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Blonde Detectives美女侦探Blonde Detectives美女侦探A policemanwas interrogating3blondes whowere trainingto becomedetectives.一位警官正在询问三位想成为侦探的金发女郎To testtheir skillsin recognizinga suspect,为了测试她们辨别嫌疑犯的技巧,he showsthe firstblonde a picture for5seconds andthen hidesit.他让其中一位看一张照片,五秒钟后把照片藏了起来“This isyour suspect,how wouldyou recognizehim”“这就是你的嫌疑犯,你怎么样能把他再认出来?”这位美女回答,The firstblonde answers,〃Thats easy,well catchhim fastbecause heonly hasone eye!“这太容易了,他只有一只眼睛,我一下就能认出他来!”The policemansays,警官说,〃“Well.♦♦uh...thats becausethe pictureshows hisprofile.“喔……嗯……那是因为这只是他的侧面”Slightly flusteredby thisridiculous response,警官被这个荒谬的答案搞的有点不知所措,he flashesthe picturefor5seconds atthe secondblonde andasks her,他把照片在第二位小姐面前一晃,五秒钟后问道,“This isyour suspect,how wouldyou recognizehim”“这就是你的嫌疑犯,你怎样才能把他认出来?”The secondblonde giggles,flips herhair and says,女郎咯咯地傻笑,撩了撩自己的头发说,〃Ha!Hed betoo easyto catchbecause hehas only one ear!”“哈!他太容易被认出来了,因为他只有一只耳朵!”The policemanangrily responds,警官恼怒地叫起来,〃What sthe matterwith youtwo你们两个是怎么搞的?Of courseonlyoneeye andone earare showingbecause itsapictureof hisprofile!他当然只有一只眼睛一只耳朵,因为这是他的侧面像!〃这就是你们最好的答案吗?”Is thatthe bestanswer youcan comeup withExtremely他很泄气地给第三位frustrated atthis point,he showsthe pictureto thethird blonde女郎看了照片,很不耐烦地问她and ina verytesty voiceasks,〃,“This isyour suspect,how wouldyou recognizehim“这是你的嫌疑犯,你怎么样再认出他来?”He quicklyadds...think hardbefore givingme astupid answer.他迅速又补充了一句,“在给我愚蠢的答案之前你先好好想想”The blondelooks atthe pictureintently for a momentandsays,这位美女很专心地看了一会儿,〃.the suspect wears contact lenses.说,“他戴的是隐形眼镜”,The policemanis surprisedand speechlessbecause hereally doesnt knowhimself ifthesuspect wearscontacts ornot.警官非常吃惊,一句话也说不出来了因为连他自己都不知道那个人是不是戴隐形眼镜“Well,thats aninteresting answer...”嗯,这个答案真有意思wait hereforafew minuteswhile Icheck hisfile andI11get backto youon that.〃你稍等,我去查一下他的档案,马上回来”He leavesthe roomand goesto hisoffice,他离开屋子回到办公室,checks thesuspects filein hiscomputer,查了下电脑中的档案and comesback witha beamingsmile onhis face.,喜气洋洋地回来了〃Wow!I cantbelieve it...its TRUE!“哇!我简直不能相信是真的!The suspectdoes infact wearcontactlenses.他确实是戴隐形眼镜的你做得太棒了!你怎么会有这么敏锐的观察力呢?”Good work!How wereyou ableto makesuch anastute observation^“很简单啊,”女郎回答说,,,“Thats easy,z theblonde replied.He cantwearregular glassesbecause heonly hasone〃eye andone ear.“他不可能带普通眼镜的嘛,因为他只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵”。