Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken《变身吉妹（2023）》完整中英文对照剧本

玛戈特太戏剧了特雷文哇图书馆卧槽玛戈特你看到图书馆了吗hearts;hearts;布丽丝大报应特雷文怪物玛格特你说有怪物好吓人布丽丝时间就在近期特雷文级怪物露比你在哪里BOSS我们都在烧烤派对你在路上了吗我们成功了干得好海洋是个神秘的世界陆地的居民只能发挥想象The oceanis amysterious world.当然你以为你知道海面之下藏着什么One thatland dwellerscan only begin toimagine.但生活在那里的海洋生物Of course,you think you know what liesbeneath thesurface.即使你对它们有所想象Ah,but the sea creatureswho livethere,你也想的大错特错well,even theones you have imagined,以神话中强大的北海巨妖为例youve imaginedthem wrong.嗜血的怪物Take themythical,mighty giant kraken.拖沉船只溺毙水手Bloodthirsty monster,这是你们人类所想sinker ofships,drowner ofsailors.可是在现实生活中海妖是高贵的保护者Thats what you peoplethink.海洋永远需要一只海妖You see,in reallife,krakens arenoble protectors.而海妖永远会回应呼唤The seawill alwaysneed a kraken,and akraken will always answerthe call.小露比别再说奶酪火锅了我们吃了很多奶酪Enough with the fondue!很多块We eata lotof cheese.想想我们这个团结小分队Wheels of it.因为你妈妈毫无道理的Think abouthow manyevents wevemissed反海洋规则错过了多少事情in squadsolidarity我想就几件吧because of your momsirrational anti-ocean rule.啥有去潜艇博物馆的实地考察I guess a few.校园海滩日What Therewas thefield tripto thesubmarine museum.全县冲浪比赛一银鱼抢滩潮The schoolbeach day.吟游诗人的海滨节All-county surfcontest.The GrunionFun Run.我祖母的海滩生日派对The OceansideFestival of the Bard.凯拉的海滩生日派对My grandmothers beach birthday party.除了布丽丝的任何生日派对Kayla*sbeachbirthdayparty!墓地永远欢迎你Any birthdayparty butBlisss.但这不是普通的派对Youre alwayswelcome at the graveyard.这是毕业舞会But this isnt just any party.我真的很想去This isprom.我们都想去And I really want to be a partofit.好吧我明白了We alldo.你们应该自己去Yeah.No,I get it.我妈虽然毁了我的生活You guysshould gowithout me.但她没必要毁了你们的Ifs onething for my momto ruinmy life.如果你瞒着她呢She doesnt have toruin yours.就是啊Uh,what if you dont tell her特雷文说得对你妈没必要知道Gasp ofexclamation!撒大谎r但我同意Trevin sright.Your momdoesnthave to know.拜托露比就这么做Deception.Fm onboard.就这么做Come on,Ruby.Do it.我也想但要是我妈知道了……Do it.生活不是彩排I want to,but ifmy momfinds out,uh...你该大展身手去参加舞会了Oh,life is not adress rehearsal.好的好的Its timefor you to gobig andgo to prom.你说得对Okay.Okay,okay,okay.好我会这么做Youre right.我会去舞会•太好了Okay,Til do it.我还要邀请康纳ril go to prom.Yes!康纳And Im gonna ask Connor.好吧真是话锋突转Connor但我们就是为此而来Okay,thats a...thats abig swingthere.第一步你需要邀请舞伴Whoo.But weare herefor it.蓝天与我同在有什么主意吗Step one,you*re going to need a prom-posal.也许我可以用一些难题问他Blue-sky with me,people.Any ideas比如高级二次方程Maybe I can askhim withsomething epic,等我解出来后答案就是……like anadvanced quadraticequation.舞会And whenI solveit,the answeris...露比亲爰的小天真最笨的聪明人prom.；你不能用作业邀请康纳去舞会Ruby,my sweet,wide-eyed dumbestsmart personever,但你看这个绘制过程很酷you cannot ask Connorto prom with homework.酷个屁But lookhow itgraphs.Its cool.一个好的舞伴邀请是门艺术It is not cool.在这个荷尔蒙驱动的A goodprom-posal is art.青春期基准中主打一个表演技巧Showmanship is the nameof thegame一个体现该终极奥义的仪式in thishormone-fueled benchmarkof adolescence.局风险局回报A ritualthat embodiesthe ultimate邀请舞伴只有一次机会in highrisk,high reward.一次让你的罗密欧接受你成为他的朱丽叶的机会Now,you getone shot at prom赌注之高唯一的选择就是放开去做and oneshotatpersuading yourRomeo that you arehis Juliet.同学们别忘了确认参加舞会With stakes this high,the onlyoption is to gobig.你们生命中最重要的Everyone,dont forgetto RSVPfor prom,一天我差点用作业邀请康纳去舞会了the mostimportant dayof yourlives.我们帮你露比还有很多选择I almostasked Connorto prom with homework.给这是初稿但有了这个剧本We gotyou,Ruby.There areso manyother options.和我最爱的小丑学校的道具……Here,this is the firstdraft,but withthis script我不知道有小一点的计划吗and myfavorite propfrom clownschool...你是说降低戏剧效果吗Mm,I dont know.Do you have somethinga littlesmaller我知道这个东西■这是啥Tone downthe drama,you say商业级五彩纸屑炮I knowjust thething.Whats thatDJ你只要邀请康纳去舞会按下这个按钮A commercial-grade DJconfetti cannon.五彩纸屑会像百老汇的闭幕之夜一样落下You just askConnorto prom,push thisbutton,或许我还是放弃这个and theconfetti willrain downlike closingnight onBroadway.“邀请梦中情人去舞会’的念头吧Uh,maybe Iabandon this whole康纳ask yourdream guyto promthing.康纳你愿意和我一起Connor.去人类的舞会吗Connor,would you do me the honor哦露比我愿意of going to humanpromwithme你让我成为陆地上最快乐的人露比Oh,Ruby,yes.康纳-露比Oh,youve mademe thehappiest guyon dry land,Ruby.Connor.Ruby.露比嗨Ruby康纳在这儿Hi.呃对康纳在这儿Connors here.噢嗨嗨嗨Uh,yeah.Connors here.额Oh!Oh.Hi.Hi,hi,hi.我们一会儿还要上辅导课对吧Uh...哦hearts;hearts;we*re stillonfor ourtutoring seshlater,right哦对康纳我们就像多边形一样Oh.没错数学团队Oh,yeah,Connor.We areon likepolygons.待会见All right.Team math.你知道的愿为我的代兄做任何事Fil seeyou later.你的什么•我是说兄弟You know it.Anything for my alge-bae.代数兄弟Your whatnow I mean bro.你就像我兄弟A-Alge-bro.我的数学兄弟Like youre my brother.我想我更喜欢你一开始说的Youre mymath brother.把五彩纸屑炮给我You know,I think I likedthe firstone better.好的Give me that confetticannon.你得练习一下Yes!诀窍是拒绝重力的概念You gottapractice.那不存在并非真实The trickis toreject theconcept ofgravity.r好了再见It doesntexist.It s not real.晚点联系我All right.Peace out.hearts;hearts;嘿康纳-嘿露比Yo,hit meup later.怎么样Hey,Connor.Hey,Ruby.额嘿Whats up我在想Um,hey.你今早看到学校里的那些So,I waswondering,舞会邀请了吗did yousee,like,all thoseprom-posals看到了around schoolthis morning让我感觉怪怪的Yes.Hmm.直接问不就好了They kind of weirdme out.不必搞得这么花里胡哨Just asksomeone.很疯狂对吧It doesnthave to be thisbig proposal.对我听见了Its crazy,right再说了舞会是后殖民Oh,yeah,I hearthat.父权产物And besides,prom is a postcolonial一点不错patriarchal construct.Patriarchal construct.Exactly.Exactly.不过和合适的人一起去还是会很有趣的噢It could be funto gowith theright person,though.对确实Oh.露比-康纳抱歉Yeah.Totally.露比・康纳哦你先说Ruby...Oh.Connor...Oh,sorry.不你先说•不你先Ruby...Oh,hey.Connor...Oh,you go.不你先说No,you go.No.You go.好了说真的你想说什么Yeah,no,you go.I go.呃康纳我……Wait.Okay,no.But seriously,what-what didyou want to say我……Um,Connor,I...觉得我要吐了-哇I...嘿你没事吧...think Im gonna besick.Whoa.没事没事Hey.Are-are you okay当我靠近大海时有时会晕船Yeah.Yeah.Yeah,yeah.这是遗传的I getseasick sometimeswhen Imnext to the ocean.我姐姐是做这种接地技术的It*s genetic.哦豁等等这是什么You know,my sistersdo thisgrounding techniquething.哈那个吗以前从没见过■哇哦Ooh.Whoops.Wait,whats this这是万花筒吗夬放下吧Hah.Oh.That Neverseen that before.Whoa.派对时间到Is this a kaleidoscope-Maybe put it down.Its partytime!康纳康纳你没事吧Connor!；康纳抓住这个Connor are youokay鱼了个巴子Connor,grab this!康纳Son of an anglerfish!好的好的Connor!刚刚发生了什么Okay.Okay.Okay,okay,okay,okay,okay.康纳What justhappened新来的女孩救了康纳・康纳Connor.她是个英雄・康纳The newgirl savedConnor.Connor露比你在这儿啊Shes ahero.Connor.你错过了年度故事Ruby,there you are.康纳差点淹死了-我不是故意的You missedthe storyof theyear,girl.我是说不是我汗的Connor almostdrowned.I didntmean to.hearts hearts;天啊太离谱了I meanI-I didntdo it.太出人意外了Gosh,thats crazy.因为这绝对和我无关And surprising.你感觉还好吗Because itdefinitely didnt have anythingto dowithme.你怎么湿透了Are you feeling allright康纳你没事吧Why are you wet没事刚太疯狂了Connor.Are youokay我只记得看到了烟和闪光Yeah.It wascrazy.接下来我知道的I justremember therewas smokeand glitter.就是我被新来的女孩救了And thenthe nextthing I knew,新来的女孩I wassaved bythe newgirl.新来的女孩The newgirl谢谢谢谢The newgirl.新妹子Thank you.Thank you.Whoo!她要发言了New girl.嘘•想象一下Shes goingto saysomething.我迷人但平易近人Shh.-Picture this,第一天来这学校me,stunning butapproachable,我迷了路不知所措on myfirst dayof school.努力寻找我的教室Im lostand confused,突然间struggling to find myfirst class.我发现这个小滑板男没入水中When suddenly--我很幸运……•哦I spotlittle misterskater boyhere barelyabove water.嘘嘘由我来说Im justlucky that...Oh.我不太会游泳但在那一刻Shush,shush.Ooh.My story.我想起我Now,Im notmuch ofa swimmer,but inthat moment,妈妈一直跟我说的“你很美”I rememberedwhat my mother还有〃高风险高回报”“You aregorgeous.“要永远放手一搏”Also,Big risk,big reward.有什么比拯救生命更重要的吗Always gobig.太棒了女王我悟了And what is biggerthan savinga life我爱死你了Yes,queen.Get it.我也爱你随机观众（兰多）I love you somuch.她指我了我就叫兰多Love you,too,rando.哦不怎么回事She pointedat me.Tm Rando.当心点•对不起Oh,no.Whats happening等等Watch it.Ah.Excuse me.我们还不认识Wait.我是切尔西切尔西•范德齐We haventmet.是荷兰的亲亲-太有异国风情了Im Chelsea,Chelsea VanDer Zee.我爱你Its Dutch.Kusjes!So exotic.你是哪位•我是……I loveyou.我是露比•吉尔曼And you are Im,um...是加拿大的Im Ruby Gillman.好吧也许这就是“别看我〃的感觉Its Canadian...eh.但你有点不一样Okay,maybe its the wholedont look at mevibe,我真的得走了but theressomething differentabout you.她怎么了I-I reallygotta gonow.你可能需要躺一会儿Whats wrongwith her是啊真尴尬Yeah,you mightneed tolie downfor a little bit.她怎么回事Yeah,thats awkward.她会吐吗Whats herdeal她吓坏了Is shegonna barf你没事吧Freaking out.嘿玛戈特Ruby-doo.我快好奇死了Hey,Margot.你妈妈怎么说I amdying ofsuspense.我昨晚没敢开口What did your momsay；但我现在就去问她就在此刻Well Ichickened outlast night,你做我教你的but Fmgoingto ask hernow,right now,this second.信心建立练习了吗Did youdo theconfidence-building我做了更有效的事exercise I taught youI did somethingeven better.嘿高中毕业舞会是每个青少年的神圣仪式Oh,hey.作为一个几乎无法完成这件Junior promis thesacred riteof every human teenager.人类事情的海妖As akraken whois barelypulling off我需要参加这样才能融入其中thiswholehuman thing,同时作为自豪的数学狂I need to be there so that I can blendin.我知道要找一个潜在的解决方案And,as aproud mathlete,我必须评估这个问题I know that tofind apotential solution,我知道规则I have to evaluatethe problem.我们家永远不允许下海Now,I knowthe rules.无论什么原因Our familyis not allowed in the ocean,ever.我喜欢规则For anyreason.And I love rules.你似乎真的经历了什么Are youokay对我现在真的得走了You reallylook like you*ve beenthrough something.好了各位Yeah.I reallygot to go.Now.表演结束了我们回去上课吧All right,everyone.欢迎来到你的新家Shows over.Lets getback toclass.恕我冒昧Welcome to your newhome,真不可思议if I maybe sobold.你们选一个养孩子的好地方Ooh.This isincredible.r在海滨这里非常安全Oh,youve pickeda greatplace to raise a kid.把家搬到这里是我做过的最好的决定Its sosafe here in Oceanside.道格其实就在这里长大的Moving myfamily herewas thebest decisionI evermade.我们要搬回来这样等孩子出生了Doug actuallygrew uphere.我们能离他的家人近点Were movingback sothat we can becloser tohis folks你好免费保姆when thelittle onecomes.真好啊Hello,free babysitting.只是要注意他们不会告诉你How nice.应该如何生活和抚养孩子Just becareful they donttell you我是说有家人在附近是好事how you should liveyour lifeand raiseyour children.你真有福气I mean,itll beso niceto havefamily nearby.我为什么会发光Youre verylucky.发光可不是好事Oh,why amI glowing我再也不会下海了Glowing is not good.吃一堑长一智I willnever go into the ocean again.打给老妈Lesson learned.视频呼叫康纳Call Mom.啥我没这么说打给老妈Video callConnor.露比你去哪里了What I didnt say that.Call Mom.喔嘿Ruby,whered you go挂断挂断挂断Whoa.Hey.等等我想问你……•我要进隧道了End call,end call,end call.打hearts;hearts;给老妈Wait,I wantedtoaskyou some...Tm goingthrough atunnel.不我不能打给老妈Call Mom.她会杀了我的No,I can*t callMom.嗯Shes gonnakill me.居然有三条腿Mm哦简直是场噩梦Theres threeof them不Oh,this isa nightmare.哦不不不No!哈喽Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.《傲慢与偏见》Hello你跑的可真远Pride andPrejudice.你到《真实犯罪》这边来干嘛Youre along wayfrom home.嘘What are you doingin TrueCrime不不不Shh.你们很多人问我养胡子的秘诀No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.你看到那个了吗A lotof you have beenasking aboutmy beardregimen.那是什么-海妖Do yousee thatWhat is thatKraken!是海妖她回来了-我的天她来找我了Kraken ahoy!Shes back!Oh,my goodness.看看这景色-哇哦Oh,shes comingfor me.天哪这也太棒了Oh.Look atthis view.Wow.你觉得怎么样Holy migoltthis isamazing.我觉得我们买下了What doyou think,boohearts;hearts;哦太好了I think...were sold!我会开始准备文件Oh.Fantastic.我们尽量简单快捷Welt Ill get thepaperwork started,这样你们就能专心照顾小宝宝了and wellmake thisquick andeasy不敢相信这是我们的了-看看这房子so you can focuson yourlittle one.hearts;多漂亮啊•你之前说I cant believe this is ours.Look atthis house.你想要个内置烤架这个就是内置的This isbeautiful.Honey,you weresaying我又可以当烧烤大师了you wanteda built-in grill,and thatis built-in.hearts;hearts;趁现在平静Oh,man,I getto begrillmaster again.你们最好多多享受You makesure youenjoy因为宝宝一旦出世了就会把你的生活every minuteof quietyou have left搅得天翻地覆•好的because oncethe babycomes,it is goingtoblow up看看四周感受一下环境your wholelife.Okay.Okay.看完后把钥匙放在锁箱就行了Look around.Get afeel for the place.Just leave the keyin thelockbox when youre done.或留着随便你们回头再聊Or-or keepit.快接电话露比快接电话Whatever.Talk soon.hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;快接啊露比快接电话Pick up,Ruby.Pick up.hearts;hearts;好吧Oh,pick up,Ruby.Pick up!阿加莎你能想出办法的Okay.一切都会没事的Agatha,you canfigure thisout.鱼了个巴子Everything is gonna be fine.可能只是个交通锥Son of an anglerfish!哦不It*s probablyjustatraffic cone.哈喽Oh,no.嘿姐姐Hello善良的老舅舅布里尔来看他最爱的侄女露比Hey a,sis.什么布里尔-嘿Good oldUncle Brillshere tosee hisfavorite nieceRuby.你没事吧-没事What BrillHeya.我能有什么事Are youokay Yeah.我刚开车撞了你Why wouldntI be你们是怎么应对陆地上的重力的I justhit you with acar.很疯狂对吧How doyou guysdeal with the gravityhere on land总之我是来道贺的Its crazy,rightAnyway,I came to saycongratulations.露比已经长大了变成了巨大的……嘘嘘别这么大声Rubys allgrown-up andturned into a giant...快来•喔Shh,shh,shh.Not soloud.我看你上半身还是很有劲啊Come on.Whoa.你在逗我吗I seeyou stillgot thatupper bodystrength,huh布里尔你来干什么Are youkidding me我们感觉到了脉冲What are you doinghere,Brill所以妈妈知道了？We feltthe pulse.呃是的So Momknows她让我来找露比Uh,yeah.正因如此她才不该下海She sentme to get Ruby.那你为什么要住在海边This isexactly why she wasntsupposed to gointo the ocean.我们要保持湿润■咦湿润Uh,then whywould youlive next to it她在哪儿她在哪儿We neededto staymoist.Ew.Moist.我得把她藏起来-哇哦Where is she Where isshe但愿你藏得起来I need to hideher.Whoa.哦不Good luckhiding that.哇•布里尔待在车上Oh,no.露比•吉尔曼给我过来Wow...Brill,stay.我们现在得带你回家Ruby Gillman,come outhere.可是……We needto get you home right now.我是个怪物But...哦宝贝你不是怪物Im a...a monster.完全不沾边Oh,honey,youre nota monster.我不想大喊大叫能好好聊聊吗Not evenclose.拜托和我聊聊I dont wanttoyell.Can we just talk嘿这是我的乖女儿Please,just...just talk to me.请别生气我应该听你的Hey,theres mygirl.但我还是Please dont be mad.I shouldhave listenedto you.下了海•下了海But Ikindof我知道但现在我只想保证你的安全went into the ocean.Went into the ocean那表示我要带你回家I know.But rightnow I just wantto keepyou safe,honey,妈妈看看我and that means getting you home.我都进不去房子了Mom,look atme.hearts;妈妈一嘿I wonteven fit inside ourhouse anymore.嘿嘿嘘Mom.Hey.你会再次变小的只是需要点时间Hey,hey.Shh.我就在这我会等着你Youll getsmall again.It justtakes a little time.Im here.Til waitwith you.我哪儿也不去我真的很高兴有你在妈妈Im not going anywhere.你还记得你在海滩上发现了一条鲸鱼吗Im reallyglad yourehere,Mom.你是说克拉伦斯•韦弗顿Do youremember whenyou foundthat whaleon thebeach我怎么会忘呢You meanClarence J.Whifferton克拉伦斯•韦弗顿How couldI forget你拿着水管给它浇了七个小时Clarence J.Whifferton.直到潮水回来You stoodnexttohim with a hosefor sevenhours没错until the tide came back in.我问你我能不能养着它Oh,yeah.我们能把它放在哪里I askedyou if I couldkeep him.我们有水管有车库Where wouldwe evenhave puthimhearts;hearts;拜托我会照顾它的We had a hose.A garage.我知道你会Come on.I wouldhave takencare ofhim.太好了我正常了I knowyou wouldhave.几乎正常了谢谢Yes.Pm normal.相信我不会有事的Well,almost normal.Thank you.哦Trust me,it*sgonnabe okay.我看你继承了你妈妈的臂力Aw...妈妈这是怎么回事Ooh,I seeyou gotyour momsarm strength.嘿小可爱怎么了Mom,whatishappening!我怎么知道没人告诉我任何事Hey,Tadpole.What*s up露比下海了亚瑟How wouldI knowNo onetells meanything.哦不■你都没死吗Ruby went into the ocean,Arthur.死？她为什么会死-哦r不Oh,no!And you didn tdie这家伙是谁•这小孩是谁Die Why would shedie Oh,no.那是我们儿子山姆Whos thisguy Who*sthiskid儿子？就是说我又当舅舅了Uh,thats our son,Sam.我以前从未有过舅舅Son Asin,Im anuncle Again我以前也从未有过侄子Ive never had anuncle before.露比深呼吸And Ivenever had a nephewbefore.听我解释Ruby,take adeep breath.当你进入海洋时就触发了……Let meexplain.就释放出……You see,whenyouwentin the ocean,it triggered...海妖Uh,it released...布里尔的意思是The kraken!你变成了北海巨妖What Brillmeans我知道这一时很难接受露比is youturn into a giant kraken.但你不是孤身一人I knowthis isa lotto process,Ruby,我也会变成北海巨妖but yourenot alone.什么I turn intoa giant kraken,too.你知道？What What所以我是这玩意You knew默认的可怕海妖形象So,Im this你说这是人类编造的The horriblestereotype ofkrakens我被冒犯了-它很畅销that you said humansmade up.关于我还有什么事是真的妈妈Im offended.-It sells.我要拖沉船只吗我要恐吓水手吗So whatelse istrue about me,Mom不亲爰的完全不用Do Isink shipsnow Do I terrorizesailors你一直都说我们在躲避怪物No.No,honey.Not atall.结果我就是怪物All this time,you toldme wewere hidingfrom monsters,你骗了我and itturns outIm the monster.就把这当做小小的忽略吧You liedto me.来吧变成巨妖我要录视频Think ofit more as atiny omission.山姆收起手机Come on.Turn giant.Tm recording.hearts;hearts;但这是史上最酷的事Sam,putitaway.这一点都不酷But this isthe coolest thing ever.我本来就有点怪了但这个It isnot cool.我都无法隐藏-你可以的I was already alittle weird,but thisI cant hidethis.Yes,you can.你不明白妈妈每一天我都努力不让人发现You dontget it,Mom.我的不同之处Every singleday,I makesure noone notices我用头发遮住鲸all theways that I amdifferent.笔直站着就像有脊椎一样I pushmy hairin frontof mygills,很艰难但这个不可能藏得住and Istand like I have a spine.不会因为你能控制露比Its hard,but this is impossible.就像我这些年一样No,because you can controlit,Ruby.对但你不用带着触手去上学Just likeI havefor all these years.我也有触手吗Yeah,but youdidnthave togo to high school withtentacles.抱歉儿子我们家只有女性才能变成巨妖DoI get tentacles,too男性只能慢慢变老发福Sorry,son.Only the women in our familyturn giant.不是很好The menjust becomeolder,rounder versionsof ourselves.露比听着It*snotgreat.海洋触发了变身Ruby,listen.如果你呆在陆地上The oceantriggers thetransformation.；你就能保持小体型用双腿行走But ifyou stay on dryland真棒学校的每个人都在谈论you*ll stay small and on twolegs.Cool.Everyone at school istalking about themonster破坏图书馆的怪物只要没人知道是你我们就很安全that destroyedthe library.真的我非常非常喜欢但是舞会船在水上I do.I really,really do.不是在水里But the prom boatis onthe water,你也许会问“万一有风暴呢”not inthe water.我分析了天气趋势数据What iftheres astorm youmight ask.hearts;hearts;我靠谱的朋友互联网Well,Tve analyzedweather trenddata,向我保证舞会之夜会风平浪静and mytrusty friend,the Internet,最后这是舞会船的船长has assuredme thatit will be smoothsailing onprom night.你看那双眼睛And lastly,thisisthe captainof saidprom boat.告诉我他没有看到任何问题Look intothose eyes.我可以把性命托付给他你也应该如此Tell mehe hasntseen itall.所以我露比•吉尔曼I trusthim withmy life,and soshould you.应该参加舞会谢谢And thatis whyL Ruby Gillman,求你了求你了should goto prom.Thank you.很有力的展示Please,please,please,please,please!我喜欢这种活力但还是不行宝贝Strong presentation.可是老妈依据科学互联网I likethe energy,but itsstill ano,honey.相信我露比我知道什么对你最好But,Mom,evidence,science,Internet.最好就是永远呆在陆地上Trust me,Ruby,I knowwhats bestfor you.r所以我才搬到这里And whats bestis to always stayon land.这对我们来说更安全That*s whywe movedhere.你的身体正在经历变化As longas noone figuresout it was you,were safe.就当是绽放吧Your bodyisgoingthrough changes.呃老爸Think ofit asblossoming.你的触手会分泌毒液吗Ugh,Dad.山姆-这是怎么发生的Do yourtentacles oozepoison只要你远离海洋……Sam!How is this evenhappening rightnow你的身体是一朵鲜花As longas youstay out of the ocean...你会长出多余的手臂吗-绽放Your bodyisaflower.女性很幸运•一切都会恢复正常Do yougrow anyextra armsBlossoming.你们能闭嘴吗Women areso lucky.Things willgo backto normal.爸爸这不是好事Can everyonejust stop!山姆我要用触手勒死你Dad,this isnta goodthing.还有妈妈我不行Sam,Im goingto strangleyou withmy tentacles.我现在做不到And,Mom,I can*t.她忘了跟我说I justcan*t rightnow.我都不认识你Ah,she forgotto dome.为什么我们就不能聊聊呢I donteven knowyou!因为这并不重要Well,why cantwejusttalk about it小声点布里尔Because it doesnt matter.老姐如果我能找到你Keep itdown,Brill.海洋的其他生物Sis,if I could findyou,找到你也只是时间问题then itsonly amatter oftime我自己能应付before therest of the oceancan,too.回家去和她谈谈吧I canhandle this on my own.她想帮露比Just comehome andtalk toher.她从来不单纯的帮忙不是吗She wantsto helpRuby.至少把真相告诉露比She neverjust helps,though,does shehearts;hearts;露比现在在陆地上生活布里尔At leasttell Rubythe wholetruth.我知道你是好意但你得就此打住Rubys lifeisonland now,Brill.回家去让我照顾我的女儿I knowyou meanwell,but youneedtostop.阿加……Go home and letme takecare of my daughter.不敢相信妈妈还对我有所隐瞒Aggie...尼西你真是小天才I cant believe Momis stillhiding things from me.那家伙藏不住话Nessie,you tinygenius.把它们放在冰上That guycant hideanything.好主意Oh,put thoseon ice.我可以为你两样都做Good idea.什么……I cando bothfor you.关好门窗Wha...海妖回来了Lock yourdoors!布里尔The krakenhas returned!他在哪里Brill布里尔-走开你们这些长毛的恶魔Where is he Where isheWhereishe哎呀你们这些长翅膀的蠢货Brill Get off me,you featherydemons.哎呀嘿嘿Ow!You wingeddopes.你自救吧我已经来不及了Ow,hey,hey.别管玉米热狗了Save yourself.Its toolate for me.你看到了吗它们抢走了我的棍子小吃Forget thecorn dog.布里尔舅舅专心点Did yousee thatThey tookmy sticksnack.我需要知道一嗯嗯Uncle Brill,focus.谁让你来的I needto know.-Mm-hmm嗯不行不行Who sentyou here请别问我Mmm.No.No,no,no.No.Please dontask methings.我这人守不住秘密去和你妈妈聊吧Im sobad atkeeping secrets.妈妈什么都不会告诉我-我也不会Just talk to your mom.应该由她告诉你你外婆的事Mom wonttell meanything.Well,neither willI.我什么-没什么She shouldbetheone to tell youabout yourgrandmother.我没说什么外婆My whatNothing.我说的是外行I didntsay grandmother.What」我还有个外婆•不是不是Uh saidlandlubber.Ahoy拜托别听我的I have a grandmotherNo,no,no.我不知道我在说啥Please,uh,dont listento me.我饿了我之前受到创伤•等等I don*t knowwhat Imsaying.那些鸟……•如果我们家只有女性Im hungry,and Imtraumatized frombefore.Wait.才会变成海妖Its thebirds...If onlythewomenin ourfamily那她也是海妖turn into giant krakens,让事实证明一下我做了保密的then shesagiant kraken,too.她在这里吗-什么没在Uh,let therecord showI keptthat parta secret.你外婆绝不会离开海洋Is shehere What No.说真的我不知道你妈这些年是怎么做到的Your grandmotherwould neverleave the ocean.陆地就不适合海妖生活Honestly,I dont know howyour momdid itall these years.你说得对■嗯Land isnot builtfor agiant kraken.不适合Youre right.-Mm-hmm.我对当海妖一无所知Its not.当把我蒙在鼓里并不公平I don*tknowthe firstthing about being agiant kraken.对一点r都不公平But itsnotfair to keep meinthedark.我不能一直等待答案Nope.Not atall.我要掌控自己的生活I cantkeep waitingfor answers.上吧姑娘I needto takecontrol of myownlife.我是海妖•说得好You go,girl.如果我想知道答案就只有一个人能帮我Im akraken.Preach.你妈妈-我外婆And if I wantanswers,then theresonly oneperson whocan help me.对不等等Your mom.My grandmother.我不能让你这么做Yeah.No.What你妈会宰了我的fI cant letyoudothat.布里尔舅舅Your momwill kill me.你比你想象的更有用Uncle Brill...这是我们年来第一次拥抱...youhave been morehelpful thanyou canimagine.15那我真的很抱歉You know,thisisthe firsthug wevehad in15years.为什么•为这个Then Imreally sorry.哦棍子小吃For whatThis.救命啊Oh!A sticksnack.棍子小吃的伎俩很聪明Help!我得承认不过……哇Real cleverwiththestick trick.没错很神奇I admitthat,but...Whoa.所以我现在没办法Yeah.It*s kindof amazing.让你离开水面了是吧So,theres noway Imgettingyou好吧跟我来out of the waternow,is there等等布里尔舅舅Well,follow me.克拉伦斯Wait,Uncle Brill.克拉伦斯•韦弗顿Clarence我真高兴你活下来了Clarence J.Whifferton.谢谢你Im soglad youmade it.你看上去很棒布里尔舅舅在海里畅游You lookgreat.比我想象的还要美妙Uncle Brill,being inthe ocean接下来只会越来越棒is morewonderful thananything I could imagine.哇哦It onlygets betterfrom here.哇Whoa,oh.太狂野了Wow.欢迎来到海妖王国That waswild.哇哦Welcome to the Kingdomof theKrakens.我知道你在想什么Whoa.有点豪华过头了Yeah,I knowwhat yourethinking.但你知道皇家贵族Its alittle overthe top.皇家贵族But you know royals.你是说我外婆是……Royals女王You meanmy grandmothersa...武土女王A queen!终极贵族A warriorqueen,Ultimate Lordess,七海的统治者等等等等Ruler of the SevenSeas,让我抱抱et cetera,et cetera.抱得真紧Give mea hug.哦-现在不行布里尔So tight.现在是露比的时间Oh.Not now,Brill.你说过你不会介意的It*s Rubystime now.当然了妈妈You saidyoud beokay withit,huh我没那么缺抱抱Of course,Mamah.真不敢相信你是我外婆Im notthat needy,so...请叫我外婆大大I cantbelieve youremy grandmother.你似乎对将军的威严Please,call meGrandmamah.和皇家的辉煌感到惊讶You seemsurprised bythe level我绝对没想到女王的事of generalmajesty androyal splendor.你妈从没告诉过你你是皇室成员吗I definitelywasnt expectingthe wholequeen thing.我想这又是一个小小的忽略Your mothernever told you you were royalty小小的忽略I guessit was another tinyomission.阿加莎Tiny omission!别担心我在做心理治疗Agatha!Dont worry.I goto therapynow.我在周三和周五去看了一条聪明的锤头鲨然后发泄了愤怒I seea wisehammerhead sharkon Wednesdaysand Fridays,走开愤怒and Ivelet myrage go.啊小饼干Away,rage.请自便露比Ah,cookies.嗯真好吃Help yourself,Ruby.有点软了fMmm.Theyre really...they rereally good.我让别人给我做的A littlemushy.现在跟你外婆大大说说I madesomeone makethem myself.全部都告诉我Now,talkto your grandmamah.和通体长毛的生物一起生活是不是很可怕Tell me everything.你是指人类吗Was ithorrible living among thehairy crustdwellers就连这个词都让我发抖You meanpeople人类其实蛮好的Even theword makesmy tentaclessquirm.我有一些朋友People arekinda nice,actually.我邀请了一个男生去舞会I have a coupleof friends.但你知道进行得不太顺利I askeda boyto prom,亲爱的你可以把这些都抛之脑后but,you know,it...it didnotgogreat.你生来就是为了更大的事业Welt deary,you canput allthat behind you.Youre madefor biggerthings.跟我来我看到她了是露比Come withme.哇哦是露比I seeher.Its Ruby.是她看啊是公主Whoa.It*s Ruby.真的是她吗Its her.Look,itstheprincess.啊谢谢你Is thisactually her那是露比吗Aw.Thank you.快看啊是她Is thatRuby她真漂亮Look,look.Its her.嗨露比Shes sopretty.海妖同胞们Hi,Ruby.我的外孙女终于来了时隔年Fellow krakens,here atlast ismy granddaughter.露比公主终于回到家15来做我的接班人After15years,Princess Rubyhas finallyreturned homehearts;hearts;笺笙壁笛寺寺寺寺to bemy successor.我要做什么Wait.Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait.露比你是公主Imgonnabe a,a whatnow向大家致词Ruby,youre aprincess.我觉得……Address thecrowd.我要恐慌发作了I think...I amhaving apanic attack!恐慌发作所以外婆……Panic attack!啊“外婆大大〃So,Grandma...H n第二个“大〃字音调要上升Uh,Grandmamah.u哦抱歉外婆大大It goesup onthe secondmah.你找错人了Oh,sorry.Um,Grandmamah,我只是露比•吉尔曼普通的青少年um,youhave the wrongperson.谁说你普通了Im justRuby Gillman,normal teenager.Normal accordingto who我们家族的女性被赋予了强大的力量The womeninourfamily成为北海巨妖have beengifted themighty power你是世界上仅有的三大海妖之一露比to turnintogiant kraken.我们必须保护海洋及其生物You areonly one of threegiant krakenson thisEarth,Ruby.但很多怪物觊觎我们的地位We mustprotect the ocean and its creatures.试图为自己夺取王位But manymonsters havecoveted ourposition吹牛警报他们从来没成功过and havetried toseize thethrone for themselves.利维坦Brag alert,they neversucceeded.海坊主The Leviathan,还有他们中最渴望权力和最危险的……Umibozu,and themost power-hungry anddangerous of them all...美人鱼对美人鱼The mermaid但人类喜欢美人鱼Yes,the mermaid!他们当然喜欢了But peoplelove mermaids.人类都没脑子Of coursethey do.People arestupid.抱歉小可爱妈妈说得对Ifs muchsafer forus.山姆吃早餐了Sorry,Tadpole,Moms right.嘿你不是说舞会是后什么……Sam,breakfast!后殖民父权产物没错Hey,didnt you saythatprom was a postbolognal...但我们要作为一个集体参加Postcolonial patriarchalconstruct.It is.作为一种抗议形式But wewould goasagroup.hearts;hearts;哇哦勇气可嘉As aform ofprotest.你们觉得如何我为大型开盘仪式准备了这些Wow.So brave.我觉得我恋hearts;hearts;爱了What doyou thinkI hadthese printedformybig launchparty.呕-你还需要我去那里吗I thinkIm inlove.需要这是成败攸关的时刻Blech.Do youstill needme to be there我要卖掉整个开发项目Yes.This isa make-or-break moment.hearts;hearts;hearts;hearts;可是妈妈你……Im sellingan entiredevelopment.阿加莎•吉尔曼But,Mom,youre…我击败了竞争对手Agatha Gillman,她给了我们梦想中的家我就不问是怎么做到的了and Islay thecompetition.我只是想给潜在买家展示下She gotus ourdream home,and Im not askinghow.hearts;hearts;一个幸福的海滨家庭是什么样子Well,I just wanttoshow potentialbuyers我今天歇业这样就能够专心烧烤what ahappy Oceansidefamily lookslike.从冷男变成烤男Ill beclosing myshop for the dayso Ican manthe grill.美人鱼是自私虚荣的自恋狂From chillman togrill man.顶着平平无奇的头发Mermaids areselfish,vain narcissists她们的女王尼莉莎是最坏的with mediocrehair,她想控制海洋and theirqueen,Nerissa,the worstof them all.逼迫海洋里的生物只听命于她She wantedto controltheocean通常情况下美人鱼不是我们海妖的对手and forceits creaturesto serveher andher alone.犹如螳臂当车Normally,mermaids wouldbe nomatch forus giant kraken—但她们的女王找到了一件古老的武器much toopuny-海神的三叉戟but theirqueen foundan ancientweapon,唯一能打败海妖的武器the Trident of Oceanus.我们组成了对抗她的前线The onlyweapon powerfulenough todefeat agiantkraken.为此……We formedthe frontlines againsther,我们伤亡惨重and for that...坦白说我们差点就全军覆没了...we paida terribleprice.多亏了你妈妈Frankly,I supposewed allbe kelptoast不可能if it wasnt foryour mother.那是我妈？No way.她真有这么酷吗Thats mymom她是我们最伟大的战士Was sheactually cool不必多问我把一切都教给了她She was our greatestwarrior.她与美人鱼暴君进行了一场大战I mean,of courseshe was.Itaughther everythingI know.夺走了三叉戟She engagedin agreat battlewiththetyrant mermaid我称之为她的“女王时刻”and wrestedaway the Trident.U十分光荣I calledit herqueen-making moment/尼莉莎狼狈而逃It wasglorious.我们有机会永远消灭美人鱼Nerissa fledin disgrace.但你妈妈做了难以理解的事We hada chance to crushthe mermaidsforever,她藏起了三叉戟but your mother didthe unfathomable.离开了她的王国离开了她的同类She hid the Tridentaway,跑去扮演人类left herkingdom,left herkind,哇哦all toplay human你有激光眼Whoa.这是带电的生物发光You havelaser eyes但没错它们确实有很大的冲击力Well,ifs electricallycharged bioluminescence,but,yeah,theydopack awallop.你也有这种能力除了在超级尴尬的时刻变大You havethe powers,too,you know.你很特别露比Besides growingbig atsuper awkwardmoments你在你的内心深处感受到它Youre special,Ruby.让我教你You feelit inthe coreof yourbeing.但我妈说只要我远离海洋Let meteach you.我就不会变成……But mymom toldmethatifIstay out oftheocean,北海巨妖吗I wontturnintoa...你并不是变成海妖的人类A giantkraken而是伪装成人类的海妖You arenotahuman whoturns intoakraken.一旦你知道自己的能力You*reakraken hidingasahuman.你就会想成为下一个海妖女王Once youknowwhat youre capableof,这是你与生俱来的权利youll wantto bethe nextkraken queen.尽你所能去战斗随心所欲去战斗Its yourbirthright.你永远无法战胜你的命运And fight as youmight,fightasyou will,我不知道外婆大大youcannever outswimyour destiny.我喜欢数学和康纳I dontknow,Grandmamah.你知道青春期的东西I likemath andConnor.很好You know,teen stuff.我喜欢和你共度这段时光露比Very well.I lovedspending thistime with you,Ruby.我也是谢谢你告诉我真湘Me,too.hearts hearts;期待我们再次相见Thank youfor tellingmethe truth.等等你就这么让她走吗Until wemeet again.她会回来的Wait.Youre just gonna lether go海妖永远会回应呼唤Shell beback.你也是这么说阿加莎的A krakenalways answersthe call.再见克拉伦斯Thats whatyousaidabout Agatha.海妖Bye,Clarence.戴维左满舵全速前进Kraken ahoy!游吧游吧美人Davey,hard toport.Full power!什么Fly.Fly,me beauties.让我仔细看看你Wha...激光眼发射Lets get a closerlook atya.激光眼发射Laser eyes,go!激光眼Laser eyes,go!稳住她戴维Laser eyes是烦人的金枪鱼吗Hold hersteady,Davey.等等那是……•新来的女孩Bit ofa spicytuna,arent yaWait.Is that...The newgirl.天啊嘿切尔西你怎么会在下面Oh,my gosh.Hey.因为我是一条旋转跳跃的美人鱼Chelsea H-How areyou evendown herer我想我欠你一次水下救援Because I mamotherflippin*mermaid.因为我差不多完全得到了你的信任I figuredI owedyou an underwater rescue戈登特餐时间到了since Ikinda,sorta,100%got credit for yours.惊喜是个炸单Time forthe Gordonspecial.hearts3hearts;我们应该闪了或者等死你决定吧Surprise.Its abomb!别说了戴维We shouldget goingor,like,die.Your call.你老爰唱反调Dont sayit,Davey.好吧Youre sucha naysayer.我还是不敢相信你是Okay.长鳍的青少年？变成人的鱼？I stillcan*tbelieveyoure a...美人鱼？A tenwith afin Afish cometrue我不敢相信我终于有一个可以A mermaid分享秘密的朋友了Ooh,I cantbelieve Ican finallyhaveafriend一个超级海女闺蜜to sharethings with.听着切尔西谢谢你刚才救了我A super sea-girl bestie.但今天我一开始以为我最大的问题是舞会Look,Chelsea,thanks forwhatyoudid backthere,而现在我有很多事情要消化but Istarted thisday thinkingthat mybiggest issuewas prom.所以我需要回家And now,I gota wholelot moregoing on.好好睡一觉假装这一天从未发生过So I just needtogohome,听着我只是觉得我们有很多共同点get somesleep andpretend thisday neverhappened.但如果你对此不满意那就再见吧Look,I justthought wehada lot incommon,好的露比你可以的but ifyoure gonnabe saltyaboutit,then bye-bye.你只需去到学校Okay,Ruby,you gotthis.普普通通地过一天You justneedtomake itto school嗯and havea completely,totally ordinaryday.亲爱的Huh你不能再自责了Honey,哦亚瑟youve gottastop beatingyourself up.我不敢相信我没有早点告诉她这些Oh,Arthur.我在想什么啊Icantbelieve I didnt tellher anyof thissooner.你想保护她I mean,what wasI thinking一如既往You werethinking aboutprotecting her,万一她辍学了呢like you always have.万一她找不到工作像我一样离家出走了呢What ifshe dropsout ofschool万一她像我恨我妈一样恨我呢I mean,what ifshe doesntgetajob andruns awaylikeIdid这简直是山体滑坡亚瑟What ifshe hatesme likeI hatemy momIt*saslippery slope,Arthur.恨这个词太强烈了而且她是爱你的Hates astrong word.And sheloves you.她不会离家出走这也太打我脸了Shell neverrun away.露比嘿你感觉怎么样Huh.This doesnthelp mycase.睡得好吗一切都恢复正常了吗Ruby,hey.How areyoufeeling是的完全正常Did yousleep okayEverything backto normal你确定吗你看着有点脸红Yeah.Mm-hmm.Totally fine.妈妈我没事真的Are yousure Oh,you lookalittleflushed.露比你的气息是海水的味道吗Mom,Im fine.Really.海水什么呀Ruby,is thatsalt wateron yourbreath不是我真的要走了Salt waterWhat好的如果你想聊聊No.Ireallygotta go.我随时奉陪Good.Okay.Well,ifyoudo wantto talk,我只是想让你知道PH beright here.你永远不必对我有所隐瞒I just...Ijustreally wantyou toknow哼就像你吗■你说什么thatyou never have to hidethings fromme.没什么再见妈妈Hmm,likeyouWhat didyou say,honey爱你哦做出好的选择Nothing.Bye,Mom.它摧毁了《浪漫僵尸》小说区Love you.Make goodchoices.《浪漫僵尸》小说区It destroyedthe YAZombie Romancesection.艾瑞克-在The YAZombie Romancesection!看下这个■非小说类吗Eric.Yeah.妈妈我改主意了Take alookatthis.Nonfiction我想再次在家上学Mom,I changedmy mind.反正我也不喜欢那个图书馆I wantto behomeschooled again.我们有图书馆吗I neverliked thatlibrary anyway.哥斯拉都是那玩意的手下败将We havea library出现了一个来自深海的触手怪我还应该去学数学？Godzilla couldnot beatthat thingin a fight.真恶心A tentacledfreak from the deep shows up,and Imsupposed tolearn math你在这啊So gross.你昨晚怎么不回我们的信息There youare!我担心那个怪物把你抓了Whyd youstop answeringour textslastnight我用杜松木为我们每人雕了一个哨子I wasworried thatmonster gotto you.吹响它可以给你宝贵的几秒钟I carvedus eacha whistleoutofjuniper wood.让你逃命Blowing itcould give you preciousseconds真赞众所周知to abscondwith yourlives.Sick.Juniper woodhas beenknown杜松木有击败海妖的力量什么海妖to havekraken-defeating powers.你为什么这么说What Kraken每个人都知道海妖不是真的Whywouldyousaythat注意看情节反转Ev-Everyone knowsthat krakensarent real,so...年前你们都嘲笑我Behold,a plottwist.15抱歉没说你戴维15years ago,you alllaughed atme.你是对的你一直相信我Sorry.Not you,Davey.但我现在终于有证据证明海妖的存在了Youre right,youalways believed me.你们很多人问我养胡子的秘诀But nowI finallyhave proofthat krakensexist.海妖A lotof youhave beenasking aboutmy beardregimen.是海妖她回来了Kraken!r她来找我了Kraken ahoy!She sback!戴维去拿图像电话Oh,she*s comingfor me.hearts;hearts;你看到了吗Davey,get thepicturephone.有了你们的帮助我们将曝光这个Do yousee it可憎的怪物最终揭示它的庐山真面目With yourhelp,we willdrag thisabomination忍不住支持这家伙into thelight andfinally revealwhat ittruly is.hearts;巨大的黑喑从深处升起要侵吞我们所有人Cant helpbut rootforthatguy.这一次她不是乌鸦嘴了A greatdarkness hasrisen from the depthsto claimus all.这可是怪人戈登And thistime,she isnot catastrophizing.不能把他的话当真I mean,thisiswacky Gordon.他才只有十个粉丝You canttake himseriously.目前而已•啊He onlyhas,like,ten subscribers.特雷文在他所有的社交平台上分享了视频For now.Huh他做了什么•你没听说过我的频道吗Trevin issharing itacross allof hissocials.很多人看我的游戏直播Hes whatWhat Youvenever heardofmychannel很多是多少A lotof peoplewatch mygaming livestreams.大约十四万How manyisa lot发布视频About ahundred andforty...thousand.现在永久上传了一等等And...video posted.海妖海妖是海妖There,its out there forevernow.Wait.你敢信吗Kraken!Kraken!Kraken ahoy!海妖海妖-那个老船夫说得没错Dude,can youbelieve it是海妖•那东西确实是个怪物Kraken!Kraken!That oldboat dudewas right.一个真实存在的怪物Kraken ahoy!That thingis legita monster.露比呼叫露比A real-life monster.布丽丝拿嗅盐来Ruby CueRuby.你要去哪儿Bliss,get thesmelling salts.Where areyou going你忘了拿哨子海妖海妖You forgotyour whistle!是海妖Kraken!Kraken!海妖海妖Kraken ahoy!是海妖-禁止在走廊奔跑Kraken!Kraken!有海妖四处乱窜Kraken ahoy!No runninginthehalls.你需要一个保镖With akraken runningloose,你真贴心you coulduse abodyguard.怪物可能潜伏在Aw,youre sweet.任何一个角落The monstercouldbelurking我会为你挺身而出around anycorner.切尔西rd fightitforyou.我能和你谈谈吗Chelsea好的所有人出去Can Italkto you私人谈话时间再见Okay,everyone out.所以什么事Private talktime.Bye.切尔西关于昨晚我很抱歉……So,whats up亚瑟你该考虑一下请个人帮你Ooh,Arthur,youshouldthink about自从你开始搞“瓶子靓起来”生意一直很旺hiring someoneto helpyou.Business hasbeen boomingsince youstarted BottledUp.你们好欢迎回到“瓶子靓起来〃Hey there.现在让我们扬起风帆Welcome backto BottledUp.魔法Now,lets hoistthose sails.哇哦你俩真是天生一对Magic.你认为那很棒吗Wow,you twoare quitethe powercouple.你现在看到的是不败的躲避球冠军You thinkthats great他是个传奇Youre lookingat theundefeated dodgeballchamp.好好你们都很牛逼Hes alegend.Ooh.哦露比不要低估自己Yeah,yeah.You guysare allcrushing it.你的数学很棒Oh,Ruby,dont sellyourself short.就是我帮康纳通过代数考试的Youre amazingat math.哦康纳I amthe reasonConnors passingalgebra.梦中情人•山姆Oh,Connor.是你爱上他的So dreamy.Sam.嘿住手你们每人都挨了一下Ow.Youre theone inlove withhim.《海洋生物学家季刊》Hey,hey.Stop.You eachlanded one.噢露比你还在看这些垃圾Marine Biologist Quarterly哦道歉太老套了Chelsea,about lastnight,I amsorry thatI ran...直接跳到你告诉我一切的部分Oh.Apologies areso corny.Just skiptothepart whereyou tell meeverything.听着我……你才来陆地一天就已经适应了Look,I...我一生都在这里但仍然觉得自己像个怪胎You arehere onland oneday,and youalready fitin.我只想成为露比•吉尔曼普通的青少年Ive beenhere allofmylife,and I still feellike afreak.哦那有什么意思呢I-Ijustwantto be RubyGillman,normal teenager.露比你是北海巨妖Oh,boo.Wheres thefun inthat你不觉得你的目标可以比“普通的青少年”Ruby,youre agiantkraken.更高一点吗Dont youthinkyou could aimalittlebit higher哦我可爰松软的小鱼人than normalteenager你知道你需要什么吗Oh,my cutelittle,floppy,baby guppygirl.亮丽的秀发和美人鱼尾巴You knowwhatyouneed不是但那也有帮助Great hairand a mermaid tail露比•吉尔曼你需要的是No,but itwould help.看看你的生活能有多美好What youneed,RubyGillman,你需要一个超级海女逃学日istosee howgreat yourlife couldbe.好吧我们行动吧You needa super sea-girl ditchday!耶Okay.Lets doit.离毕业舞会只有四天了Yay!Just fourmore daysuntil prom,步入成年的苦差生涯之前的最后一个欢乐夜the lastevening ofjoy今天太棒了before enteringthe drudgeryof adulthood.七小时畅游了七大海This daysbeen amazing.不要让我开始说《海洋生物学家季刊》I mean,seven seasin sevenhours对水晶水母的介绍错得有多离谱And dontget mestarted abouthow wrongthey got抱歉我是不是太古怪了the crystaljellyfish inthe MarineBiologistQuarterly.没有Sorry.Am Igeeking outtoo much我还是不敢相信你妈对你隐瞒了这一切No.“躲藏即生存”Istillcantbelieveyour momhid allof thisfrom you.这是吉尔曼家族的座右铭Hiding issurviving.*座右铭都很蠢这是我的座右铭Thats theGillman familymotto.我讨厌躲藏Mottoes arestupid.Thats mymotto.但你在学校出名了I hatehiding.大家都喜欢你But yourecrushing itatschool.你确实什么都有Everyone lovesyou.不我没有You reallydo haveeverything.r自从三叉戟之战以来No,I dont.我们所有的美人鱼一直东躲西藏Ever sincethe Battleofthe Trident,hearts;hearts;all usmermaids have been inhiding.我再也无法忍受hearts;我感觉被困了所以我逃走了I couldnttake itanymore.但我最终来到海滨高中时我很孤单I felttrapped,so Iran away.没人能看到真实的我But whenI endedup atOceanside High,I was alone.然后我找到了你我的超级海女闺蜜No onecould seethe realme.现在世上一切都顺心如意And thenI foundyou,my supersea-girl bestie,如果不是这场美人鱼海妖大战and noweverything isright inthe world.我和你可以r一直这么自由If itwasn tfor thiswhole mermaidversus krakenwar,hearts;hearts;当然了you and I couldbe thisfree all the time.但两个少女无法修正历史Oh,sure.Yeah.等等成为数学狂的第一条规则是什么But,Imean,two teenagegirls cantfix history.绝不谈论成为数学狂Wait.Whats thefirst ruleof beinga mathlete不是我们必须评估这个问题Hmm.Never talkaboutbeinga mathlete切尔西拜托No.We have to evaluatethe problem.一定有办法结束这场战争Chelsea,come on.这样你就不必再躲着海妖There mustbe someway toend thiswar我也不必成为预言中种族间仇杀的so youwont haveto hidefrom the krakens公主战士and Iwont haveto becomea prophesiedprincess warriorofaninterspecies vendetta.好吧确实有个办法ofaninterspecies vendetta.切尔西•范德齐和露比•吉尔曼二人组Well,there isone way.通过找到海神三叉戟拯救海洋Chelsea VanDer Zeeand RubyGillman savethe seas就是我外婆痴迷的那个大叉子吗by findingthe Tridentof Oceanus.是的三叉戟跟上我That giantfork mygrandmas soobsessed with一旦我们拿到三叉戟Yes.The Trident.Stay withme.我们就可以证明不再需要战争Once wehavetheTrident,它可以是和平的象征we canshow that there doesnthavetobe awar anymore.我外婆就不用训练我去打仗了It canbe asymbol ofpeace.我可以在海洋和陆地活出真正的自我Then mygrandmother wouldnthavetotrain mefor battle.不再斗争Icanlive intheoceanandonland as the realme.美人鱼也不用再生活在恐惧之中No morefighting.不再躲藏And the mermaids wouldnthavetolive infear anymore.不斗争•不躲藏No more hiding.不斗争不躲藏No fighting.No hiding.我对烧烤很紧张No fighting!No hiding!No fighting!No hiding!哦卡罗尔拜托Im nervous about thebarbecue.没人知道图书馆到底发生了什么Oh,Carol,come on.山姆饭桌上不准戴耳机No oneknows whathappened exactlytothelibrary.完全没了•可能是煤气泄漏Sam,no headphonesat thetable.Its completelygone.It couldhavebeena gasleak.相信我你的买家会喜欢海滨的宁静hearts;hearts;随着越来越多的目击者Trust me,your buyersare gonna love Oceansidestranquility.报告说见到了北海巨妖Tranquility hasturned toterror海滨的宁静变成了恐怖hereinOceanside asmore andmore witnesses咚咚是谁呀report havingseen thegiantkraken.是布里尔舅舅我已经进来了Knock,knock.Whos there哦别介意我吃点Its UncleBrill.Im alreadyinside.稍等一下卡罗尔Ooh,don*t mindifIdo.你来干什么Just onesecond,Carol.当我空手而归时妈妈大发雷霆What areyou doinghere我需要找个地方待着等她冷静下来When Icamebackempty-handed,Mom hitthe roof.几个月或几年I needa placeto crashtill shecools down.最多一个世纪A fewmonths,a coupleyears.额大事不妙了Century,tops.在我身旁的是戈登•灯塔船长Um,hon,uh,this isntgood.灯塔先生据说你看到了……Im herewith Captain Gordon Lighthouse.死神的面孔Now,Mr.Lighthouse,you allegedlyclaim tohave seen...据称如此The faceof death!」嗷——你走开L|Allegedly.O|我需要身体健全的男人女人或儿童Ow,ow,ow.Ow.You outthere,I needany able-bodied man,woman orchild来充当船员一滚开嗷抓捕海妖to helpcrew myvessel...Getoff.Ow!Ooh.这家伙好可怕...and capturethe kraken!我和一个军阀住在一起That guy*s terrifying,阿加他拍到她了and Ilive witha warlord.阿加莎你还在吗出什么事了Aggie,hes gother onvideo.没事Agatha,areyoustill thereWhats going on周六把你的买家带来No,its nothing.hearts;hearts;啊哦Bring yourbuyers Saturday.又是那副表情-她又想逼我们Uh-oh.做我们不情愿的事Shes gotthat look.The onewhere shewants us我一生都在寻找海妖to do something wedontwantto do.我为此付出了沉重的代价Fve beensearching forkraken meentire life.好吧没错And itcost medearly.但如果我不是为了找海妖Oh,fine,yes.我就不会买船如果没有买船But ifitwasntforthe kraken,hearts;hearts;我就不会抵押房子如果hearts;hearts;我不抵押房子I wouldnthave boughtthe boat,and withoutthe boat,hearts;塔米就不会离hearts;我而去I wouldnthave mortgagedmy house,and ifI didntmortgage myhouse,感同身受Tammy wouldnthaveleftme.我们还在谈论海妖吗Huh.Been there.戈登如果它是从海里来的那我就是你要找的人Are we still talkingabout krakens我能驾驭这个宝贝没问题的Gordon,if itsfromtheocean,Im yourman.他知道这东西只能由And Ican wieldthis baby,no problem.负责的成年人使用He knowsthis shouldonlybehandled尖尖的•你是什么人by aresponsible adult.我叫布里尔生在土里活在土里Ooh,pointy.And whomight yoube也将埋在土里不喜欢水Names Brill.Born ofthe dirt,live inthe dirt,我们叫他水桶头willbeburied inthe dirt.Dont likewater.他不太灵光但他能抗很多伤We callhim Buckethead.挺不错的Hes nottoo bright,but hecan take alotof punishment.你们被录用了Impressive.水桶头跟我来Youre hired!现在别犯傻戴维Buckethead,youre withme.哇哦Ah,now,dontbejelly,Davey.这是什么地方Whoa.深海之井What isthis place所有海洋能量的源泉The Wellof Seas.你妈妈就是把三叉戟藏在了这里The sourceof allthe oceansenergy.是吗你怎么知道的Thats whereyourmotherhidtheTridentofOceanus.She didHow didyouknowthat因为她是从我妈妈美人鱼女王那里夺去的然后藏在了这里Because shetook itfrom mymother,the mermaid queen,and hiditin我妈妈为了拿回它丧生了there.我很抱歉My momdied tryingto get it back.不是你的错I amso sorry.她们是敌人Its not your fault.那我们该怎么拿到它They wereenemies.每道水流都有自己的力量和能量So howare wesupposed to getit你必须游过所有的水流Each currenthas its own force,itsownpower.到达藏着三叉戟的中心You haveto swimthrough allofthecurrents只有北海巨妖能幸存下来togettothecenter wheretheTridentis hidden.必须由你去露比Only agiantkrakencan surviveit.好的It hastobeyou,Ruby.这只是一座水下死亡火山Okay.所以第一步评估问题Ifs justanunderwatervolcano of death.好的问题很严重Evaluate theproblem.相当严重Okay.The problemis bad.我们可能需要一些帮助It*s reallybad.露比真让人意外Uh,we mightneed somehelp.教我如何使用我的能力Ruby.Oh,what asurprise.我还以为你不会问呢Show mehow touse mypowers.好的我们从哪开始Oh,I thoughtyoud neverask.激光眼吗•在你穿越海洋之前Okay,where dowe start你必须先学会游泳Laser eyesBefore youfly throughtheocean,你知道我游泳技术一流you mustfirst learnto swim.所以我也许可以跳过You know my swimmingis prettygood,直接教我发射激光眼so maybeIcouldskip aheadand we couldunleash mylaser eyes.biu biubiu你必须接受你的海妖形态Pew,pew.Pew,pew.把你的陆地习惯抛在身H后HYou mustaccept yourkraken-ness喔and leaveyour landself behind.耶Uh,whoa.海妖最大的武器……Yay!A giantkrakens greatestweapon...激光眼不是是我们的力量Laser eyes无论内在还是外在No.It*sourstrength.嗯Both innerand outer.现在你可以说了Mmm.激光眼Now youcan sayit.Laser eyes.首先要召唤你的激愤激愤比如上课前我的储物柜卡住了The firststep isto summon your passionatefury.再愤怒一点Passionate furyLike whenmy lockerjams rightbefore class.我朋友为了舞会抛弃了我Dig deeper.再愤怒点My friendsditching mefor prom.我妈当着我的面撒谎Deeper.怎么停下来When mymom liesto myface!你们看见露比了吗How doyou shutthem off没有Have youguys seenRuby哇瑟一朵玫瑰No,not really.露比我看到你的雄心和海洋一样大Gasp.A rose.亲爱的厚实的皮肤是女王的终极防御Ruby,I seein youa heartas bigastheocean.身体盔甲Honey,a thickskin isa queensultimate defense.哇这几乎比激光眼还酷Body armor.r几乎Whoa.That salmost coolerthan lasereyes.海妖海妖Almost.海妖是海妖Kraken!Kraken!嘿Kraken!Kraken ahoy!露比我们一直在到处找你Hey.团结小分队到此为止Ruby Wehavebeenlooking allover foryou.出现了一个来自深海的触手怪So muchfor squadsolidarity.我还应该去学数学？A freakfromthedeepshowsup,你是伪装成人类的海妖and Fmsupposed tolearn math如果你呆在陆地上就能保持小体型Youre akraken hidingasahuman.r那玩意是个怪物If youstayondryland,you llstaysmall.一个真实存在的怪物That thingisamonster.喔A real-life monster.喔Whoa!所以你能拿到吗Whoa!人类并不了解海洋的一切Oh,Ruby.Youre stillreading thistrash妈妈海洋下面的世界Humans dontknow everythingabouttheocean.我从没见过Mom,theres a whole worlddown there海蜚浮游生物珊瑚礁…thatIhave neverseen.但那里还有什么Jellyfish,plankton,coral reefs...我知道有怪物But whatelse livesthere那些怪物想伤害我们这种海妖I know.Monsters.这里是我们的归属海滨才是我们的家And thosemonsters wantto hurtkrakens likeus.那就让我去舞会帮我融入社会This iswhere webelong.Oceanside is our home.露比答案是不行Then helpme fitin byletting me gotoprom.Ruby,the answerisno.该走了妈妈•吉尔曼传盘给吉尔曼Time togo.压哨后仰跳投Mom.Gillman dishesto Gillman.进啦-耶The fadeawayatthebuzzer,哦呼andit*s good!Yeah.所有人站直了Woo-hoo!咱们今天好好做个人Limb up,everyone.我们一直骗人你们不觉得心烦吗Lets allhaveaveryhumanday.我们不是骗人只是忽略事实Does itbother youguys thatwe lieto everyoneallthetime好吧Oh,were notlying.Were justomitting.Yeah,okay.我就差一点了我能看到它So...can yougetit那你妈妈是怎么做到的I wasso close.Icouldsee it.我不知道Well,then how didyourmom makeit through但我想我将不得不做一些I don*tknow.我从未想过会做的事But Iguess rilhavetodosomething什么事I neverthought Iddo.向我妈寻求建议Whats that从前有一艘船出海去Ask mymom for advice.这艘船的名字叫茶比利There oncewasaship thatput tosea狂风呼啸……The nameoftheship wasBilly ofTea啊下面怎么回事The windblew up...首先你烧坏了我的引擎Argh!What isgoing ondown there然后你堵住了我的舱底泵First,you burnedoutmeengines.现在我们又偏离了航线几个小时Then youclogged upmy bilgepump.我的海妖究竟在哪里And nowweve beenoff coursefor hours.是海妖Now,where ismy kraken山姆是暗号该行动了-明白Kraken ahoy.hearts;戴维放音乐rSam,thats oursignal.It sgo time.Got it.这次你逃不掉了Davey,cue music!哇哦戈1登你成功了There!!be noescaping thistime!你杀了野兽Wow.Gordon,youdidit.这就是你的证据海妖宝宝Youve slayedthe beast!但这也太小了And heresyour proof,the krakensbaby itself.当心But itsso tiny.宝宝才是最致命的Careful.致命？The babiesare themost deadly.但它看起来很可爱Deadly啊戴维戴维But itlooks almost,uh,cute.哦不Ah,Davey!Davey!别杀我Oh,no.求你别杀我海妖怪物Dont killme.我做到了Oh,please dont killme,kraken monster!我从海妖宝宝的致命袭击中幸存了下来Oh,Ididit.终于我得到了证据I surviveda deadlykraken babyattack.现在不想和我离婚了吧塔米Oh,finally,Ive gotmy proof.小水手拍张照Wouldn*twantto divorceme now,would ya,Tammy这是给我所有的小黑子的Cabin boy,takeapicture.你们的一星评价毫无意义This isfor allmy haters.船员们我们要来一首欢庆的海上圣歌Your one-star reviewsmean nothing.hearts;你唱低音我唱高音Boys,this callsforacelebratory seachantey.尼西你真是个小天才You golow.Ill gohigh.要见你妈妈我好紧张啊Nessie,you tinygenius.她一眼就能看出我是美人鱼Ooh,Im sonervous to meet yourmom.我的头发怎么样感觉好像卷起来了Shes gonnaknowthatIm a mermaid rightaway.你不能相信一个卷毛露比Hows my hair Feelslike it*s frizzingup,切尔西你是我的超级海女闺蜜and youcant trusta personwith frizz,Ruby.不会有事的Chelsea,youremysupersea-girl bestie.不斗争不躲藏Its gonnabefine.要棍子小吃吗No fighting.No hiding.要棍子小吃吗拿根棍子小吃A sticksnack要我给你根棍子小吃吗A sticksnack Getyour sticksnack.他要一根吗她要一根吗Can Ioffer youa sticksnack嘿盖里一定要去看看泳池房Stick snackfor heStick snackfor shehearts;阿加莎你说得对我在瞎担心什么啊Hey,Gary.Make sureyou checkoutthepool house.我就说嘛卡罗尔这地方最适合养家了Oh,Agatha,youwereright.What wasI everworried about恕我失陪I toldyou,Carol.Theres nobetter placeto raisea family.她来了Now,if youllexcuse me.阿加我真为你感到骄傲There she is.这就是你这些年一直努力的回报Aggie,Im so proud ofyou.要是没有我的海妖船员rThis iseverything youve workedfor alltheseyears.我也做不到啊Well,I couldnthave doneit withoutmy...你有没有听到……kraken crew.露比嘿陌生人Say,have youheard from...我就知道你会来的Ruby.Hey,stranger.妈妈我要和你商量件大事I knewyoud makeit.是关于舞会的吗因为……Mom,I needto talkto youabout somethingbig.不是虽然那也是大事但不是这件Is itabout promBecause...这件事比舞会重要得多No.And yes.But no.海洋和平幸福Its aboutsomething somuch morethan prom.The ocean.Peace.Happiness.我们的目标和你的一样我们想好了计划We wantallthesame stuffyou wanted,但需要你的帮忙•我们？andwehaveaplan.我想让你见见我的超级海女闺蜜切尔西But we need yourhelp.We到底怎么回事露比I wantyoutomeet mysupersea-girl bestie,Chelsea.在你抓狂之前先说一声她是美人鱼What isgoingon,Ruby但你会喜欢她的Before youfreak out,she isa mermaid,进屋现在but youregonnaloveher.露比你得听我说Inside.Now.你不知道你所处的危险Ruby,youhaveto listentome.我们就是因为一条美人鱼才离开海洋的You dontunderstand thedanger yourein.别担心她和她妈妈不一样We lefttheoceanbecause ofa mermaid.她妈妈？・美人鱼女王Dont worry.Shes notlike hermom.她是美人鱼女王的女儿Her momThe mermaidqueen.对但她是我朋友Shes themermaid queens daughter她不是你朋友她很危险Yeah,but shesmy friend.你语气好像外婆大大She isnotyourfriend.She isdangerous.不好意思我语气像谁You soundlike Grandmamah.外婆大大她一直在训练我Im sorry.I soundlike who她告诉我你离开的原因Grandmamah.Shes been training me.训练你为什么She toldme why you left.妈妈你看不出来吗这是我们修复一切的机会Training youFor what露比这事你把握不了Mom,dont yousee This is ourchancetofix everything.你不知道整个来龙去脉Ruby,youarein overyour head.这要怪谁呢You donot knowthe wholestory.嘿我试过找你交流And whosefault isthatHey,I triedto talktoyou.我想早点告诉你一切但我也需要保证你的安全I wantedtotellyou everything sooner,给你一个正常的生活but Ialso neededtokeepyou safe正常？正常不是躲在这个虚假的小镇and giveyouanormal life.过着虚假的生活Normal Normalisnt hidingin this fake town,为了给你这个虚假的生活”我牺牲了一切livingafake life.我不会再藏了I sacrificedeverything togiveyouthisfakelife.哦不不不Im notgonna hideanymore!布里尔Oh.No,no,no,no,no.快吸引注意力Brill!嘿各位看我能把我侄子扔多高Distraction.他人呢Hey,everybody.Um,watch howhigh Ican throwmy nephew.哒哒Whered hegoTa-da!不管有没有你我们都会改变世界露比我明白你很生气We aregonna changethe worldwith orwithout you.你想吵架Ruby,Igetit.Youre angry.我像你这么大的时候也一样You wantto fight.但相信我这是错误的吵架So didI whenI wasyour age.你站错队了But trustme,thisisthe wrongfight.你不能告诉我该怎么生活Youre onthe wrongside.我当然能我还是你妈You canttellmehow tolive mylife.你不准再下海Oh,yes,Ican.I amstill yourmother.现在回家冷静下来You areforbidden fromgoing intheoceanagain.阿加莎你没事吧Now gohomeandcalm down!出什么事了Agatha,areyouokay露比和尼莉莎的女儿做了朋友What happened哦不Rubys madefriends withNerissa*sdaughter.还有我妈一直在训练她Oh,no.年了我还是没有摆脱掉她And mymother hasbeentrainingher.15露比呢15years,and shestill hasher tentaclesaround me.她现在恨死我了What aboutRuby去找她Oh,she hatesmerightnow.确保她的安全Go findher.我去应付我妈Make sureshe*s safe.露比等等Imgonnadeal withmymother.你没事吧那里发生了什么Ruby,wait.我妈妈只希望一切保持不变Are youokay What happened backthere她想让我保持原样My mom just wantsthings tostay thesame.但这次我不会回头She wantsme tostay thesame.母亲But thistime,Fm notturning back.我以为我知道如何出场Mother!离我女儿远点And hereI thoughtIknewhow tomake anentrance.你是指我的外孙女Stay away from my daughter.公主王位继承人You meanmy granddaughter你还没死心The princessThe heirtothethrone有些事永远不会改变Still tryingtogetyour way.你想逼你女儿Some thingsnever change.过她不想要的人生Youre tryingto forceyour daughter这句话我以前在哪里听过intoalife shedoesnt want.不同的是我养女儿Now,where haveI heardthatbefore不是为了彰显我的荣耀The differenceis Ididnt raisemy daughtertobeareflection ofmy glory.那是肯定的你养她是为了逃避和躲藏Well,thats certainlytrue.你还是认为我害怕战斗You raisedher torun awayand hide.你以为重新开始很容易吗You stillthinkI was scaredto fight.冒一切风险You thinkitwaseasy tostart over我从未停止过战斗To riskeverything我为我的家庭战斗I neverstopped fighting.我为我爰的人战斗I fightformyfamily.你呢I fightfor whoI love.你只喜欢战斗You她只是个孩子You justlove tofight!一个可爱天真的孩子Shes justakid.现在她有麻烦了A sweet,naive kid.她和美人鱼做了朋友And nowshes introuble.什么■是的She madefriends withamermaid.美人鱼女王的女儿What Yes.女儿？尼莉莎根本没有女儿The daughterofthemermaidqueen.露比Daughter Nerissaneverhada daughter.我们成功了Ruby.We didit.我为此等了年15等了年就为了向你母亲报仇Ive waited15years forthis.15什么15years ofwaiting toget revengeon yourmother...废黜你的外婆What毁灭海妖王国...dethrone yourgrandmother切尔西and laywaste tothekraken kingdom.哦根本没有什么切尔西Chelsea我是尼莉莎Oh,there isno Chelsea.你怎么了I amNerissa.惊喜吗Whats...Whats happeningtoyou我是一条旋转跳跃的美人鱼Surprised1你只是个愚蠢的少女Im aflippin mermaid.这一切就是为了让你帮我把它And yourejusta dumb teenager.拿出来All thatrah-rah-rah wassothatyoucouldfree this我的超级海女闺蜜forme,me,me.我这么信任你My supersea-girl bestie.你被耍了白痴I trustedyou.hearts;hearts;死神的面孔You justgot played,dum-dum.哦不The faceofdeath.哈喽Oh,no.吉尔曼太太在家吗Hello咚咚Is Mrs.Gillman home嘿那栋房子被托管了Knock,knock!hearts;快跑啊•上船戴维Hey!That housewas inescrow!我们要去杀海妖Run!Run!To theboat,Davey.等等•吉尔曼Theres krakento kill.你是来帮我杀那个怪物的吗Wait!Gillman.不那是我老婆-啥Are youhere tohelpmekill themonsters但如果她是……你又是她的……No.Thats mywife.What这意味着……But ifsheisa...and-and youreher...求你别杀我海妖怪物thatmeans...你给我振作r点Please dontkillme,kraken monster.我们要去猎杀美人鱼Pull yourselftogether,man.谢谢我需要这份鼓励We*ve gotamermaidto hunt.我女儿呢Thanks.I neededthat.我们已经道过别了Whereismy daughter但那是在她给了我这个之后Oh,we alreadysaid ourgoodbyes.海洋中最伟大的战士But notbefore shegave methis.躲在人类之中The greatestwarrior inthesea,记住了hiding amongsthumans.有人问起就说我们来自加拿大And remember...哇哦发生什么了If anyoneasks,were from Canada.我们该停下吗旅行结束了吗Whoa,whats happening抱歉出了点意外旅客们Are wesupposed tobe stoppedIs ourtour over看看潮水把什么冲上来了戴维Apologies forthe unplannedinterruption,folks.你好戈登•灯塔船长Well,look whatthetidedragged in,Davey.你不是吉尔曼家的吗Ahoy,Mr.-CaptainGordonLighthouse,sir.吉尔提（有罪）Arent youoneofthem Gillmans开个玩笑没有罪完全正常Guilty.她是蓝色的吗•我来自加拿大Just kidding.Not guilty.Totally normal.哦Is sheblue ImfromCanada...eh.那完全可以理解Oh...我盯上你了吉尔曼姑娘That totallymakes sense.我另一只眼也盯上了Ive gotmy eyeonyou,Gillman girl.我们的旅程从年前开始And myother eye,too!15我发誓我看到了巨大的海妖Our tourbegins where15years ago,在你的右边有海滨最好的盐水太妃糖I swearI saw the monstrousgiantkraken.报我的名字可以打折And toyour right,Oceansides bestsaltwater taffy.Ask forthe GordonLighthouse discount.嘿朋友们多么浪费啊Hey,guys.没人能这么跟我女儿说话What awaste.除了我No onetalks tomy daughterlike that.你老了女王Except me.老了人也更暴躁了You*ve grownolder,Queen.幸运的是美人鱼不会衰老Older andmeaner.我希望你们俩能比露比多战几个回合Lucky forme,mermaids dontage.露比露比Well,I hopeyou bothput upmore ofafightthan Ruby.露比Ruby Ruby别担心我救你出来Ruby!慢慢地Dont worry.Illgetyou outof here...我会慢慢地救你出来...slowly.哦不I willgetyou outofhere slowly.发生了什么Oh,no.拿到三叉戟本该让事情变得更好Whathappened但我却把一切都毁了Getting theTrident wassupposed tomake thingsbetter,我妈说得对but allIdidwas ruineverything.我应该按她说的回家My momwas right.I shouldhave justgone homelike shesaid...回去隐藏保持小体型不露比你妈不是这个意思...gone backto hidingand stayedsmall.；我保证WhatNo.Ruby that*snot what yourmom meant.I promise.你又不在那里我可能知道的不多You werentthere.但我了解我姐姐Well,Imaynot knowalotabout alot,从小到大我很自豪能当她的弟弟but Iknow mysister.她强大自信Growing up,I wassoproudtobeher brother.每个人都爱她She waspowerful,confident.但后来她离开了Everyone lovedher.我一直无法理解But thenshe left,她为什么选择离开海洋and Icould neverunderstand直到我看到她在陆地上创造的美妙生活whyshechose toleavetheocean我意识到你妈妈选择了她自己的路until Isawtheawesome lifeshe createdonland.她选择了你And Irealized,yourmomchose herown path.是时候彻底摧毁三叉戟了She choseyou.耶去收拾她孩子It*stimeto destroythat Tridentonce andfor all.我会紧随其后Yeah!Go gether,kiddo!Ill beright there.不用等我回来的感觉真好Dont waitup,though.这一次Oh,it feelsso goodtobeback.我要永远消灭你们And thistime,r离我妈远点Imgetting ridofyoufor good.露比,吉尔曼Stay awayfrom mymother!暂停倒退下是露比吗Ruby Gillmanhearts;hearts;你应该挂了Pause.Rewind.Ruby想象一下You shouldbe dead.怪女孩通过挫败假朋友来实现命运Picture this.她在干嘛Quirky girlfulfills destinyby foilingfake friend!回应号召Whatisshe doinghearts;别碰我姐姐Answering the call.好样的这正是我所希望的Leave mysister alone.道格那是我们的房子Aw,yeah.That*s whatIm talkingabout.hearts;这些幼稚的游戏玩够了Doug,thats ourhouse.我讨厌高中Enough withthese childishgames.如果这是我们的结局那我们会无所畏惧地面对它I hatehighschool.露比小心身后If thisisourend,then wellface itunafraid!你赢不了的露比•吉尔曼Ruby,behindyou!Youll neverwin,RubyGillman.你只是个愚蠢的少女你知道真正可悲的是什么吗Youre justadumbteenager.就是你以为像我这样的人You knowwhats reallypathetic会和你这样的怪物做朋友That youthought someonelike me我不是怪物could everbe friendswithamonster likeyou.我是海妖I amnotamonster.妈妈我们需要一起射击三叉戟Im akraken.它无法被摧毁Mom,weneedto shoottheTridenttogether.所以我才把它藏起来No,it-it cantbe destroyed.如果我们同时攻击我们能毁掉的That*s...thats whyI hidit.这是指数增长公式We candoitif wejoin togetheratthesame time.我们要射击得更强更久Its theexponential growthformula.相信我我是数学狂Weve gotto shootit moreand longer.结局不必如此Trust me,Im amathlete.放弃三叉戟吧It doesnthavetoend likethis.你永远无法从我手里夺走Just giveup theTrident.我一人可能不行但我们一起就可以Youll neverget thisawayfromme.不Maybe Icant butwecan.哦呼No!上啊露比Woo-hoo!Go,Ruby!哦呼这是一次成功的怪物猎杀Woo-hoo!我们抓到了一条美人鱼戴维Now,thats asuccessful monsterhunt.求你了求你了We gotusalittle mermaid,Davey!我不坏的Please.Please,please,please.我只是很漂亮Imnotevil.并遭人误解Im justpretty...现在怎么处理美人鱼and misunderstood.每个人都喜欢煎鱼.别Now,what aboutthemermaid走开愤怒Everyone likesfried fish.No.年轻人Away,rage.走开愤怒Teenagers.露比对不起Away,rage.我错了Ruby,Im sorry.我应该告诉你真湘Iwaswrong.从现在开始不再撒谎hearts hearts;I shouldhave trustedyouwiththetruth,不再隐藏and sofrom nowon,no morelying.我想你还能赶上最后一支舞And nomorehiding.现在我们来谈谈她的加冕典礼I thinkyoucanstill makethe lastdance.妈妈别这样Now,lets talkabout hercoronation.行吧母亲最清楚了Mom,don*t start.布里尔来了Fine.A motherknows best.妈妈你在这干嘛Brilfs here.还和阿加莎在一起Mamah!What areyou doinghere你没事吧大家都没事吧And withAgatha露比没事吧Are-are...areyouokay Iseveryone okay现在是布里尔的时间Is Rubyokay噢Its Brilfstime now.我等了年Oh.15是谁在落泪Ive waited15years forthis.你在落泪Oh,who*s crying你是我们的英雄Youre crying.我爱死你了You*re ourhero.好耶-露比就是舞会女王Iloveyou somuch!你救了我们Yeah!Ruby forprom queen.抱歉我没有早点告诉你们一切You reallysaved us.我很抱歉抛弃了你们Im sorryIdidnttellyoueverythingsooner,我不该骗你们的and Imsorry forditching you.露比我可爱华丽的巨型死党I shouldnthave liedtoyou.Ruby,my sweet,magnificent,giant-sized bestfriend,你永远不需要对我们隐瞒什么对我们会永远支持你youneverever haveto hidethingsfromus.即使你儿乎消灭了我们所知的生命Yeah,we willalwaysbeby yourside,抱歉不乌鸦嘴even whenyou almostended lifeas weknowit.不管你是海妖还是加拿大人什么的我们都会永远爱你Sorry,no catastrophizing.团结小分队Kraken,Canadian orotherwise,well alwaysloveyou,Rubes.团结小分队Squad solidarity你好Squad solidarity.露比嘿Hey,you.所以那个是你Ruby.H-Hey.有罪So,that wasyououtthere康纳-露比你先说Guilty.不你先说;Connor...Ruby...0hyougo.好的我先说No,yougo.康纳你愿意陪我参加舞会吗Okay,I go.等等康纳这些是二次导数图吗Connor,will yougotopromwithme这么说吧我有个好家教Wait.Connor,are thesequadratic derivativegraphs喔Let*s justsay Ihadagood tutor.我们跳舞吧Whoa.这个可爱的小海妖是谁Lets dance.他是山姆我们儿子And whoisthisfine youngkraken儿子？就是说我又当外婆大大了This isSam,ourson.这是有史以来最酷的事Son Asin,Im agrandmamah again你的触手会分泌毒液吗Thisisthecoolestthingever.你和九头蛇摔过跤吗Do yourtentacles oozepoison更好的是你玩过躲避球吗Have youever wrestleda Hydra哦我会喜欢你的Better yet,have youever playeddodgeball好的各位我是戈登Oh,I amgonna likeyou.这是我的正式道歉视频Okay,guys.Gordon here.我说了一些关于海妖麻木不仁的坏话Uh,this bemy officialapology video.我的天你在直播吗Look,I saidsome insensitivethings aboutthekraken.我发型好乱•现在……OMG,areyoulive streaming我们有多少赞了Ugh,myhairis terrible.Now,t...我是阿加莎•吉尔曼How manylikes arewe getting,though海滨的房产经纪人和海妖保护者Agatha Gillmanhere,hearts;这里是养家最安全的地方Realtor andkraken protectorof Oceanside.Its thesafest placetoraisea family,多亏我女儿r欢迎回到“瓶子靓起来〃thanks tomydaughter.本周我们的主题是内海滨Welcome backto BottledUp.喔我们做海妖瓶吧This week,were embracingour innerseaside.Whoo.Lets getkraken.我要把躲避球带到一个全新的高度我是个传奇Im takingdodgeball toawholenew level.露比发现了魔鬼鲸Im alegend.正直奔海妖王国Ruby,the DevilWhale hasbeen spotted该女主上场了and isheaded straightforthekrakenkingdom!帮我拿着书Well,leading lady看吧我告诉过你们Hold mybooks.海洋永远需要一只海妖See Itoldyoupeople.而海妖永远会回应呼唤The oceanwillalwaysneedakraken,and akraken willalways answerthecall.哟・你好怎么样了对我很想知道Yo.-Greetings.So,howdidit go我也是我一直很担心Yes.Fin dyingtofindout.正式下令了我妈不让我去舞会我知道这不是我们想要的结果Same.Tve beenstress-gaming.Well,it*s official.Mom但我们还有计划我们酷到爆的反舞会派对wont letmegotoprom.And Iknow itsnotwhatwewanted,B butwestillhave plan B,our very最自由的食物是什么cool anti-prom party.伙计们我说的是奶酪火锅hearts;hearts;And whatisthemost liberatedfood outthere Guys,Im露比我就直说了talking fondue.凯拉邀请我去舞会了哦■还有Ruby,um/mjustgonna comeright outand sayit.我说要把握时机也就是我答应了什么•我Kayla askedmetotheprom.答应了我明白了非常清楚好吧玛戈特把Oh.And,uh,I saidcarpe diem.Aka,I said yes.我们的心撕成了碎片不过没What Isaidyes.No,I gotthat.Loud andclear.关系Okay,Margot hastorn ourhearts intoa milliontiny pieces,我们剩下的人可以多吃两口火锅对吧and thatsfine.对呃More fonduefortherest ofus,right,guys玛戈特答应和凯拉去的时候Yeah,uh,特雷文说“哦我们应该一起去吗”once Margotwas goingwith Kayla,u然后我同意了Trevin said,0h,well,should wejustgotogether所以我和特雷文要一起去舞会And Iagreed.以朋友身份So TrevinandIare goingtotheprom together.对只是朋友As friends.什么Yeah,only asfriends.什么What抱歉露比WhatSorry,Ruby.我们说好要永远团结的团结小分队对你们毫无意义吗We promisedtoalwaysstick together.当然有意义Does squadsolidarity meannothing toyou所以你应该和我们一起去你要上船Well,of courseitdoes.你会非常安全1Which is whyyoushould comewith us.You!!be ona boat.除非发生悲惨的事故You*!!be completelysafe.布丽丝别乌鸦嘴•抱歉Unless theresa tragicaccident.你们了解我妈所以我们才制定了计划Bliss,no catastrophizing.Sorry.B玛戈特带凯拉来我们的反舞会派对You guysknowmymom,and thatiswhywe madeplanB.我们可以看烂片Margot,just bringKayla toour anti-prom party.吃火锅We willwatch badmovies.We*ll dipSwiss.。