The Kardashians《卡戴珊家族（2022）》第三季第八集完整中英文对照剧本

《卡戴珊家族》前情提要upbeat musicplaying娇得放过自己KIM:Previously onThe Kardashians...因为我每次来这里KRIS:You have to giveyourself a break败简直就是模范妈妈女尔是最关心我们每一because everytime Icome overhere,youre个人的人the motherof theyear.Youre themost attentive表现得兴奋点person to all ofus.金柏莉KIM:J Lookexcited.金的马里布房子是属于家人的KHLOE:Kimberly!我们可以来这里hearts;Kims烤肉还有过暑假Malibu houseis for the family,and this is where were gonna全都是为了小孩子准备的have barbecues and oursummers,我要帮妈办生日派对and its all for the kids.如果大家都Im throwingMom*s birthdayparty.扮成克莉丝詹纳来参加派对How funny would it be if一定会很有趣everyone whocomes to the partyis dressed我要变成克莉丝了like KrisJenner-Im gettingKrisd.我的天啊-STYLIST:Oh,my God.她到了吗？我的・・・我的天啊！怎么回事？-Oh,my-laughs-person screamingOh,my God,what ishappening!不过他是我认识最棒的爸爸这点让我非常以他为荣我知道他现在很有自but hesliterally the best dadI knowand Im信so proudof himfor that,and I know thathes我也为他感到很开心just feelingreally goodabout himself所以我有信心他很快就会回锅我们节目and Imhappy forhim.愿主保佑女尔So,I havefaith that,soon,hell be back on theshow.愿主保佑你ROB:God blessyou.女尔是好人，继续加油God blessyou.ROB:Youre a good kid.Keep it up,girl.-Khloe chuckles抱歉，我得挂电话了好-Sorry,I gottago.hearts;hearts;再见Oh,okay.我真的很忙Bye.我很爱女尔chuckles我也爱你，宝贝ROB:I love you so much.再见I love you too,Bobby boy.洛杉矶，寇特妮家］101嗨这些可爱的饼干是什么？KRIS:Hi.是女尔带来的吗？What are all thesecute cookies不是，而且很难吃Were thesefrom you可能是因为没有面粉、糖、孰质No,and theyrenasty.Its probablybecause theyhave no根本就是厚纸板flour,no sugar,no gluten.我需要跟妫:讨论一下Its justcardboard.I doneed to have achat with you我感恩节需要准备什么about what,if anything,am Imaking-for Thanksgiving.是这样的，因为有很多人-Well,heres the thing.我们会在那里待三天Theres somany people,we wouldbe我很喜欢过节的时候，因为我们可以in there for threedays.专心陪伴家人和I lovethis timeof theyear because we can庆祝一些事really justfocus onfamily我们家有很多人是天蝎座and celebratingthings.科瑞的生日和卓琳的生日We have a lotof Scorpiosin ourfamily.接著就是感恩节Coreys birthdayand Dreamsbirthday,那些饼干是哪来的？and thenwe haveThanksgiving.只是为了造型好看而已Where arethose cookiesfrom如果这样事情还不够多的话KOURTNEY:Theyre,theyre justfor looks.我们现在又决定要出一张圣And ifthats notbusy enough,now we诞专辑decide to addmaking aChristmas albuminto the-妈mix.-是-Mother尔期待要唱歌吗？-KRIS:Yes.-4hearts;-我很期待，来吧Are youexcited to sing』I am,lets go.在我妈录了她的圣诞歌之后…La,la,la,la,la,la,la hearts;After雪花随风飘，花鹿在奔跑my momrecorded herChristmas song...圣诞老公公，Dashing throughthe驾著美丽雪橇snow,on aone-horse opensleigh J哈哈哈Oer thefields we go,laughing我们姐妹都说all theway想要做一张圣诞专辑；KRIS/KOURTNEY:j Ha,ha,ha J...all mysisters,like我觉得是因为我们都很热爱圣诞节weve all been talkingabout doing a Christmasalbum.I我们去唱歌吧，各位think itsbecauseweall areobsessed withChristmas.hearts;Lets所有收益都会捐给慈善机构go sing,guys.寇特妮，娇昨天问我有没有人会唱歌And all of theproceeds willgo tocharity.hearts;只要是能把音唱准的人就Kourtney,you wereasking melast nightif,um,会唱歌anybody couldsing.hearts;As longas you can carrya tune,我们要怎么知道自己能不能把音唱准？you can sing.要测试，我How do们今天会帮女尔们诊断you know if youcould carrya tuneTest.■Were gonnadiagnose you guys today.对，我昨天晚上-Oh,no.已经知道寇特妮的程度了我的天啊Yeah,so I know Kourtneys all readyfrom lastnight.她唱得很好Oh,my God.-She didso good.』很好J AhJBa,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba J・夕尔刚混声了，娇-Beautiful.J Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba做到了-You justmixed.You justmade it-很好，我混声了-Yeah,I mixed!』没错laughsNo,no,no,no,nooo/我们都不是很会唱歌的人VALERIE MOREHOUSE:Yes!hearts;我们都没上过声乐课None ofus aresingers.None ofus havehad singinglessons before,所以如果上声乐课或许会让我们更有自信so ifa singinglesson mightsomewhat那有何不可呢？女尔们要不要来这边，围成弧形？make usfeel anybetter,then whynotDo you guys wanna come sortof thisway,so我需要修音we cancurve around请女尔们这样…I am gonna be auto-tuned.So,you guysareallgonna go.用这个吗？-lip trill-plays piano要-Oh,on this往这里吹气-VALERIE:But youre gonna blowinto here.她的音是准的-blowing liquid bubbles-plays piano往上走，来So she*s righton key.Valerie doeslip trills克莉丝，妫:很棒，我想听她的声音All theway up,here wego.；I want-Kris youredoin great.-I wannahear her—-Pm doinggreat.■我很棒-我帮金准备一杯水-好,太好了COREY:Tmma fixKim aglass.・现在要做什么？我们在玩女尔好，金，我叫薇拉莉，幸会Yeah,would youThatd begreat.■Were,uh,were playing.-What are we doing-VALERIE:Hi,Kim.Im Valerie.幸会-Hi.我知道寇特妮和金才刚发生-VALERIE:Nice to meet you.过一些不愉快-Nice to meet you.但大家齐聚一堂是好KHLOE:I knowKourtney and事Kim justhad theirdrama,我们家就是这样but...its apositive that were all here.我们就算一直讲某位手足的坏话This ishow weoperate inthis family.大家都还是会齐聚一堂We willtalk so much shit about onesiblingand be,like,allhere大家都知道我们经常假装问题不存在together.所以我们现在或许也是We areknown for just sweepingthings under这是我们表达爱的方式the rug,so maybethats我们就是这样子what were doing.Thisis ourlove language.声音要无缝Its justwhat wedo.我只是在音准上讲话我没有用到脖You want the voiceto beseamless,just子的肌肉vocalizing-Im justtalking onpitch.人的脖子有-Wow.个肌肉Im notusing myneck muscles.我的有一半425可能都打肉毒了所以我没办法・・・We have425muscles in the neck-rHalf ofmine areprobably Botoxed,-so I can t,like-我们来试试看，边吹泡泡边・・・-laughs]Lets do this.Just这样比较不可怕，对吧？来blow bubblesand giveme liptrill.This makesit lessscary,right Here wego.很棒，金-liquid bubbles-plays pianoAwesome,Kim.-liquid bubbles-女尔得发声-plays piano-女尔没有发声-KRIS:You haveto make a noise,Kim.-KHLOE:-我知道，我很害羞Youre notmaking noise.•她跟我刚刚一样-I know—好，莎夏，请发声-VALERIE:Shes makin a little.请如昌…■Shes makin*a little.-Okay,Sasha Fierce,make anoise.妫遽唱「诺」-Gimme.-J No,no,no,no,no,no,no J-liquidbubbles]把吸管拿掉-But youre gonna sayno now.Youre gonnaditch thestraw.・我跟女尔一起唱Fil do it with you.-没关系，她唱吧-Here wego.-不行,妫:唱，娇唱吧■Its okay,she cango.-不行,娇唱-No,you go.Just do it.我真的很不擅长…-No,you go.Its justnot mything to be like,J Mi,mi,mi,mi,mi,mi,mi,mi J laughs]KRIS/KIM:No,no,no,no,no,no,no JKRIS/KHLOE:J No,no,no,no,no,no,no J我真的没办法Oh,wow.大家一起ALL:J No,no,no,no,no,no,no jlaughingI justcould nothandle it.很棒-VALERIE:All of you.-ALL:J Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba J再一次-VALERIE:Perfect.-ALL:Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba J这里就是交接-VALERIE:One more.处，寇特妮，我们・・・-ALL:J Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba J』』Thats thebridge,so,um,很好，再一次Kourtney letsBa,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba J Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba JVALERIE:很好，Yes,gimme one more.娇开始混声了，对吧？JBa,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,ba JPerfect,now yourestarting toblend,克莉丝，我想请娇把声音往脸里right缩，请娇…Kris...I wantyou topull it intoyour face,so go,No,no,no,no,现在把手拿掉，记住这种no,no,no J J No,no,no,no,no,感觉no,no JVALERIE:Now take it off』克and memorizethat.罗伊，我弹低一点，捏著鼻子No,no,no,no,no,no,no JKhloe,Tm gonnago a littlelower.Just plugyour nose.现在把手拿掉再唱No,no,no,no,no,no,no-VALERIE:Now继续唱，很棒takeitoff and doit.我好想死，J No,no,no,no,no,no,no J这完全就是折磨VALERIE:Keep going,youre great.我不知道我是做了什么坏事I amfeeling likeI want to die,and that this is才需要在这里做这种事complete torture,and I dont know what I我真的很不喜欢did tosomebody tomake mesit here and dothis,and I just dont think its尔的音准很棒nice.-没有4-VALERIE:Your pitchis great.-音准很棒，克罗伊-Oh,no.-比我想像中还要高很多-Nice pitch,Khlo.-Yeah,and its so muchhigher我们就说实话吧，我们都不会唱歌than I thought.hearts;Lets justkeep itreal.我只会在车上或浴室唱歌None ofus know how to sing.hearts;旁边都没人的时候，这样很I onlysing ifTm in my caror my尴尬showerand no one elseis aroundme,我们如果明天就要进录音室like,this is not nice.我们当然要上课Like,if weregoing intomorrow,但我们也要想obviously,a好到底要录什么lesson isnecessary,but weshouldalso have a planof exactlywhat-we*re recording.-KOURTNEY:Well,thats what,她本来希望我们先想好要唱什么what she但我昨天晚上传讯息都没人回wanted usto comein withtoday,.but我有回答I ask-texted everyonelast night.今天早上又一次-and no one answered...-I gavemy answer.-...and againthis morning..我看看-KIM:Okay,lemme look.-只有妈回复我Moms theonly onewho wrote我们还没正式选好歌back.hearts;我很努力想让大家共同选出一首歌We havenot officiallypicked a song.hearts;我们绝对要选出一首歌Fve tried,and tried,and triedto geteveryone这是确定的to agreeto asong.hearts;,Were definitelygetting那首歌是哪一首歌one songout.hearts;hearts;-We doknow that.女尔要去哪里，裘吉？-KRIS:What is that one song我要去上厕所Where yougoing,Joge-Im justgoing to the bathroom.她又用了「我有事要做-Oh.所以就假装去上厕所」那招The oldIve gotsomething寇特，这是攵尔的计划女尔想唱哪首歌to do,so Im gonna pretend like Im宝贝？going1hearts;,-tothe bathroom trick.r-KHLOE:Kourt,it syoure shindig.与娃娃脸通话What song do you want,baberingback tone-BABYFACE on phone:Hey.等等，对，我们真的要录一张圣诞专辑-Hey.他们要我们上声乐课Wait,so,yeah,were reallyrecording aChristmas album and...我快死掉了，好丢脸Vm,the-theyre makingus dosome singinglesson,我很害怕，我很and like,dying in here,不擅长这个like,so embarrassed,mortified.我宁愿喝三杯烈酒Its justnot mything.然后直接进录音室录音，谁在乎？rd rathertake,like,three shotsand then justgo in there and see what wevegot.-BABYFACE:Yeah.-Like,who cares金在哪里？我从来没想到会遇到好几十个我我很感动能跟我的小孩I neverwouldve imaginedwalking into dozensof mes.和亲朋好友一起庆祝生日This meantso muchto celebratemy birthdaywith my kids,这就是最重要的and myfriends,and myfamily.而且大家别忘了，我才岁This iswhat its all about.40And lets not forget,Tm

40.《卡戴珊家族》J（欢迎莅临卡拉巴萨斯市］Let me show you somethingLet meshow you,somethin』J Its agoodlife,its agood vibeJ』Its agood time,uh J』（克莉丝）Yeah,we liveitupLet meshow you something j攵尔好j Let meshow you somethin J1Yeah,let meshow yousomethinJ-SCOTT:Yello!嘿-Hey!女尔好吗？你想吃点东西吗？Whats happeninDo you wannaeat something我想喝茶Um...Td takea tea.-有茶吗？・热茶吗？-You gota littletea对，我现在去哪里都会点茶-Hot tea我们不听她的意见吗？Where isKim她没那么投入Dont wewant herinputShes notinvested.但我想到一个很有趣的办法我如果跟大家说我太害羞了说我办不到，我会自己想办法But howfunnywoulditbeif I,like,just telleveryone我自己唱一首歌然后交出来Im tooshy,I can*t doit,Fil figureit out.我们可以加进专辑里，hearts;,然后由你制作Fil geton asong and Ill bringit,hearts;hearts;and wecan,like,add it一定会很好听tothealbum,and thenyou produceit.我如果要录歌那我就需要帮忙Itll soundamazing.我又不是爱hearts;,黛儿If Tmgonna recordasong,like,I needhelp.但我该唱哪首歌Im not,like,Adele here.hearts;我觉得娇如果想要俏皮一点的话可以唱《圣诞宝贝》But whatsongdo you thinkI shoulddo如果直接拿出一首很好听的歌BABYFACE:Well,I think for youfor the fun ofit could一定会很有趣be Santa Baby.hearts;大家会心想「这是哪来的？」It would be sofun to,like,present asong and justsound amazing,and我觉得我一定需要你帮忙they*llbelike,“Where didthis comefrom-一定要很好听I feellike Im gonna needyour helpfor sure.・没问题-This hasto begood.好，我再跟你联络-BABYFACE:Okay.Well,Im around.-Okay.Til let you know.-好,再见-BABYFACE:Okay.-好,再见•Okay,bye.我找上了娃娃脸，他说愿意帮我唱合音-BABYFACE:Bye.他说要当我的制I gotBabyface,作人he saidhe*ll domy backgroundvocals,一定会很棒hearts;hearts;he saidhell produceme.（）This is gonna begood.playful musicplaying（-Hey.（与娃娃脸通话）-BABYFACE onphone]:Hey.这里有寇特妮和克罗伊和我和金Hey,so Imwith Kourtney,我们要想出一首and Khloe,and me,and Kim,我们可以一起唱的圣诞歌hearts;and were trying tothinkof aChristmas songto sing-that wecould allsing.女尔在跟谁讲话？-KIM:Who are you talkingto你觉得呢？-Oh!嘿-KRIS:What do you think你觉得呢？Hey!-KIM:Oh!（与娃娃脸通话）-What do you think这首歌很适合妫门唱Hey!hearts;MBABYFACE onphone:Thats something that allyou攵尔刚刚在干嘛？guys coulddo.我刚刚怎么了？我只是去上厕所KHLOE:What wereyou doing over thereWhatwas I doingoverwhere妫滞著摄影团队和手机去上厕所？I justhad to go tothebathroom.hearts;hearts;-Um...他正在给我们建议-With the camera crewand yourphone我妈当然也打电话给他了...he*s tryingto giveus someadvice.hearts;hearts;；英雄所见略同So of course,my momcalled him,too.我完全不担心他会拆我台I mean,great mindsthink alike.说「金刚刚打电话给我」hearts;hearts;I dontthinkfor a secondhe*s gonnaout me你建议我们怎么做？and belike,Kim justcalled.我会在旁边听，假装我不知道What would you suggest发生了什么事，再观察一下状况KIM:Im justgonna listenin andpretendlikeI haveno你可不可以想一下，肯尼？idea whafshappening,如果想到其他歌再告andseewhere thisgoes.诉我们再打给我们Would you think about it,hearts;Kenny,and justtell usif youthink-of any other songsand thencall usback-好-BABYFACE:Yep.-我再跟力尔说-Okay.爱你，再见-BABYFACE:Til letyou know.好，我得走了，我爱大家All right,loveyou,bye.-谢谢女尔，跟娇见面很愉快All right,I haveto go.I loveeveryone.-我也是-Thank you.It waslovely meetingyou.•希望我们能再见面-VALERIE:You,too.•当然-Take care.Absolutely.那摩斯戴-I hopewe see you again.圣诞快乐Namaste.-Merry Christmas.-Oh,cheer-cheerio.再见「再见」Cheer-cheerio.cars honkingLookingAt Me卡萨维加］by VanacoreMusic playing卡萨维加餐厅，停车场，鸡尾酒Oh-na,oh-na-na-na JOh-na,oh-na-na-na J天啊，娇打扮得真酷Oh-na-na-na-欢迎光临卡萨维加Holy shit,you lookcool.・谢谢，我好久没来了-SERVER:Welcome toCasa Vega.-SCOTT:Thank you.-KHLOE:Thank you.-我们很怀念这里的食物-KIM:Its beena while.■我们一直都在等你们我们很期待要吃And were,were missingthe food.玉米片和酪梨酱和莎莎酱SCOTT:Were veryexcited forsome chips and还要辣椒起司酱guacamole andsalsa.我要一杯草莓冰沙玛格丽特KIM:And maybe the chilecon queso.我很期待能跟金和史考特Can I get astrawberry blendedmargarita一起喝儿杯玛格丽特我也要草莓，跟她一样I amso lookingforward tohaving acouple margaritaswith Kim andScott.-1,11have thestrawberry,same ashers.一样，好-SERVER:Same as-Okay.卡萨维加是最适合的地方因为他们调的玛格丽特很棒Casa Vegais the best placeto dothis只要喝

一、because theymake quitea greatmargarita.两杯就够r妫、们的妈妈在墨西哥的时候最棒了我的天啊，她疯了All youreally needis oneor twoand you*re goodto go.■她会说「交给我，我很会说」KHLOE:Oh,my God,she isnuts.-「不好意思，先生n-She goes,I gotthis.Im fluent.请给我玉米片和酪梨酱-Hi,excuse me.谢谢」Spanish accentSenor,I wouldlove to get somechipsandguacamole.;-Gracias,sa,sa sa.就是这样-Thats literallyit.我还说「那个人是美国来的」他就说「没问题Im like,The guysfrom America.我会帮娇准备玉米片，克莉丝」Hes like,American accent-看看我们的粉红佳人All right,Til getthose chips,Kris.,・这超棒的KHLOE:Look at all of ourpink ladydrinks.干杯SCOTT:Oh,wow,these areon fire.・真是谢谢你・玉米片和莎莎酱-Salud.Thank youso much.-谢谢-SERVER:Chips andsalsa.・不客气-KIM:Thank you.力尔们有听说那些-SERVER:Okay.SCOTT:Yo,have youheard someof theseridiculous-关于女尔们的荒唐传言吗？rumors that,like,-什么？get written—said aboutyou guysKHLOE:What有很蠢的传言说Just,like,the dumbestrumors.-他们用电脑动画在金的脸上加眼泪Theyre sayingthat...theres CGI■我的天啊-putting tearsin Kimsface.我有看到-Oh,my God.我觉得很好笑Oh,my God,I sawthat.因为我看到那部爆红影片时Ithought it wasfunny攵尔只是在摸这里和这里cause when I sawthat viralvideo,但like,youre just-娇的眼泪出现在正中间之类的youre touchinghereand here,but yourtear was,like,right尔没擦到perfectly centered,・谁会用电脑动画加眼泪？4or something like that.You justmissed it.-当然KIM:Who wouldCGI a tear-当然没人会-Well,obviously.•但某些笨蛋..・-Obviously,nobody,•我们知道-but justsome idiots-■某些很闲的废物-We know that..我真不敢相信Its somebleep loserthat has-all thistime ontheir hands.竟然有人觉得我们会加电脑动画眼泪-I couldnot believe that.The factthat anyonethinks wereadding CGItears没人会用电脑动画加任somewhere.何东西那绝对不是电脑动画眼泪Like...nooneis CGIingnothing.Definitely not a CGItear.那不是很贵吗？Isnt thatexpensive「克罗伊装了假指尖」？■什么？Khloe hasfake fingertips!•什么-KIM:What-让我看-What!・各位，假指尖的谣言-You guys,the fake fingertips thing.我在镜头前拿著一个玻璃杯-Let mesee thosefingers.我也不知道，我可以让你看KHLOE:I washolding aglass on camera.你们看，我字都还没打完I dont know,I couldshowyouthething.就自动跳出「假手指」「假日晒」、「假不孕症」You guys,before Itype it in,各位，我没有假手指这看起来太夸张了it comesup,Fake fingers,fake tan,fake fertilityissues.；You guysI donot have fake fingers.-我的手就长这样This lookscrazy.■他们觉得是从这里开始怎么会有人想戴…Those are just myhands.Oh,theyre saying,like,it wouldstart there.-什么传言都有First of all,why wouldanyone wear-・假手指？-havefakefingers别烦我-Cause peoplewill say anything.你们从我开始上电视以来Leave mealone.就一直找我麻烦You guys have beenbleep nitpickingme sinceIve beenon TV.现在连我的手都是，好吧好吧，我就在此跟大家澄清我没有戴假指尖Now,were on to myhands,okay,well...let me我的手指就是这么长clear thisup foreveryone.右手是这么长No,I don*t wearfakefingertips.左手是这么长This is the lengthof myfingers.This isthe lengthof thishand,「卡戴珊姐妹是女巫this isthe lengthof thishand.所有跟她们来往过的男人都会受到诅咒」Ooh,the Kardashiansare actuallywitches,-我有看到and everyman thatcomes incontact■这不就只是卡戴珊家族的诅咒吗？-with themis cursedafter.-Oh,I sawthat—SCOTT:But isntthat justthe史考特Kardashian curseKHLOE:Scott.那个影片说，很久很久以前我们家族中的一个女人跟四个女巫达成了交易But it says thatmany moonsago,很夸张，我可以找给女尔看，我找找a womanin ourfamily madea dealwith fourwitches.-Kim laughing据传有一名女子把自己的灵魂出卖给了-Its wild.Til showyou.Letmesee.亚美尼亚的四名女巫hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;好让她的所有后代女性都能得到名气这太夸张了我是不是永远都不要跟人约会了？This iswild.我告诉女尔，这就是最严重的问题所在Oh,guys,should Inever date这非常性别歧视But let me tellyousomething,and this is where its bleepup.为什么社会都会责怪我们女生It*s supersexist.却永远不会责怪男人呢？所以是我让某人变成了毒虫吗？Why cansociety blameus girls,but theywould neverblame men■Youre tell me that I made...1-SCOTT:No,its theguys mistake.所以是败让某人出轨...someone adrug addict让某人做了什么事吗？我只希望某些男生可以帮我们说话Youre tellingme Imade someonecheat,-or youmade someonethis orthatLike--SCOTT:No,I think--I justwish someof theguys would...-Its crazybecause—-come toour defense,and be,like-我可以，我现在就说，我犯过错看著镜头说-I will.Til sayit right now.-Im theone thatmade mistakes.嘿，各位-Look intothecameraand sayit.我相信你们应该都看过其他季节目我犯过很多错Hey,everybody!Im prettysure you watched everyother season•拉玛when westarted the show and I[bleep]up a lot.・拉玛每次都会帮我们说话-laughs-KIM:Lamar.我有一些感谢的话想说-Lamars alwayscome toour defense.-Lamar.I mean—Thank you.I-I have a fewthank-是很明确又实际的东西yous Idlike to say.・谢谢你，拉玛谢谢你帮我们说话Thank you,thank you,Lamar.谢谢你说实话Thank youfor always coming toour defense.-还有谁？Thank youforjust...keeping itreal.-女尔想要真正的名单还是电视版名单？很好-Who else我喜欢你的头发，等-Do you wantthereal listortheTV listlaughs等，我帮你点茶Yeah,you know,uh,now Iask fortea whenI goplaces.I like your hair.你想加什么？Hold on,letmeget youatea.洋甘菊茶，加点蜂蜜、柠檬，你好吗？What do youwantin itMaybe a littlechamomile,-主厨a littlehoney,a littlelemon.一是-How yadoin可以帮我泡洋甘菊茶吗？加点蜂蜜和柠檬-KRIS:Okay.Chef-CHEF:Yes.■还有「你好吗？」-Could weget achamomile tea,a littlehoney,alittlelemon■还有「你好吗？」这样就对了-And aHow yadoin-KRIS:And aHow yadoin”他觉得我疯了Thats whatIm talkinbout.我喜欢你的犹太星和克罗心He thinksIm crazy.I lovethe Jewishstar.-我得代表犹太人I lovethe chromehearts.・感谢主你期不期待梅森的成人礼？I haveto representfor myJews thesedays.Thank God.尔期待吗？我很期待Are weexcited forMasons barmitzvah-我超期待4-Are youexcited I am,yeah.-I ambeyond.-天啊，崔斯坦今天打了电话给我KIM:Nice.-为什么？hearts;hearts;Oh,my God,Tristan called me today.他说他要买隐山的那间房子KHLOE:Abouthearts;hearts;hearts;He toldme thathe*s-还有他…buying ahouse in Hidden Hills尔知道吗？-4-and thathe-娇知道他在看隐山的房子吗？-Do you know this我知道他之前在看隐山的房hearts;子Did you know he was looking inHidden Hills这样照顾孩子比较方便hearts;对，我知道他六或I knewhe waslookinginHiddenHillsbefore.-Easy,八个月前有在看房子though,forthebabies.-Like-No,yeah.Like,I knew,like,hearts;hearts;hearts;-I dontknow,six oreightmonths ago.你们现在状况如何？你们有聊到机会吗？没有，-SCOTT:Where doyou guysstand没有机会Is therea talksof chances女尔如果想要敞开心胸原谅他No,no chances.■我会支持姊Because ifyou feltlikeyouwanttoopen upyour heartand forgive,■没有，我跟他完全没事-I wouldsupport.■这也很正常-No,Im totallyfine withhim.■我对他没有…-Like,I dont have anyissues with—-As youshould be.・你们认识很久了I reallydont.-我没力气吵架I donthave the-女尔原谅崔斯坦了吗？对，我原Cause youre gonna knoweach otherforever.谅崔斯坦了但并不代表我忘了他所做的事And I just donthave theenergy forissues.但我是为了自己而原谅崔斯坦Yeah,I forgive Tristan.因为我得r放下那一切狗屁Doesnt meanI forgetwhat hes done,but I我得为了自己这么做forgiveTristanfor mecause I gotta letthat shitgo.我如果一直抓著那些狗屁不放我就没办法继续往前走I need to for myself.知道我在想什么吗？如果第一次约会就去墨西哥餐厅一定会疯狂放屁美术和放屁I cantmove onwith my life ifIm holdingon tothis bullshit.-Kim laughing放屁派对-Hots*n fots.直接放水屁你好恶心At Dugenheigen.-KHLOE:Youre disgusting.超恶的-SCOTT:Ha,ha!欢迎来到录音室，克罗伊KHLOE:Thats gross.Christmas musicplaying-TRAVIS:Welcome tothe studio,Khloe.-嗨,欢迎-Hi.-我好期待要来录音我很期待能听到姗门唱歌Hi,welcome.KIM:So excitedto getmy vocalson.hearts;今天大家都要在崔维斯的录音室见面So excitedto hearthis,you guys.开始录我们的圣诞歌我得听听这里的音场We areall meetingat Travissstudio todayhearts;tostart recordingour Christmas song.La,da,da J音场I gottahear what the acousticssound likein here.TRAVIS:Mm-hm.金，要不要来杯阿斯蒂莫斯卡托？我确实想来一杯Kim,wouldyoulike aMoscato DAsti-I would,actually.或是有龙舌兰-Or therestequila.我们准备了龙舌兰来安抚我们的情绪这是我们的抹茶玛格丽特The tequilais here to calmour nerves.Here*s ourmatcha margaritas.-我老婆要抹茶玛格丽特My wife,matcha margaritas.-我们需要玛格丽特这我没听说过・Ive neverheard ofthat.希望可以让我们放松心情-Margaritas.让声带做好准备And,hopefully,loosen usup这是烈酒吗？to getthose vocalchords ready.我应该不会独唱，各位Is thisa shot喝龙舌兰完在接著喝莫斯卡托KOURTNEY:I dontthink Im gonna doa solopart,真的好恶心guys.A chaserof Moscatowith tequilais so思拉薛，我听说你会让我的歌声变得…nasty.■超好听hearts;-好And,Thrash,I hearyoure gonna make me sound--THRASH:Incredible.-好,当然-Yeah.・尤其是我-Yeah,ofcourse.-好-Okay.Me specifically.-好-Yeah.J我的天啊，我光是想到就快吐了Kay.Oh,my God,Im literallygonna throwup thinkingabout it.我们会把女尔的歌声去掉hearts;-PRODUCER:Um.好，这首歌叫什么名字？我要找歌词-Khloe exhaleshearts;hearts;Okay,whats thesongcalled,这对她们来说应该会很简单会是轻松又愉快的体验so I can pullit upTRAVIS:It shouldbereally awalk in the parkfor them,an easyand,like,』・a funexperience,you knowGiddy-up,giddy-up,lets goJ JLets look atthesno-show糟糕-KHLOE:Oh,no.我跟寇特妮谈过了，我们聊过了all laughing做这种事情…我们其实已经You know,Kourtney and I spoke.很久没有全家团聚了We hadour talk,and just doing things like this,like,we honestlyhavent beentogether asa familyin awhile.诺丝，我们会失败吗？-J Come on its lovely weatherJ所以感觉很棒，都恢复正常了-Come on itslovely—both laughingNorth,are we我们都在一起大笑嬉闹，一起胡闹gonna failSo,it feelsreally goodand just但是有很多回音back tonormal when were allhere just,like,laughing,and having fun,and beingstupid together.・这就是重点吗？KHLOE:Wait,but theresa lotta echo.■这就是重点-Is that the point・■Thats the point.我好讨厌回音J Just hear those sleigh-J-Kim laughs・不-I hatean echo...No.-KIM/KOURTNEY:Ah!■我很喜欢攵尔喜欢回音吗？那又不是修音KIM:I loveit.只是一直继续播我的声音You likethe echo我会来只是因为我不想被排除在外Thats notan auto-tune,thats justa continual我想参与我家人做的任何事version ofmyself.Im justhererbecause I don twanna beleft out,and I wannabe apart of whatever myfamilys doing.但是我不想唱歌hearts;ButI,like,dont wannasing.那简直是酷刑This is,like,torture.我只是想跟家人在一起好，来吧I just wanna bewith myfamily.-来吧THRASH:All right,herewego.・我们来录金曲吧-bleep itup.我们要不要唱《下雪吧》？-THRASH:Lets makea hit.我们现在又回到原点连歌都没选好吗？Should wedo LetIt Snowhearts;Well,areweback to-好square onewhere wedon*t evenhaveasong■好-KIM:Okay.我们得把这首歌录完-KHLOE:Okay.hearts;我们需要妈的时候，她在哪里？We gottaget thisdone.我不懂，大家都要唱整首歌吗？Wheres Momwhenwe need herhearts;・对I dontget it,is everyonedoing the whole song-每个人唱一段主歌而已hearts;-Just everyonedo onebleep verse.我可以唱一段主歌-KIM:Yes.hearts;-KRIS:Ill doa verse.天啊，她来了-Kim singing]她可是一次搞定大师KHLOE:Oh God,here she is.hearts;hearts;One-take wonderup inthis bitch.她回来了Shes back.我妈原本应该要成为百老汇巨星的My mom,she wassupposed tobe a她知道自己是来干嘛的Broadway star.好，来吧，各位She knowswhat shesherefor.All right.clears throat]Herewego,kids,laughing jj》太Sleigh Rideinstrumental playing J Homeof Farmer Grey棒了-KOURTNEY:FarmerGrey JJ Itll bethe perfect ending ofa perfect day JTRAVIS:Thats amazing.Well besingin*the songsWe love tosing我又回到了录音室，这里是一切的开始Without asingle stopAt thefireplace whilewe watchthe chestnutspopJ Pop,pop,pop Jsighs Backinthe studio.我去年唱的《圣诞铃声》登上了排行榜第一名This iswhereitall happened.她很喜欢说自hearts;hearts;己的歌上榜她的歌要I hadJingle Bellslast year,went tonumber oneonthecharts.上榜，要登上第一名hearts;She likesto saythat shescharting,hearts;但我竟然没有入围葛莱美奖，太遗憾了and shesheretochart andhaveanumber-one song.I wasnteven nominatedfor a・你好吗，科瑞？生日快乐Grammy,which istragic.-感觉好真实What up,Corey Happy birthday,man.可不可以转小声一点让我听见自己的声音？Got real.Can weturn the-it downalittle bit,不可以…我们不可以笑so I can hearmyself alittle bit.-Khloe laughs她听不到我们的声音，妈但她看得到我们-You cant-No laughing,guys.I know,but shecan seeus.Santa babyJ竟然是「圣诞」Just slipa Sable under the tree J』-indistinct chatterForme J-THRASH:Wow.-J Beenan awfulgood girl JSanta baby,so hurrydown thechimneytonight「圣诞」-不■好，就这样继续录-Oh,no.女尔表现得太好了，除了唱错那段之外-Cool,well gofrom there.但除了那里之外You betterbleep itup beforethat onepart that you bleepup,娇真的太厉害了，妫这娇喘女王-很好!but otherthan that,youre a bleep legend,you breathybleep!-没错，克罗伊-Yeah!・对-KRIS:Thats right,Khloe!•太棒了-KHLOE:bleep,yes.非常棒-Woo-hoo!好，下一首呢？TRAVIS:Amazing.all cheering快，肯尼也在，她得进去录点什么All right,what songsnextCome on,Kennys here.最会唱歌的人是我Shes gottaget in and dosomething.但没人知道，我又太害怕了hearts;娇会唱歌吗？The bestsinger isme,but noone knowsit,and Im too afraid.我永远不会为任何人唱歌但我会唱歌hearts;hearts;,hearts;Yeah,I willnever你们觉得是凯莉吗？sing foranyone,but Icansing.r我可以发誓，没人会知道我是全家最会唱歌的人You guysthink its Kyliehearts;我会继续在浴室或车上唱歌I swearto you,noonewill everknowthat I amthe bestsinger in the family.坎达儿说她唱歌hearts;很好听I willcontinue tosing in the showeror inthe car.hearts;她唱歌比凯莉好听，她只是不想唱为什么？为什么要把好东西Its like-藏起来？hearts;女尔为什么没去录音呢，小姐？hearts;hearts;See,why Whykeep thattreasure in我对我和我的歌唱事业有不同的愿景我很会唱歌hearts;我唱歌很好听I havea differentvision formyself and my singing career.hearts;,hearts;说实话，我觉得她们不配Im such a majorsinger,and fm—have sucha beautifulvoice,我只是在开玩笑尔干嘛来烦我？and Ijust dontthink,like,theyre worthy,honestly,・好啦，我走就是了laughter4；-Why areyou upmy bleep right now-我只是想确定一下-Okay rilleave--干嘛离我这么近？-Like,why-What thebleep...-Okay.I wasjust makingsure.-...areyouso close tome各位，我好紧张-KIM:Kay.闭上眼睛，想一些感人的事仔细思考，闭上眼睛sighs You guys,Im freakingout.Shut youreyesand channelsome emotionalshit.Think deep,・安妮塔贝克close your eyes.-闭嘴-Anita Baker.闭上眼睛唱就对了-Shut up.-Just shutyoureyesand doit.会有人先帮我修音吗？-Oh.这里的负责人是谁？负责修音的人是谁？Was someone gonna do...the auto-tune beforeWhos・丹尼尔，我们有修音软体吗？in charge here Whodoes the auto-tuning・有其实呢，除非你们保证会帮我修音TRAVIS:Daniel,do we have auto-tune辅导今天会来-他很Actually,Im notgonna do开心hearts;hearts;Im sitting-The tutor*scomintoday.■他一星期会来几次他很喜欢那位辅导■Hes sohappy.-She comesa fewtimes aweek.hearts;hearts;He经常有人会问我likes thetutor.在我们所有节目的每一集中我最喜欢的是哪个部分我的答案永远都是梅森People askme all the timewhat wasmy favoritepart出生的时候因为那对in allofourepisodes,allofour showscombined,我来说是很特别的时刻我非常and myanswer willalways bewhen Masonwas born感动because that was avery specialtime forme,可以在产房里见证寇特妮生下我的长孙梅森and I was soemotional,hearts;andjustbeing inthe roomwhenKourtney wasgiving birthto Mason,我真不敢相信他要办成年礼了my first-born grandchild.从他出生到现在已经过了年回头看真的很惊人I cantbelievethathes goingto havea barmitzvah,13that13years havegone bysince thattime.Itsjust remarkable tome to lookback.感觉就像昨天发生的事再多说说关于梅森的事你们要怎么庆祝？That seemslike yesterday.-否则我就不受访了the interviewsuntil youtellme-我的天啊•its gonna be auto-tuned.派西，把麦克风关掉-PRODUCER:Oh,my God!我不会唱…我不要让这段播出去Paxy,turn thebleeprigoff.Im notgonna sing.我需要修音Im notgonna letit air.auto-tuned I amgonnabe auto-tuned.等等，有很多回音Auto,auto,auto-tuned.・这就是重点吗？Wait,but there*salottaecho.•这就是重点-Is thatthe point会有人先帮我修音吗？-auto-tuned Thatsthepoint.auto-tuned Issomeonegonna do the,the,the auto-tune before这里的负责人是谁？负责修音的人是谁？Whos inchargehere-快离开Who,who,who,who doestheauto-tuning-拜托-Get outof here.很棒-THRASH:Thafs good.■很好，科瑞•科瑞要唱低八度吗？Yeah,Corey!你想唱吗？THRASH:Is Coreydoing thelow octave妈，我想录歌Do you wanna be on ithearts;』Mom,I wannamakeasong.Theyre singingdeck thehalls/很好，科瑞J But it*s notlike Christmasat all・JI remember when you were here J』-Yes,Corey!And allthe fun-寇特妮，很棒we had last ye-Jlaughs•太棒了-THRASH:Kourt,that wasgreat.科瑞，我们要再录一次你的声音-That was so good.-KHLOE:That wasgood.太棒了！-Corey,we*regonnapunch yourline inone moretime.-Kourtney laughs-没有啦-That wasso good!尔好棒4-No,guys.我们需要找人唱最后那句-Good foryou!I thinkwe needsomeonetosingthat lastline.-寇特，很棒・很棒，寇特妮KHLOE:Kourt,that wasun--That wasgreat.我们再录一次-THRASH:That wasgood,Kourtney.我没有办法唱那么高Lets getone more.You guys,thats higherthan mypower.J You were hereand allthefunwe-好,很好hadlastyear J・很棒-Yeah,exactly.我们再录一次-Absolutely.我现在需要龙舌兰THRASH:Lets getonemore.来They*re singingDeck theHalls.-Here...J-我们得走了Kay.We gottago.•你喝这杯吧-Take-Drink that.我有事要做-I havethings to do.和平与爱坎达儿，好这臭姨子，Peace!And love.娇连一首歌渚没录hearts;hearts;这次的录音过程hearts R虽然很混乱Kendall,youre ableep bitch,and youdidnt doonesong.The sessionis undeniablychaos,但是也很完美but itsalso soperfect.真的，这次是目前为止最棒的laughing-Legit,that wasthe bestthing yet.这整件事的重点-Yeah.就是要让大家能开开心心一起相处这才是最重要的KOURTNEY:The wholepoint ofdoingthis ishaving funwith each other,•我得走了and reallythats what itsallabout.•其他人都走了吗？-I haveto go.・对-Did everyoneelse leave-对-Yep.-爱女尔-THRASH:Yep.-录完了吗？f-Kay.Are wedone-非常棒-Love you.-很好大家再见，谢谢TRAVIS:We haveto shutit down,babe.大家再见Bye,you guys.Thank you.Bye,everybody.（）（生日快乐］upbeat musicplaying（卓琳）我们要帮卓琳庆祝六岁生日（卓琳）We arehaving Dreamssixth birthday.（罗伯的女儿）真不敢相信她已经六岁了I cannotbelieve shessix,她想要蝴蝶主题的生日派对我准备了她的翅膀and shewanted a butterfly-theme birthday.欢迎来到蝴蝶王国I camewith herwings.So,welcome tobutterfly land.寿星我戴了耳环KRIS:Birthday girl!什么？是小爱给我的What!我的天啊，好可爱KRIS:Oh,my God,this is so cute!卓琳，看看娇的派对女尔简直就是摇滚巨星，生日快乐Dreamy,lookatyour party!女尔喜欢女尔的钻石蝴蝶吗？Youre like a rockstar.Happybirthday!女尔还有新手机You likeyour diamondbutterflieshearts;hearts;女尔是谁？And yournew phone!我很喜欢宠溺我的孙子女Who areyou他们如果喜欢我帮他们做的事我就会很开心I lovespoiling mygrandkids,会让我非常高兴and I love when they lovesomethingthatIve donefor them.没有比这更开心的事了It makesmesohappy.但当祖母最棒的一点Theres nothingbetter thanthat,but thebest part就是我在派对结束后可以回家about being a grandparentisI getto gohome atthe endof theparty.这样说是不是不太好？laughs Isthat badto saySorry,guys.抱歉，各位我想先喝杯水就好；因为娇宿醉KOURTNEY:Yeah Ijustwannaget awater.一对，因为我宿醉PENELOPE:For yourhangoverness.-对潘妮洛普说出来了KOURTNEY:Yes,formyhangoverness.-TRAVIS:Yes.-KOURTNEY:Penelope saidit.・这就是女尔想要的吗？laughter-对-KHLOE:Is itwhat youwanted■是吗？全部都是吗？-DREAM:Yes.-对-KHLOE:It isEverything女尔看-DREAM:Yes,yes.-Look it.太棒了！-Whoa!Thats amazing!女尔的刨冰也来了还有娇的颜料和娇的史莱姆我就知道And yoursnow cone!Did yousee it-他们很认真看待这个Whoa,and yourpaint and your slime!I knewit!-没错-They takethis veryseriously.我觉得我就像是卓琳的第三个家长-Yes.Feel likeIm,like,a third parent for我知道卓琳很需要正面的母性影响Dream,I guess.无论是我或她妈或其他人I mean,Idoknowhowimportant it is forDream to haveagreat maternal这很重要，无论对象是谁都一样influence,whether thatbe from me,or herownmom,or whoever,ifs important,and蝴蝶耳环是谁给败的？wherever she gets it from,shegetsitfrom.小爱吗？Who gaveyou thosebutterfly earrings我觉得我现在的人生最棒的一点Lovey!Woo-hoo!就是可以花时间好好跟孙子女相处I thinkthebestthing aboutthis verytime in mylife我很清楚这是多幸运的一件事isthatI getto spendsome reallygreat qualitytime withmy我也很珍视每一个孙子女grandchildren,and I think Imvery awareofwhat ablessing that is,and howmuch Iappreciateevery singleone of them.女尔好吗，亲爱的？好可爱SCOTT:Whats happening,Sug我们好像要打皮纳塔了This iscute.皮纳塔时间大家排成一排打三下！KHLOE:Oh,I thinkwe*regonna do pinata.Pinata time!Everyone,stand inline!来吧，各位，帮她加油，来吧！Three swings!DJ onmicrophone:Come on,guys!Cheer heron.女尔可以的，楚！好耶！克罗伊■Lets go,Dream!真的很棒-all cheeringYeah,you got it,True,yeah!她是最棒的妈妈Khloe reallyis incredible.她对孩子付出了很多关爱、养育、支持和关怀她很果断又很幽默Shes thebest mom,loving,and你们会玩定格舞蹈吗？nurturing,and supportive,and caring,and she*s firm,能有像克罗伊这样的姑姑and shesfunny.真的是全宇宙最幸运的小朋友DJ:Do you guys knowhow toplay freezedanceKRIS:If you have Khloefor yourauntie,雷恩，你有看到这间娃娃屋吗？youre probablythe luckiestlittle kidintheuniverse.这房子很棒Reign,doyouever seethis dollhousehearts;-你好It*sanice crib.妫好-有谁在家？Hello•打声招呼■Whos home说「我们在煮饭」-KHLOE:Say hi.-Say were…were cookin.我本来要走了，但…-SCOTT:Whoa.-I wasgonna leave,but--KHLOE:Can you-女尔明明很忙还能做这件事…Um,for everythingyou havegoin on天啊，我很爱她-to dothis.・罗伯・・・-Oh,my gosh,I loveher妁照顾这么多人-and Rob--I know,its-You takecare-of somany people.史考特-Oh,Scotty.-是真的，非常棒・谢谢你这么说-You do.Its amazing.我只是很不敢相信■No,I appreciatethat.娇简直成了卓琳的家长rJust cant believethat youre basicallylike毕竟…somewhat ofaco-parent toDream.你们玩得开心吗？女尔不只是姑姑I mean-You guyshavingfunup there•我或许不只是姑姑，但・・・Youre,like,more than an aunt.•但又不到…我是第三个家长Probably morethananaunt,but--Less thana--太棒了-Just athirdparent.•我是电灯泡-Its amazing.•我常常当电灯泡-Im the third,the thirdwheel.尔不是电灯泡-4娇扮演著很关键的角色-Youre notthethirdwheel.-Like mostthings,卓琳也是我的小宝宝就跟-like mostthings inlife.其他孩子一样-Youre likethe wheelthat makesthe carmove.我非常喜欢当别人的妈妈我们去吃蛋糕，然Dream isone ofmy babies,too,just like alltherest ofthem,and Iabsolutely lovebeingamom topeople.后就能吃饭了我们先吃蛋糕我很喜欢当别人的妈妈我不知道别人喜不喜欢Lets do the cakeand thenyoucaneat.Were gonnado thecake first.I lovemothering people.祝女尔生日快乐I dontknowifthey like that or not.但是我天生就很有母性我就喜欢这样ALL singing]:J Happybirthday toyou rButitsso in my bloodjust tobeamom.卓琳I wouldnthave itanyotherway.Woo!（好莱坞］all singing,cheering（《詹姆斯柯登深夜秀》）（《深夜秀》）（好莱坞室）-欢迎女尔-谢谢你们要双人合唱吗？对-PERSON:Welcome.-KOURTNEY:Thank you.女尔有学过了吗？Yeah.・打鼓吗？-对-Drumming很可惜还没有-Yeah.他之前一直说要教我他想要拍我打鼓的影片，一定要拍Sadly,no,he usedtosayhewasgonna teachme,and hewanted todo,like,a videoof meplaying.-We havetodo that.・一定会很可爱-I feellike thatdbe socute.・对•或许去巡演的时候会比较有时间-对崔维斯今天要上-Yeah,maybe ontour whenwe have time.-Yeah.《詹姆斯柯登深夜秀》表演-嗨，宝贝Travis isperforming atJames Cordentoday.■我老公在这里我们都很喜欢尽量到场陪伴和支持对方Here he-Heres myhusband.We bothlovetobe therefor eachotherand supporteachotheras muchas wecan.我们正在考虑实际的成年礼要办在哪里Tell meabout-some moreabout Mason.What areyou gonnado然后我们会在市区帮他办派对So,we*retryin*to figureout wherewere gonnahave hisactual bar要办在犹太教堂吗？mitzvah,and thenwe*regonnahave his我们可能不会办在犹太教堂而是在私人party inthe city.场地Are yougonnadoit in a synagogue请一位拉比来之类的，在外面办We mightnot doitinan synagogueand doitina privatesetting with,like,a rabbiand stuff,-anddoit maybe,like,outside...这不太一样，因为我是在教堂里办-Oh,nice.你希望我上台说点话吗？...which isdifferent要，娇得点蜡烛cause Idid itinatemple.Do youwant metogetup andsayanything-Yeah,you gottalight acandle.好，我点蜡烛的时候要说什么？-Right.女尔想说什么都可以And whatdo Isay-whenIlight thecandle■Thats•说娇很以他为荣之类的up toyou.•好Youre proudof him,eh,-thingslikethat.尔很喜欢致词-Kay.・对-4-You livefor this.我去做了全身扫描，他们说我岁-Yeah.你的表演…40-准备好了吗？Are youready-我在练习其他东西11•我们的穿著很搭Uh,I wasjust practicinsomethin else.•完全没约好-Um,were kindamatching.-TRAVIS:Not plannedeither.Um...thank youfor谢谢你在录音室对我们那么有耐心女尔在讲什么？being sopatient withus inthe studio.你们是全世界最会唱歌的人hearts;1Of course,what areyou talkinabout《圣诞宝贝》的音乐快做好了I hadthebestsingers inthe worldinmystudio.-《乘坐雪撬》做好了Ive kindagot musicdone onSanta Baby,-太棒了and Igotitdone onSleigh Ride.-Amazing.我这边忙完之后-Mm-hm.可能就会去录音室再把另一首歌做好hearts;我知道你现在有很多事要做I wasprobably gonnago tothe studioright afterthis tofinish onemore.你忙的时候会表现得很好I know,like,there*sso much going on right now.I think thats howyou thrive.-Mm-hm...I have so much.■我有很多事要做-Ill justkeep adding more,•我会一直帮你加事情让你有更多事要做我真的非常感激addingmore to yourtime andtoyour day.他在忙著制作眨眼的专辑I reallydo appreciatesomuch.还有其他三张专辑hearts;hearts;182时还花时间跟录音师一起制作Like,while hesinthemiddle ofmaking hisBlink album,这首歌他and,like,three otheralbums,hearts;也很乐在其中hearts;hearts;took thetime doingthis songwith hisengineer,但我觉得我们应该把andheloves it,too.所有收益捐给儿童慈善机构太棒了But I was thinkingthatweshould giveall theproceedstoachildrens charity.-That would be incredible.•等等，我们才刚聊到…-KOURTNEY:Um,wait,一是-we werejust saying...你得认真教我打鼓-Yeah尔想现在就学一点吗？...you haveto teachme how to reallyplay thedrums.-好4一是右手跟右脚一起打You wannatry tolearn somethin*rightnowSure.So,one,your righthand-and yourright footare together.-这样是二，然后三-Kay.-

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三、四-It wouldbe one,two,three,four.-One,two,three,four.・很好，宝贝，非常好-Good,babe.•好・-Thats reallygood.■她今晚要上台表演Kay.■我在学打鼓-TRAVIS:Shes playintonight.-Hey,Tm learninghow toplay.-Oh,my God.来吧，表演一段给我们看看-KOURTNEY:Tm learninghow toplay.宝贝，这就是娇表现的机会-KOURTNEY:All right.我觉得已经可以巡演了-Babe,thisisyour momentright here.应该已经可以巡演了Um,its--It looks,It looks harder.看起来比较难吗？-看起来一点都不难It looksharder!-抱歉-It doesntlook hardatall.laughs一是比看起来难很多-I mean,sorry,sorry,sorry.尔等于是这样4It*ssomuch harder than itlooks.攵尔就这样Basically,you werejustdoingthis.「各位，这比看起来还要难很多Youweregoing,Guys,this looksalot别误会，这真的很难harderthan it is.Dont befooled.This isreally hard,and thisis just就是这样子」whatitis.-真高兴夕尔能来-我的天啊很高兴见到女尔，我们待会见Bless youfor beinghere.・好Nice to see you.Til seeyou shortly.•再见-TRAVIS:All right.-KOURTNEY:Bye.-嗨・我叫贾斯汀，幸会-Hi.-JUSTIN LONG:Im Justin,um.-Good toseeyou.Yeah.你人真好-Pleasure to meet you.是This isvery kindofyou.Yes,yes.Thank youvery much.真是谢谢你，谢谢，抱歉，各位Thank you.Sorry,everyone.（贾斯汀隆）-Hi.Nice tomeet you.-幸会-So,anyway,it wasso nicetomeetyou.■我叫贾斯汀，幸会我们等一下会看你表演Justin,pleasure.-Awesome.•太棒了-Uh,were gonnawatch youplay.■我们很期待-All right,awesome.女尔想坐在观众席还是待在后台？-Lookin*forward toit.CREWMEMBER:Do you wanna sitintheaudience你觉得怎样比较好？or doyou wanna bebackhere・我得在崔维斯附近KOURTNEY:What doyou thinksbetter-都可以-CREWMEMBER:I havetobeclosetoTravis.我爱你，表演顺利，宝贝-Wherever youwant.I loveyou.有请艾薇儿与摇滚小丑和崔维斯巴可Have thebest performance,baby.（《我一团糟》）Please welcomeAvril Lavignewith Yungbludand TravisBarker.（-audience cheering]-Woo!SINGING:J But I knowTm a）mess,Im a mess j我很喜欢看我老公表演，真的很棒When were not togetherKOURTNEY:I lovewatching myhusband我觉得可以亲眼目睹真的很酷perform.Like,theres nothingbetter thanthat,（）打鼓比看起来难多了and I think itssuchacool thingto witness.SINGING:J Im amess,Ima这也让我更加钦佩mess Jaudience cheering他超厉害的打鼓技术Drumming ismuch harderthanitlooks,and itreallymakes methat muchmore impressedwith whataninsane drummerheis.f-TRAVIS:Mm.Where dyouwatchfrom尔是在哪里看的？-KOURTNEY:The side...•在旁边，我有看到4-Nice.-...so Igot tosee.（印第奥）（棕植泉）-嗨，妈防们好1-KHLOE:Hi,Mom.-嗨-KRIS:Hello.-嗨-KOURTNEY:Hi.楚有一颗牙齿松了，一颗牙齿会摇所以我得做好准备-KHLOE:Hi.等等，我们应该把小孩的牙齿全部留起来吗？True hasa loosetooth andones wiggly,so I need toprepare.Wait,youguys,we*re没有，不用留起来supposed tokeep alltheir teeth孩子会觉得应该在牙仙子那边No,you don*thaveto.所以不要让孩子看到One—Well,the tooth fairy issupposed tohavethe teeth,so youdefinitely dontwant yourkids-了解，好toseeit.•我有留一些跟雷恩的头发放在同一个抽屉里Got it,yeah.KOURTNEY:I mean,I havesome.就像松鼠一样-KHLOE:This iscute,though.-Kept theminthesame drawer-as Reignshair.女子寇特妮，够了-Like,scroll-要过感恩节了，我们大家都到了沙漠Ew,Kourtney,enough.我们很喜欢待在沙漠Its Thanksgiving,and wereall inthe desert,which welove,大家齐聚一堂，过得非常开心有一本牙仙子的书and alltogether andhaving thebest time.我会准备枕头、书.・・Theres atoothfairybook.妫门之前还因为I wouldget thepillow,the book.我把某人的肚脐留下来对我大吼M妈，超恶的You know,youguysyelled atme because I savedsomebodys bellybutton.肚脐已经掉下来了，我只是…Mom,that isso disgusting.妈够了Their bellybutton felloff-婴儿的肚脐-and Iput itina--Mom.-Honestly..会掉下来-Its when your bellybutton fallsoff-是脐带-when yourea baby-不是肚脐，女尔这笨蛋-KHLOE:The umbilical cord!是很黑的…Its notyour bellybutton,you bleepimbeciles!-是脐带！Its like a dark—•是像痂的东西-Its,its,its likea scab.-我把脐带留了起来■Its anumbilicalcord!-妈■Its ascab.-I savedthe umbilicalcord ina--Mom,thatisso disgusting.-超恶心的-KOURTNEY:Ifs ascab.-是痂你们好-KIM:Hi,guys..嗨-Hi.•嘿，裘吉-KHLOE:Hey,Jogey.你们在做什么？-KIM:Whats happenin好，你们想讨论圣诞歌的事吗？我很期hearts;待KOURTNEY:Um,okay,so,doyouguys wannatalk Christmassongs・我们可以一起讨论圣诞节的事Cant wait.-这张圣诞专辑KOURTNEY:Or wecould talk让我晚上都睡不好，Christmas together还会做恶梦Do youguys knowthattheChristmas albumgenuinely尔干嘛这么紧张兮兮？keeps meup atnight■想到我自己的声音4Like,I havenightmares thinkingabout thevoice.-我不会唱歌我也不想当歌手妫唱歌很好听KRIS:Why areyousoparanoidhearts;,hearts;hearts;I dontwanna-I amnota singer.-I dontwannabeasinger.尔干嘛这么认真？-KRIS:You havegreat voice,but wedid-■我们玩得很开心，这是个回忆4-But itsjust fun.确实很好玩-KRIS:We hadfun.-That wasa memory.-Why doyouthinkso harshaboutit-Itsafun thing.不要这么谨言-KHLOE:That wasfun.-是「严谨」-「谨言」-Critical.•你们想听吗？-KOURTNEY:Crucial.•好，拜托-Um,so,doyouguys wannahear搞什么？为什么播不出来？-KRIS:Yes,please.KOURTNEY:What thebleep天啊，这是凶兆Why isntit workingnow娇正好来得及听我们的歌Oh God,itsasign.hearts;』You*rejustin timeto hearour songs!Sleigh Rideplays onphone]KIM:Justhearthosesleighbells jingle-ingJRing tingtingle-ing tooJ我唱的部分好难听KRIS:J Theresa birthdayparty atthe homeof FarmerGreyJItD bea说真的perfectendingofaperfectdayJMine soundsterrible,laughs我不知道发生了什么事，但一定要重录To behonest.-妈需要…所有人都需要重录一遍I dontknow whathappened,but...weneeda redo.■我得再去录一遍-So Momneeds,everyone needs-只是一些小问题，不过…-Ineed to go in again.问题不小，但谢谢你这么委婉一So,like,theres,like,minimal things,-but its,like-KRIS:Well,it*snotminimal,-but I loveyoufor beingso nice.我真的只有岁Oh,I wentto goget abody scanand theysaid I was

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40.Im ingreat shape.-You area buzzkill.-我不是扫兴鬼-Not abuzzkill!-你就是扫兴鬼-Youre ableep buzzkill.根本没有扫也没有兴-Theres nokill andtheres nobuzz.女尔很美，女尔才刚换了骰关节娇才不是岁

40.我马上又要再换另一边或关节Youre gorgeous.You justput ahip in,■youre not

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40.我觉得感觉年轻是一种心态我觉得有个孙子女也不影响这点I thinkthat feelingyoung isa stateof mind,会让我保持警醒12andI dontthinkhaving12grandkids hurtsanything either.女尔有想过要退休吗？It keepsmeonmy toes.Have youever thoughtabout retiringorno我们只是想录得更好-laughter-我们一定要重录No,just tomake itawesome.-对-We haveto redothis.我可以去录一整个星期-KRIS:Yeah.你随时有空就跟我说，我就过去ril comeback inforaweek straight.-好But whenever you have time,just letme knowand Illcome over.-好,各位，《圣诞宝贝》-TRAVIS:Okay.-Okay,guys.SantaBaby.-KIM onphone:J Santababy,just slip/・「圣诞」，记得吗？「圣诞」-Oh.・「圣诞宝贝」・J ASableunderthetree-KOURTNEY:Sonta,remember Sonta她的发音就是「圣诞」-Sonta baby.・-KOURTNEY:Sonta,cause thats what shesaid.金柏莉，很好听-Youre really-This isgreat.』我会想听这首歌Awful goodgirlJhearts;•真的吗？I wouldlisten tothis.-对-What Reallylaughs-Yeah.・攵尔会想听这首歌吗？・对hearts;-You wouldlisten tothis・我喜欢-Yeah.•非常棒-KHLOE:I likethat one.-非常棒，一定会上榜■Its so good.-这首吗？-KOURTNEY:Mm-hm.-That issogood.-这首吗Thats gonnachart.•才不会-[indistinct chatter]好，接下来这一首-[laughter]科瑞在中间有客串All right,so nowthenextone.1-Corey hasa cameocomin up.-TRAVIS:Mm-hm.KOURTNEY onphone:Theyre singingdeck thehalls/科瑞COREY onphone:J Butits notlike Christmasat allOh,Corey.KOURTNEY:Iremember上次录音大家都喝了很多龙舌兰whenyou werehereJ-[laughter但我们现在有试听带了-Yeah,thatwas,like,a tequila-fueled,uh,you know,Christmas session.你们可以进录音室•琢磨一下细节But now,like,wehavethese demos,andyouguys cangoinand,like,・唱得更好-fine-tune things.■我的天啊-And perfectit.-不过很棒-Oh,my God.•我可以星期

一、

二、三…-Butit was,itwasawesome.•而且崔维斯很用心Icancome Monday,-Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday.-KOURTNEY:You他月前就要完成眨眼的专辑guys,Travis isalso beingreally nice.12182He hasto turnin his•才能准备巡演Blink-182album togo ontour by,like,December.-你们以为崔维斯很闲吗？这是好事，我可以休息…KHLOE:Yeah,youguysthink Travishas nothingelse todo一听起来很棒•只要你有空TRAVIS:No,but itsgood.This isabreakfor,like,you know,sonically,因为你的行程安排-and whatever,its cool.还有眨眼的重要行程-KRIS:Well,wheneveryou havetime182with yourschedule andthe importanceofwhat你得告诉我们你什么时候有空youhavegoingonwith Blink-182,•时间点很重要youhaveto letus knowwhenyouhavetime.-对-Well,timing is,like,everything.•越快越好-KRIS:Yes.-对-Sooner thanlater.-各位-KRIS:Yep.-天啊-Guys.顺道一提，我有很重要的消息要宣布-KHLOE:Oh God.力尔怀孕了On anothernote,-天啊I havesome veryimportant news.-KYLIE/COREY:Youre pregnant.没有，谁能让我怀孕？-Oh boy.跟我约会的个人吗？500No.By who-我得站起来宣布The500people Tmdating■攵尔在干嘛？-I gottastand upfor thisone.-KRIS:Whats yournews好，所以呢…KHLOE:Oh,what areyou doing-KIM:Kay,so-我好兴奋！-KHLOE:Uh-oh.-好,所以…Im soexcited.尔还好吗？4-Um,okay,so-•所以呢…-KHLOE:Are youokay・我好紧张，肚子也不太舒服KYLIE:So nervous.怎么了？That feelinginmystomach.What isit•我得站起来宣布dramatic musicplaying汝尔在干嘛？-KIM:Igottastand upfor thisone.-KRIS:Whats yournews■我想知道KHLOE:Oh,what areyou doing-大家都不知道-Iwannaknow.-所以呢…-KIM:No oneknows.•我好紧张，肚子也不太舒服-KYLIE:So nervous.■So...That feeling怎么了？inmystomach.What isit辿士尼的一位高层打电话给我罗伯米尔斯对hearts;hearts;An executivefrom Disneycalledme,-Rob Mills.夕尔认识他们，但他们想直接打给我-Yeah.等我决定要不要答应之后You knowthese people,but theywanted tocall medirectly,我再请他们跟娇联系andthenIwasgonna connectthem hearts;hearts;withyouonce Idecided ifIwasgonnadoit ornot.我要上《千金求钻石》了・我要当千金Imgonnadothe show The Bachelorette.-不可能，女尔骗人-ImgonnabetheBachelorette.我是认真的-KYLIE:Stop,youre lying.女尔要上《千金求钻石》？KIM:Im soserious.■Youre gonnado The Bachelorette对没错-Yes.■什么？-I am.-女尔要上《千金求钻石》？-KYLIE:What!-对-Youre gonnado The Bachelorette・金，妫（绝对不可能去参加-KIM:Yes.一是真的-Mom-Kim,100%,youre not doing that.-为什么？-Yes,why•她绝对不可能・绝对不可能•妈，打给那位罗伯-KOURTNEY:Theres noway不行，不可能，不行-KIM:Mom,call theguy,Rob.you*redoingThe Bachelorette.我是女尔的妈妈经纪人、经纪人、妈妈No,not happening,nope.随便选个头衔Im yourmomager,manager,mother.女尔要我当什么都可以stammers Namea title.但女尔绝对不能上这个节目他们要在马里布录影Ill putany haton thatyouwant,but yourenotdoingthis.・谁在乎？Theyre gonnadoitin Malibu.■非常近-KHLOE:Who givesableep女尔会跟个陌生男人-That isso closeby.被困在一间房子里，跟他们亲热20hearts;Youre gonnabe stuck•妫要在镜头前跟他们亲热吗？inahouse with20strange men米还好吗？4-thatyouhavetomake out with-KYLIE:And youregonna makeoutwithoncamera!各位，我仔细想过了，我觉得会很有趣Are youokay金，女尔绝对不该上《千金求钻石》Youguys,Ive thoughtthis through andIthoughtitwassomuch fun.Kim,absolutely not拜托should youbeonThe Bachelorette.首先，娇很少喝酒，娇喝醉后会失态Like,come on.他们不会让女尔带自己的妆发团队这点我可以保证First ofall,you barelydrink,so youdontknowhowtobe drunk.而且妫双隹道要整天都跟陌生人亲热吗？They wontletyouhave yourglam team,Icanguarantee youthat,andyoure gonnabe,ugh,just makingout听起来好恶心with randompeople allday long・你好，请问是罗伯吗？That sounds...gross.•我就是•Hi,is thisRob・我是克莉丝詹纳-ROB MILLSonphone:Yeah,itis.・克莉丝，攵尔好吗？-Hi,its KrisJenner.我现在跟我的家人和金在一起-ROB MILLS:Kris,how areyouIm sittinghere当然，太好了withmyfamily andwithKim...她刚刚宣布了一件大事ROB MILLS:Of course,thats lovely....and she just,shejustmade,um,-a specialannouncement thatshe...・说她・・・-ROB MILLS:Yes.-没错收到了当《千金求钻石》主角的邀约没错，我们正在安排日程和所有细节...has beenoffered therole ofThe BacheloretteROB MILLS:She,she has.目前进度大概到九成了Now,were workingon allthe schedulingand everythingrightnow.hearts;hearts;好，九成你们准备了多少预算给金？Were probably90%there.hearts;hearts;,Right.90%there.・给金吗？What kindof budgetdoyouguyshavefor Kim・对-ROB MILLS:For KimWell,thafs...这个部分可以再谈-Yeah.我们接下来可能需要...always subjecttoanegotiation.请华纳兄弟的人跟女尔讨论，克莉丝讨论费用的部分Probably,whatweneedtodo ishave WarnerBrothers work我只是需要搞清楚状况withyou,Kris,on whatthat feewouldbe.因为我没有想到要让金上这样的节目Well,Ijustneedtowrap myhead aroundsomethinglike this她有四个孩子还有很忙碌的人生because...this isntexactly thespace I saw Kimin,and she does havefour kids,-and abig,busy life.这样的故事才精彩-ROB MILLS:But Ithinkthatswhy我会看这个节目，我很喜欢这个节目the storyissogreat.但我想让我女儿上这个节目吗？I watchthe show,Ilovethe show.才不要，不要…不要But...did Iwant mydaughter ontheshow《千金求钻石》是很棒的节目Oh,hell no...No,no,no.我妈和坎达儿TheBacheloretteis anamazing show.是《钻石求千金》的头号粉丝hearts;My momand Kendallare literally我们每周一都不能打扰她们，我懂the biggestfans ofTheBachelor.但就金柏莉而言Every Monday,we canttalk tothem,Igetit.我无法想像她上这个节目能做自己But forKimberly,我觉得一直以来都把其他人摆在自己之上的人I cantimagine herbeing herselfon thatshow.・现在决定要找个好对象.・・ROB MILLS:Ithinkthat somebodywho,you know,has puteverybody first,.我得回去收行李一会让这个节目变得很特别and now,you know,is,is lookingfor,for thisguy・为什么？好，谢谢你，罗伯is whatsgonnamakethis reallyspecial.•我很感激Okay,thanks,Rob.I appreciateit.-不客气，克莉丝-ROB MILLS:Oh,you gotit,Kris-・感恩节快乐-Okay.•你也是，感恩节快乐-ROB MILLS:Have agreat Thanksgiving.-KRIS:All right,you too.-好Happy Thanksgiving.-好,再见-ROBMILLS:Okay,bye.女尔没出声在讲什么？-KRIS:Okay,bye.What areyou mouthing我看到败没出声讲话了所以娇显然是在耍大家我开玩笑的，这是恶作剧我还请迪士尼的主管帮我骗你们Isawyou mouthsomething,so youre,obviously,bleep everyone.Im kidding,it wasaprank!-天啊The headof Disneywas inonit.•够了-Oh God.我就知道，我刚刚就觉得一定不可能-Stop.我的天啊Iknow,Im sittinghere thinkinglike,这些孩子很喜欢恶作剧There*snobleep way.我每次都会是恶作剧的受害者KHLOE:Oh,my God.These kidslove agood prank,and its-Im我每次都是他们恶作剧的对象always thevictim ofthe prank.但这次竟然这么玩这么大？我的天啊我为什么会上当呢？Im alwaysthe subjectoftheprank.为什么呢？For themtogothis far,oh,my God.And whydontI seethese coming已经好几年了，克莉丝我知道Why你们每个人脸上的表情都…Iknow.我本来还信了，结果只是恶作剧这种时候会让我非常感KIM:The lookon allof yourfaces was,like-恩能有这么棒的家庭KYLIE:Iwasconvinced thatthis,thatthiswas real.我永远不会退休Its timeslike thisthatIfeel reallyblessed反正女尔才岁Iamnever goingto retire.40-Yeah.Anyway,youre

40.对，没错，我还有很长的路要走-Ithinkonce-姊应该开一间克莉丝学院打败那个…他叫什么名字？Yeah,exactly.Tve gota longway togo.You shouldstart doinlikea...a Krisschool,start runnin*out likewhats hisname.・托尼罗宾斯吗？-对-Tony Robbins.女尔可以带著大家运动-Yeah.-Yeah.「想在我这个年纪还像岁一样吗？来吧！」-But withyou Getpeople jumpin.40-laughs我的天啊r-You wannabe40at myage Letsgo!laughs]Oh,my God.克罗伊与罗伯通话-ROB onphone]:Yo.・嗨-Hi.-嘿防好-你好-ROB:Hey.-Um--ROB:Hello.我知道你想讨论卓琳的派对-Hello.So,Iknowyouwannatalk能在这里看著我的孩子玩得这么开心to havesuch anamazing family.也让我非常高兴这是无价的And beinghere watchingmy kidshavesomuch fun,makesme reallyhappy.我要忙我的歌唱事业还有录圣诞专辑Its priceless.hearts;KIM:Imtoobusy withmy我哪有时间录《千金求钻石》啊？我的singingcareer,doingaChristmasalbum.天啊Who hastime forTheBachelorette《卡戴珊家族》下集预告KHLOE:Oh,my God.Ah.我的座右铭就是KIM:Next onThe Kardashians...如果想逗上帝笑，就把你的计划告诉他My number-one slogan,youwanna我不是想跟女尔吵架make Godlaugh,tell himyour plans.・我有些话想说So thisis notabout,like,fighting.-好I havenotes.跟我家人相处时Okay.我也会想要保护自己的心情我会心想「我结婚了，大家再见」With myfamily,1■好好过人生Im like,Protect myenergy/and like,•这样很棒Fm married.Bye,everyone.-这些是什么？Like,its sonice.-这些是音乐器材今天是好离婚生效的日子没错KIM:What aretheseMAN:Well,thats musicequipment.-Yeah.这本来是要留给萨姆的-That wassupposed tobe forPsalm.我会用这种方式抓住我认识的那个肯伊我知道我们永远回不去了This isme holdingontothe Kanye这是最糟的部分，也是最难thatIknow.的部分上帝是不是很幽默？But whenyouknowit cannever getback there,女尔原本已经准备好thats whatsucks andthatswhat*shard.要自由自在过新的一年Isnt Godfunny howyouwereso ready结果现在…hearts;hearts;tohaveyour yearof beingfree,-and now-非常谢谢尔们对我和我家人的帮忙-Ohh!如果没有娇们我现在真不知道4现在该怎么办Thank yousomuchfrommeandmyfamily.Man,Idontknow whatId dowithout youguys rightnow,like.upbeat musicplaying其他人都不担心自己的片段没修音只有娇担心不能让别人听到我唱歌那么难听hearts;No onecould hearme sounding我无法接受likeadead alleycat.我真的很恐慌I cantdothat.-我们很爱〃尔exhales Imliterally,like,spiraling.-我的天啊-PRODUCER:We loveyou...-Oh,my God.所以我们会帮烁处理对，因为我会活不下去...so wewill makethis happen.•好吧，这件事显然让她压力很大Yeah,causeI-Ican*t livelikethis.■显然是PRODUCER:Okay,thisisclearly causingher stress,folks.你们想要我吃赞安诺成瘾吗？不行Clearly...Do youwantmetobeadrug addicton Xanax我已经成瘾了No.I alreadyam.laughs我知道你说她列了个清单我记得她说想要三层蛋糕about throwingDreams party,andIknow yousaidshe wrotea list.我忘了她指定的口味，但…ROB:She wantslikeathree-tier cake.-她会告诉我们的，没关系一对，我会问清楚细节Im prettysure shesaid.I forgetthe exactflavorshe askedfor,but-Im sureshelltell us,-but okay.卓琳是我的姓女-ROB:Yeah,Til getthe details.Dream ismy niece.r卓琳是罗伯的女儿她是最可爱的小宝贝Dream isRob sdaughter.我要帮罗伯筹办卓琳的生日派对卓琳要满六岁了And sheisthecutest littlething ever.Iam真不敢相信她要满六岁了helping Robplan Dreamsbirthday.她想要请人来讲笑话Dream isgonna turnsix.I cannotbelieve shesgonnabesix.她还想要请ROB:She wantssomebody to,like,tell jokes.她想要充气城堡、史莱姆专家DJhearts;hearts;她想要以蝴蝶为主题好And she wants aDJ,she wantsa moonbounce,slime people,she wantsabutterfly theme.罗伯是很棒的爸爸Yes.他如果有需要，我都会帮忙Rob doessuch anincredible jobwith her,我和罗伯的关系非常紧密and Imjust thereto helpwhenever heneeds.我们一直都是，不过呢我跟卓琳的妈妈没有联络Rob andI arecrazy closeto oneanother.要跟一个告我们要求数亿美I mean,weve alwaysbeen,but,youknow,金的人保持联络是很难做到的事Idonot havea relationshipwith Dreamsmom.你知It wasjust hardtohavea relationship道她想穿什么吗？with someonewhentheysue youfor hundredsof millionsof dollars.知道，她想要一件蝴蝶洋装Doyouknowwhatshewantsto wear她想要有粉红色辫子ROB:Yeah,yeah,yeah.我的天啊She wantsabutterflydress.She wants,like,pink braidsinherhair.所以我会帮她弄辫子还有指甲之类的，-Oh,my gosh.所以…-ROB:Um,so Illget herhair braided,and hernails done,传一些参考图片给我，我们再来想办法and stufflikethat,so.Well,send mesome photosthatyou好，谢谢女尔败觉得罗伯会回锅参与节目吗？我觉得罗伯think andwell gofrom there.会回锅参与节目ROB:All right.Well,thank you.他经常提到这件事，是真的但我也知道罗伯经历了很多事Idothink Robwould comeback totheshow.Hetalks aboutitalot,hedoes.ButIdo knowRobhas beenthroughalot,personally,。