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欲望城市(性爱专家凯莉布雷萧)男人神话威而钢hearts;hearts;从前…1位于卡麦街和桑树街间的一处神秘之地…Once upona secondtime around...有两个人玩得正开心...in amythical landbetween Carmineand Mulberrystreets,你好吗?two mere mortals werehaving awonderful time.凯莉这位就是我跟你提过的恶棍Come stai恶棍?我才不是Carrie,this isthe gangsterI wastelling youabout.往这边走Gangster No,no,no,no,no gangster.谢谢Really,come thisway.凯莉他是保罗Ah,grazie.保罗她是我女朋友凯莉Carrie,this isPaolo.Hello.要不要吃面包?Paolo,this ismy girlfriend,Carrie.你从来没称呼我是你女朋友Bread当然有Youve nevercalled me your girlfriendbefore.只是没在你面前说Sure,I have.唱得好Just notto yourface.谢谢Bravo!现在自命不凡的家伙轮到你了Hey,grazie,grazie!And nowyou,you wiseguy,come on,its yourturn.-上来吧■我?•上来吧-好-Come on.-Me凡人都得接受考验Come on.-Okay.他们回答的方式when themeremortalsare givena test.决定是否能找到天堂The waythey respond或者永世不得翻身usually determineswhether theyfind paradise我有个很大的请求or aretied toa bigrock for all eternity.我希望你多了解我的朋友I have a hugerequest.我很了解你的朋友I wantyou to know my friends better.夏洛特是黑发I knowyour friendsfine.米兰达是红发Charlotte isthe brunette.而莎曼珊是麻烦Mirandas theredhead.好吧那我想让她们多了解你And Samanthais trouble.她们没有跟你相处过Okay,then I want themto knowyou better.你是这么的风趣可爰TheyVe neverreally spenttime with you,and...凯莉你要我怎么样?youre sofunny andcute.我希望星期六晚上你和我们一起去“否认〃吃饭Carrie,what isit youneed“否认”是曼哈顿一家受欢迎的热门餐厅Iwantus allto have dinner Saturdaynight atDenial.显然每个人对“否认〃都趋之若鹫Denial was a verypopular Manhattanhot spot.好Apparently,everyone inManhattan wanted to bein denial.你怎么突然变得这么…Okay.可爱?Why are you suddenlyso...对Cute你怎么这么可爰?Yes.你在哪里?Why are you socute我已经等你很久了Hey,where areyou你没收到我的留言吗?Ive beenwaiting hereforever.我一小时前给你留了言Didnt youget mymessage我没有打家里电话你没事吧?I leftit onyour machinelike anhour ago.hearts;hearts;我还以为你死了No,I didntcall home,is everythingalright我很好我在大人物家I thoughtyou weredead or something.你在大人物家?No,no,Tm fine,Im atBigs.你跟我约好今晚一起吃饭的You*re atBig*s他做了牛肉You and I arehaving dinnertonight.你为了一块不识时务的牛肉放我鸽子?Well,he gotthis veal.他想做晚餐给我吃You blewme offfor a piece ofpolitically incorrectmeat所以你就放下自己的生活向他飞奔而去?Well,he wantedto makeme dinner.我现在真的不想谈这个So,you justdropped yourlife andran righton overto his!你知道吗?rUm reallycan tget intothat right now.你们之间的关系一点也没变You knowwhat总是以他为主Your relationship is exactlythe sameas always.可以请米兰达听电话吗?It*s allabout him.hearts;hearts;好好享受你的牛肉吧Could youput Mirandaon,please有问题吗?Enjoy yourveal.没有Problem再给我一杯酒No,no.要说请111have another glass of wine.什么?Please.请再给我一杯酒Please what你可以那样跟我说话吗?u1是的我想可以ril haveanotherglass ofwine,please.Um,areyou allowed totalk tome like that慢用Yeah,I thinkI am.谢谢Enjoy.谢谢史蒂夫Thank you.这很有趣Steve.Thank you,Steve.但我没那个心情Look,thats reallyvery cute,我没那个心情史蒂夫but Im not really in the mood.1我人不坏Im notreallyin themood,Steve.只是刚跟人吵完架Im nota totalbitch,我听到了男朋友?I justhad afight withsomebody.那不干你的事Yeah,I heard,boyfriendhearts;hearts;女朋友?Thats noneof yourbusiness.・肉贩?•肉贩?Girlfriend你说牛肉我乱猜的-Butcher.-Butcher你在读什么?The veal...I tooka shot.“当酒保的乐趣〃海明威写的What areyou reading那又怎样?表示你很幽默?The Joyof Bartending,Hemingway.慢慢喝那是好酒要细细品味So,what,youre funny不用了我请客Whoa,whoa,whoa,slow down...Thats anice Ctesdu Rhne.为什么?Nah,its onme.贿赂你才会留下来聊天And whywould thatbe如果你走了我就得听那些小伙子A bribe,so youllhang outand talk.讨论费欧娜艾波If youleave,Til have to listen to thoseNYU kids我求你with theAmstel Lightsdiscuss FionaApple.他们不只是聊天Im beggingyou.下班后他们回到她家But theydid alittle morethan talk.酒保史蒂夫为米兰达After workthey wentback toher place,接连送上两次高潮where Steve,the bartender,hearts;hearts;served Mirandatwo orgasms,straight up.那么…这经验很特别没错那是你的上衣吗?So,uh...that was,uh...really special.Sure...Is that your shirtover there可以给我你的电话吗?hearts;hearts;为什么?So,can Iget yourphone number方便打给你约你出来Why听着…To callyou upand askyou fora date.听着史蒂夫Look...1你不必这样Steve...Look,Steve/你不必假装会打电话给我You donthave todo this.我们都知道这只hearts;hearts;不过是一液「情You donthave to make believeyoure gonnacall.你这个人真妙hearts hearts hearts;Lets justcall thiswhatthis was.A one night stand.有空来酒吧坐坐Youre areal pisser.当然随便谢了Stop bythe bar,see mesometime.再见…Sure,okay,whatever.床上功夫不错Thanks,bye.三顿晚餐以及两次奢华午餐后Great sex.艾德邀请莎曼珊到他家Three dinnersand twoextravagant luncheslater,以前她绝不会相信Ed invitedSamantha overto histownhouse.自己会考虑跟老男人交往Up untilnow,Samantha wouldnever havebelieved但艾德与众不同she wouldconsider arelationship withan older man.那东西怎么会跑到那里?But,there wassomething aboutEd.不知道这里…Well,how didthat getthere艾德不会吧I wonderif...在令人印象深刻的六道菜后Oh,Ed,no.艾德对莎曼珊展开攻势After animpressive sixcourse dinner,艾德的攻势年代久远Ed putthe moveson Samantha.Eds moveswere from a differentdating time.莎曼珊只有在老电影里见过但没想到会亲身体验Moves Samantha had heardof orseen inold movies,我过去经常在古巴快活but movesshe neverthought shedexperience firsthand.怎么了艾德?I usedto groovewith thesecats inCuba.付不起电费吗?Whats thematter,Ed你真幽默敬幽默一杯Cant affordthe lightbill管他的Youre fun...A toastto fun.我就打开天窗说亮话吧Oh,what thehell.莎曼珊我时日不多了Im gonnalay mycards on the table.顶多到年Samantha,I figureIve onlygot ahandful ofgood yearsleft.1012我想找个陪我一起享乐的人-Oh,no,Ed...-No,tento twelve,tops.我知道像你这么美丽的女人And Imlooking forsomeone tohave somefun with.要找怎样年轻的男人都行Now,Im aware that agorgeous womanlike you所以我愿意给你一点回报can get any youngman you want.说到野性别担心-Well...-So,Im willing to makeit worthyour while.我有的是威而钢And speakingof wild,dont worry.艾德那可不是威而钢I gota bigold pocketfull ofViagra.莎曼珊正在实践她的都市爱情神话Why,Ed,thats notViagra.一个下班后喝杯鸡尾酒的女人Samantha wassuddenly livingher ownurban relationshipmyth.从此过着幸福美满的日子…The womanwho stoppedfora cocktail afterworkand livedhappily ever after.最多到年1012我想在黑暗中比较性感For tentotwelveyears,tops.能关掉你身后的灯吗?I thinkin the dark issexier.在黑暗中她发现Could youget thatlight behindyou所有的猫不仅看起来一样In thedark,Samantha learned感觉也一样that allcats notonly look the same,艾德的吻跟一般老男人不同but theyfelt thesame.艾德的抚摸跟一般老男人不同Eds lipswere notthe lipsof an older man.抱歉宝贝我要去厕所Eds touchwas notthe touchof an olderman.不幸的是艾德的屁股老态毕露Excuse me,baby,little boysroom.hearts;hearts;她告诉他因晚餐吃了贝类食物Unfortunately,Eds asswas theassof anolderman.而身体不舒服先行告退She toldhim it was abad reaction星期六下午米兰达正在家to theshellfish fromdinner.享受一杯咖啡以及阅读纽约时报的悠闲时光Saturday afternoon,Miranda wasat homehearts;heartshearts;hearts;命运却来敲门enjoying acup ofcoffee and her NewYork Times谁?when fatecame knocking.史蒂夫Yes哪个史蒂夫?Its Steve.史蒂夫布莱迪当酒保的Steve who你想怎样?Steve Brady,the bartender.你想让邻居听到吗?What do you want嗨You wantyour neighborsto hear谢谢你让我进来Hey,hi.你忘了什么吗?Thanks forletting mein.不我没有你的电话Did you forget somethingthe othernighthearts;hearts;而我想告诉你…No,I didnthave yournumber我喜欢你andIwantedto tell yousomething.你的意思是跟你上床很容易I like you.hearts;hearts;我想再来一次Translation,I thinkyoure aneasy lay不是那样的and Edlike tohave sexagain.跟我吃晚饭No,its notlike that.为什么?Have dinnerwith me.我不知道因为肚子饿Why我不能和你吃晚饭我甚至不认识你I dont know,because werehungry.你跟我上过床I canthavedinnerwithyou,I donteven knowyou.那不一样You sleptwith me.今晚可以吗?Its adifferent thing.不行我有计划了How abouttonight你才没有计划No,I have plans.You donthaveplans.■我有-是什么?快说免得你骗人-I haveplans.-What plans我跟朋友约好在“否认〃吃饭Quick,before youmake oneup.我去找你喝一杯几点?Im meetingmyfriendsdowntown atDenial fordinner.七点Ill meetyoufora drink,what time好的Seven.你到底跟她们约儿点?Okay.九点What timeareyoureally meetingthem八点十五我到了大人物家Nine.准备很快喝杯酒便出门At8:15,1arrived atBigs.我跟自己说只是跟朋友吃顿饭One quickdrink athis place,and wedbe outthe door.但当我穿着新买的衣服站在门外等待I toldmyself allday itwas just another dinnerwith friends.hearts;hearts;我发现意义远大于此But,as Istood waiting,in mynew,very favoritedress,宝贝进来吧I realizedit meanta lotmore.你的穿着不适合跟我朋友见面快去换衣服Hey,baby,cmon in.关于那件事…Well,you arenot properlyattired tomeet myfriends,mister,now hopto it.你介意我不去吗?Yeah,about that...uh...我在外忙了一天Do youmind ifI dontgo又快下雨了I mean,Tve beenout allday,可是我的朋友都在等你its gonnarain.我知道但她们是你朋友But myfriends areexpecting you.你去就够Yeah,I know,but theyreyour friends,and...r可以吗?theyll befine withjust you.当然Is itokay我害怕若抬头注视他的眼睛Sure.我会变成石头I wasafraid ifI lookedup intohis eyes,我怎么会相信fd turnto stone.我们的关系第二次便会好转?How couldI havelet myselfbelieve我从未听说过在都市爰情神话中things would be differentthe secondtime around一个岁的婴儿Ive nevereven heardof anurban relationshipmyth42不可思议地变成一个in whicha self-centered,42-year-old baby可以带到公开场合的成熟男人magically transformedinto agrown man人没到齐他们不肯带位that youcould bringout inpublic.大人物还要多久才到?They wontseat usuntil allof ourparty is here.我不确定他从公司过来Oh.-How longdo youthink Bigwill behearts;hearts;我无法告诉她们我的坠落英雄怎么了Im notsure,hes comingfrom work.至少等我喝一杯再说I didnthave thestrength totell themabout myfallen hero.只要我在“否认”At leastnot withoutacocktail.我可能会一直待在那里I figuredas longas I was indenial,你看你I mightas wellstay there.如果你想要殷勤的服务派一个酒保去Mmm!Look atyou.如果你想要完美的性爱就带一个回家Well,if you want goodservice,send abartender.hearts;hearts;怎么了?这很好笑And ifyouwanta goodfuck,go homewith one.米兰达可以跟你说句话吗?Hello,itwasfunny!-别去…-放心这是家常便饭-No,no,no,not...not funny,Mr.Sambuca.-No,relax.我想把这首歌献给坐在那边的迷人小姐Im aregular.hearts;rd liketo dedicatethis songto thelovely ladysitting rightover there.When Iwas17It wasa verygood yearIt wasa verygood yearFor smalltown girlsand softsummer nightsWed hidefrom thelightsIn thevillage green这一切十分完美我感觉仿佛置身天堂When Iwas17与此同时米兰达却深陷地狱It wasperfect,I feltlike Iwas inheaven.;冲洗产品Meanwhile acrosstown,Miranda wasin hell.用现代话说就是搞笑俱乐部...douche products...你笑得出来吗?Or itsmodern dayequivalent,the comedyclub.到底何时才开始搞笑?Are wehaving funyet我从未这么想自杀Yeah,when doesthe comedystart我去结帐Ive neverbeen thisclose tosuicide.hearts;hearts;PH getthe check.你若丢下我跑掉我会杀了你亚伦米勒是米兰达在餐馆If youditch mein thisplace,I willhunt youdown,and killyou.认识的离婚建筑师Alan Millerwasa divorced architect他们立刻发现彼此都对烤面包丁深恶痛绝Miranda metin aislenumber threeat theFood Emporium.我不知道你们怎么想They immediatelybonded overa sharedhatred ofdesigner croutons.如果我只对新鲜感兴趣And I dont knowabout allyou otherguys,but ifall Iwas interestedin wasfreshness,就一会Miranda,can Italk to you overthereFor asecond.老天在惩罚我随便和人上床hearts;hearts;谢谢The Godsare punishingme forhaving casualsex.问你一个问题我就走Thank you.你为什么这么恨男人?One quickquestion andIm outof here.你说什么?Why doyou hateguys somuch我们才刚认识所以我知道你不是针对我Excuse me等一下・・・We justmet,so Iknow thataint allabout me.你到底想怎么样?Wait,wait,wait!我只想更进一步了解你What,what doyouwant帮我一个忙好吗?I justwanna gettoknowyou better.你能不能试着相信Do mea favor,或许我不是个坏人?can you,for onesecond,或许我是真的喜欢你?believe thatmaybe Imnot somefull ofshit guy或许那一晚很特别?That maybeI dolike you你能相信吗?That maybethe othernight wasspecial不能Do youthink thatmaybe youcan believethat或许我跟太多酒保上过床了No.你还好吧?Maybe Ivejust sleptwith toomany bartenders.我不想谈Are youokay幸会失陪了I dontwanna talkabout it.也许我们应该要一张四个人的桌子Nice meetingyouall,excuse me.我就知道大人物不会来了Guys,maybe weshould justgetatable forus four.男人都是烂货I knewit,Big*s notcoming.米兰达别胡说Men areshit.他会来吧?Miranda,what areyou talkingabout我不知道我是否说得出口Hes coming,isnt he告诉夏洛特“从此幸福美满〃真的只是个神话I didnt know ifI hadthe heart他来了totell me Charlottethat happilyever afterreally was justamyth.外面雨下的真大See,there heis!你还记得我的朋友吗?Boy,its reallycoming downout there.我当然记得你们好You remembermy friendsOfcourse,Ido.看见大人物为我现身彻底动摇了米兰达对男人不信任的态度Seeing Bigshow upfor melike that抱歉失陪shook Mirandaslack ofbelief systemto thevery core.就这样米兰达离开“否认”Excuse me.史蒂夫And just likethat,Miranda leftdenial.或许我能相信Steve!从那时起Maybe Ican believeit.男女关系复杂的女人From thatnight on,也将诉说着一液变成真感情的故事:promiscuous womeneverywhere wouldtell thetale heartsheartsHWhearts;of theone nightstand thatturned intoa至于大人物和我…relationship.莎曼珊告诉我And asfor Bigand me...你有没有跟那老头上床So,Samantha,tell me...hearts;hearts;从那晚起我们不再是神话Did youever getit onwith thatold coot而开始步入真实That wasthe nightwe stoppedbeing amythand startedbecoming real.我就会和我的沙拉脆片做爱hearts;hearts;红头发的then Iwouldbefucking mysalad crisper!你要不要接该死的电话Yo,Red!hearts;hearts;那…不是我的电话You wannaanswer yourfuckin phonehearts;hearts;没关系你接Its,uh...Its notmy phone.接电话Go ahead,answer it.hearts;hearts;这是亚伦米勒的电话Answer it!hearts;hearts;不我是他女友你是谁?Alan Millersphone.谁打来的?No,this ishis date,whos this抱歉他女友现在不能说话Who isit请问你哪位?Im sorry,his datecant speakright now,他老婆whom mayI sayis calling笨蛋你老婆打电话来His wife!hearts;hearts;你说你已经离婚了Hey,lug nuts,your wifesonthephone.我还没有真正离婚You toldmeyouwere divorced.我们只是分居Imnotreally divorced.不我们才要分手Im reallyseparated.看到没?这就是我我要走了No,were reallyseparated.红头发的别走这么快See,this isme,separating.我跟你上床Yo,Red,not sofast.hearts;hearts;Ill fuckyou.亲爱的?如果他们未婚一定是同性恋或离过婚Honey...要不就是外太空来的异形If theyrenot married,theyre gay,别跟我约会or burnedfromadivorce,or aliensfrom theplanet他们数量惊人在我们身边游走Dont DateMe!只能靠他们较大的头来辨认Its amazinghow manyof themwalk amongus now.我问他〃你离婚多久了?”Only recognizableby theirslightly largerheads.“三年”一点也不心虚I askedhim,point blank,how longhave youbeen divorced男人都是骗子Three years,justlikethat,three years.而百分之不能跟你做爰的男人更是毫无价值Guys aresuch liars.97hearts;hearts;他告诉我他多喜欢我我竟然…And97%of themcant fuckyou wortha damn!相信他He tellsme howmuch helikes me,and boom,我有这么饥渴吗?I believehim.也许他真的喜欢你Am Ithat needy我发誓你今天再跟我说这种话Well,maybe hereally didlikeyou.我就拿这个米布丁砸你I swear,ifyou Pollyanna-out onme today,有个已婚男子疯狂爱上Im gonnahavetohit youwith thisrice pudding.我朋友阿曼达的朋友艾许莉This marriedman fellmadly inlove他说他会离婚结果他真的离了with myfriend Amandasfriend Ashley,and hesaid hewould getadivorceand hedid.后来他们结了婚搬去了康涅狄格州他是一个很棒的丈夫和父亲And theygot marriedand theymoved toConnecticut,不可能有这种事and heis this amazing husband and father..什么?•都市爱情神话Never happened.女人编织的都市爱情神话-Excuse me-Urban relationshipmyth.好让她们自己的感情生活显得似乎不那么绝望Unbelievable fairytales concoctedby women没错只可惜这令人更加绝望tomaketheir lovelives seemless hopeless.因为这种事绝不会发生在你身上Exactly,except itmakes youfeel evenmore hopeless真的会发生because thisfabulous magicalrelationshipisnever happeningtoyou.就像一个和男友分手的女人It didhappen!决定搬到堪萨斯州或其他地方Its rightup therewith theone aboutthe guywho couldntcommit有一天晚上她走路回家and thewoman brokeup withhim andmoved awayto Kansasorsomeplace,下着雨and thenonenight,she comeswalking home...总是下着雨In therain!他站在门口手里拿着订婚戒指Always,in therain.他说“嫁给我”And hesstanding therein frontof herdoor withan engagementring然后他们从此幸福美满andhesays,Marry me那有可能发生and theylive happilyever after.真的有人过着幸福美满的日子But itcan happen.我朋友阿曼达的朋友就是一例People dolive happilyever after.总是朋友的朋友的朋友…It happenedto myfriend Amandasfriend.夏洛特你认识的人中Its alwaysa friendwho knowsa friendwho knowsa friend.有谁的感情生活一夜之间有了极大的改变?Charlotte,honey,have youactually everknown anyone有whos relationshipchanged magicallyovernight凯莉和大人物Yes.他们的关系和以前完全不同Look atCarrie andBig.怎么不同?告诉我Their relationshipis totallydifferent thanit usedto be.就是不同我说不上来・・・How,tell me,how isit different事实上我可以说但你现在太吓人所以我不说It justis,I cantexplain it,its...不真的告诉我Actually Ican,but youreso scaryrightnow,I wont.这只是…一个感觉No,really,tellme.情况改变了像是…Its justa feeling.可能我们都知道我们会复合I don*tknow,something shifted,its like,um...一定有它的原因maybe weboth knowthat ifwe came together again,为什么这么难相信?it mustbe fora reason.你有多少时间听我说?What,why isthat sohard tobelieve那天下午我思考神话和感情的关系How muchtime haveyou got英雄男朋友独眼巨人离过婚的男人That afternoon,I gotto thinkingabout mythsand relationships.Heroes,boyfriends,cyclopses,divorced guys.他们真的有那么大的差异吗?远古的希腊人对神话坚信不移Are theyreally thatdifferent并借此解释他们悲惨生活中偶然的绝望The primitiveGreeks clungdesperately tomyths现代的单身男女是否需要现代神话to explainthe randomhopelessness of their miserablelives.好帮助我们度过Do modernday singlesneed modernday myths偶然而且有时痛苦的恋情?just tohelp usget through那大人物和我呢?our randomand sometimesmiserable relationships在似乎永无止尽的And whatabout Bigand me格格不入后我们突然契合了After whatseemed likean eternity是爱神微笑了of notquite fittingtogether,we suddenlyfit.或是我需要相信这一点?Had therelationship,God smiled,我们是否还愿意相信任何事?or wasthat somethingI desperatelyneeded tobelieveAre wewillingtobelieve anythingto date尽管莎曼珊对于“从此幸福美满〃心存怀疑她倒是相信下班后While Samanthahad littlebelief inthe ideaof happilyeverafter,来杯时髦的鸡尾酒绝对有益she hada verystrong beliefintheidea莎曼珊一杯四海为家以及唐纳川普ofasmart cocktailat theend ofthe workday.这种事只有在纽约才会发生Samantha,a Cosmopolitan,and DonaldTrump.听着艾德我得走了You justdont getmore NewYork thanthat.考虑一下Listen,Ed,Ive gottago.我会在普大楼的办公室等你消息-But thinkabout it.-Yeah.51不好意思ril beat myoffice atTrump Tower.你的美貌让我分心Excuse me.我刚同意投资普先生新的企划案Iwasso distractedby yourbeauty,J11你欠我一亿五千万I thinkI justagreed tofinance Mr.Trumps newproject.你收支票吗?You oweme me150million dollars.我可以请你喝一杯吗?Will youtake acheck我已经有一杯了谢谢May Ibuy youa drink我可以买一座小岛给你吗?I alreadyhave one,thanks.hearts;hearts;我不知道你能吗?Can Ibuy youan island我叫艾德I don*tknow,can your我是莎曼珊The names Ed.莎曼珊你常来这里吗?Samantha.亲爰的这词儿比你还老呢So,Samantha,doyoucome hereoften你真风趣Honey,that linesolder thanyou are.你有所不知You area pistol.;喝了一瓶香槟之后Ed youhave noidea.莎曼珊得知艾德单身A bottleoftheirbest champagnelater,没有对象而且还是个亿万富翁Samanthahadlearned thatEd wassingle,你能接受最老到几岁的男人available,andamillionaire many,many timesover.五十Whats yourage ceilingwith men如果他坐拥数亿家产?Fifty五十Factor inmillions andmillions ofdollars.我认识一个最可爱的老家伙Fifty多大年纪?五十?Well,I justmet thecutest olderman.六十?How old,fifty亲爱的他参加医疗保险了吗Sixty我猜是但外表很年轻Sweetie,isheon Medicare72你的沉默有歧视老人的意味Im guessing72,a young
72.你是认真的吗?Your silencereeks ofageism.他带我去“尚乔治”吃饭Are youserious我们不需要预约直接入座了He tookmetodinner atJean-Georges,我不知道他们有专为老人设计的特餐we gotright in,no reservationneeded.他有权势又大方I wasntawarethatJean-Georges hadan early-bird special!只是想找人陪他享乐Hes vibrantand powerfuland generous.那包括闺房之乐吗?And he*sjustlooking forsomeone tohavealittle funwith.hearts;我们还没讨论这一点And wouldthat includebedroom funrWehaven tdiscussed ityet.你的意思是你真的能够和上了年纪的男人做爱Are youtelling methatyouare seriouslycapable hearts;hearts;你知道那句谚语“所有的猫在黑暗中都一样”of havingsex witha senior这是十足的当代传说Well,you knowthe saying.All catslookthesame inthedark.下水道的鳄鱼It waspure urbanlegend.;微波炉内的宠物Alligators inthe sewer现在则是莎曼珊和老头子交往pets inthe microwave这样是一块牛肉还是这样是一块牛肉?and nowanoldman inSamantha.那是一块牛肉Is thisa piece of vealor isthisapieceof veal在每个神话中That isapieceofveal.In everymyth,there comesa point。