爱的ItmeansImnothaving anymoresex.一开始可能会消沉Thatsnot astrike,honey,thatsaslump.现在已在控制之下了No,itmighthavestartedasaslump,在情况好转之■前我拒绝发性关系butImincontrolofitnow.有多少人会因hearts hearts;hearts;hearts;此受到影响?Ivemadetheconsciousdecision nottohavesexuntilconditionsimprove.目前只有我一个不过对此我很乐观And howmanypeoplewillbeaffectedbythisstrike我不要再忍受糟糕的约会了Um,sofar,justtheone,butImoptimistic.hearts;我宁可待在家里也不要和Thethingis,I cantgoonanymorebaddates.在网上卖袜子的人约会Iwouldratherbehomealonethanoutwithsome guyhearts;hearts;我正在与人交往whosellssocksontheinternet.一个我真正喜欢的人Well,Imdatingsomeone.真好SomeoneIactuallylike.玛莉亚-Good.-Wow!我的玛莉亚?艺术家玛莉亚?Maria.她现在是我的了我们正在认真交往Maria,Maria,myMariafromthegallery是的我是同性恋Well,shesmyMarianow,werehavinga...relationship.等一下你们在认真交往?Yes,ladies,Ima lesbian.对Waitasecond.Youreinarelationship她来了Yes...Oh...别露出惊讶的表情And shejustwalkedin,玛莉亚so,please getthoselooksoffyourfaces.你认识夏洛特Maria!当姓-Hello.-Youknow Charlotte.这是凯莉和米兰达Oh,yeah,sure.幸会And thisisCarrieandMiranda.幸会-Hi!-Sonicetomeetyou.看得出来你告诉她们了Reallygoodtosee you.这怎么可能?-Isee youtoldthem.-Mm-hmm.你一觉醒来就成了同性恋?-Howdoesthatwork-Ah,ah.我忘了告诉你们我是消防栓Yougotobedonenight,you wakeupthenextmorning,and pootyourealesbian我是鞋子Oh,Iforgottotellyou,Imafirehydrant.我一直想变成鞋子现在我是了Yeah,Imashoe.她不是同性恋只是因为男人被她用光了Ialwayswantedtobeone,and,poofnow Iam.Idontthinkshesalesbian,Ithinkshejustranoutofmen.这样的话应该罢而不是去吃阴部hearts;I hearts;hearts;hearts;你刚才说吃阴部Thenyou goonstrike,youdonteatpussy.hearts;hearts;我只是强调-Ew!-Didyoujustsay...eatpussy最难以相信的是Idid,butjustforemphasis.我今晚有大新闻Youknow,thetrulyamazing thingis我经历了…Ihadthenewstonight.最强烈的高潮Ihadthemostintense...hearts;hearts;神魂颠倒Mind-blowing,Ibelievewastheword.却又略逊莎曼珊一筹...orgasm ofmylife,她们在我的艺廊相遇我是介绍人andSamanthastillmanaged toup-sexme.你是拉皮条的Theymetatmygallery,Iintroducedthem.稍晚受到莎曼珊探索新领域的影响Poof,youreapimp.夏洛特觉得该是征服旧地盘的时候了Laterthatnight,inspiredbySamanthaswillingnesstoexplorenewterritory,她和崔曾在这张床上经历过夫妻之间的大问题Charlottefeltitwastimetoconquersomeold territory.就是这里了Thebed...wheresheand Treyhadsomuchtroubleasmanandwife.好Hereweare.要不要先喝杯酒?Yep.・我很好除非你想…•不我也很好Shouldwehave aglassofwinefirst如果你还没准备好…-Imfine,unlessyou...-No,no,Imokay.停止性生活Ifyoudontfeelready...不代表该停止享受Justbecauseshewasonstrike,米兰达发现了最完美的约会对象.・.didntmeanshehadtodowithout.电视和巧克力蛋镂ThatshowMiranda discoveredtheperfectrelationship...当晚夏洛特和崔的共眠也十分甜美JonStewartandchocolateeclairs.不错吧?Thatnight,CharlotteandTreyenjoyed asweetendingtotheireveningaswell.不错Notbad,huh简直是神魂颠倒Notbad.夏洛特松了一口气Itwasalmostmind-blowing.他们已经征服了卧房Charlottewasrelieved.hearts;她已经准备好要征服其他房间Nowthattheyhadfixedtheirprobleminthebedroom,hearts;所以…shewasreadytomovebackintotheotherroomsaswell.你在想什么?So...我从来不知道我的老二可以这么硬挺Whatareyouthinking我发誓夏洛特我常常觉得它就要发射出去了ImthinkingIvenever seenmyJohnThomassohard.你在想什么?Iswear,Charlotte,attimesIfeltlikeitwasgonna rocketrightoff.我不知道Whatwereyou thinking我应不应该…Idontknow,um...你想不想…ShouldI...我们可不可以…Doyou...再来一次?Arewereadyto...休士顿我们一切都没问题GoagainHouston,wedonthaveaproblem.发射哪位?Three,two,one,blastoff!雷Whoisit上来ItsRay.讨厌Oh,hi,comeonup.你们回家的路上Oh,shit.有没有谈论我?-Hello-So,didyouandthegirls•或许吧-谈了几个街区?rundownthestreettalkingabout me两个…好吧九个-Maybe.-Howmanyblocks说真的我有点受伤Oh,two,okay,nine.我总是听你们谈论你们的关系Honestly,Imalittle hurt.你有吗?Imean,afterallthehoursIvespentlisteningtoyou peopletalkaboutyourrelationships.至少我表现出礼貌Youdothat“你认为你爱他吗?之类的”Imakethecourtesycall.你是同性恋这件事吓我们一大跳Doyouthinkyoulove himBlah,blah,blah.那只是标签就像名牌比如那些服饰品牌Well,youjustcaughtusalittleoffguardwiththelesbianthing.ThatsjustalabellikeGucciorVersace.OrBirkenstock.这跟性向无关玛莉亚真的很不可思议Thisisnotaboutbeinggayorstraight.她有热情天分Mariaisanincredible woman.-智慧-还有阴道Shesgotpassionandtalent,hearts;hearts;“她阴道-intelligenceand...-Avagina.hearts;hearts;她阴道Oh,vaginaschmagina.hearts;hearts;现在流行的称呼吗?Schmagina告诉你我们还没上过床Isthatwhatthelesbiansarecallingit你真的在谈感情没错凯莉性不是生命的全部Foryourinformation,wehavent evenhadsexyet.Wow,youreallyareinarelationship.去跟她的“她阴道说Yes,Iam,Carrie,life isnotallaboutsex.我要一杯威士忌还要替你口交hearts;hearts;不一定按照顺序Yeah,trytellingthattoherschmagina.hearts;hearts;IwantabourbonandIwanttogodownonyou.事实上…Notnecessarilyinthatorder.我希望第一次很特别Thetruthis...我相信一定会很特别Ireallywantittobespecialthefirsttime.我相信一定会很特别因为…Well,Imsurethatitwillbespecial.雷在你旁边吗?Im...Imsureitwillbespecialbecause...不莎曼珊我在听IsRaythere我在听…No,no,no,Samantha,Imlistening...I...次日我思考莎曼珊说的话Uh...Imlistening.她不上床是因为想要谈感情而我Thenext day,IthoughtaboutwhatSamanthasaid.hearts;hearts;则希望美好的性Shewasnthavingsex becauseshewantedtohavearelationship,能转变成感情andIwashavingmind-blowingsex,所以说…hopingtoturnitintoarelationship.没有性的感情和没有感情的性So,thereyou haveit.。