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欲望城市(性爰专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问)“热情如火’hearts;hearts;纽约市住着一百万名迷人条件很好的单身汉…以及四名冷得发抖有点神经质的单身女子New York City...home toone millionexciting,eligible,single men...真好and fourcold,and slightlycranky,single women.我们正远渡重洋去认识男人Well,this is good.提醒你我不是去斯塔滕岛认识男人的Were actuallycrossing waterto meetmen.我是去对他们品头论足Reminder,Im notgoing to Staten Islandto meetmen...当一个小有名气的人的好处I amgoing tojudge them.便是获邀参加大事-Once of the perksof beinga minorNew Yorkcelebrity...-A little help,a littlehelp.譬如纽约市消防局年度月历人物选拔...is thatyou getinvited tomajor events...去看一些消防员脱掉上衣like theFire Departmentof New Yorks AnnualCalendar Competition.这一趟路途还真遥远This is an awfullylong way to go我特地搭渡轮去看to watchsome firementake theirshirts off.最好不只看到大胸肌Honey,Tm on the fuckingferry.我快冻僵了I bettersee morethan justpecs.我只是不懂・・・Ooh!Tm freezing!比赛为什么不能在曼哈顿的酒吧举行I just...I dontunderstandhearts;hearts;我的意思是上东城也有消防员why theycouldnt justhold thecompetition ina barin Manhattan.没错亲爱的I mean,they havefiremen on the UpperEast Sidetoo,you know他们只扑灭高级住宅区的火灾Yes,I know,they do,sweetie.hearts;hearts;And theyonly putout thereally top-notch fires.我不确定是冰茶If shefalls overI willnever stoplaughing.还是斯塔滕岛的社交圈压垮了骆驼的背I wasntquite sureif it was theiced teas但夏洛特兴奋不已or theStaten Islanddating poolthat brokethe camefsback,在上城的陆地上but somethingset Charlotteon fire.莎曼珊和七月先生的火苗正燃烧And uptownon dryland...你好雄伟强壮Samantha andMr.July hadtheir ownfire going.我相信正式的消防局术语是“四声警报器”Youre sobig andstrong!隔天吃早餐时米兰达和我想吃水煮蛋u HIbelieve theofficial firedepartment termis afour alarmer.莎曼珊想跟我们分享细节The nextmorning atbreakfast,Miranda and I wantedpoached eggs,而夏洛特则头痛得要爆炸了我告Samantha wanted to giveus thejuicy details,hearts;hearts;诉你们and Charlottewanted tokeep her head fromexploding allover herBurberry raincoat.没有男人让我那么湿润过And Imtelling you,-把盐传过来-牛奶I dont think a guys evergotten methat wet.让我跟你们说说他的命根子-Pass thesalt.-Milk你小声一点好吗?Ladies,let metell you about hiscock.邻桌有小孩子Will yoube quiet那是他们的选择The peopleat thenext tablehave achild.宿醉小姐说得对Well,that*s theirchoice.Little MissHangovers right.Can we,uh...命根子的话题可以等到鸡尾酒时间再说吗?好吧我只是想让你们知道那个消防队员lighten upon thecock talktill cocktailtime集我所有的幻想于一身Fine.I just wantedtolet you know thatmy fireman纽约最棒的男人was everybit thefantasy I had in mind.・应该是警察才对•无所谓New Yorksfinest.hearts;hearts;我觉得只为「满足幻想便和一个男人上床是不对的-Thafs cops.-Whatever.hearts;hearts;拜托我们上床的男人都满足幻想I thinkits wrongto sleep with a man just to fulfillA certain fantasy.hearts;hearts;■或是噩梦•你幻想中的男人要有豪华公寓Please,all themen wesleepwithfulfill acertainfantasy.和傲人资历hearts;hearts;-Or nightmare.-You fantasizea manwith aPark Avenueapartment对我来说是有大老二的消防队员and a nice bigstock portfolio.消防队员为什么这么可爱?For me,its a fireman with a nicebig hose.即使当他们不那么可爱时…他们还是很可爱-And whyare firemenalways sofucking cute-Mmm!第一他们有体重限制Even whentheyre notthat cute,theyre stillcute.第二他们有英雄形象Well,first theres a weightlimit.看到他在消防车上…And second,its thehero thing.那消防车真性感You know,you see them upon thattruck.赶着去抢救受困的人Mmm!That truckis hot.他们的眼神流露出“我是个好人”的讯息Hurrying offto savesomeone trappedon a burning ledgeor something.这是因为女人想要被拯救Plus theyvegot thatTm a good guylook in their eyes.Its becausewomen reallyjust want to be rescued.三十多岁的独立单身女子hearts;hearts;永远不该这么想更别提大声说出来There it was,the sentenceindependent,single women in their30s这是事实are neversupposed tothink,let alonesay outloud.我从岁开始约会Im sorry,but itstrue.15我已经筋疲力尽他在哪里?Fve beendating sinceI was
15.谁?白马王子?Im exhausted,where ishe那只在童话中才有Who,the whiteknight我的头发好痛That onlyhappens infairy tales.夏洛特你有没有想过或许我们就是白马王子My hairhurts.我们必须自救?Charlotte,honey,did youever thinkthat maybewere thewhite knights这种想法真令人沮丧and werethe onesthat have to saveourselves是吗?That isso depressing.当天稍晚我思考着童话的事情Is it万一白马王子永远不出现怎么办?Later thatday,I gotto thinkingabout fairytales.白雪公主会一辈子睡在玻璃棺材里吗?What ifPrince Charminghad nevershowed up或者最后她会醒来吐出毒苹果Would SnowWhite haveslept inthat glasscoffin forever找到一份工作购买保健服务Or wouldshe haveeventually wokenup,spit outthe apple,hearts;hearts;并靠当地精子银行生个小孩?gotten a job,a healthcare package,hearts;hearts我忍不住想and ababy fromher localneighborhood spermbankhearts;是否每个自信工作卖力的单身女子的内心I couldnthelp butwonder,hearts;hearts;inside everyconfident,driven singlewoman,都有一个敏感脆弱的公主等着被拯救?夏洛特说对了吗?is therea delicate,fragile princessjust waitingto besaved女人是否只想被拯救?Was Charlotteright你星期六做完镭射手术后Do womenjustwant to berescued需要找另一半或朋友送你回家And afteryour lasersurgery onSaturday,在这里签名you*!!need asignificant otheror afriend对某些女人而言拯救的想法是救生艇to helpget you home...Sign here.对米兰达则是侮辱While for some women,the ideaof rescuewas alife raft,我不需要任何人帮忙我一个人没问题for Miranda,itwas an insult.你将被注射镇静剂而且视力会有点模糊I reallydont need anybody tohelp me,Ill befine.你需要一个人带你回家上床休息No,youll besedated andyour visionwill beblurred.然后吃两颗安眠药hearts;hearts;You willneed someoneto getyouhomeand upto bed.hearts;hearts;hearts;睡个小时醒来后你就能看得很清楚了Then youtake twosleeping pills.12我真不敢相信Sleep for12hours,wake up,and youllbe able to seeperfectly.生平第一次不必戴眼镜或隐形眼镜I cantbelieve Im gonna wakeup我醒来后就能看得很清楚and beableto see clearlywithout glassesor contacts相信吧for the first time in mylife.医生把眼球割开然后把它往上翻Believe it.好恶心And thenthey slityour eyeballopen andflip upthe top.史蒂夫就这样往上翻…我的眼睛Oh,man,gross.好别说了Steve,it justflips rightup,flip,my eye!小小的镭射刀一划…Okay,okay,stop.像葡萄的顶端This littleblade cutsit...听起来很恐怖Just...Like thetop ofa grape.你要我去握着你的手吗?That soundspretty bad.我没事我不需要别人握着我的手You wantme tocome downand holdyour hand我不是说你需要别人Im fine,I donot need anyone to hold myhand.我只是想在那里陪你Jeez,Tm not saying youneedanyone,协助你之类的Id justlike to be there.你回家时会需要帮忙To helpyou,whatever.是的我会找凯莉Youre gonnaneed helpgetting home.我都主动提出了你何必再问凯莉?Um,yeah,Im gonnaask Carrie.因为…凯莉是我的朋友Why do you have to askCarrie when Im offeringright now好那我算什么?Because,youknow,Carries my friend.我们还没有建立起那种关系Oh,okay,and what am I你要上来吗?Well,we havent exactly established that yet.我们还没有建立起那种关系Are youcoming up我们在这里做什么?Eh...We haven*texactlyestablishedthatyet.What are we doinghere我是说…史蒂夫I mean,arewe...他们翻开眼球后这些喷嘴…Steve...在东城一个对夏洛特比较有利的酒吧After theyflip theeye up,then thesejets...冰茶公主开始追寻她的白马王子And overontheEast Side,atamore Charlotte-friendly bar,我的天他好帅the Iced Tea Princessbegan herquest for a whiteknight.对吧?Oh my God,so cute.非常帅Cute,right别忘了我可是专家Very cute.我一定要认识他And letsnot forget,Tm aprofessional.我要怎么认识他?I haveto meet him.亲爰的我们才来这里十分钟慢慢来How amI gonnameethim美人儿我是小杰Sweetie,we gothere tenminutes ago,pace yourself.请你甜美的嘴唇喝杯酒好吗?Hey,beautiful.Im JJ.很抱歉我们刚好要走Can Ibuy thosesweet lips a drink夏洛特对约会风水说深信不疑Im sorry,we werejust leaving.改变位置改变运气Charlotte was a firmbeliever in the lawsof datingfeng shui.为什么总是那种家伙找上门?是因为我吗?Change location,change luck.不跟你无关Why is it alwaysaguylike that,isitme人人都会碰到像小杰那种人No,sweetie,its notyou.Into everylife,a littleJ.J.must fall.我只想要一个温柔体贴英俊风趣的好男人不会说甜美的嘴唇之类的话I justwant anice,sweet,handsome,funny,那样的要求太过分吗?rgreat guywho doesntsaythings like,Sweet lips.你没有离开你只是换了位置Is thattoo muchto ask让我请你喝一杯酒You didntleave,youre justover herenow.我没有兴趣Cmon,let mebuy youa drink.一杯就好连这位金发妞我也请Im reallynot interested.一小杯酒One drink,Til evenbuy biondiehere one.不好意思她没兴趣One littledrinky.r我在跟你说话吗Excuse me,she saidshe snot interested.1不Am Italkin toyou一来吧…•你没听进去No.去你的-Come on…-Youre notlistening.The ladysaid...对不起Hey,fuck you.你有伤到手吗?Im sorryabout that.没有Did youhurt your hand他叫做亚瑟No.他是个温柔体贴英俊的投资银行家His namewas Arthur.住在麦迪逊大道和第五街之间He wasanice,sweet,handsome,funny,great investmentbankerwho livedbetween Madison and5th.或许真的有白马王子夏洛特遇见她的王子隔天So,maybe therereally werewhite knights.我刷爆广信用卡The dayafter Charlottemet herknight,hearts;hearts;hearts;既然没有对象I metmy creditcard limit.我决定解救我的脚踝脱离无聊生活With noman insight,买下许多双名牌高跟鞋I decidedto rescuemy anklesfrom alife ofboredomhearts;hearts;你好我叫比尔凯利by purchasingtoo manypairs ofJimmy Chooshoes.我想成为你的市审计官Hello.My name*s BillKelley你不是认真的and I wantto be yourcity comptroller.我保证是认真的Youre notseriously here.我带了一些投票表格Oh yes,maam,I assure you,I am.擅自填上你的名字And Ibrought alongsome voterregistration forms.职业栏我写万人迷I tookthe libertyof fillingout yourname.真的你看Under occupationI putheartbreaker.你像是个穿着上好西装的耶和哗见证人I reallydid,look.hearts;hearts hearts;你在这里多久了?Youre like a JehovahsWitness witha goodsuit.你的电话号码没有登记So howlong youbeen sittingherehearts;hearts;hearts;・没错・你买「什么?Your numbersnot listed.hearts;hearts;・鞋子•让我瞧瞧-Exactly.-What^you buy坐下来拿给我看-Shoes.-Let mesee.老天你真是…Cmon,sit downand showme.我知道God,you are...我才不要把鞋拿给你看I know.真性感Im notshowing youa shoe.我需要你帮忙Ooh,sexy.是吗?Hey,I needa favor.这是为了纽约市Oh,you do我真的是一个好人Actually,its forThe cityof New York.我在所有选区都获得支持See,I reallyam oneof thegood guys.但斯塔滕岛还要加油And rightnow Imcarrying allthe boroughs,-要来一根吗?-不我星期四抽过了but Istill needhelp inStaten Island.事情是这样的-You wantone-No,I hadone Thursday.星期天晚上我得问到那里So,here*s thething.出席卡普里饭店的一场派对I gotta go backout there我希望你跟我一起去to doa schmoozeat theCapri Restauranton Sundaynight为什么?and Iwant youto gowith me.因为那里的意大利菜很棒And whyis that而且我郑重声明…Cause theyhave greatItalian.我无法停止想你And also,for therecord...我七点来接你I cantstop thinkingabout you.So rilpick you up at7:
00.-不行■现在先别回答・-已经回答了-考虑一下-Um,no-Dont answernow.我七点会开车过来我在车上等你-I justdid.-Think aboutit.你想来就来PH driveby at7:00,Ill waitdown inthe car.不来也无所谓没有压力穿你心爱的鞋You come down,you come.收下这些You dont,no pressure,wear theshoes.看一下Oh,keep these.那个周六因为专栏快要截稿Pass themout.我无法陪米兰达去开刀That Saturday,whenI was unableto takeMiranda toher lasersurgery而她也没打给史蒂夫due toa loomingcolumn deadline,她决定一切靠自己she didntcall Steve.当你有计程车钱She decidedto takethings intoher ownhands.和写紧急电话的黑笔谁还需要Who needsa manto holdyour handhearts;hearts;一个男人握着你的手?when you have cabfare and a bigblack marker当米兰达在动手术时to writedown emergencynumbers.夏洛特正和她的白马王子一起喝第一杯白酒And whileMiranda wasunder theknife,我表演过好几次速成布丁秀来疏解压力Charlotte washaving herfirst glassof whitewine withher whiteknight.我朋友汤姆说哈佛大学So Idid theHasty Puddingshow a couple timesjusttoblow offsteam.是最好斗的地方My friendTom saysthat Harvardis still他是个商人the mostmassively aggressiveplace hesever seen.不是汤姆肯尼迪吧?And he*satrader.正是你认识汤姆?Not TomKennedy.他是个好人还有他太太Oh myGod,yes!Do youknow Tom那是一桩我理想中的完美婚姻Great guy.And howabout hiswife我完全同意Now thatsmy ideaof theperfect marriage.夏洛特想像他们会是一对多么甜蜜美满幸福的夫妻Totally.不好意思你撞到她的椅子了uCharlotte nodded,thinking,What anice,sweet,Handsome,funny,great couplethey made.有点挤Excuse me,you justbumped intoher chair.没错但你撞到她的椅子A littlecrowded.你应该说声对不起Yes,its crowded,but youbumped herchair,spilled herwine.曼哈顿看起来变得好小You shouldsay youre sorry.谁想得到那么小的岛Look athow smallit looks.竟然装得下我们所有前男友Who woulcfvethought anisland thattiny保罗隆塞洛他是处女座喜欢烹饪据说他能做出很棒的煽烤管面would bebig enoughtoholdall ourold boyfriendshearts;hearts;Paul Roncello.Hes aVirgo.He lovesto cook.属于号消防队云梯Says hecan whipup agreat bakedziti.275hearts;133来自皇后区Hes from Engine275,Ladder
133.Way,way outin Queens!1Sittin*here eatin my heartout,waitin*1他性感吗?Waitin forsome loverto call可以得六分Is hehot总分是多少?Hes asix.On ascale ofhow many他叫做比尔凯利Lookin*forsomehot stuff是一位离了婚的政治人物His namewas BillKelley.hearts;hearts;准备竞选市审计官He wasa divorcedpolitician也是象征性的男性裁判campaigning forNewYorkCity Comptroller...看台上的消防员and thetoken malejudge.我对警察比较感兴趣Watch thefiremen!hearts;hearts;比利麦克劳德他是位舞者而且已婚Im moreinto cops.抱歉了女士们Billy McCloud,hes aCancer andmarried!他太太玛莉亚说他人很好Sorry,ladies!没关系His wifeMaria,she sayshes agood guy,不行Ifs okay.不可以这样对待一个小姐No,its notokay.放轻松现在是早午餐时间Thats nowaytotreat alady.夏洛特突然发现Lighten up,its brunch.他不是来拯救女人的英雄而是个喜欢惹事的男人Charlotte suddenlyrealized thather datewasnt a man whocameto a womans rescue.-抱歉先生…■你想来一拳吗?He wasamanwho likedto startfights.就这样-Excuse me,sir.-You want a pieceof me夏洛特的白马王子变成了一个噩梦霍布斯小姐你朋友来了And justlike that,Charlottes whiteknight changedinto awhitenightmare.凯莉?其实不是是我凯莉认为你可能需要帮助Miss Hobbes,Your friendis here.我吃了镇定剂一切都很顺利Carrie Actuallyno,its me.Carrie thoughtyou mightneedalittlehelp,is thatokay来把手给我Im onValium,everythings okay.我很好Here,give meyourhand.只要别让我撞到门框Im good.还有永远别提起这副护目镜一趟计程车加两颗安眠药后Just don*t letme hitthe doorframe andnever mentionthese史蒂夫扶米兰达上床goggles.hearts;hearts;hearts;One cabride andtwo potentsleepingpills later,hearts;hearts;好了把脚伸过来Steve putMiranda tobed.不我说的是这只脚Alright,okay,no,give meyour leg.够了不要帮我No...Yeah,this leg.No,Iwantthis leg.Give me...好吧Stop!No,no rescue.把棉被盖上睡美人Alright,fine,okay.隔天早上感觉像睡了一百年后Alright,put yourfeet underhere,sleeping beauty.米兰达醒了The nextmorning,after whatfelt likeshed sleptfor ahundred years,她有生以来第一次看得很清楚Miranda awoke.当晚七月先生邀请莎曼珊And forthefirsttime inher life,saw thingsclearly.去消防队找他因为他星期天要值班That night,Mr.July invitedSamantha tocomedown有人吗?and hangwith himwhile heworked theSunday shift.Hello!人都到哪儿去了?在满是日历插画上Where iseveryone性感消防员的消防站度过春宵The ideaof spendingtimeina firehouse是莎曼珊的幻想而这一刻已经到来filled witha veritablecalendar yearof hotfiremen各位wasa fantasy,Samantha felt,whose timehad mostdefinitely come.这不是莎曼珊脑海里的消防站幻想Boys.莎曼珊This wasnot thefirehouse fantasySamantha hadinmind.我在煮一锅辣味牛肉来坐下-Hey,Samantha.快起来让个位子给莎曼珊I justput apot ofchili on,cmon,cmon,sit down.我r马上回来C mon,brother,get up,make roomfor Sam.莎曼珊的拯救幻想PH beright back.突然成了自r己需要被拯救离开Samantha srescue fantasy是我请留言was suddenlysomething sheneeded toberescuedfrom.我还在楼下的车子里Ifs me,leave amessage.我再等十秒然后就要一个人走了Hey...rm stilldown hereinthecar.十九八七Alright,Ill waitten moreseconds andthen Illgo alone.六可怜的我…Ten,nine,eight,seven,五四三二…six,poor me,five,four,three,two...one,一又二分之一有时候女人就需要那二分之一one and a half.好我尽力了Sometimes agirl needsa half.你不来Okay,that wasmy bestshot.再见记得投票You*re notcoming.•我不知道自己在做什么•好So long...Vote!我站在这里盛装打扮-I dont know what Im doing.-Okay.看着那个搞政治的家伙Im standinghere,fully dressed,hearts;hearts;独自前往斯塔滕岛为什么?watching thatpolitician guy你讨厌斯塔滕岛?drive offtoStaten Island withoutme,why不还有其他原因吗?You hateStaten Island说出来吧No,dontthinkso,any otherideas因为大人物Just sayit.你害怕受伤Big.这就是三十多岁的独立单身女子You*re terrifiedof gettinghurt again.;永远不该去想更别提大声说hearts;hearts;出来的话There itwas,the phrasesingle independentwomenintheir30s好我要走了are neversupposed tothink,let alonesay outloud.米兰达说得对Yep,okay,gottago.我像是个困在失火大楼墙缘的女人Miranda wasright.I waslike a woman frozenontheledge ofa buildingon fire.我在上一段感情中受创太深以至于不敢投入新的恋情rd beenso burnedinmylast relationship,容我失陪一会儿Iwasafraid toleap offinto thenext one.你怎么来的?Excuse meforasecond.搭渡轮Hi,howd youget here一个人?Ferry.我非常独立All alonehearts;hearts;看得出来Im veryindependent.这不是约会I cansee that我是个忧心的市民And...this isnta date.我那条街有个女人不肯捡爱犬的排泄物Im hereasaconcerned citizen.我会想办法Theres awoman onmy blockwho willnot pickup afterher poodle.我帮你脱大衣好吗?Fil seewhatI can do.总统先生Can Itake yourcoat我确实经历痛苦的分手And,Mr.President...所以我需要慢慢来It wasa bad break-up...在辣味牛肉和中场休息之间So Ineed to take thisslow.莎曼珊决定如果她希望消防站幻想成真她必须采取主动Somewhere betweenThe chiliand halftime,Samantha decidedif shewanted herfirehouse fantasyto happen,我在上面shed haveto makeit happen.好棒的钢管想再看一次?Up here!Nice pole,wanna seeit again是的那一晚莎曼珊表演了好几次Oh,yeah.这些靴子为何做这种设计?Samantha rodethe poleacoupleof timesthat night.这样警报一响就能做好准备Why arethese bootsset uplike this,huh我应该当个消防员You havetobeready ata momentsnotice.因为我随时准备出发Oh,well Ishould beafireman,我们要出任务了because Im always readyto go.把我的衣服脱下来We gotajob!快把衣服还给我-Get out of mygear.-Hmm快点小姐那是一场火灾Get the fuck outof myfucking gear!马上好Lets go,move lady,theresafucking fire!莎曼珊发现拯救的幻想和现实Im coming.存在着差异Samantha learnedthere wasquite adifference时候不早了between arescue fantasyandarescue reality.你确定不让我送你?It*s gettinglate,you think,uh...不用了Sure I cant giveyouaride我很好No,no.你去…忙你的事Im good.你会投我一票吗?You go...You godo yourthing.Hey,do Iget yourvote进展太快了吗?我的天你好性感跟我回家吧Too fast亲吻便已足够Oh,myGod,youresosexy,come home with me.就今晚而言已经足够真的No,no,kissing isenough.该死快点了我会赶不上最后一班渡轮Ifs enoughfor tonight,really.12等一下Oh,shit,its almost12:
00.Tm gonnamiss thelast ferry.等一下Oh,wait!我的鞋子掉了Wait!需要搭便车吗?I lostmy Choo!他没有一匹白马Need aride但有一辆开着暖气的名贵轿车Well,he didnthave awhite horse,我猜有时候女人的确必须被拯救but hedid havea BMWwithaworking heater.你只是送我回家没别的So Iguess sometimesawomanabsolutely hastoberescued.没别的…就今晚而言Youre takingme tomy apartmentand thatsit.好了你知道该怎么离开这个岛吗?Thats it...for tonight.右转Now,do youhave anyidea howwe getthefuckoff thisisland有时候女人一定得拯救男人Um,okay,make aright.至少斯塔滕岛童话是这么结束的And sometimesawomanabsolutely hasto rescueaman.rAt leastthat show itends inthis Staten Island ferrytale.但是工作太拼命了秀一下腹肌比利-but heworks toohard.Excuse me.姐妹们我在这里Work it,Billy!Whoa!hearts;hearts;hearts;他们没有四海为家酒Ladies,over here!这是斯塔滕岛冰茶Okay,they don*t makecosmopolitans.跟长岛冰茶一样吗?Ifs aStatenIslandIced Tea.我想是吧Is thatlike aLong IslandIcedTea各位我醉了I thinkso.我们非得站这么前面吗?好尴尬Hello,Im drunk.不入虎穴焉得虎子Do wehavetobe thisclose Itsembarrassing.我要去后面You gottabe init towin it.我没戴眼镜站那么后面Fm movingback.我看不到那些迷人的消防员No,come on,Icantseethecute firemen你何必在乎?你已经有史蒂夫了from backthere withoutmy glasses.我并未拥有史蒂夫Why doyou evencare if you cansee Youhave Steve.他不是我的财产I donot haveSteve.我们只是朋友There isno havingoftheSteve.我们才只是朋友我不会搞你Were just friends.r再喝一杯我可能会同意No,we rejustfriends,I dontput mydick inyou.Another oneof theseandImight letyou.这里没有适合约会的男人你怎么知道?There areno datablemen here.从皮夹克还是空手道的迹象看出来的?What was your firstclue,各位这位是瑞奇方塔屈他是魔羯座the pleatherjackets orthe smellof HaiKarate他的叔叔是消防队员This isRicky Fantucci,he*saCapricorn,是的各位他手臂上有只印度豹all hisuncles arefirefighters.瑞奇代表下曼哈顿号消防队Yes,ladies,thats acheetah onhis arm!53hearts;我想让他见识一下我的下曼哈顿Ricky representsfromEngine53in lower Manhattan!你们看他的手臂好强壮fd like to showhim mylowerManhattan.你知道有句话是这么说的…Look athis arms,they*re huge.大手臂…就只是大手臂You knowwhat theysay...我要报警Big arms,big arms.”hearts;hearts;我欲火焚身「Hello,911hearts;hearts;;Im onfire.比赛结束后我发现斯塔滕岛Toot toot,Hey beep beep就像一个古老陌生的欧洲国度After thecontest,I beganto realize这里播放着年前的美式音乐that StatenIsland waslikeaquaint Europeancountry.20你可以在任何地方抽烟The Americanmusic was20years behindandyou couldsmoke whereveryou wanted.Talking aboutBad girls,yeahSee themout onthe streetAt night,walkingPicking upAll kindsof strangersIf theprice isrightYou canscore Ifyour pocketsnice你知道那上衣是否出售But youwantagood timehearts;hearts;我想买一件给我侄儿Do youknow ifthose shirtsare forsalehearts;hearts;是的这外面买得到because Idliketoget onefor mynephew.但我不知道哪里有卖hearts;hearts;Uh,yeah,you couldbuy em,but like,hearts;hearts;我这件是消防队发的I don*tknowifyoucan buyem hereor not.但我肯定其他地方买得到我在商店里见过…I gotthis oneat work,hearts;hearts;but Imsureyoucan buyem in likethose otherplaces.我叫莎曼珊Ive seeneminthose shops,like onBleecker or...•我叫瑞奇你好吗?•很好你呢?Samantha.我看到你在台上-Ricky,how you doing-Good,how areyoudoing我也有看到你I sawyouupthere.你看起来帅呆了I sawyou too.・是吗?•是的You lookedfantastic.我从来没做过那种事-Yeah-Yeah.我妹妹说“去吧瑞奇”I neverdid anythinglike thatbefore.然后我说“我以前没做过那种事”But mysisters were like,Do itRicky,1你…表现得很好and Imlike,I neverdid anythinglike thatbefore.不知道你是几月出生的And they*relike...Well,you didit verywell.不知道也许是十月Hey,I wonderwhat monthyou*!!be.我的生日在十月I dontknow,maybe likeOctober.hearts;hearts;hearts;我赌七月或任何火辣的月份My birthdaysin October.hearts;hearts;两首歌之后舞后该喘息一下了Fil betJuly orany monththats hot.可以讨一根烟吗?hearts;Two songslater itwas timefor thisdancing queentotakea breather.•当然-谢谢-Hi.-Can Ibum asmoke来吧-Sure.-Thanks.感觉真好There yougo.我三年前戒了Man,that*sgood.成效如何?I quitthree yearsago.很好我准自己一周抽一根Hows thatworking outfor you你的生活很精彩Good,I allowmyself onea week.我能请你喝杯啤酒吗?Mmm,you liveright onthe edge,dont you不用了我有钱Can Ibuy youa beer我请客No,thanks,I gotit.报答你刚才帮了我Cmon,its on me.好吧For helpingme outduring thecontest.对了你对男人的品味糟透了…有史以来最糟的Okay,sure.不可能And bythe way,youhavethe worsttaste inmen ever.你给中城那家伙七分No way.他腰部有一个游泳圈You gavethat guyfrom midtowna seven.可以让你逃出失火大楼时抓牢Hey,I likea firefighterwith lovehandles.你说得有道理Gives yousomething tohold ontowhen youride himdown theside ofaburningbuilding.但你很严格You gota pointthere,myfriend.那些零点五分又是什么意思?But you,you weretough.六点五八点五?And whatswith allthose halfpoints我能说什么?有时候女人就需要那二分之一Six anda halteight anda half所以你是哪个选区的?What canI saySometimes agirl needsa half.离巴尼百货近的那个So...Which districtdoyouvote in你从未在纽约投过票?Whichever oneis nearBarneys.是的总统先生Are yousaying youvenever votedin NewYorkCity你的地址是什么?You arecorrect,Mr.President.公务上的目的我可以跟你说你的选区Whats youraddress正式的吗?东街号Official governmentpurposes,Icantell youyour district.73245hearts;选区Officially,it*s245East73rd Street.23跟我的一样我住在麦迪逊大道和街路口-District
23.-Mmm.82真想不到Same asmine.Tm atMadisonand82nd.我以为诚实的政客都住在工作室吃豆子罐头Fancy.我并不偏爱豆子I thoughtall honestpoliticians livedin smallstudios andate beansoutofa can.可以给我你的电话吗?Im notafanof beans.hearts;hearts;仅是公务上的目的Can Iget yourphone number我只是跟朋友来这里玩Government purposes only.现在我不想谈感情You knowwhat Im just herewith myfriends havingagoodtime.为什么痛苦的分手?Im notreally intodating rightnow.那是一个很长的沉默Why,badbreakup其实是一又二分之一的沉默That wasa longsilence.跟我一起吃晚餐Actually,itwasa silenceandahalf.如果我脱掉上衣会有帮助吗?Have dinnerwith me.我该走「那个政治人物跟我搭讪Would ithelp ifI tookmy shirtoffhearts;hearts;那是件坏事吗?1Okay,time togo,politicians hittinonme.他太自以为是了And isthat abad thing你确定吗?他蛮可爰的Hes justway tooIm theguy.我不想说出来Are yousure Hespretty cute.我看见他很欣赏某个人I didntwanttohavetotell youthis,我们走吧but Iactually sawhim givesomeone athumbs up.莎曼珊跟那个消防队员回家了Were outtahere.真快活Samantha wenthomewiththat firefighter.夏洛特在这附近1Toot toot,beepbeep.她喝了几杯鸡尾酒?And Charlottesaround heresomewhere.两三杯吧怎么了?How manycocktails didshe haveAcouple,why HelloHi,honey,its meI wenttoseeThe doctortodayCause eversince Youvebeen goneIhada painDeep downinsideHe saystheres nothingReally wrongwith me-Imjustmissing myman-Missing myman!So honey,please Comeon homeAs soonasyoucanDoctors ordersSay there*sonlyOne thingfor me就这样三个女人踏上归途Nothing hecan do只带着斯塔滕岛的美好回忆And so,three girlsheaded home,以及它恶名昭彰的冰茶taking withthem onlytheir fondmemories ofStatenIsland亲爱的把衣服扣上很冷and itsinfamous icedteas.你要帮忙吗?Honey,honey,close up,its cold.我刚在计程车上扶着她的头Are yougonna help你真好凯莉I heldherheadinthetaxi.我也很好对吗?Youre sonice,Carrie.是的你很好Im nicetoo,arent I我很好…Yes,youre nice.我漂亮而且聪明Im nice!我是个理想的结婚对象Im prettyand Imsmart!是的你是个理想的结婚对象Imacatch.我恨你Yes,youre acatch.你知道吗?I hateyou.我会认识完美的男人我就要结婚了You knowwhat是的你就要结婚了Imgonnameet theperfect guyand Imgonna getmarried.你听到了吗纽约?Yes,youre gettingmarried.我今年会结婚You hearthat,NewYork我要结婚我来了Im gettingmarried thisyear!如果她跌下去我会笑一辈子Im gettingmarried andhere Icome!。