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欲望城市(性爰专家凯莉布雷萧)“偷「情曲线hearts;hearts;只要香槟源源不断地供应hearts hearts;纽约人连拆封典礼也会参加They saythat mostNew Yorkerswill attendthe openingof anenvelope但今晚夏洛特画廊为女同志as longas thechampagne doesntrun dry.画家耶尔举行的展览开幕酒会But tonightsopening atCharlottes galleryfor Yael,hearts;hearts;却超越了传统劣酒腐败乳酪的固定模式a lesbianpainter fromBrooklyn Heights,hearts;hearts;潇洒的女同志进入艺术殿堂actually transcendedthe badwine,stale cheeseroutine.悄悄地延烧出惊人的火花It waslesbian chicmeets artworld cool.夏洛特和新男友盖瑞戴维斯一起出席A surprisinglyfabulous combustionthat noone sawcoming.他是“荆棘〃的老板那是一家二流模特儿Charlotte wasthere with her latestflame,Gareth Davis,和包养她们的金主时常光顾的餐toxic bachelorand theowner ofThorn,厅a downtownrestaurant frequentedby second-tier models米兰达的男伴是伊森华生and themen whobuy themsalad.一个纪录片导演是她在一周前Miranda broughtEthan Watson,在很少人参加的哈佛校友会上认识的A documentaryfilmmaker whomshe hadmet theweek before而我今晚的伴是莎曼珊at asparsely attendedHarvard alumnimixer.在这种场合还算恰当And mydate for the eveningwas Samantha,没人告诉我要自备男伴not entirelyinappropriate given the circumstances.你在期待什么这可是女同志画展Nobody told me it was B-Y-0man.难道正常的男人不会好奇地围着她们打转吗?Well,what didyou expectIt*s a lesbian artshow.I knowbut don*t straightguys usuallyfollow themaround tosee what they*re goingto doOnlydocumentaries canreally begin to capture the truth.叙事电影的整个概念不过是狗屁…要不要去我家?In fact,the entireconcept ofnarrative filmis just...is bogus.米兰达发现伊森在床上Want tocome back to myplace与他对非叙事电影一样热情Miranda waspleased todiscover thatEthan wasas passionatebetween thesheets当他们正要办事时as he was on the subjectof non-narrative film.她意识到他们并不孤单But just as they were gettingdown tobusiness,那是干嘛?Miranda realizedtheywerenot alone.可以助兴Whats thatfor我觉得挺性感的你不觉得吗?Just somethingto get us in the mood.也许吧I thinkits kind of sexy,dont you米兰达意识到伊森对电影的狂热Yeah,I guessit couldbe.孵化出了一个很有意思的癖好Miranda realizedthat Ethanspassion forfilm半夜看完了纪录片〃变调摇滚乐”had takenon anew andinteresting twist.米兰达发现伊森的新朋友实在难以摆脱A fewnights later,after amidnight showof GimmeShelter atthe Waverly,需要开着吗?Miranda discoveredthat Ethansnew friends were hardto shake.不Does thatreally needto beon那真的让我性致勃勃No.有了我还不够吗?It justreally turnsme on.你很棒Arent Ienough若你觉得受到干扰我可以关掉声音Yeah,youre great.你能把头往右移吗?I can turn offthe soundif itbugs you.那晚在大人物的厨房Could youmove yourhead abit to the right我展现了难得一见的技艺hearts;That night,in Mr.Bigs kitchen,我下厨做菜I performedan unnaturalact of my own.来了火锅上桌I cooked.你没有做菜只是加热了起司Voila,fondue.还有把面包撕成一小块You didntcook,you justheated upcheese.你的努力真让我感动And toreup littlepieces ofbread.这是我唯一擅长的菜Well,Pm touchedby youreffort.好了Its theonly recipeI couldever master.现在…Alrighty.告诉我你喜欢吃Now...美味极了Tell meyou love it.换你了Tasty.好难吃Now youtell me.r现在可以去餐厅吃饭了吗?It shorrible.我收回那句话你是个很棒的厨子Can wego to a restaurantnow我还没跟我朋友说我们又开始约会I take it back,youre anexcellent cook.我也没说I haventtold anyof my friends were seeing each other again.这不算你根本没朋友Neither haveI.我有生意上的伙伴Well,that doesntcount,you haveno friends.你为何不告诉他们?I haveinterested parties.我觉得你不希望我说Then whyhavent youtold themr才怪I sensedyou didnt wantme to.你要我说什么?Bullshit.没什么Well,what doyou wantme to tell people很好那就保密吧Nothing.你为什么想保密?Good idea,lets keepit quiet.我只是迎合你Why doyou want to keepit quiet我不知道为什么想把和大人物I justwant to be agreeable.;重新交往的事瞒得那么紧The truthis I wasnt surewhy I wanted tokeep the fact那似乎是不正当的that I was seeingBig againso underwraps.我甚至不想在他家过夜All I knew is that itfelt somehowelicit.那天早上七点I didn*t evenwant to be caughtwaking upthere.当我慢慢走回公寓时…That morning,at7:00am,hearts;hearts;凯莉?as Iwalked thewalk ofshame backto myapartment...米兰达天啊…CarrieMiranda,oh my God.你怎么会在这里?我去洗牙What are you doingup here在早上七点?Oh,uh,teeth cleaning.我想赶快解决这件事At7:00a.m.伊森还好吗?Well,I just...I like to getit overwith.除了他沉溺于色情片之外?Hey,hows Ethan一如既往Aside fromthefactthat hesaddicted toporn起初是很吸引人Still,huh但他越来越过分It waskind ofsexy atfirst,总是说把头移开…but itsjust gettingborderline humiliating.你不觉得真枪实弹Move yourhead here,move yourhead there.比看录影带刺激多了You wouldthink thatthe realthinghearts;hearts;也许这只是习惯使然would bemore excitingthan atape,wouldnt you我觉得他对影片中的女主角更有兴趣Well,maybe itsjustaforce ofhabit.那感觉就好像他在我们做爱时对我不忠Sure,but Iget thefeeling hesmore interestedin thegirls in the videothan me.hearts;hearts;我不知道是我要求太多了吗?Like hescheating onme with them whilewere havingsex.你值得他全心全意的对待I dontknow,am Iexpecting too much谢谢No,no,you deservehis undividedattention.我得走了八点要开早餐会Thank you.•你看牙医穿得太隆重了吧•衣服送洗了I have to go,I have an8:00a.m.breakfast meeting.・明白•再见亲爱的■Youre kindof dressed up for the dentist.-Oh,laundry day.我觉得自己很恶劣-Got it.-Bye,sweetie.我从未向米兰达撒谎Bye.I felthorrible.但我不好意思承认和大人物见面的事I hadnever liedto Mirandabefore.我跟大人物一起欺骗了她和所有朋友But I was embarrassedto admitthat I was seeingBig again.当天下午莎曼珊和她新的健身教练索尔The truthwas I was cheating on herand allmyfriendswith Mr.Big.关系更加密切That afternoon,Samantha gotvery personalwithhernew trainer,Thor.我敢说你一定跟每个学员上床I feellike sucha cliche.hearts;hearts;我没有但…I betyou sleep with allyour clients.这一直都是我的幻想-I really dont,but...-No也许我可以训练你...its alwaysbeen kindof afantasy forme.我们先去淋浴吧Maybe I could trainyou.你的腿好美Why dontwe takea showerfirst早知道我就会刮毛You gotgreat legs.我帮你刮If Iknew we were goingtobedoing this你是个坏女孩吗?I wouldhave shavedthem.那要看你对坏的定义为何Are youa dirtygirlI guessthat dependson yourdefinition ofdirty.接着让莎曼珊又惊又喜的是索尔的手并没有停下来And thento Samantha*s surpriseand delight...男人为什么会想帮你刮阴毛?Thor keptright onshaving.他们对小女孩有懂卜景What isthis thingthat guyshave these days aboutwanting toshave yourpubic hair索尔这么做Its obvious,they wanta littlegirl.比较像是在我身上烙印No,actually,in Thorscase,什么意思?it wasmore likebeing branded.他把那里修剪成闪电状What areyou talkingabout你从哪里认识这些男人?He shavedme ina shape,a lightning bolt.凯莉你有没有听到?Where doyou findthese guys莎曼珊的教练Carrie,areyoulistening tothis帮她把阴毛修成闪电状That verypersonal trainerof Samanthas很有创意shaved hercrotch in the shapeof alightningbolt.有点像是用做记号Oh,really Itsvery creative.X hearts;那地方常常被忽略Its sortof like”X marksthe spot.但现在人们开始注意它了You know,its a very neglectedarea.你再也不能任由那里杂草丛生-But peopleare reallystarting to pay attention.-Uh-huh.修整阴毛的生意商机无限You cantjust letit growwild anymore.这跟你穿什么鞋子一样Theres anentire businessthesedays代表着个人风格devoted tothe upkeepand managementof pubichair.恭喜你找到一个很有天赋的设计师It saysas muchabout youas yourshoes.凯莉你在里面干嘛?Congratulations,it soundslike youfound yourselfa verytalented stylist.帮我开一下门好吗?我马上就好Carrie,what areyou doingin there抱歉我迟到了Can somebodyget that Ill be out ina sec.跟我们出去不用这么盛装吧Hey,sorry Imlate.有何不可?你也除毛了You didnthave toget alldressedupfor us.这不是为了你们Why notYou didyour hair.我要和莉蒂亚还有她朋友见面Well,its notfor youguys.谁是莉蒂亚?Im meetingLydia and her friendslater ontonight.你还不知道么夏洛特是同性恋Lydia,whos Lydia我才不是Havent youheard Charlottesalesbian.我只是交了一些女同志朋友I am not alesbian.这礼拜她已经和她们出去三次了I justhave somenew lesbianfriends.所以呢Shes beenout withthem threetimes in the pastweek.她们都很酷而且生活不会被男人搞得那么复杂So我四年级时是同性恋Theyre cooland theybuy artand theirlives arentcomplicated bymen.和温蒂克斯顿我们接吻感觉很好I wasa majorlesbian inthe4th grade.她们知道你爱的是男人吗?Wendy Kirsten,we kissed,it wasnice.我肯定她们知道They knowyoure straight,right我们甚至不谈论性爱Oh,Im sure they do.hearts;hearts;相信我这不是问题But wedont eventalk aboutsex.你得跟她们说清楚Believe me,its anon-issue.否则就是在误导她们You haveto tellthem.没错你只是心血来潮客串一下Otherwise yourejust leadingthem on.你在说什么难道异性恋者Thats right,youre nothingbut abig clittease.不能和女同志做朋友吗?What areyou sayingThat astraight woman当然可以and agay womancant befriends但你不能到了神力女超人的世界却不入境随俗Of coursethey can,凯莉呢?but you cant expectto moveto WonderWomans islandand notgo native.如果她不尽快出来Wheres Carrie我们要赶不上电影了If shedoesnt getout of the bathroomsoon你在厕所里还好吗?we*re gonnamiss themovie.老实说不好Is everythingokay inthere我需要帮忙Actually,no.有点尴尬I needhelp.我新装的避孕器卡住了This isembarrassing.卡在里面多久了?But I got anew diaphragmand itsstuck.How longhas itbeen inthere自从昨天晚上早上你说去洗牙…Since lastnight.现在我不是去妇产科挂急诊You meanwhile you were outgetting yourteeth cleanedthis morning就是你们其中一个进来帮我Now listen,Im eithergonna haveto makean emergencyvisit tomy gynecologist我的手不怎么灵巧or oneof youis gonnahavetogive mea hand.你是同性恋你去Ed helpyou butIm notvery dexterous.不要You*rethelesbian,go inthere.我来No.我才刚做完指甲Go.你非请我吃晚餐不可And I just hadmy nailsdone.等等我们错过了什么You areso buyingme dinner.你跟谁上床了?Wait asecond,arent weskipping abeat herehearts;hearts;是从几个星期前开始的Who areyou sleepingwith我不知道该不该当真我没有告诉你们Its somethingthat startedagain afew weeksago.不过…是大人物I dontknow ifits realor notso I didnt want to sayanything.我的天But...its Big.你跟大人物上床-Oh,myGod.-Whathearts;hearts;凯莉他对你那么差劲Youre sleepingwith BigCarrie,hewassuch anasshole to you.不尽然如此也许有时候…Not really.你凭什么认为这次会不同?I mean,maybe sometimes,but...我不知道我不确定What makesyou thinkits gonna be anydifferent thistime但情况似乎有改善I dontknow,Tm notsuretheyare,那你何必瞒着我们?but,it just,it kindof feels okay.我们在肉体和心灵上都很有默契If it feelsokay,why areyou sneakingbehind ourbacksr这是很难说断就断的你们饶了我吧Look,we vegot thisphysical,chemical kindof connection所以这只是偶然的性关系?thats hardto shake,so layof£okay也许So,now itsgonnabea casualsex thing就连我都没这么天真Maybe.我没心情看电影了Even I amnotthat naive.凯莉You know what Imreally notinthemood tosee amovie anymore.别这样…-Carrie.-Carrie.那晚我彻夜未眠-Come,uh...-Ididnt…问题是我的朋友说得对I couldntsleep at all thatnight.和大人物陷入这种The problemwas myfriendswereright.前途茫茫的关系中Falling intothis casualthing withBig我突然觉得大错特错without asense of what happenedor whereit wasgoingsuddenly feltlike ahuge mistake.夏洛特去派蒂艾斯顿的家参加早午餐聚会她的前夫是一位电视制作人The nextmorning,Charlotte attendedbrunch atthe homeof PattyAston,hearts;hearts;如果权力女同志是曼哈顿最时髦的社交族群the ex-wife ofa Hollywoodtelevision producer.夏洛特即将和她们的女王见面If powerlesbians representedManhattans chicestnew socialhive,派蒂棒呆了Charlotte wasabout tomeet theirqueen bee.她是一百个慈善团体的董事Patty issuch anamazing lady.还去上飞行课程She sitsontheboard oflike ahundred charities.r她在泰莱德还有个很棒的别墅And nowshe staking flyinglessons.hearts;hearts;我们复活节要去玩你也应该一起来Shes alsogot thisgorgeous house in Telluride.我很乐意Were allgoing therefor Easter,you shouldcome.她的收藏也很不同凡响Id loveto.狩猎女神黛安娜She alsohas somevery interestingart.我在拍卖会上买的Diana theHuntress.hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;派蒂她就是夏洛特Igother onsale.表APatty,this is Charlotte.我已经久仰大名A pleasure.慢着Ive heardso manywonderful thingsabout you.你看那个男的Wait asecond.我认识他You seethat guyWho-I knowhim.他是谁?我健身房的教练Who ishehearts;你应该看他示范动作Hes a trainer atmy gym.我要去打个招呼And you should seehis squatthrusts.等等亲爱的我…我得回家了Im justgonna sayhello.我马上就回来You knowwhat,honey I think Im…I thinkIm gonna go home.我・・・我不太舒服Well,relax,Ill beright back.・・r怎么了?You knowwhat Ireallydont,I dontfeelvery well.我有点头痛Whats wrong需要止痛药吗?I justhaveaheadache,it justhit me.不用我睡一觉就行了You wanta Percodan你去吧去交新朋友No,no,Im fine,Im fine,I justneed somesleep.我再打给你Go ahead,make new friends.好PH callyou.既然莎曼珊米兰达以及夏洛特都各有男伴了Okay.没有比现在更适合逃走的时机With Samantha,Miranda andCharlotte allsuitably occupied,事实上我另有约会I figuredthere was no bettertime to make myescape.但我没告诉她们我要去哪里The truthwas I had anotherengagement.表公羊口我刚和夏洛特聊到你在泰莱德的别型Likewise.hearts;hearts;听起来很棒I was just tellingCharlotte about your amazinghouseinTelluride.我去拿饮料Sounds wonderful..香槟好吗?•可以Im justgonnagogetussome drinks.你会滑雪吗?-Champagne-Sure.会但滑得不好Do youski我就像所谓的小雪兔Yes,but notwell.r老是蹦蹦跳跳摔个四脚朝天I guessIm whatyou dcall asnow bunny.这不是最重要的相信我You know,I justkindofhop,hop,hop downthe bunnytrail.置身山林的感觉会非常舒服Yes,well,its not a prerequisite,believe me.一点也没错Its justwonderful tobeoutofthe city andinthemountains.下次你应该加入我们Absolutely.莉蒂亚一定会很高兴So,youshouldplan tojoin usthe nexttime.你真慷慨谢谢I knowLydia wouldloveitif youcould.不过在我们一起上飞机之前Thats verygenerous ofyou,thank you.大家都很想知道一件事But beforewe allget ona planetogether,你是同志吗?theres somethingI thinkeveryone wantsto know.不Are yougay我不是No.但我非常享受跟你们相处的时光NOj Imnot.每个人都既聪明又风趣But Ido soenjoy thecompany ofall thesewomen.在男人身上花太多注意力之后Everyones sosmart andfunny.这里是一个安全温馨的环境Im justspending waytoomuchtime andattention onmen.虽然性取向上我爱的是男人It feelslike sucha safe,warm environment.但有一部分的我和女性精神是紧密连结的亲爱的这些都很好And whilesexually,I feelthatI am straight,theres但若你不和女人上床你便不是同志averypowerful partof methat connectstothefemale spirit.那天下午经过索尔的魔鬼训练之后Sweetheart,that*s allvery nice,hearts;hearts;but if莎曼珊决定来个youre notgonna eatpussy,youre nota dyke.放松的蒸气浴Later thatafternoon,following aparticularly gruelingworkout withThor,那个混帐Samantha decidedto takea relaxingsteam.在健身房那天That asshole!hearts;莎曼珊发现闪电的确会出现两次That dayatthegym,当天晚上米兰达则得欣赏两出戏码Samantha discoveredthat lightningdoes indeedstrike twice.在艾莉丝杜利厅看完〃北方的南努克”That evening,Miranda wastreated toa doublebill.然后是伊森色情片皇宫放映的“高潮迭起〃停在那儿别动Nanook ofThe North,at AliceTully Hall,hearts;hearts;and SteadyAs SheBlows atEthan WatsonsPorn Palace.够了Hold itright there.这可不是同步转播Alright,thats enough!听着我喜欢你This is notasynchronized event.但这越来越荒谬了Look...I likeyou.不是片女郎就是我But thisis gettingridiculous.A你只能选其中一个Its eitherthe womeninthevideo orme.r米兰达这没那么简单Your choice,but youcanthave both.我只认识你几星期Miranda,it*snotthat simple.而她们已经陪伴我好几年了Ive onlyknown youfor afew weeks.我真的要走了But Ivebeen involvedwith someof thosewomen foryears.当晚大人物第一次带我去跳舞Iamso outof here.仿佛他想让谈话That night,forthefirst timeever,Big tookme outdancing.尽可能变得困难It waslike heknew thatI neededto talkto him我们互相强烈地吸引and decidedtomakeit asdifficult aspossible.但我知道我得更进一步Our attraction,or addiction,or whateverwas strong.这表示我们正式复合了吗?But Iknew I had tobe stronger.如果你要这么说的话So doesthis meanwereseeingeachotheragain Officially这种回答令人很火大If yousay so.我不知道何谓正式That isan infuriatingresponse.正式就是…正式I dontknowwhatofficially means.你知道就是来真的Officially meansofficially.我生命中每一刻都是来真的宝贝You know,for real.只要回答我这个问题Every momentof mylife isfor real,baby.我们为什么分手?Well,just answerme this...应该你告诉我Why didwe breakup是你把我一个人丢在街上不管You tellme.Youre theone wholeft mehigh anddry withtwo ticketsto St.Barths.你不肯说我想听的话是吗?You didntsay whatI wantedto hear.不只如此Is thatit我想告诉他我害怕他永远不会No,not justthat.如我希望的那样爱我I wantedtotellhim thatI wasafraid hecould neverlove me我害怕他除了自己谁也不爰the wayI wantedtobeloved.我害怕他会再次伤我的心Iwasafraid thatmaybe hedidnt reallyhave thecapacity tolove anyonebut himself.但我只轻描淡写地说了一句…Iwasafraid that,giventhechance,hed breakmy heartagain.我害怕But Icheated andjust said...我可以告诉你一件事I guessIwasafraid.我真的很想你I cantell youone thing...正式地想你I suredid missyou...你有没有哭?Officially.没有Did youcry不过我倒是听了一堆法兰克辛纳屈的歌No.hearts;就这样But Idid listentoahell ofa lotof Sinatra.我想我们“正式”复合了And thereit was...不管那是什么意思I guesswewereback together...Officially.或跟谁见面Whatever thatmeans.But Ididnt daretell anyof myfriends whereIwasgoing.你看起来真是艳光四射Or whoIwasplanning tomeet.你也不差You looksensational.这件旧衬衫?You don*t lookso badyourself.我穿好几年了Oh,this oldthing我知道这是不对的Ive hadit foryears.;和几个月前因无法付出感情Sure,Iknewit waswrong我发誓要脱离的男人见面seeing anemotionally unavailableman但罪恶感就像催情剂Ihadsworn offmonths earlier.我这辈子从未觉得如此性感充满活力But theguilt workedlike anaphrodisiac.午夜前夏洛特发现了一群Ihadnever feltsexier ormore alivein myentire life.炫耀财富的新集团By midnight,Charlotte discoveredManhattan*s latestgroup权力女同志to flaunttheir disposableincome...她们似乎拥有一切The powerlesbian.脚踩名贵的鞋子脸上画着自然到看不出的裸妆They seemedto haveeverything.那幅画我要了Great shoes,killer eyewearand thesecrets toinvisible makeup.我已经说我要买了I wantthat one,Tm gonnatakeit.hearts;hearts;你是要放大的Didnt Isay Iwas buyingthat piece我两幅都要I thoughtyouweretaking thelarge paintingwhen itcame in.看在老天份上Iwantboth.Oh,for Godssakes.夏洛特从未在展览中售完画作她感到十分惊喜Charlotte hadnever soldout ashow beforein herlife.可惜有个不太愉快的意外等着她She waspleasantly surprised.香槟喝完了Unfortunately,there wasa notso pleasantsurprise instore forher thatevening.储藏室还有一箱Were outof champagne.抱歉Well,Im sureI havean extracase ortwo inthe backstoreroom.别激动我们只是接吻而已Excuse me.门里头见Hey,relax,were justkissing.^4他和那个女人正在接吻ril see you inthere.还装得一副没偷腥的样子I cantbelieve hehad thenerve tostand there或许他认为接吻不算偷腥kissing thatwoman andstill pretendhe wasntcheatingonme.你们才第二次约会Well,maybe hedoesnt considerkissing cheating.所以呢Oh,cmon,itwasonly yoursecond date.直到那夜结束之前他都应该对我忠实So记得朗吗Doesnt thatstill guaranteeme fidelityuntil theend ofthe evening那个有妇之夫?Do youremember Ron,他认为在街以下跟别的女人上床都不算偷腥the marriedguy withtwo kidson ParkAvenue23hearts;hearts;这太疯狂了He didntconsider fuckingbelow23rd Streetcheating.男人偷腥的原因跟狗舔自己的睾丸一样Well,thats insane.因为他们办得到Men cheatforthesame reasonthat dogslick theirballs.Because theycan.这是生物本能我们不但不该责备他们Its partof theirbiology.反而要欣然接受现实Instead ofwasting allthis energycondemning it,听起来很有道理maybe itstime weall gotin linewiththereality ofthe situation.但你忘了一个重要的细节Well,that soundsvery empowering,希望如此but you*re forgettingone importantdetail.女人也会偷腥God,I hopeso.・这不一样-怎么说Women cheat.我们不会随便勾搭看上眼的男人-Yeah,but itscompletely different.-How别一概而论Cause wedont goaround randomlyattacking anyman thatwere attractedto.我们又不受睾丸酮控制Speak foryourself.不然我们受什么控制Were notdriven bytestosterone.感情Then whatdoes driveus accordingtoyou你是说荷尔蒙Emotions.我内心深处有个小声音不停说“找寻终生伴侣You meanhormones.亲爰的你不能听信你脑海中的No,I meanthat littlevoice insideof methat says,Mate forlife,mate forlife.所有声音那会把你逼疯的Sweetheart,youcantgo listening to everyfucking littlevoice问题在于你们两个对偷的定义不同that runsthrough yourhead,itll driveyou nuts.我hearts,IWhearts;绝不能容忍The problemisthat you twohave verydifferent definitionsofwhat constitutes cheating.hearts;r我则对人性抱持现实的态度Well,I dont tolerateit.那是因为你会偷情And Immore forgivingand realisticabout humannature.hearts7hearts;偷无法用绝对的措辞来定义Thats becauseyou cheat.heartsJWhearts;你的意思是偷情无罪?I justdont thinkthatyoucan definecheating inabsolute terms.h ea rts7h ea rts;也许有所谓的偷青曲线Youre sayingyou thinkits okayto cheatheartsMhearts;—个人对于偷情的定义Well,Ithinkmaybe theresa cheatingcurve.hearts;hearts;和他渴望出轨的程度恰成正比That someonesdefinition ofwhat constitutescheating那是道德相对论is indirect proportionto howmuch theythemselves wantto cheat.我认为是量子偷论Thats moralrelativism.heartsJWhearts;偷的行为要看有没有被抓到而定I preferto thinkof itas quantumcheating.两者不能独立heartsHWhearts;存在The factis,the act of cheatingis definedby theactofgetting caught.hearts;hearts;我不禁纳闷莎曼珊说对了吗?One doesnt exist withoutthe other.偷已经变得稀松平常I wondered,was SamantharightheartsHWhearts;如果没被发现就不算吗?Is cheatinglike theproverbial treeintheforest在一个无奇不有的世界到底何谓偷;情That itdoesntexistif there*snoone aroundto catchyouhearts hearts;人人都会偷懒In agravity freeworld ofanything goes,whatconstitutescheating这就是有教练的好处Everybody cheats.七…脖子不要动Thats thegreat thingabout havingatrainer.八Seven,keep yourneck back.看到有人姿势不正确我就火冒三丈Eight.那我最好照规矩来Pisses meoff seeingpeople trainimproperly.我最讲究标准动作和严格把关Well,I guessI betterbehave then.姿势要正确否则根本别做Im allabout formand discipline.是Do itright ordont botherdoing itatall.莎曼珊体会到完美的身材虽然需要付出代价Yes.它也有回报Samantha realizedthat whilepurity ofform exacteda price,你觉得怎么样?it alsohad itsown rewards.你让我全湿了…满身是汗So,how doyou feel下周三同一时间?You gotme allwet.I meansweaty.就这么说定Same timeon Wednesday那天稍晚夏洛特意识到Its adate.她听腻了男人毫无说服力的借口...Later thatday,Charlotte realized你不明白she wasjust plaintired oflisteningtoanother mansweak justifications...她是我妹妹的一个老朋友You dontunderstand.她刚刚搬过来上个月她叔叔过世了Shes anold friend ofmysisters fromcollege.我只是想安慰她She justmoved tothecityandheruncle diedlast month再说你才是我想上床的对象and Iwasjusttrying tobe supportive.hearts;hearts;她感觉她的人生偶然地转了个弯Besides,youre theone Iwanttosleepwith....when shefelt herlife takea fortuitousturn.盖瑞我得挂了幸会Gareth,Tve gotto go.我来付画款Hi,nice toseeyou.她先保管六个月Ijustcame intopayfor mypainting.然后再卖回给我Its herpainting forsix months.hearts;hearts;不好意思我家才有宽敞的阁楼Then shesselling itbacktome.和整面空旷的白墙壁Excuse me,Im theone withthe bigloft你瞧那幅画我好兴奋and allthe emptywhite walls.不好意思Oh,look atit,Iamso excited.对了你的普拉达鞋很好看Excuse me.谢了By theway,love thePrada loafers.权力女同志和她们穿的鞋-Thanks.-Yeah好比股票经纪和他们抽的雪茄Power lesbiansand theirshoes爱丽丝对你夸赞不已are likeWall Streetbrokers andtheir cigars.你从事艺术品买卖多久了?Yael hastoldmeso manynice thingsaboutyou.hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;十年…不十二年了How long have youbeen doingthe artthing在这家画廊待了快五年Uh,ten years,no,12years.你在哪儿工作?Almost fiveyears atthis gallery.我是华纳唱片的副总裁What doyou do艾琳在华尔街工作Im aV.P.at WarnerMusic.你们在一起多久了?Eileen workson WallStreet.以前的事了And howlonghaveyou twobeen together在一起五年现在只是朋友Used tobe together.真酷Five years,were justfriends now.要不要和玛莉莎还有珠儿喝一杯?That isso cool.好你要不要跟我们一起去?Hold on.Hey,wanttojoin Melissaand Drewin aboutan hourfor adrink我很想去可是…Sure.Would youliketojoin usfor adrink可是什么?Oh,I wishIcould,but,uh...夏洛特想不出一个拒绝的好理由But what;我很乐意去The truthisCharlottecouldnt thinkof onereally goodreason notto go.在纽约最热门的女同志酒吧点〃喝一杯之后rd loveto.“G她们又去“路克”吃晚饭One drinkat G-Spot,the hottestnew girlbar intown,席间妙语如珠followed bydinner andscintillating conversationat Luxe,那是一家法式餐厅a hotnew French-fusion restaurant主厨也是热情的女同志with aneven hotterSapphic chef,之后的深夜热舞让夏洛特重温往日的快乐followed bylate nightdancing atLove Tunnel,这是一趟解放之旅left Charlotteexhilarated andhappy asshed beenin ages.来到一个不同的世界There wassomething relaxingand liberating可以彻底把男人抛在脑后in travelingthrough analternate universe那晚她结识了一些很棒的新朋友that containedno thoughtof men.米兰达这一By theendofthe night,Charlotte hadtruly madesome wonderfulnewfriends.夜筋疲力尽;她和伊森花了四个小时That nightMiranda wasexhausted fromher ownnight onthe town.观赏经典纪录片大屠杀She hadspent thelast fourhours inthe darkwith Ethan,hearts;hearts;“大屠杀比那部虚伪做作的“辛德勒的名单〃好多了watching theclassic holocaustdocumentary,Shoah.hearts;hearts;叙事电影根本别想碰触历史的惨痛Shoah isso muchbetter thanthat fakey,stagy SchindlersList.只有纪录片才能捕捉真实A narrativefilm cantbegintotouch thehorror ofexperience.。