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欲望城市(性爰专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问)“旧情人新朋友”hearts;hearts;曾经有人说过当一扇门关上时必定有另一扇窗会打开Someone oncesaid thatwhen onedoor shuts大人物和我关上了那一扇门a windowopens.但我们的窗正吹进凉爽微风Big andI hadshut ourdoor,人们不再费心打扮了but ourwindow wasopen andblowing agreat breeze.像是穿背心People dontdress upanymore.还有怀表Like withwaistcoats.我要重新引领佩带怀表的风潮And watch fobs.真有雄心壮志Im gonnabring backthe watchfob.请给我一支烟A manwith aplan.既然大人物和我不再玩爱情游戏Smoke,please.我们可以尽情享乐Now thatBig andI werentplaying thedating game,这样再好不过了we werefree tojust play,在哪里?and ithad neverbeen better.真叫人刮目相看Where isit女人喜欢这些小花招Wow,impressive.还有怀表The ladiesenjoy sleightof hand.同时在往北条街And thewatchfob.35Meanwhile,35blocks north,杨氏夫妇的鸡尾酒会上很明显全世界都想要at Dr.And Mrs.Young*s cocktailparty,定义我和大人物的关系Apparently,everyone inthe universe你觉得怎么样?wanted meto definemy relationshipwith Big.我喜欢宝贝What do you think你本来不认为我爱听爵士乐吧?I like it...baby.不Didnt thinkI hadthat groovyjazz club in me,did you.你弹得太棒了.不…No.我只是努力跟上节拍Hey.Hey man...You were really great.-No,not great,你真的很棒Im justtrying tokeep up.你懂爵士乐吗?No,you weregreat.不懂You knowjazz我可以请你喝杯酒吗?No.不用了这家店是我的Can Ibuy youa drink唯有如此他们才肯让我表演No,Im allset,I ownthe place.f我一点节奏感都没有不过至少我能免费喝啤酒It sthe onlyway theylllet me play.我叫雷金恩I cantkeep abeat soat leastI candrink forfree.我叫凯莉Ray King.凯莉布雷萧Hi,Im Carrie.Um,Carrie Bradshaw.爵士乐的新信徒抱歉这位是…Jazz neophyte.你杯子空了Um,oh,sorry,this is...乔伊拿瓶威士忌来Youre runninglow.你是这家店的老板?Joey,Glenlivet.Coming rightup!是的上城还有一家So,you ownthis place扛了一大笔贷款I do.I ownthis,one uptown.我得走了Helluva lot of mortgages.往上城的方向?WelL.Jeez,I gottago.对你要搭便车吗?You headinguptown■那太好了■我去叫我的车来Yes,yes,I am.Oh,do youneed aride这个时间点外面是有计程车的-Thatd begreat,-fll callmy car.那我们搭计程车吧This timeof nightCabs arelined upoutside.好就搭计程车So,then well take a cab.好Okay,welltake acab.你的贝斯这样放着无所谓?Okay.它一向都在俱乐部过夜You sureyour bassis gonnabe okay有时它甚至和小鼓搞七拈三Oh yeah,sleeps at the cluball thetime.计程车真是烂到极点Sometimes iteven hooksup with the snaredrum.我可以要你的电话吗?Cabs arebullshit.hearts;hearts;好Listen,can I get yournumber当然Yeah,yeah.我是个不带笔的作家Uh,sure,let mejust...・谢谢-不客气Im awriter withno pen.是-Thank you.-No problem.6739我知道6-7-3-
9.我家到了I know.谢谢This is...Yeah,this isme.很高兴认识你Thank you.很高兴认识你Nice to meet you.再见Nice tomeet you.你在干嘛?Bye.•什么意思?•你明明知道What are you doing现在他会以为我们在一起-What do you mean-You know what Imean.你喜欢绅士帽?Now hesgonna thinkwere together.那不是重点What,you likethe porkpie hat告诉你他有口臭Thats not the point.我觉得还好Well,Til tellya,he hadsome breathon him.你在开玩笑吗?Oh,his breathwas fine.Are youkidding那简直就像他和蓝调之王一起吃过期汉堡好吧It waslike hehad abad burgerwith BBKing in
75.我们得弄清楚我们在搞什么Alright.我们在搞什么?We gottafigure outwhat we*re doinghere.我们是什么关系?What are we doing我们是朋友如何?What arewe哪一种朋友?Were friends,hows that一起听爵士乐What kindof friendsjazz,吃披萨的朋友Oh.Friends wholisten to还有…friends whoeat pizza.不没有…Friends who...凯莉喜欢爵士乐手Oh,no,there willbe no...爵士乐Oh.Carrie likesa jazzman.够了我要上楼了Jazz...・随你便•我要睡觉了All right,thats it,Im goingupstairs.晚安-Suit yourself.-I have to go to sleep.但我睡不着Nighty night.我忘不了计程车上的诡异气氛But I couldnt sleep.我听到那首歌就想到1你My bizarremenage a taxi washaunting me.hearts;You know,when Ihear thatsong,I thinkof you.我甚至还不认识你那很好I donteven knowyou,how fuckedup is that你可以等一下吗?Well,thats good.你在做什么?Oh,can youhang ona second我现在没空Hello Whatare you doing你在讲电话I canttalk right now.hearts;hearts;对What,youre on the otherline跟绅士帽?Yes,yes,I am.我要挂了Pork pie叫他去买薄荷糖Look,I gottago.hearts;hearts;我要挂了Tell himhe needsmints.凯莉喜欢爵士乐手Im hangingup.抱歉Carrie likesa jazzmusician.没关系Sorry.星期六晚上我想约你山去No problem.你不必听我演奏Listen,Id like to takeyou outon Saturdaynight.好我很乐意I promiseyou wonthave tolisten tomeplay.太好了Okay,fd like that.别带那暴躁的家伙来Great.他没那么糟了Dont bringthe angryguy.Hes notso bad.再见好See ya.你想干嘛?Okay.你看上那男的什么?What do you want他知道何时说再见What doyou seein thatguy次日早晨米兰达心想我也许说对了He knowswhen tosay goodbye.她可能真的是界限小姐The nextmorning,Miranda decidedI mighthave beenright.如果她想要体面一些Maybe shewas Ms.Boundaries.或许她无法把那男人连同马桶水一块丢出去If shewanted adecent relationship,她也非得降低界限不可she couldntthrow theboy outwiththetoilet water.没有比此刻更好的时机She wouldhave to let down her boundaries.你吓倒我了And therewas nobetter timethan thepresent.你有贝果吗?-Hey.-Oh,hey,hi,you scaredme.在冰箱上面Hey.You got any bagels太好了Uh,top of the fridge.■那滤纸呢?•在咖啡机上Oh.Cool.当米兰达设法上厕所时-What aboutfilters-Above thecoffee maker!莎曼珊则在帮玛莉亚的忙While Mirandatried to do herbusiness,我这么做对吗?Samantha helpedMaria withhers.别想这些尽管做就是了Am I doing thisright绘画就像吃饭像性爰Dont think,just doit.hearts;hearts;这我倒没问题You know,painting islike eating,like sex.我是来买画不是来作画的I can do that.hearts;hearts;不不不You know,I cameto buyart,not makeit.这是巴西人的规矩Oh,no,no,no,no,no.每个来我家的人都要帮忙This isa Brazilianthing.但你有所选择Everyone thatcross mydoor hasto help.你可以画一幅画But you have achoice,really.或是帮我洗衣服You canmake apainting想得美or you candomy laundry.你要买我的画吗?Not gonna happen.hearts;hearts;你要帮我付下次修指甲的钱Youre buyingone ofmy paintings,right对不起Yeah.Youre buyingmy nextmanicure.我们…Oh,Im sorry.我们需要谈谈这件事吗?Do we...需要吗?Do weneed totalk aboutthis我曾有一两次・・・Do we跟女人的性经验Ive donethe girlthing,通常还有一个男人以及几颗镇定剂once,twice,usually involvinga guyand a couple ofquaaludes and...那感觉很好…真的对男人而言当然好It wasnice,really,and...但是…Really nicefor the guy.我不喜欢谈感情But...而你真的很特别Im nota relationshipperson.我们可不可以当朋友就好?And yourereally something.那要看情况Could webe friends在我的语言中〃朋友〃Well,it depends.n代表“一个有颗温暖的心…In mylanguage,friends会买下我很多作品的人translates to a personwith awarm heart...hearts;hearts;葡语的“作画〃怎么说?that...buys a lotofmy art.作画Whats Portuguesefor workingit隔天我发现最适合我的衣服Working it.以及夏洛特身上的印记The nextday,I foundthe perfectcolor onme.不好意思…And somethingelse onCharlotte.那是吻痕吗?Uh,excuse me,but...我要看isthata hickey真是复古Let mesee.Oh myGod,I dont...崔和我在电影院里亲热Wow,thats soretro.Trey andI madeout inthe movies.那才叫复古我们不只如此Now thatis retro.是吗Thats notall wedid.电影看到一半Really我在电影院里帮他口交Right inthe middleof themovie,hearts;hearts;-在电影院?-是的-I gavehim ablow job.-Oh.“卧倒的夏洛特咆哮的悍马”-In thetheater.-Yes.你说得对一旦我不再执着于定义Crouching Charlotte,Hidden Hummer.我们的关系我感And,you know,you guyswere right,觉好极了once Istopped tryingto defineeverything,恭喜你亲爱的I realizedhow greatTrey andI haveit.你拥有了美好而健康的感情生活Congratulations,sweetie.夏洛特明白It soundslike you gotanice,healthy relationship.若莎曼珊说她的感情生活健康Charlotte realized;她的感情生活必定有问题if Samanthadefined herrelationship ashealthy隔天当崔想要实地演练she hadone sickrelationship on her hands.夏洛特则想要答案The nextday,as Treylooked foraction,崔拜托不要在这里Charlotte wentlooking foranswers.-那去看电影好吗?-不Trey,please,not here.我们离你家只有五条街远-Should we go toa movie-No!我们要躺在以前那张床上Look,were fiveblocks fromyour place.像夫妻一样做爰Well justwait and well getin ourold bedhearts;hearts;我不想等andwellreally make love likeman andwife.为什么?-Oh...I don*t wantto wait.-Ah...我们为什么不能等?Why只有五条街崔我们到底是怎么回事?Why notWhy cantwe wait你害怕我们的床Its fivestupid blocks,what iswrong withus,Trey会再次带来老问题吗?What,areyouso scaredthat if wegoback toour ownbed,夏洛特拜托youll havethe sameproblems all over again别在司机面前讨论这种事Charlotte,please,你只想在他面前做爱lets notdont discussthis in front ofthe driver.hearts;hearts;就这样Oh...You justwanted tohave sexin frontof him.夏洛特砰然关上了她和崔之间的门And justlikethat,是我Charlotte slammedthe dooronherand Trey.假如我们…真的在我床上做爱了Hello.Its me.hearts;hearts;是否仍可以在计程车上试试?So,ifwe were to,say,makelovein mybed,再说吧could westill doit in ataxi那好吧明天再打给你Well see.显然当夏洛特关上计程车门Alrighty then,call youtomorrow.她也打开了一扇新的窗Evidently,when Charlotteclosed thetaxi door,隔天米兰达为了不受打扰地上厕所she openeda wholenew window.并帮道格煮咖啡而早起The nextmorning,Miranda gotup earlyto peein peace好香and makeDoug coffee.我加了肉桂…Hey,smells great.很显然当米兰达接受了小便不关门的习惯Yeah.Its thecinnamon Iadd to the...其他事情的门户也从此大开Apparently,when Mirandaleft the door openfor peeing,有时候我喜欢在咖啡里加一点苣蔻粉…she opened thedoorfor everythingelse.也许这么做很小心眼但对米兰达来说…Yeah,sometimes Iliketoadd apinch ofnutmeg tomy coffee,it takesalotofthe...Maybe it was narrow-minded,but forMiranda,开门上大号这个理由hearts;应该足够把一个男人给甩了an opendoor dump纽约的特色就是was definitelyworth dumpingsomeone over.另一对旧情人正在欣赏美景你看见那山坡上整片草坪吗?another setof exswere enjoyingthe view.真是美极了Look atall theshades ofgreen inthe hillside,你裙底下的小屁股才美its sobeautiful.hearts;hearts;-崔-的确如此Whats beautifulis yourass inthat skirt.既然他们已经打开了沟通之门-Trey.-Well,it is.崔很想进去…每个地方Now thatTrey andCharlotte hadopenedthedoor ofcommunication,我现在可以对你做一些下流的事Trey wantedto getin...Everywhere.我们正在一个鸡尾酒会上rd liketodosome verydirty thingsto yourightnow.而且我是你分居的妻子Were atWinky andBobs cocktailparty,我分居的妻子有个漂亮的屁股and Imyour estrangedwife.hearts;hearts;最近你如此性致勃勃是件好事Well,my estrangedwife hasa damnfine ass.但这里是公共场合I thinkits reallygreat howup forthings youvebeen lately.我们不如去拿外套回你家-But weare inpublic.-Hm.因为我的屁股在那里也会很漂亮So,why dontwe getour coats,and goback toyour place,hearts;她的放射科医生很目中无人hearts;because myass willbe damnfine there,too.他太太更糟For aradiologist,hes awfullyfull ofhimself.先前他们因为带狗而被三家商店拒绝His wifeis evenworse.They werepassed overfor threePark Avenueco-ops becauseof thatyippie dog.养北京狗就会有这种待遇hearts;hearts;某些行为会使你无法进入商店Thats what you getfor overbreedingthe Pekinese.而某些行为则保证让你被踢出社交界Certain behaviorwill keepyou fromgetting intoaco-op.人人总是准备出席盛会Thats thething aboutNew York,everyones alwaysgoing.今晚是参加“道〃餐厅的开幕派对这是雷和我的初次约会每个人都到了Tonight itwas tothe opening of Tao...Rays andmy first每一个人date.Everyone wasthere.怎么?这是纽约今晚唯一开张的餐厅?Everyone.附近的汉堡王大排长龙So,what,this isthe onlyrestaurant inNew York你还记得…opening tonight是Well,the BurgerKing on9th Avenuehad aline aroundthe block.你好吗You,you remember...Oh,yeah.Hey,man.Yeah.这是莎How areya莎?不发音Oh,this isSha.Sha“Y”谢天谢地你终于来了The yis silent.我抢到最后一张桌子我们的组合是我前男友爵Oh,thank God,youre finallyhere.士乐手模特儿女同志和她的朋友莎曼珊I gotthe lasttable jetsgo.There wewere,me,my ex,莎?the jazzguy,the model,the lesbian,andher friendSamantha.她是个超级名模Sha对你而言才超级Shes asupermodel.泰式炒米粉何时才送来?Super for you.我喜欢炒米粉Think wellever getour mee krob这是他们的招牌菜Oh,I lovemeekrob.那r瓶里面还有酒吗?It stheir specialtyhere.谢谢Is thereany morewine inthere我马上回来Thanks.你看我有一盘泰式炒米粉Ill beback.泰式美味炒米粉Look atme,I grabbedsome meekrob.你怎么弄到的?Mee krob-alicious.主厨在我一家俱乐部工作Howd youget this你还真会交朋友Turns outthe chefworked atone ofmy clubs.我在面食方面很有门路You know all theright people.如果你不反对I gotthe inon thenoodles.我想在这里坐一会儿If its okay with you,我不反对Im gonnacamp outhere fora while.那张桌子真烂Its okayby me.没错That tableis bad.好极了我们一点也不饿Yeah,man.我要去洗手间Good thingwe werentfuckin hungry.在佛像旁右转亲爱的Im gonna gotothe bathroom.我只是想把事情弄清楚Turn rightattheBuddha,honey.你和凯莉现在纯粹是朋友对吧?你恢复单身了?So,just to,you know,get thingsstraight,you andCarrieare just friends now,right是的Youre availableYes,maam.如果你们只是朋友你觉得自己到底在干嘛?她可能表现得很坚强So,if yourejustfriends,what exactlydoyouthink装成没事的样子youre doingBecausethat girlmight comeoff但她其实很脆弱而且她是我最好的朋友like shesall strongand overit...所以我建议你离她远一点but shesfragile,and shesmy bestfriend.难道我们不能和睦相处吗?So,I suggestyou backoff.失陪了Cant weall justget along你还好吧?Excuse me.我没事对不起Hey.Hey,hey.You okay那男人对她很差劲Im fine,Im sorry.r我要走了That guys notgood forher.不别走Look...Um...Tm gonnago.我们可以换一张桌子No,no,dont go.我撒谎了We canget anothertable.我无法只跟你做朋友I lied.刚才我看到你那样…I cantjust beyour friend.你・・・What Isaw back there...你好棒You...你们是怎么说的?You weremagnificent.;你真了不起And howdoyousay thatum...我知道这样下去会有什么结果Oh...You kickass.但是你不想谈感情And Isee wherethis isgoing这对我来说很糟糕and youdont dorelationships.所以我们连朋友都做不成?And itwould bevery badfor me.我要去洗手间So wecant evenbe friends你回餐厅里面吧你真的很特别Im gonnago inhere andyou,yougobackthere.就在此时此地You*rereallysomething.莎曼珊决定不再自我设限Right thenand there,让自己尝试和一个女人…Samantha decidedtoletdownher boundaries.发展一段感情And openedherself uptothepossibility ofa relationship...with a而在另一间厕所…woman.对不起And ina differentbathroom...没关系进来吧Oh,jeez,Tm sorry.;进来吧Oh,no itsokay,come in.想试试吗?Come in.不谢了Want some好的Oh,no,no.All set,thanks.你可以上没关系Okay.我不用上Um...You cango,itsokay.谢天谢地Oh,I dontreally haveto go.他常常谈到你Oh,thank God.你们以前交往过吗?Um...He talksabout you.差不多Did youtwo usedto dateor something我要走了…Uh,something likethat.我的男伴正在等我Okay,Tm gonna...好的My dateswaiting for me.抱歉Okay.我逃不掉Um,sorry,sorry.r不管我走到哪里Icouldnt avoidit.我都得面对我和大人物的关系我把不发音的留在厕所Everywhere Iwent,显然八十年代的流行又回来了I wasconfronted bymy Bigrelationship.“Y”・Hey,I justleft silenty inthe bathroom我们要走了and P.S,apparently the80s areback.好的雷和我要先走Um,listen,we*re gonnago.一再见■一会见Okay,well,Ray andI weregonnagofirst.好-Bye.-See youlater.你知道我爱这城市什么吗?Okay.一切听起来都像爵士乐You knowwhat Ilove aboutthis city就像是・・・Everything cansound likea jazzriff.;Like uh...那垃圾车是…是吗?That garbagetruck is,uh...因为我・・・Really比较常听到…Really,cause um...就像…Igetmore ofa...我不知道Like a...你真的不懂爵士乐对吧?I dont know.我刚在初次约会上献丑You reallydontknowjazz,doyou给我一点鼓励吧I justscatted onmy firstdate,man,在泰式炒米粉和模特儿之间的某个时刻give mesome credit.我又坠入情网了Somewhere betweenthe meekrob andthe model,感觉很不错I wasdating again.我家到了It wasnice.你知道你是什么吗?This isme.你是…You knowwhat youare我只能这样回应Youre,um...我们亲吻的每一秒Do-do-do,right backat ya.让我更清楚一件事With everysecond ofour kiss,我真的很喜欢这个家伙itwasbecoming clearer,或许就是这样吧I reallyliked thisguy.最终一段感情结束的定义So maybethats it.是另一段感情的开始What ultimatelydefines arelationshipis anotherrelationship.隔壁满屋都是外科医生And certainbehavior isalmost assuredto getyou kickedout ofone.他们会理解的这是紧急情况The entiresurgical staffof LenoxHill Hospitalis inthe nextroom.至少把门关上吧Theyll understand,this isan emergency.当夏洛特走进她的门Well,at leastclose thedoor.我却把我那扇门关得紧紧的While Charlottewalked throughher door,好了胡迪尼大师I reachedmine andkept itfirmly closed.hearts;hearts;我陪你上楼Okay then,Houdini.到这里就行了ril walkyou up.那我在下面看着免得你跌倒I thinkI gotit fromhere.什么是…Then fllwatch fromdown herein caseyou trip.我们之间没有…Whats withthe...好的你说了算There willbe no...但我永远有空陪・・・Okay,youre theboss.晚安But Imalways availablefor the...你们曾在餐厅厕所里做过吗?Nighty night.-莲花饭店•火花餐厅Have youguys everdone itinarestaurant bathroom在芝加哥某个地方-Lotus.-Sparks.她说的是餐厅厕所Somewhere overChicago.She saidrestaurant bathroom.反正睾丸都是热的・优秀-那衣帽间呢?There werewarm nutsinvolved.-莲花饭店•我上一次生日派对-Classy.-How*bout acoat room我没这个经验给我糖浆-Lotus.-My lastbirthday party.这是个假设还是你们熟络起来了?Im out.Syrup崔和我衣帽间星期五Are thesetheoretical questionsor areyou gettingbusy,Missy昨晚在小酒馆的厕所Trey andI,coat room,Friday,但他不能…bistro bathroomlast night.他能曼哈顿到处都行But Ithought hecouldnt...这是个令人欣喜的发展Well,apparently hecan,alloverManhattan.不我们已经不在一起了Well,this isa veryhappy development.听起来也不像No,no,its not,were noteven togetheranymore.我们应该重新了解对方而非…Doesnt soundthat waytome.背抵着烘手机做爰Were supposedto begetting to know each other again,not...Not...hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;这真是让人困惑Fucking againsta handdryer我f们是在交往或是复合了?It sso confusing.他是我的男友还是情人?Are wedating orareweback together或是偶尔跟我在衣帽间发生关系的前夫?Is hemy boyfriendor myloverhearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;还有厕所Or my ex-husband whomI havesex withoccasionally incoat rooms以上皆是And bathrooms.谁在乎?好好享受就对了all ofthe above.我要知道我们会往哪里去Oh,who careswhatyouare,just enjoyit.我们也想知道No,I needto knowwhere weregoing.因为你们会在那里做爰Yes.Wed liketoknowwhere youregoing as well,hearts;hearts;1为什么非要定义不可?since evidently,you1!be havingsex there.他是我的丈夫经由法律认定Why doyouhaveto defineit现在一切都暧昧而难以区别了Hes myhusband,weweredefined bylaw.真是谢天谢地Now itsall blurry,its sohard.别说我了你周末在干嘛?Thank yourlucky stars.我去了猴子酒吧Oh,enough aboutme.What didyoudothis weekend真好玩跟谁一起去的?Monkey Bar.大人物Fun!With whom是酒吧不是厕所Big.这么说你和大人物确实是朋友之类的?The bar,notthebathroom.■朋友…之类的•别担心So youand Bigare reallyfriends orsomething难道你不该界定一下你和他的关系吗?-Yeah.-Friends...Or something.-Easy,prosecutor.・夏洛特就不用•夏洛特嫁给那个男人了Well,dont youthink youshould definewhat youredoing with him我们是无法界定的-Charlotte didnthaveto.-Charlotte marriedtheguy.她跟他上床了Were undefinable.hearts;hearts;我没有跟他上床Shes sleeping with him.hearts;hearts;我们只是…I amnot sleepingwithhim.一块出去Were just...说来有趣实际上hanging out.现在压力消失了Its fun,in fact,you know,我们便相处得很愉快now thatthe pressuresoff,-真好■这是滑坡效应凯莉were finallyjust enjoyingeachother.你必须有个界限r否则你不知道会发生什么事■Its good.-It sa slipperyslope,Carrie.是我们可能会…玩得很开心Without boundaries,you neverknow whatsgonnahappen.玩得开心不是得健忘症Yeah,we mightactually...Have fun.一点也没错Have fun,just donthave amnesia.关于界限的话题可以轻松一点吗?-Exactly.-Hey...我好得很Can welighten upontheboundary talk你有考虑跟他上床吗?Im fine.hearts;hearts;没有Are youthinking aboutsleepingwithhim你迟疑了No.我在吞咽食物You hesitated.爱斯基摩人发明了上百个字来形容“雪”I wasswallowing.我们有比他们多三倍的字来形容“感情”The Eskimohave hundredsof wordsfor snow.And weveinvented threetimes thatmany wordsfor relationship.我们造出越多字就越难去定义事物But themore wordswe invent,当你可以单纯交往不上床the harderit becomesto definethings.hearts;hearts;直接上床不交往In aworld whereyou candate withoutsex,hearts;hearts;并在性行为结束很久之后screw withoutdating,还和性伴侣保持朋友关系and inthe endkeep mostof yoursex partnersas friendshearts;hearts;hearts;到底什么才是感情的定义?long afterthe screwingis over,当晚米兰达降低了她与道格之间的界限what reallydefines arelationship他是纽约一位漫画家That night,Miranda letherboundariesdown withDoug,他们已经约会一个月了a cartoonistfor TheNew Yorker.米兰达不知道他们的关系为何They hadbeen datingfor abouta month.;但是感觉很好Miranda didntknowwhatthey were这是个很多第一次的早晨but sheknew itfelt good.道格第一次在这里过夜…It wasa morningof firsts.也是第一次男人在她面前小便It wasthe first time Doughad spentthe night...当晚我们去夏洛特的画廊And thefirsttimea manhad peedinfrontof her.参观巴西艺术家玛莉亚狄雅各雷伊的画展That night,we wentto Charlottesgallery他直接掏出命根子for theopeningofan exhibitby MariaDiega Reyes,the Brazilianartist.我在刷牙我转过头去他就开始尿了He justwhipped itout.起码他是你男朋友Im brushing,I lookover,hes peeing.只有男朋友会做这种事At leastyoucanprobably sayhes yourboyfriend,我不要会做这种事的男朋友only aboyfriend woulddo that.这样很不合适I dontwant aboyfriend whodoes that.应该等轮到自己关上门再尽情宣泄Its neverokay todo that.真是登对Wait yourturn,shut thedoor,do yourbusiness.界限小姐找到了不设限先生Oh,this isperfect.你喜欢这幅画吗?1nMs.Boundaries hasfound Mr.No Boundaries.是的Do youlikeit这是作者的最爰-Ido.-Hm.你认识她吗?Its theartists favorite.我就是她Do youknow her抱歉我应该…Ooh,I amher.我叫莎曼珊Oh,Im sorry,I shouldhave...玛莉亚Samantha.我有一件事要跟你抱怨Maria.我准备来买画…I havea boneto pickwithyou.hearts;hearts;却一幅也不剩I cameready tobuy andlook...对画家来说这绝不是坏消息All thesered dots,theres nothingleft.Thats neverbad newsfor theartist.不过我的工作室还有更多如果你想看的话…But Ihave manymore inmy loft,我会去而且很快if youever wantto comedown,take alook.在那些画也卖出去以前Yeah,I willand soon,hearts;hearts;一言为定before thoseget soldout fromunderneath measwell.现在是一个无关艺术的问题Its adeal.性感的男人都到哪去了?So,nowa...non art-related question.每一幅画都非常出色Oh.Where areall thehot guys我真为你骄傲It isstunning,all ofit.慢慢欣赏Im soproud ofyou,chica.她是我的旧情人Enjoy!至于性感的男人…■Its myex.-Oh.一个也没有Oh,and,about thehot guys...那对你是好事但我怎么办呢?No hotguys.隔天晚上我的前男友带我去Well,thats goodforyou,but whatsin itforme东村一家很小的爵士乐俱乐部The nextnight,myexintroduced me这些猫咪很棒吧toatiny jazzclubinthe EastVillage.猫咪?Arent thesecats amazing放轻松宝贝这里是街南面Cats14Listen up,baby,were below14th Street.好了宝贝就这样跟前男友…或者朋友什么的…相距数尺之遥的我Okay,baby.正和一个贝斯乐手眉来眼去There Iwas,inches awayfrom myex-boyfriend,friend,whatever,想再来一杯吗?lusting aftera bassplayer.你想再来一杯吗?You want another drink谢谢大家-Do youwantanotherdrink-Yeah,yeah.我们将休息片刻Thank youvery much.如果你们继续捧场…Were gonnatakeashort break,我们会再演奏一两组曲子when wecome back,if yourenice...(那是你男友吗?)well playanother setor two.。