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欲望城市(性爰专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问)熟女迷思”hearts;hearts;我和俄国佬已交往两个月了hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;如此甜蜜美好以至于都没发现…rd beendating theRussian for two months我们的关系已迈入另一阶段了when wehit a relationship benchmarkso rare...他告诉我家里的警报器密码...I didnteven knowit existed.hearts;hearts;我帮你配了把钥匙He gaveme...his alarmcode.你帮我配了串钥匙?And I had the keys made.我叫助理去找锁匠…配钥匙You mademe aset ofkeys好密码是多少?I hadmy assistantgo to the locksmithbut yes,keys weremade.hearts;hearts;四.・.Okay,whats thecode七Uh,its...four...seven.五Three我帮你写下来Five在这段恋情中Ell writeit downfor you.我得到了从未体验过的安全感It was a kindof security警报器密码Ed neverexperienced in arelationship.hearts;hearts;他却好像不当一回事His alarmcode.你现在想听吗?Like itwas nothing.Do youreally wannahear aboutthis now想听我得分散注意力Oh,yes,I needthe distraction.现场还没有人看到诊Well,Ive been waiting fortwo days以前有人告诉我and sofar noones gottenin yet.我不能去后台见米克杰格I wasonce toldI wouldntbe able但我见到了to get backstage tosee Mick Jagger.还帮他交「Well I did getbackstage.hearts;对不起And Iblew him.我不知道这个问题可不可以问…Excuse me,经过刚才那番话没什么不能问的I dont know if this is an appropriatequestion to ask...你得了什么癌症?I think we passedappropriate afew seconds ago.・乳腺癌■我也是What kindof cancerdo you have我有点好奇你有小孩吗?-Breast.-Breast.Me too.我没…Im curious,do youhave children你没有小孩Im a nun.不是我是修女You havenone.但那不表示No,no,no,I amanun.我不喜欢听刚才那段米克杰格的轶事But thatdoesnt meanthat我以为修女都要穿…I didntenjoy yourMickJaggerstory.I thought that nunshad towear...我好久没穿修女服了所以…Oh.I haventworn ahabit inyears.你没有性生活?So then...没有you donthave sex从来没有?No.没有Never hadsex...-我想再问一下-请说No.你们可以手淫吗-Just onemore.-Oh,go rightahead.hearts;hearts;我从没想过Are you allowed tomasturbate不过还是谢谢你一周来我头一次忘掉癌症的事I neverasked.很高兴能帮上忙But thanksfor gettingmy mindoff cancerfor thefirst timein aweek.自从莎曼珊发现不论圣人或罪人…Oh...Happy tohelp.都同样会罹患癌症后Samantha felta littlebetter knowingthat saints and sinners...她心情好多了despite theirhabits...get thesame treatment而目前为止when itcomes tocancer.还是看不到诊And sofar...好到了that wasno treatmentat all.布莱迪快进来Okay,were here!;警报器Hey comeon in,Brady look at thecandy!天啊小心玻璃-Oh,oh,oh,oh,the alarm.我的老天Oh,oh,wh...N-n-n-n-n-no,dont touch...好…Oh!Oh,my gosh.四七…Okay,uh,um...・四七…-欢迎Four,seven,wh-wh-wh-what...你好…-Four,seven...-Welcome.布莱迪把花瓶打翻了-Oh,hi,-Hey...真差劲居然把错推给小孩Brady knockedthe vaseover.我刚才还想拔腿就跑Thats pathetic,blaming the baby.假装你家被歹徒闯入Well...my otherplan was just•你要我把钥匙还你吗?一行行好to leaveand pretendyoud beenburgled.很吵You want...you wantthekeysback rightnow对那是警报器Yeah.The noise,对她很笨对吧?yes,the alarm.;好可爰..Yeah.Yeah shesclumsy isntshe亚力山大抱着婴儿的模样Look atyou...是完全卸除心防的时候Aleksandr holdingthebaby而在纽约州北部的蜜月爱巢里was themost disarmingthing ofall.棒呆了And upstatein“honeymoon central...That wasreally great.现在要干嘛?什么意思?Now what放轻松What do you mean要出去走走吗?We relax.不要Do you thinkwe should gofor awalk ofsomething赖在床上就好Nah.这种机会可不常有Lets justlay here,hang out.那倒是真的How oftendo weget to do that起床穿衣服?Thats true.我打算这四天都要光溜溜的So do you thinkwe shouldget dressed我想解开行李I planon beingnaked for the nextfour days.真有体力Im gonnaunpack.没有电视也没收音机Knock yourselfout.别大惊小怪老婆Theres noTV,or radio.我没事You okaythere,partner但是有光碟播放机和光碟片Im fine.“摩和克山庄之音”But,hey,there is a CDplayer and a CD!该死Sounds ofMohonk Mountain.怎么了?Shit!Whats thematter我忘了拿手机充电器hearts;hearts;你又用不着手机I forgotmy cell phone charger.hearts;hearts;只有你和我You*re notgonna needyour cellphone.当米兰达正参加如何适应双人行的短期训练班时…Its justyou andme.我也在学着适应三人行的生活As Mirandagot acrash coursein lifeas atwosome...他很厉害I gota glimpseof lifeas athreesome.这是你最棒的作品Hes good.这小子是个天才This isyour bestwork yet.让我想到涂鸦画家巴斯奎特The guyis agenius.你对他很有办法Reminiscent of the earlyBasquiat.你想过要有自己的小孩吗?Youre verygood with him.我有个小孩Have youever thoughtabout havingchildren多年前的事I hadone.但是也只有一个小孩Many yearsago.事实上我没办法再生小孩因为我…But nomore children.我了解Actually I cannot.Ive...没办法生-Oh,oh...So...-Yeah.你呢?Closed the factory.你想要小孩吗?How aboutyouYou neverwanted children这个嘛…我一直…觉得自己…Oh,you know...还没到那个阶段I mean,Ive,Ive...Tve alwaysthoughtthat I might,I just...那么你打算什么时候生?You know,I justhavent gottenaround toit yet.你多大?岁?And whenwere youplanning todo this38我顿时觉得自己好像被How oldare youThirty-eight点三八手枪射中了I felt like I was justshothearts;hearts;俄国佬不想要有小孩with a.
38...hearts;hearts;他年轻时有小孩现在也不能生了The Russiandoesnt wantto havekids.那就该说再见了Had onea long time ago.Hes done.什么?不要Well thendosvedanya orhowever yousay it.也许你会选择分手但我不会What No.你不希望有选择的权利吗?For you,maybe,but not for me.当然希望Dont youwanna havethe option但根据我的经验Well,yes.像他这样的男人不是随处可见But itis myexperience that但我们都岁了岁月不饶人men likehim dontcome alongthat often.38我知道我也了解But werethirty-eight.These are the years.能生育的时间不多了Yes,I know,Ive heard.我连吃饼干的时间都没有Im runningout oftime.I donteven havetime toeat thiscookie.■好吃吗-好吃而且能暂时忘了孩子的事-How is it-Its sogood也许他会改变心意I forgotto havechildren.不不会的Maybe hellchange hismind.他动了输精管切除手术Mm,no.No,I dontthink so.再动手术恢复就行了He hada vasectomy.这个他愿意吧?But thoseare reversible.这问题我怎么开口Is hewilling to have itreversed我连他的生日都不知道I cantask himthat.I donteven knowhis birthdayyet.这太糟了我们这年纪如果双方来真的Well,too bad.小孩的事就没什么不能谈的At ourage youhave to be ableto talkabout havingchildren你是要我告诉他女人青春有限if youthink itmight getserious.我快没时间了?Uh,that attitude,by the way,that awarenesson thepart ofa woman那可真会让男人倒胃口that timeisatickin,但你不能避谈这些问题its verysexy toa man.r为什么?But youcan tbe scaredto havethose talks.这种话题…很吓人Why not我不想再谈了It isa perfectlyscary conversation.什么意思?I didnteven wannahave itwith myself.如果我真想要小孩What doesthat mean我早就去尝试了It meansthat if I reallywanted to have a baby我想当作家也成了作家wouldnt I have triedto haveone bynow我想要一双特别个性的鞋子I wantedto be a writer,I mademyself awriter.就会想办法去买I wanta ridiculouslyextravagant pairof shoes.hearts;hearts;这完全不一样I finda wayto buythem.你只是一直在等待对的时机遇到对的人But thisis totallydifferent.对我也是这么想的You havebeenwaitingfor theright manand theright time.不对Yes,thats exactlythe wayit goesin myhead,too.也许我不适合生儿育女Nah.你为了个认识不深的男人Maybe Imjust nota baby person放弃生儿育女的机会?Why shouldyou giveup havinga baby我连自己都不确定要不要小孩就放弃那个男人?for aman youhardly know我觉得你很适合生儿育女Why shouldI giveup aman for a babyI hardlyknow Iwant只是自己没发觉而已I thinkyoure a baby person.什么?Youre acloseted babyperson.两天来你都不放心把布莱迪交给我What看你带得多好You didnteven wannaleave Brady with mefortwodays.我觉得你真的该生个小孩Well,lookathow wellyou did!好吧I thinkyou shoulddefinitely have a baby.他的孩子是男生还是女生?Okay.我忘了问So whatdid hehave,a boyoragirl看吧?I forgotto ask.这表示我并不是天生的父母See好了A babyperson wouldaasked.我得回家做事了All right.I shouldget home,get somework done.再多和布莱迪玩一下至少等到晚餐时间吧Well,then why dont you just keepBrady alittle到时再决定我适不适合生儿育女?while longer,*til tildinner timeat least你还有好几年的时间What,youthinkIm gonnadecide ifIm ababypersonin thenext couplehours我快变梅干菜了No,you stillhaveacouple years.你知道什么是浪漫?Im startingto prune.烛光You know what wouldbe romantic泡沫浴-We havea fire.-Yeah.香槟A bubblebath.还有呢?Champagne.我想帮你洗头What wouldbe romantic我已经洗了I wanna wash yourhair.我知道但我想帮你洗就像・・・I washedit already.“远离非洲中的场景I know,but Iwannawashit foryou,you know,like in...肥皂拿着Out ofAfrica好Hold thesoap.这也太浪漫了Okay.-好疼肥皂流进眼睛里了-好What couldbe betterthan that-你好-我得了焦虑症-Hurt!Soap in my eye.-Okay.布莱迪很好-Hello Imhaving ananxiety attack.很好但我打来不是说这个Brady isfine.现在我穿着便服站在林里Good,but thats not whyIm calling.而手机电量只剩两格救命Im in the woodsin mynegligeehearts;hearts;•你迷路了?一分不清东西南北and mycellphoneonly hastwo barsleft.Help!这个鬼地方一直有个声音说-Are youlost-Completely!欢迎和你丈夫再来做爰This wholeplace,this wholetrip isscreaming,hearts;hearts;炉光泡沫浴You shouldbe havingsex with your husbandagain.今天我们已经做了两次了The fire,the tub.我看旅行日记里只有一件事可记录就是做爰Weve alreadydone ittwice today.hearts;hearts;看来你们很甜蜜Its likesex is the onlything on the itinerary.那还用说这是蜜月So youtwo aregettin along.■他人呢?-他在床上Of course.Its ourhoneymoon.这是蜜月他觉得我去拿冰块了-Where ishe-In bed.那就别忘了拿Its ourhoneymoon.He thinksIm gettingice.昨晚我们有一个半小时Well then,dont forgetthe ice.都在紧握着对方的手看着…Last night,Steve andI heldhands炉火for anhour anda halfwatching...他凝视着我的双眼the fire.而我的双眼却到处找遥控器He waslooking intomy eyes.I waslooking for the remote.能讽刺人真好但在蜜月时不可以It feelsgood to be sarcastic.你该和史蒂夫谈谈You cantbe sarcasticon your honeymoon.不行他正沉浸在其中You shouldtalk toSteve.布莱迪好吗?我好想他I canttalk toSteve,hes onhis honeymoon.他很好Hows BradyI misshim.在等乳房肿瘤切除报告出炉时Hes great.hearts;hearts;hearts;莎曼珊觉得很没安全感Samantha wasfeeling lesssecure会没事的亲爱的as wewaited forthe resultsof herlumpectomy.切除后应该就没事了Its gonnabe fine,sweetie.r我知道They got it out.It sgoing to be fine.佩特洛夫斯基?I know.I know.好So Petrovsky好像没什么一样我苦苦哀求大人物才给我钥匙Oh,okay,well.而俄国佬…It wasjust soeasy,I meanBig mademe begfor akey infront ofhis doorman.hearts;hearts;却敞开公寓大门欢迎我进入他的生活-Whereas theRussian...-Uh-huh.hearts;hearts;我提过他在浴室帮我放了件外袍吗?...has justwelcomed meinto hislife andhis apartment.和这件一样美吗?Did Imention theextra robein thebathroom比这件美多了Is itas niceas this oneEven nicerif youcan believeit.两位好我是平克纳医生你好我是她朋友凯莉-Hi!-Hello,Tm Dr.Pinkner.医生你好Hi,how doyou doHer friendCarrie.莎曼珊是好消息Hello,Doctor.手术很成功-Well,Samantha,I havegood news.-Uh-huh.扫描结果正常The lumpectomywent verywell.我认为应该是第一期-Uh-huh.-And allyour scanslook cleanhearts;hearts;第一期and fdclassify youas StageOne.我们都很好hearts;hearts;…为人母是不是都这样Were great.担心来担心去的?So...this wholemotherhood thing.树丛里好像有东西All itscracked uptobe我希望是野生动物Okay,there issomething in the bushes.而不是史蒂夫跑来叫我嘿咻And Ihope its a wildanimalhearts;hearts;我应该做得到的凯莉and notSteve comingto have sex withme again.这应该是我这辈子最浪漫的回忆I shouldbe abletodothis,Carrie.浣熊This shouldbe themost romantictime ofmy life.米兰达连讲了两次〃应该”后Raccoon.我不禁在想“应该〃这两个字可能已成为女性间的传染病After Mirandaused theA wordtwice...是我们自己要生小I wonderedif shouldwas anotherdisease plaguingwomen.孩要有个完美蜜月吗?还是我们觉得应该要生小孩应该要有个完美蜜月?Did wewant babiesand perfecthoneymoons要如何区分我们要做的事Or didwe thinkwe should have babiesand perfecthoneymoons或是我们应该做的事?How dowe separatewhat wecould do,有个惊人的发现…from whatwe shoulddo这不只是来自同伴的压力And heresan alarmingthought...也来自自己本身ifs notjust peerpressure.为何我们“应该”做这些事呢?It seemstobecoming fromwithin.H随后在影片宣传会上…Why areweshould-ing allover ourselvesH有件莎曼珊一向很爱做的事Then therearetheshoulds ofpromoting film...她却没兴致which Samanthashould havebeen infavor of你应该留下来but shewasnt inthe mood.大制片家哈维韦恩斯坦也在You shouldstay at the party.洛杉矶的派对够多了Harvey Weinsteinis here.我宁可回家和你厮守Ididenough partiesin L.A.史密斯Id rathergo homewith mygirl.史密斯看这里笑一个Hey!Smith!Smith!我觉得今晚我不太适合拍照Smith!Right here,right here.Give meone littlesmile.Over here.我先走了明天我们再谈I reallydon*t feellike havingmy photographtaken tonight.Im gonna go outfirst andwell talktomorrow.怎么了?我回来后我们都没在一起过我哪里做错了吗?Whats goingon Wehavent spenta nighttogether sinceIve beenback.没有不是你的关系Did Ido somethin一定有事你整晚话不多No.No,its notyou.连上次我们电话:性覆时Well,somethins up.Youre quietall night.hearts;hearts heartshearts;你都没说几句话You didnteven talkthat muchthe lastcouple times史密斯你去洛杉矶时we hadphone sex.我在胸部发现的肿块是癌症Smith,when you were inL.A.史密斯they founda lumpin mybreast andits cancer.隔天在他的豪宅里Hey,Smith!Smith!hearts;hearts;我向我身边的男人发问了The nextday atthe HotelVasectomy/你的小孩…I hadsome questionsfortheman nextto me.・什么?•他几岁…So...this childyou had.-她-她-Yes.-How oldis...好吧-She.-She.她叫做克洛伊岁Yes.22她住在巴黎Her nameis Chloe.Shes twenty-two.她妈妈也住在那里She livesin Paris.你们有结婚吗And her mother livesthere,too.And...youweremarried tohermother有我只结过那次婚Yes.持续了七年Its theonly timeI wasmarried.前五年的婚姻生活很美好It lastedseven years.这是我女儿四岁时的相片Five of them good.就在圣托里尼的小房子里This ismy littlething atage offour.hearts;她好美In ourlittle housein Santorini.现在还是那么美Shes beautiful.旁边的是她妈妈?Still is.她很漂亮…Thats hermother又年轻Shes lovely...那时的我也很年轻and soyoung.所以,・・为什么只生一个?I was young then,too.我喜欢过自己喜欢的生活So...why onlyone child我很幸运能拥有克洛伊I likemy lifethewayI likeit.有她这个女儿I gotreally luckywith Chloe.看这是她七岁生日时Somehow itworked out.r什么东西都是紫色的Look.It sher seventhbirthday.紫色的蛋糕衣服鞋子Everything ispurple.Purple cake,purple dress,purple shoes.很棒真有趣It wasgreat.就这样说完了So,so funny.我不能和他共度生儿育女的生活There itwas wrappedup ina bow.因为他早就和别人度过了The wholelife that I amnever gonnahave withhim我知道这事不该对癌症患者说但…because hehad italready withsomebody else.为什么是我?And I know I shouldnt saythis to someone with cancer but...页其自然Why meJll如果我和他在一起也许就没办法生儿育女了Agh,let itrip.那就别生了Well,I guess its notgoing tohappen thatlife.If Tmwithhim.人生菜单里有这么多选择Then bye-bye baby.什么意思?What elseison the menu没有小孩的生活What doyou mean可以过得多姿多彩There area lotof fabulousthings inlife比如说呢?that dontinclude ababy.比如…What wouldthat belike他Well...性爱旅行him.hearts;hearts;安逸享受Uh,sex andtravel.Comfort.爱还有大胆冒险Love.还算不赖And,extraordinary adventures.如果我们打算过这种生活Not tooshabby.但目前我也只知道他家的密码还有一件外袍而已If thatswhere thisis going.hearts;hearts;我很想问他一个问题…At thispoint Iveonly beeninvited inas faras asecurity codeandarobe.却没办法问And thequestion thatI need to askis just...Its…什么问题?Its impossibletoask.你对我的爱足够弥补・..And whatis that我不生小孩的遗憾吗?“Will youlove meenough...亲爱的别问to makeup forthefactthatI didnt haveababy没错我们只交往了两个月Oh,honey,no.我岁又两个月了Exactly.Its onlybeen twomonths.38千万别问・・・Thirty-eight yearsand twomonths.我知道No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.我们现在的关系还不适合问…I know.但现在不问我的年龄可等不及了Its-its too early inthe relationshipto havethat conversation and...进退维谷的岁But itstoo lateinmylife notto.38安f全将n布莱迪放n进坚固的婴儿床后…It sa catch-
38.夏洛特和哈利也了来点浪漫的性爱And aftersafely puttingBrady tobed inhis verysturdy crib...hearts;hearts;天啊…Charlotte andHarry enjoyedsome romanceas well.我的天啊Oh,my God...我的老天Oh,my God...快停Oh,my God!怎么了?Stop!布莱辿看到我们做爱了他会一辈子留下创伤What Whathappenedhearts;hearts;他才不会是我会留下一辈子的创伤Brady sawus havingsex!Ive scarredhim for life!布莱迪Him Youvescarred meforlife.转过去Brady.Brady.你好Look away.坏消息Hello好了快说I havebad news.要我回去吗?Okay,you need to spitit out.布莱迪看到我们做爰了Do I needtocome homehearts;hearts;然后呢?Brady sawus havingsex.他刚好看到…正在发生And夏洛特他根本不知道那是什么He waslooking atme...during.也不知道那是什么叫声Charlotte,he doesntknowwhat hes lookingat.真的?rHe doesntknowwhere hisnose is.Are yousure哈利别让布莱迪听到我讲电话hearts;hearts;来不及了Harry!Brady cantbe anywherenear thisconversation.他刚说“羞羞脸在嘿咻丁I thinkit maybe toolate.hearts;hearts这不好笑He justsaid,Sex isdirty.夏洛特他没事Thats notfunny.但是…Charlotte,hes fine.你好像很紧张我还是回去吧?But...不用抱歉吵到你快去度蜜月吧You soundtense,maybe I should stillcome home.我的手机电量只剩半格…No.Fm sorryto botheryou.Go back to yourhoneymoon.hearts;hearts;-天啊-怎么了?I stillhave halfa barleft...-该死-你在讲电话-No!-Whathearts;hearts;夏洛特手忙脚乱但一切没事了-Shit...-Are youon thephone回床上来Charlotte panickedbut everythingsfine.我不想回床上我休息够了Then comebacktobed.我也是来吧I dontneedtocome tobed,Im rested.史蒂夫So amI.Come on...我不要再嘿咻了Steve.hearts;hearts;我又不是禽兽I canthavesexanymore.我知道I havea brain.我爱你但我没办法整天爰你I knowyouhavea brain.我没办法一天你爰两次无时无刻我快被搞疯了I love you,but I can*t loveyou thisoften.我好想美国公共广播电台日线节目I cantloveyoutwice aday everyday,Im goin*crazy here.ESPN我不是那种适合度蜜月的人I missESPN,and NPR,and Dateline.你会恨我吗?I amnot thehoneymoon type!哪会我不会恨你Do yahate me但这也是我的蜜月No.I donthate you.我喜欢偶而静一静看个书But itwas myhoneymoon,too.四天太长了I likebeing quietsometimes.I likereading abook.老实说并不会但这已是我最长的假期Four daysisa longtime.突然间米兰达领悟到她的新生活中应该做的事It isnt,actually,but itsall Ihad offfrom work.就是你该为所爰的人做的事Suddenly,Miranda understoodthe newshould inher life.对不起史蒂夫我是个混蛋The thingsyou shoulddo forsomeone youlove.hearts;hearts;没错但你是我的小混蛋Im sorry,Steve,Tm anasshole.hearts;hearts;甜蜜又粗野Yeah,you are.But youremy asshole.放轻松Thats sweetand grossatthesame time.一大早我们就回家Well,relax.蜜月结束了Were leavinginthemorning.再说一次The honeymoons over.蜜月结束了Say thatagain.r对米兰达来说蜜月一结束The honeymoonsover.她的性致就来了For Miranda,once thehoneymoon wasover,拜托我又不是禽兽it couldfinally begin.隔天在麦安竹医生的办公室里…Hey,I gota brain,you know.r没耐心的病患开始焦躁不安The nextday,at Dr.McAndrew soffice...愿主保佑你impatient patientswere gettingdesperate.全副武装God bless.不然怎么办?罩个大肿瘤?Pulling outall thestops,huh我已经第二天过来了…Well,what elsewas Igonna wear,a bigtumor而我的好友也是浮华杂志的主编…This ismy secondday atthis fu...kakta office...女士我说过几百遍了…hearts;hearts;and mygood friend,thefeatures editorat VanityFair...我帮不上忙Miss Jones,Ive toldyouathousand times...我的天theres nothingI can do.这…你是…Oh,my God!你是史密斯杰洛德的女友?Is this...Are y...对Youre SmithJerrods girlfriend没错Well,yes.这个名字还在莎曼珊的花名册中I supposeI am.我的天我好爱他It wasthe onename Samanthahadnt dropped.他是我的电脑屏保Oh,my gosh.I lovehim.他的人如何?Hes myscreen saver.他・・・不会搞劈腿Whats helike常会替我着想Well...he*sa...hes avery loyalboyfriend.他也许会陪我来・・・Always bymy side.如果我能约到诊He wouldprobably comehere withme...史密斯杰洛德会来这里?ifIhad an appointment.我的天…Here SmithJerrod inthis office这样的话…Oh,my gosh,um...see,有时候我会约八点的诊Lets um...医生不喜欢这样但会看诊Sometimes Imake anappointment ateight oclock.r我八点可以来She doesntlikeit,but shelldo it.这么早史密斯起得来吗?I couldcome at8:
00.为了我他应该会Um,and Smith,does heget upthat early如果你也能帮她约时间For this,I thinkhe would.也许他会亲你一下(又指保密)Oh,and,you couldget heranappointment...你是明天早上点he mightkiss you...onthelips.8她是点分Youre tomorrowat8:00a.m.745Shes7:
45.谢谢你史密斯不只是电脑屏保Thank youso much.Smith turnedout tobe morethan ascreen saver.最好的结果对吧?And Oneis...对很好The best.Right太好了-Yeah.Uh-huh...-Okay,okay.好冰...one ispretty muchthe best.你恢复情况很好Whoo!Ooo!Cold.因为肿瘤的特性Okay.Hey,youre healingnicely.我还是建议你接受化疗Now becauseofthenature ofyour tumor我还是得接受…I wouldstill recommenda courseof chemo.化学疗法以防万一I stillhave tohave...我…我不懂…Chemotherapy,yes,asaprecaution.我怎么会长肿瘤?I...I...I dont understand...可能是基因遗传how thishappened tome.但你家族亲人都没有癌症病史Well,it couldbe genetics.所以可能是其他因素But sincetheres nobreast cancerin yourfamily饮食生活方式的选择it couldbeavariety offactors.生活方式的选择?Diet.Lifestyle choices.研究报告显示未生育的女性Lifestyle choicesWell,some studieshave shownwomen whohavent hadchildren患乳腺癌的机率相对更高我懂了have anincreased chanceof gettingit.所以是我自找的?I see.他成了救世主So Ibrought thison myself.我们预约到了He wasa lifesaver.谢谢老天Were in.不对应该谢谢我男朋友Oh,my God.史密斯不但让莎曼珊乐翻天…No.Oh,my boyfriend.也造福了修女And thatis howSmith gotSamantha in...会冷吗?plus nun.不会还好Are youcold你今天话不多No,Im okay.怎么了?Youre veryquiet today.输精管切除手术What is it不能再复原对吧?This vasectomy.我只是不想复原Its notreversible,is it好吧I guess notforme.又不说话了?Okay.也许你会觉得・・・And we are quietagain,huh我要说的话现在说可能太早了但・・・I knowyou maythink...并不早its waytooearlyto saywhat Im about tosay,but...什么话?it*snot.我觉得…Say what我真的想和你在一起I think...that...我想说的是…I couldreally bewith you.如果你心中…And...I justwanna saythat...有什么想法…ifthisis...something...我得知道因为…you arethinking...你说过我都岁了Ineedto knowbecause...38然后・・・Im thirty-eight,asyousaid...所以…and...我岁了so...38岁还年轻Im thirty-eight.38那得看你说话的对象Thirty-eight isyoung.这么快Yeah,well...that dependswho youretalking to.就像你刚说的,・・So,here weare,so soon.我…As yousaid...我也愿意和你在一起I...但是相信我我很了解自己I couldreally bewithyouas well.我不会改变心意But believeme,I knowwho I am.我这把年纪不再适合生儿育女And Iwont changemy mind.为人父母是件很棒的事Im simplytoo oldfor that.如果那是你想做的事Being aparent isan extraordinarything.我不希望你错过I wouldn*t wantyou tomiss that.你可以去做..・If itssomething youwant.你想做的事And you shouldhave...我有点冷everything youwant.过来Iamkinda cold.我不知道自己到底要什么…Come on.但我觉得温暖多了Ididntknow exactlywhat Iwanted...but Ifelt likeIwasgetting warmer.不是我只是…1我应该检查完了No,L..Fm justgivin youthe basic...也许我没解释清楚I thinkwere donehere.病历表给我我要去找女医生・・・Uh,maybe Iwasnt clear.大牌女医生也许她会更懂这些Give memy chart.Tm going to findsome woman doctor...我只是说根据统计.・・Some hotwoman doctorwho understandswhat thisis allabout.你能摸我胸部算你走运I justmeant statistically...凯莉Youre luckytohave touched mybreasts.皮包拿着Carrie!穿着外袍时不容生气My purse.但莎曼珊已不管太多了It washard tobe huffyinacloth robe再见很高兴见到你but somehowSamantha pulledit off.说得好像是我不对All rightthen.Good tomeet you.没生小孩该受奖赏不是处罚Like itsmy fault!什么时候生小孩成了免得癌症的方法?Ishouldntbe punishedfor nothaving kids,Ishouldbe rewarded.他好像说我人尽可夫所以该受化疗这种罪Since whendid kidsbecome theget-out-of-cancer-free-card我想他不是这个意思Hes basicallysaying thatImawhore whodeserves chemo.我不明白…既然都切除了No.I...I dontthink thafswhathewas saying.为什么还要化疗?What Idontunderstandis...if theygotitall,因为他是大混蛋whydoyou needchemohearts;hearts;有可能有显微镜才能看到的极小肿瘤Because he*sanasshole.-就像他的小弟弟-不好意思Evidently therecan besomething microscopic.hearts;hearts;hearts;你是得了癌症还是妥瑞氏症-Like hisdick.-Excuse me,我要换个医生女医生doyouhave canceror Tourettes・应该的•我听很多人说过麦…医生・・・Im gettinga newdoctor.A woman.麦安竹医生我知道-I thinkyoushould.-Ihaveheard greatthings abouta DoctorMe...纽约杂志涟续四年评定的最佳肿瘤学专家Andrew.Im onit.hearts;hearts我正在想办法预约Top-rated oncologistby New York Magazinefour yearsrunning.抱歉Im tryingto get in.我得回办公室了Ugh,Im sorry.有长周末午餐就不能太混I gottagetbacktotheoffice.你何时有过长周末?Im takinga longweekend soIcan*t take alonglunch.史蒂夫想去旅行Long weekendYou nevertake longweekends.明天我们要开车去山上小木屋Steve wantedto goonalittle trip应该还不错吧so weredriving uptosomemountain lodgetomorrow.等等太太Its supposedtobenice.这是你们的蜜月旅行吗?Slow downthere,missus.不是Is this...little trip...yourhoneymoon只是…No.随便了Its justa...但你…上星期刚结婚whatever.这就有趣了And yet...youjustgot marriedlast week,是蜜月旅行that*s interesting.-完了■谁来照顾布莱迪?Its yourhoneymoon!他一起去-Here wego.-Whos takingcare ofBrady那就不算是蜜月旅行了Were bringinghim.不是就算了Well,it*snota realhoneymoon ifBradys there.那干嘛去度蜜月?Then Iguessitsa whatever.蜜月就是嘿咻外加客房服务Well whathave yougot againsthoneymoonshearts;hearts;hearts;你得有个真正的蜜月旅行Its basicallysex withroom service,right这很重要You havetohavea realhoneymoon.对谁很重要?Its veryimportant.这次我站在她这边To whom布莱迪交给梅格照顾Yeah,Fm withStar-of-David onthis one.我们要去四天Just leaveBradywithMagda.我f已经让她休假了It sfour days.Ive alreadygiven herthe timeoff.她计划好了她…好像要去参加奶妈天堂乐园Shes madeplans!Shes...我可以带H他我也愿意带他ugoin toNannypalooza orsomething.他好可爰PH takehim.Id loveto takehim.总共四天Hes adorable.没多久你就受不了了Its fourdays.我可以和她轮换Adorable stopsafter aday anda half.什么表情?我是他的教母这是最起码的Well Icould takecare ofhim partofthetime.几天而已我可以应付得来What Imhis godmother,it*stheleast Icando.我看到了Icanhandle himfor acouple ofdays.你们真的愿意吗?I saw...that..真的.非常乐意You guyswould reallydo that我不行-Absolutely.-With pleasure.因为史密斯要回来了I wouldnt.我一向觉得性爱比小孩重要Because Smithis comingback intotown.hearts;hearts;所以我才会得癌症And Ivealways chosensex overbabies.隔天我试穿新装也试演新角色…And thatsapparently whyI gotcancer!路易威登新装和新妈咪The nextday,I triedon twolabels...-Classic Vuitton...and newmommy.-Okay,well...你看…要坐婴儿车了…Look atthat...我们要见证…Yeah!Now weregonnagointhecarriage,手机响了-and weregonna seethe...Oop!hearts;hearts;坐好别动1My phoneis ringin!喂你好Will youstay hereOh,hold on.情况如何?Yeah.Yeah,hello刚才有个妈妈以为我就是真正的妈妈So howisitgoing布莱迪好吗?I thinkthatIwasjustmistaken fora motherby amother.我们.•处得好极了So hesokay今天下午我们要去佩特洛夫斯基的豪宅Yes,Brady andI...are havinga lovelytime.他喜欢小孩hearts;hearts;吗?In fact,wearegoing tospend theafternoon atthe HotelPetrovsky.我不太清楚但我告诉他Is heababyperson有布莱迪时他说把他带过来Well Iwouldnt haveguessed itbut whenI toldhim这样安全吗?IhadBrady forthe dayhe saidto bringhim over.那里有楼梯或尖角吗?But i-isitsafe夏洛特那里可是危险场所Are therestairs Whatabout sharpedges我会在他身上绑枕头以防万一Charlotte,itsadeath trap.随后在市中心Were justgonna strapa pillowaround thekid andhope forthe best.莎曼珊则对这位大牌女医生紧追不舍And furtherdowntown,你好我是莎曼珊琼斯Samantha wasin hotpursuit ofthe hotwomandoctor.我们讲过几次电话Hi,Im SamanthaJones.hearts;hearts;请别靠在柜台上Weve spokenonthephone...several times.抱歉Uh-huh.Please staybehind thepartition.你说麦安竹医生约满・・Sorry.r.但这次是瓦德医生和波本医生推荐我来的・・・Iknowthat yousaid Dr.McAndrew wasbooked...他们参加了我主办的“为医疗而画的慈善会but Iwas referredhere byDr.Ward andDr.Popham...对不起没有办法who bothattended thePaint forthe Cure benefit Ithrew.三月前都约满了Im sorry.The doctorcant.“为医疗而舞”慈善会的主席…Shes bookedthrough March.也是我朋友苏珊・・・My goodfriend SusanSchaffer...她说如果人到现场…也许麦安竹医生who threwthe DancefortheCurebenefit...•能排出时间看诊•要到三月(又指滚开)said thatsometimes...Dr.McAndrew在这里和谁搞上才能得到化疗的机会呢-can squeezeyou inif youjust showup.-March.你说什么?Well whodoyouhavetofuck toget chemoaround here抱歉我心情不好…Excuse me我正在对抗癌症Im sorry,Im upset.I...全纽约的人也都在对抗癌症Im dealingwith cancer.更别提洛杉矶和迈阿密那些莽撞粗鲁的人All ofNewYorkis dealingwithcancer.好吧Not tomention somevery pushypeople inLos Angelesand Miami.我去坐着等希望医生有空档Fine.医生三月前都没有空档Fil justtakeaseat andhope foran opening.你刚说过了The doctorhas noopenings...*til March.麦安竹医生的办公室…You alreadysaid that.我从早上九点就来排了所以…Dr.McAndrews office...如果有空档我是第一顺位You know,Ive beenhere since9:00a,m.so...我听得一清二楚别担心if anyonesgoingtogetinwithout anappointment,its me.我会看到诊Loud andclear.Dont worryabout me.我已经排两天了Ill getin.。