Poker Face《扑克脸（2023）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本

234MAN:Twothreefour...你又来了*Hereyoucomeagain*你说你是我的朋友*Andyousaythatyouremyfriend*但我知道你的目的ButIknowwhyyourehere*她想知道我的感受火ShewantstoknowhowIfeel*告诉她我很开心TellherthatIamhappy告诉她我很欢愉*Tellherthat1amgay*告诉她我心甘情愿*TellherIwouldnthaveit*别无他想*Anyotherway*人们都在说Peoplehavebeentalking*不这这这这太蒂谬WomanNothathathatsjustthatsridiculous.我都说了它又变成行星了Woman2:Imtellingyouitsaplainetagain.冥王星一直都是行星Plutowasalwaysaplanet.不有段时间不是现在又是了Noitwasnt.Nowitisagain.你这就好像是在跟我说Thisislikewhenyoutriedtotellme草莓是坚果一样astrawberryisanut-草莓就是坚果-不是的Strawberryisanut.-Irene:No.种子长在外面的都是坚果Anythingwithseedsontheoutsideisanut-比如覆盆子-是坚果Araspberry-Anut.我恨死你了Ihateyourcuntheart.不管你干什么记住Whateveryoudostayaway远离乔伊斯和艾琳fromJoyceandIrene.我不想知道Charlie:Idontwanttoknow.我真的不想Ireallydont.好糟糕哦Ah!Irene:Thatwasawful.你们把我彻底打败了Youguysaretrouncingme你们俩也太凶猛了causeyouareapairofshufflesharks.你姿势不对太紧张了Yourformisoff.Youretootense你得放松一点什么没有啊我多放松啊Youneedtoloosenup.-WhatNo.Imloose.我整个人就是放松的我不放松吗Thatsmywholething.AmInotloose你该试试愤怒治疗那是什么YoushouldtryragetherapyWhatsthat感觉好爽Thatshitfeelsgood.来深呼吸Heyyoucomeon.Reachdeep.要从下hearts;体hearts;开始发力Itstartsinthelabia.你知道吧Mm-mm.Youknow.我觉得Ithink我还是算了thatImfinewithbottling你们肯定不想看到我释放的I--youdontwanttoseemeunbottled你们接受不了我的释放Youcantyoucanthandletheunbottled.就是这玩意儿Wellthethingthatgotus让我们熬过了在贝德福德希尔斯的时候throughourstintatBedfordHills.是啊Joyce:Yeah.我靠你们是真噂过大牢咽Crazy.YoukidswerereallyinsidehuhUpstate.我们是政hearts;治hearts;犯Joyce:Wewerepoliticalprisoners.不开玩笑啊Wownoshit绝对不开玩笑Noshitwhatsoever.你们怎么惹上这种事儿的Charlie:Howdyougetintothat我当时在读人学时局动荡Iwasincollege.Itwasaturbulenttime.毕竟是60年代你听见没Ohyeah.Imeanthe60s.-Didyouhearthat那是70年代小姨hearts;子hearts;哦对The70sbitch.-Charlie:Ohright.我本来还想说是90年代YouknowIwasgoingtosaythe90s囚为你穿的这么多法兰绒becauseofalltheflannel你最好是真的这么想Youdhavebeenbetteroffgoingthere.真是抱歉Imsosorry只是两个吞世代和沙壶球游戏罢了justapairoftweensandashuffleboard.哇哦Charlie:Whoa-whoa!一艾琳没错-Irene!-Irene:Yeahthatsright很正经啊Verystraightedge.和我想的完全不一样ImeannotatallwhatIwasexpecting.在碰到我的守护恶魔之前YeahIwasonthestraightandnarrow我可正派了beforeImetmyguardiandevil.一什么一是啊What-Yeah.她当时在大路上Shewasshoutingdown大喊大叫地宣讲somecoedsonthequad我听到了她说的话andI.heardwhatshewassaying给我打开了全新世界的大门andmybrainopenedup.在那之前世界显得那么不合理Worlddidntmakesensebeforethat...然后突然就合理了andthenitdid.这故事真是太可爱了Itsadorable.她带我加入了组织Irene:Shebroughtmeintothegroup.改变了我的人生Changedmylife.把我介绍给加布里尔IntroducedmetoGabriel.哎哟喂Ooh-la-la.这个加布里尔又是谁是谁WhosthisGabrielWhatwhosGabriel这个组织就是加布里尔成立的Gabrielstartedthegroup.他招募了我Herecruitedmeand.一训练我们-启迪我们-训I练我们...hetrainedusinspiredus.-Trainedus.他是我们的指路明灯Hewasour...hewasourguidinglight原来如此啊Iseewhatshappeninghere.我猜他应该很有魅力Imgettingarealmagneticvibe.就像那种眼神迷死人的邪教领袖Likeacultleaderwithprettyeyes.他长得像塔吉特百货卖hearts;hearts;的那种Ehhhelookedlikeoneofthosewhiteguys相框里的白人youseeinthepictureframesthatyoubuyfromTarget.你说什么Excuseme.怎么了艾琳派胡言才不是Noexcuseyou.-Ireneyourenuts.Uh-uh.拜托加布里尔很性感Excuseme.Gabrielwashot.好吧我中和一下你们的争议OkayImgonnasplitthediff.这人应该像那种高中法语老师ImgonnapicturemyhighschoolFrenchteacher.但有一件事我俩看法相同Onethingsforsurethough...他有个消防栓一样的大属hearts;Both:Dicklikeafirehydrant!加布里尔真行啊谁不喜欢这样的OhgoodforGabriel.Everyoneenjoysit.对长得好加布里尔Yes.WelldoneGabriel.加布里尔不仅器人Gabrielwasmorethanthat.心地还好他知道我们可以Youknowheheknewthatwecouldmake通过追究恶人theworldabetterplace把世界变得更美好ifweholdtheassholestoaccount.你懂我意思吗Youfeelme我懂这就是加布里尔-1feelyou.ThatwasGabriel.我懂你IfeelyouIm--我完完全全理解你们在说什么Iampickingupwhatyoureputtingdown.我得承认好久没见过像你俩这么酷的AndIgottasayyoutwoarethecoolestmotherfuckers牛逼姐妹儿了Ihavemetinaverylongtime.真的抱歉爆粗了不然表达不出来Seriously.Imeansorrytocursebutnecessary.一没事一之后发生了什么whathappenedafterthat他招募了你俩后发生了什么Whathappenedafterherecruitedyou我们就开始干大事了Wewenttowork.稍等*Hodon*天这么一听Charlie:Igottosayitsoundslike我都觉得自己生不逢时了Iwasborninthewrongtime.我们开始有了点名气Wewerestartingtogetareputation.一个乐队还在他们的专辑封面上Abandevenputourpicture使用了我们的照片onthecoveroftheiralbum色调消沉乐队TheDroopyHues.色调消沉乐队Charlie:TheDroopyHues.天这名字真烂Goshwhatanawfulnameforaband.-他们的歌hearts;怎么样-烂透了Weretheyanygood-Awful.你是说那种吗Youmeanlike杳莉没错Joyce:UhCharlie.Yes.但一起上吗But...together.哎喑你们看《亢奋》长大的一代Okay.TheEuphoricageneration连这个都接受不了canthandletheheat《亢奋》你们以为我多大EuphoriaHowolddoyouthinkIam别忘了给你的手环充电艾琳DontforgettochargeyourheartcufCIrene.能不能别这公絮叨Anddontforgettotakeyourhead气氛杀手比利outoftheman*sassBilly.你知道你不住在这里吧Youknowyoudontlivehereright那是伊莲的开衫吗IsthatElainescardigan我是在失物招领处YouknowwhatIfoundit找到的intheuhthelostandfound我得承认那里真是个好地方whichIgottosayisstellar.有好多好东西Somuchstuffinthere.嗯那不是遗失物品Noitsuhitsactuallynotlost.她得了动脉瘤是穿着那件衣服Umshehadananeurysmanddied.去世的inthatsweater.是啊一股红花油味YeahitsmellslikeIcyHot能闯出来她度过了美好的一生andalifewelllived.她真是难以理喻ShesgonefullCocoon.比利你愿意娶给我吗Irene:Billywillyoumarryme嘿比利比利HeyBillyBilly.所以你们一起生活一起恋爱Soyourelivingyoureloving一起改变世界yourechangingtheworld.后来出了什么问题Whatwentwrong我们在计划一次最为直接的行动Ohwewereplanningourmostdirectaction.一场真正的革命Itwastherealrevolution.我们要点燃整个世界Joyce:Weweregonnasettheworldonfire.我们站在了风口浪尖Irene:Wewereonthecusp.走到那一步总是会这样对吧Thatswhenitalwayshappensright我们遭到了突袭Itwasaraid.你们就是Sothatshow...这样被捕的thatshowyougotarrested他们的计划不是逮捕我们Theirplanwasnttoarrestus.他们荷枪实弹就闯进来了Theycameintherewithgunsblazing.我们都想逃跑但Wealltriedtorunbut...艾琳Irene.艾琳太勇敢Irenewasbrave.她不想丢下加布里尔ShecouldntleaveGabrielbehind.你趴地上趴下Officer:Youonthegroundontheground!嘿看着我有我在Joyce:HeylookatmeIgotyou.我来帮你啦HeyIgotyouokay.一我的腿没知觉了一有我在Irene:Icantfeelmylegs.Igotyou.我的腿没知觉了Irene:Icantfeelmylegs.我感觉不到我的腿Icantfeelmylegs.我感觉不到我的腿了Icantfeelmylegs.他们带走了一切一切Theytooktookeverything.我的腿Mylegs...我们的自hearts;hearts;ourfreedom.和加布里尔AndGabriel.只希望他走得不痛苦Justhopehedidntsuffer.但永远无人得知了Butwellneverknow.真是的天啊你们两个FuckingChristman.Youtwo.失去了那么多却仍选择勇往直前Allthatlossandyoukeepmovingforward继续自己的生活livingyourlives.看来还是要原谅和忘记对吧Forgiveandforgetright哦亲爱的Irene:Ohsweetie.不No.我们从不原谅Weneverforgive.我们这有瑜伽游泳Billy:Wehaveyogaswimming普拉提感兴趣都可以参与Pilatesifthatinterestsyou.好了请您在这儿AlrightifIcangetyoursignature签个名righthere.最下面Signonthebottom.我们在三楼为您安排予AlrightWehaveyouinasuite一间套房hearts;就在我们的医护区onourthirdfloorourmedicalcareunit我可以带您参观下我们的设施Icangiveyouafulltourofthefacilities为您佩戴健康手环系统andgetyousetupwithourheartcuffsystem.不过我先让你们安顿一下ButuhIllletyallgetsettledinfirst.好吧还有什么Okaywhatelsewhatelseuh你们准备妤去三楼了吗okayIthinkyouguysarereadytocomeonuptothethirdfloor.咱们走吧这样吧Letsgo!Actually我让人帮您把行李送上去Ihavesomeonetocarrythosebagsforyou.查莉Charlie!好了本叔AlrightUncleBen我得先走了Ivegottohittheroad.我读Iuh...爱你loveyou.我是他侄子Imhisnephew.当然Sure.要我把窗户关上吗Wantmetouhclosethatwindow不我喜欢冷一点NoIlikethecold所以你是哪里人昵Sowhereareyoufrom哪里也不是Nowhere.会有人来看望你吗Yougotanyvisitors我可以跟前台说一下UhcauseIcanletthefrontknow这里很大不好找thisplacecanbearealmaze.没有访客Igotnoone.好吧Alright.我把门带上Illgetthis.欢迎您的入住Welcome.搭船去英国吧宝贝*CatchaboattoEnglandbaby*或许去西班牙*MaybetoSpain*无论我走到哪*WhereverIhavegone*无论我走到哪里去过哪里*WhereverIvebeenandgone*无论我走到哪里忧郁*WhereverIhavegonetheblues*与我常伴*Areallthesame*加布里尔Gabriel.让人去买hearts;hearts;威士忌宝贝*Sendoutforwhiskybaby*派人去买hearts;hearts;金洒*Sendoutforgin*我和客房hearts;服务亲爱的*Meandroomservicehoney*我和客房hearts;服务宝贝*Meandroomservicebabe*哪怕亲眼看着你Joyce:EvenwhenIsawyou我都不敢相信Icouldntbelieveit.我们俩都不相信Webothcouldnt.但我认得你的眼睛ButIknewyoureyes.这一刻我在脑子里想了好几年Ivethoughtaboutthismomentforyears想象着如果再见到你们imaginingwhatIddoandwhatIdsay-我的炸土豆丸子好了-不错MytotsaredoneOhwhoopie.所以我们今晚看什么Sowhatarewegoingtowatchtonight你想继续看《亢奋》吗YouwanttokeepgoingwithEuphoria那些觉得是自己发明了做hearts;爱hearts;的小鬼吗不用了谢谢KidswhothinktheyinventedfuckingNothankyou.靠他妈的弗莱彻家的把遥控器拿走了Ohshit.GoddamnFletchershavetheremote.喂弗莱彻家的我们要看《创智赢家》Joyce:HeyFletchers.WeregonnawatchSharkTank.少数服从多数Majorityrulestheremote.服从个屁Majorityrulesmyfootupyourass.这什么垃圾节目Whatisthisgarbage所以你看完了《奎恩茨福德郡谋杀案》Joyce:SoyoufinishQuaintsfordshireMurders还想让我们看挪威的死人吗andnowfyouwantustocareaboutwhodiesinNorway-嘘-凶手是金发那个Fletchers:Shh!-Irene:Theblondedidit.死嫉hearts;子hearts;们Bitches.艾琳你的体征检测器充电了吗OohIrenedidyouchargeyourheartcuff当然了比利IsuredidBilly.很好笑因为我这里看到ThatshilariousbecauseumImshowing:艾琳零格电没有信hearts;号hearts;hearts;Irene.Zeropercent.Notransmission.你想监控我的一举--动Ohyouwanttotrackmyeverymovement这样每次我去厕所soyouknoweverytimeIgotothebathroom你都可以靠想象我soyoucanjerkittotheknowledge来打飞机我会做什么说什么ifIeversawyouagain.现在终于找到了你们AndnowthatIfinallyfoundyou我无语凝噎了Idontknow.早知道你活着我们肯定会找你的Joyce:Wewouldhavelookedforyou.我们会找你一辈子Weneverwouldhavestoppedlooking.我们以为你死了Wethoughtyouweredead.但你逃出来了Butyougotaway.谢天谢地你逃出来了ThankGodyougotaway.无论我在哪里游戏*WhereverIhaveplayed*不管我何时掷出骰子*WheneverIvethrowedthemdice*无论我在哪里游戏*WhereverIhaveplayed忧郁*Theblues*支配着整场游戏*Haverunthegame*也许明天吧亲爱的*Maybetomorrowhoney*也许路上的某一处Someplacedowntheline*一觉醒来我会变老wakeupolder*变得很老妈娼*Somucholdermama*一觉醒来我会变老*1|1wakeupolder*直到那一刻我才会停止尝试*AndIlljuststopallmytryin*我当时别无选择Gabriel:Ididnthaveachoice.事态已经失控了Thingshadgottenoutofhand而我阻止不了他们andIIcouldntstopthem.凭我一人之力不行Notonmyown.我知道这是正确的抉择IknowIdidtherightthing.但逼不得已伤害我的爱人ButitkillsmethatIhadtohurt让我心如刀割theonesIloved.心如刀割Itkillsyou天我们损失了Manwelost.几十年的光阴decadesofourlives.我失去了双腿Ilostmygoddamnlegs.我知道Iknow.我很抱歉Imsorry.这就是我来这里的原因ThatswhyImhere.我一直会做一个梦Ihavethisdream我看到whereIsee.你们俩在人群中我跟着你们thetwoofyouinacrowdandIfollowyou.走了好远好远走到脚都流血了Formiles.Formilesandmilesuntilmyfeetbleed.我努力解释Itrytoexplainmyself.但你们就是不回头Butyouneverturnaround.50年来In50years你俩从没回过头youneverturnaround.我意识到AndIrealizedthat如果不告诉你们真hearts;相hearts;thedreamwouldneverchange这个梦我会一直做下去untilItoldyouthetruth.你们能原谅我吗Canyoupleaseforgiveme当然加布里尔SureGabriel.我们原谅你Weforgiveyou.你和我想的一样吗YouthinkinwhatImthinkin我们得杀「那个混hearts;蛋hearts;Wehavetokillthatmotherfucker.都11点10分了车都要开了Its11:

10.Thebusisgoingtoleave.我要尿尿她在里面到底在干吗Igottopiss.Whatthehellisshedoinginthere我也不知道该跟你们怎么说LookIdontknowwhattotellyoupeople.她拉肚子了Shehasdiarrhea.拉屎的事也能扯这么久嗨起来了女士们BullshittingaboutshittingRockonladies.Great.大巴已经准备好了Thebusisready.大家都上车去动物园Allaboardforthezoo.注意请苔葬橡树Man:Attention.Wouldourguests养老院的客人fromMossyOaksRetirementplease嘿你们好我差点忘了Heyladies.Ialmostforgot.来看看Checkitout这是我在爱织上买hearts;hearts;的IscoreditonEtsy.色调消沉DroopyHues好吧谁来给我指指哪个是加布里尔OkayletssettlethisWhichoneisourfriendGabriel人跟我想的不一样NotwhatIwasexpecting.但尾hearts;的规格你们是一点没夸张ButyoudidnotoverhypetheD-train.是啊Yeah.Yeah.-Uh...好嗡你们想去看猩猩表演吗Alrightsoyouguyscomingtoseethischimpshow不我们就不去了Noyouknowweregoingtopassonit.我们嗯我们过敏Weuhwehaveanallergy.对猴子毛过敏Tomonkeydander.-是的-尽瞎扯Irene:Yeah.-Ah.Bullshit.骗错人了Andbigmistake.祝你们嗑药愉快Enjoygettinhigh.那就出来见咯Andcatchyouontheflipside.-出来见宝贝-好的女士们Ontheflipsidebaby.Alrightladies.来吧从这里下去Irene:Letsgodownhere.我来看你了黑猩猩Charlie:Waitformechimpanzee.现在梅兰妮NowMelanie能告诉我现在几点了吗canyoutellmewhattimeitjs两点232:

23.-真棒-哇塞Excellent!-Wow!太神奇了Thatsamazing.天啊Ohman.乔伊斯和艾琳错过了场好戏JoyceandIrenearereallymissingout.变hearts;态hearts;女同Deviants.假正经Veryuptight.我们走了还不到半天Wewerentevengonehalfaday.这次是什么人Whatwasitthistime哦新来的本Ohnewguy.Ben.-该死-借过OhshitUhexcuseme.天Man!本是谁WhowasBen这个问题Thatsa我们每个人都thatsaquestionforeachofus有自己的答案toanswerforourselves.所以Andso让我们默哀片刻letustakeamomentofsilence来回顾本的一生toreflectonBenslife以及他对我们每个人的意义andwhathemeanttoeachofus.嘿假侄子Psst.Heyfakenephew.节哀顺变往旁边坐坐Sorryforyourlossman.Scootover.你为什么Whyareyou.我是他的亲侄子Imarealnephew.听着我才不在乎你为什么要撒谎Oh.ListenIdontcarewhyyourelying.如果他是你的Youknowifitwas甜心老爹之类的asugardaddysituationorwhatever-不是-哦ItwasntOh.他就是我叔Hewasmyuncle.噢甜心怪蜀黍Ohsugaruncle正常叔叔啥甜不甜的Regularuncle.Nosugar.你不是那个护工吗Arentyoulikethebellhop你又不认识他你来干嘛Youdidntknowhim.Whyareyouhere他就是看起来挺伤心的Wellhejustheseemedsad.一个亲人都没有Likehedidnthaveanyoneyouknow.我想至少我可以来送他一程IfiguredIcouldshowuphereatleast你知道的youknow.其实呢我本不该告诉你ThetruthisohImeanIshouldnttellyouthis但反正他已经死了所以可能buthesdeadnowsoitsprobably本参加了证人保护计划我是负责他的特工Benwasinwitnessprotection.Iwashiscaseagent.-哇真的吗-是啊Wow.Noshit.-Hmm.所以你是联调局的了SoyourelikeFBI严格说来是的Technically.ImeanyesIam.只不过Itsjust我以为自己会去打击恐hearts;怖hearts;分hearts;子hearts;IthoughtIdbeyouknowfightingthewaronterror.结果现在帮•个老男人买hearts;hearts;杂货InsteadImgettinggroceriesforguys他证词的年龄都比我大whosetestimonywasrelevantbeforeIwasborn.白瞎了我流利的乌尔都语NevermindthatImfluentinfuckingUrdu.-厉害•是啊Ohwow.Yeah.谢谢你们Thankyou.所以他是黑hear⑸手hearts;党hearts;吗SowashelikeMafia他于了杀人越货的事Didhedowetwork我不能透露更多了Ivesaidtoomuchalready.咦这人怎么看起来这么面熟GoshwheredoIknowthisguyfrom他上过电视吗WasheonTVorsomething应该没有吧Idontthinkso.消防栓Firehydrant.知道了知道了Uh-oh.Uh-oh.•色调下沉-啥下沉DroopyHues.-Droop-What这是加布里尔有展hearts;为证YeahthatsGabriel.Lookathisdick.是啊什么你怎么知道的Y-yes.WhatHowdoyouknowthat不是瞎吹哈我跟两个酷老姐们儿WellnottobragbutImfriends乔伊斯和艾琳是好朋友withtheseprettysupercoolchicks她们就住在这里JoyceandIrenewholivehere还跟我讲过她们的浪漫史呢andtheyweretellingmeabouttheiroldflame.-天啊乔伊斯•卡特和艾琳・斯莫斯Owdude.-JoyceCarterandIreneSmothers.对乔伊斯和艾琳YesJoyceandIrene.乔伊斯♦卡特和艾琳•斯莫斯也在这JoyceCarterandIreneSmothersarehere我们关系很好一起搓麻为什公Yeahtheyremybuds.WeMahjong.Why倾倒*Comindown*乔伊斯艾琳JoyceIrene.我是联邦调查局的卢卡•克拉克探员SpecialAgentLucaClarkFBI.跟我走一趟吧Comewithmeplease.我要倒下倒下倒下了*Imcomingdowndowndowndowndown*心痛欲绝地倒下了*Comingdownwithaheartache*查莉Luca:Charlie.她们使用非法药物Betty:Theyuseillegaldrugs.在安静时间大声喧哗Theyhavezerorespectforquiettime.在动物园时Andatthezoo她俩在玩什么性hearts;爱hearts甩击theyweredoingsomekindofsexualzapping.彼得生日派对时AndatPetersbirthdayparty她俩都吃了两块蛋糕theybothhadtwopiecesofcake.我一块都没吃到AndIIdidntgetany.女士谢谢您分享这么多Yesmaam.Thankyouforsharing有用信息给我们allofthisveryhelpfulinformation.她俩绝不是好人Thosetwoarenogood.搁这当道德警hearts;察hearts;呢Whatafuckingcop.所以通过健康手环确定本去世时Okaysotheheartcuffdatapinsthetimeofdeath乔伊斯和艾琳都在动物园whenJoyceandIrenewereatthezoo所以加布里尔不是他们杀的sotheydidntkillGabriel.你直接来问我不就完了WellIcouldhavetoldyouthat.一般来讲一位被保护证人见到Wellnormallyifsomeoneinwitnessprotectionmeets指认的对象后thepeopleheyouknowwitnessed又离奇死亡andthensuddenlydropsdead你是说本或者加布里尔WaitareyousayingthatBenorGabrielorwhatever就是当年出hearts;卖hearts;hearts;hearts;她们的人hestheguythatrattedthemout.天我真蠢OhGod.Imjustsosodumb.他说想要转来这里Hesaidhewantedtotransferhere我一点功课都没做说就说andIsaidMossyOaks.Soundsnice.“苔葬橡树”听起来不错0Ididzeroresearchwhatsoever.是啊是不够细心Ohyes.Nothatisnotverythorough.但你也不用太自责Butuhdontbeatyourselfup毕竟人不是她们杀的Causeguesswhattheydidntkillhim.时间地点都对不上Imeanwiththezooandthetime我认识她们andIknowthem两人都是酷大姐theseguysarecoolasshit.不会做出那种事儿OkayTheyarenotmurderers.查莉乔伊斯和艾琳才不是酷大姐CharlieJoyceandIrenearenotcoolasshit.她们是国内恐hearts;怖hearts;分hearts;子hearts;Theyredomesticterrorists.得了吧这位先生AlrightMr.Man.知道他们被抓时Doyouknowwhattheywereplanning-在做什么吗-知道whentheywerearrestedYeahIdo.她们在策划一场人游hearts;行hearts;之类的Theyweredoingsomekindofabigmarchorsomething.Sothatsuh...他们打算用炸hearts;弹hearts;Thereweregoingtoblowupameeting搞砸i场oftheModelUnitedNations模拟联hearts;合hearts;国hearts;会议withbombstheymadeoutof用高压锅炸hearts;弹hearts;:pressurecookers.等等你是说她们想Huh.WaitTmsorrytheyweregoing炸掉联hearts;合hearts;国hearts;toblowuptheUN模拟联hearts;合hearts;国hearts;TheModelUN.是高中生为了赚学分Asinhighschoolerspretending搞的一种模拟会tobetheUNforextracredit.这性质就没那么恶劣吧Okay.Isthatbetterorworse毕竟不是真的联hearts;合hearts;国hearts;对吧BecauseImeanthatsnottherealUNright性质更恶劣了Itssomuchworse.They...她们想用炸hearts;弹hearts;TheyweregoingtokillchildrenthatImpooping.这不是定位系统艾琳ItsnotaGPSIrene它只是监控你的生命体征而已allitdoesistrackyourvitalsigns.我不会让你们像给狗装芯片一样监控我的Notgonnachipmelikesomedog.汪Woofl最后一次机会Betty:Lastchance.最后一个动物园旅行的报名机会Lastchancetosignupforthezootrip.当然了好极了Ohsure.Great.但是等等Ohwaitthough.但我们赶得及回来换尿布Willwegetbackintimetochangeourdiapers看天线宝宝吗andtowatchTeletubbies我们不是小婴儿贝蒂WerenotfuckintoddlersBetty.早见过硒鹊rWeveseenemusbefore.如果你们不能Betty:Ifyoucantmakeaneffort更加积极参与社区活动tobeamorepositivecommunitypresence我可能得向管理部门Imayhavetoreport举报你们的非法药物种植了yourillegaldrugplantstotheadministration.不不不Nononono..不不不.我们那是救命药Nonono.Ourlife-savingmedicine.我知道你没得青光眼Iknowyoudonthaveglaucoma.而且我很讨厌AndIandIhatethis炸死孩子withexplosives.-惨绝人寰-是啊Yikes.Yeah.■要是你遇到危险•是啊Anythingcomesup.-Yeah...-你还是留着吧-我不需要Youshouldkeepthat.Idontneedthat.也许她们没杀加布里尔MaybetheydidntkillGabriel但你自己要小心查莉butwatchyourbackCharlie.这两个女人极其危险Thosetwowomenareextremelydangerous.这两个女人极其危险Thosetwowomenareextremelydangerous.掀翻三观了-Thatwasintense.我以为自己在演《华尔街之狼》IfeltlikeIwasinWolfofWallStreet还不是搞笑的那部分allofasuddenandnotthefunparts.你是老鼠（告密者）吗查莉AreyouaratCharlie什么Eh他们拷问了我们一个小时Theygrilledusforanhour.你知道我们不喜欢猪（警hearts;察hearts;）Andyouknowwehatepigs.和老鼠Andrats.哩哩哩

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八、、Heyheyhey.我也不喜欢猪和老鼠Ihatepigsandratstoo.还有蛇（小人）Andsnakes.中国生hearts;肖hearts;有一半我都不喜欢HalftheChinesezodiacisnogoodinmybook.两位我还是我查莉Heyguysitsmeokay.ItsCharlie.我跟那人接触前不知道他是联调局的Ididntknowtheguywasafeduntilwestartedtalking.他突然就告诉了我Hejustsprungitonme.我不是告密的Imnostoolie.我要是知道本是谁IfIhadknownwhoBenwas我会离他远远的Iwouldhavesteeredclear.等等你们为什么不直接告诉我Waitwhydidntyoujusttellme本就是加布里尔youknowthatthatBenwasGabriel你觉得我们会作何感受Howdoyouthinkwefeelo有天房hearts;门突然被敲开Knocksonourdoortheothernightsays那人说我还活着我背叛了你们俩heyImaliveandIbetrayedyouboth.对啊那次什么情况Geez.Howdthatgo我们告诉他我们原谅他了Wetoldhimweforgavehim.那就好Hah.Good.原谅了是啊Forgiveness.Alright.对了有件事我挺想问问你们的OhuhIdidwanttoaskyouguysaboutthis听起来有点疯狂也许不是啥大事thiscrazythingitsprobablynothing.很明显你们当初打算Soapparentlyyouguysweregoingto炸掉一个儿童版的Idontknowblowupsomekindof联hearts;合hearts;国hearts;之类的UnitedNationsforbabiesorsomething.查莉你一定要知道Charliewhatyouhavetounderstand上预科精英学校的学生abouttheseeliteprepschoolkids他们都是当权theyweretheoffspring法hearts;西hearts撕hearts;分子的后代ofthereigningfascistsoftheday.我们想给下一代的战争罪犯Joyce:Andwewantedtosendamessage表明一下态度tothenextgenerationofwarcriminalso明白了Isee.我再问问清楚哈Justtobecrystalclearhere你们是真的要souh...weretalkingabout...用炸hearts;弹hearts1炸死blowinguphighschoolkids高中生吗Likewithbombs当时时代不一样Itwasadifferenttime.好吧Alright.我不得不承认IgottosayIreallyfeellike我们之前略去了很多细节weglossedoversomedetailshere.你知道自己听上去Youknowwhoyourebeginhing越来越像谁吗tosoundalotlike-贝蒂-贝蒂Betty.Betty.好吧Right.我也不得不说Igottosayyouknow你俩听上去越来越像曼森yourestartingtosoundalotlesslikeHoffman而不是霍夫曼呢andalotmorelikeMansonso该死Ohshit.等等Waituh你们俩didyouguys真的杀了本吗DidyoukillBen你带窃听器了吗查莉YouwearingawireCharlie喂煞hearts;笔hearts;探员滚犊广吧HeyAgentFuckface.Gosuckanegg.别这样吼我的胸念Alrightmanstoptalkingtomytits.你们知道吗YouknowwhatI真的是我以为你俩是一对儿Fuck!IjustIreallythoughtyouguyswerelike酷姐妹儿呢thesetwosuper-coolwomen.你们说了那么多Youknowallthistalkabout为信仰而战standingupforwhatyoubelievein让混hearts;蛋hearts;付出代价的话andholdingtheassholesaccountable原来你们才是大混hearts;蛋hearts;Youretheassholes.懂了Gotit.你和我想的一样吗YouthinkinwhatImthinkin那是斯卡加尔德吗Fletcher1:IsthataSkarsgard你看谁都像斯卡加尔德Fletcher2:YouthinkeveryoneisaSkarsgard.谁让他们长得那么帅WelleveryoneisaSkarsgard.嘿你们看了很多犯罪谋杀剧对吗Heyheyyouguyswatchalotofmurdershowsright小声点Fletchers:Shh!抱歉真的对不起Imsorry.Imverysorry我想问问UhIwasjustwonderingum你们知道有什么容易购买hearts;hearts;doyouknowofanyeasilyaccessiblepoisons还能不知不觉引发心脏病的毒药吗thatwouldtriggeranundetectableheartattack氯化钾Potassiumchloride.第三季《莉莉花庄园》的标准套路Standardgo-tothirdseasonLillyflayManor.氯化钙Calciumchloride.肾上腺素Epinephrine.硝酸钠Sodiumnitrate.常见的花肥Commongardeningingredient.当然什么都比不上Ofcourseitshardtotop蓬麻毒素ricin.是的呢薨麻毒素AllFletchers:Oohricin那你们刚说的那个花肥呢EhwhataboutthethegardeningoneOhsure.几毫升硝酸钠Coupleofccsofsodiumnitrate老天爷都救不回来andyouredeaderthandirt.最棒的是Andthebestthingis这是人体天然的化合物itsanaturallyoccurringcompoundinthebody.你要想靠尸检找到这玩意儿Tryingtofindthatinanautopsy.根本不可能forgetaboutit.不错花肥Righton.Gardening.行行行你们继续Okay.Okay.Asyouwere.硝酸钠Sodiumnitrate.应该就是这个了YeahIguessso.如果她是Ifthatswhatsheuh用这个来种入麻usesforherganjasituation.天她都拿这个干什么了Manwhatsshebeendoingwithit我周一给了她一周的量IgaveheraweeksworthonMonday周三又给了一周的量thenanotherweeksworthonWednesday.你跟她说别嗑太狠了Youtellherdontshootthatstuff.会出问题的Itllmessyouup.•假侄子-查莉嗨Charlie:Fakenephew.-Charlie.Hey.听着如果我Solistenifluh我有一些信息ifIhadsomeinformation和本的死有关的这种事aboutBensdeathisthatsomething你能保证不把我牵扯进来吗likecouldyoukeepmynameoutofthewholebusiness可以我就是我就是干证人保护这一行的YesthatswhatI--myjobisliterallywitnessprotection.我发现乔伊斯ItturnsoutthatJoycehadaccess在本被杀前一天拿到了硝酸钠tosomesodiumnitratethedaybeforeBenwaskilled.你最近保护的人被hearts汗hearts;掉了啊Man:Oh.Yourlastguygotwhacked什么情况我这WhatisthatAmIuh...你是给我开外放了吗SorryamIonspeakerphone对不是那是公牛吉诺Yes.NothatsGinotheBull.可能那都不是谋杀Itprobablywasntevenmurder.可能马龙ProbablyMarone你这样我也不会thisaintinspiring对你有信心的啊alotofconfidenceyouknow.查莉她们要怎么用硝酸钠Luca:Charliehowcouldtheyhavekilledhim来杀掉他啊withsodiumnitrate死亡时间是2点23分Timeofdeathwas2:

23.她们当时和你一起在动物园Theywereatthezoowithyou.2点23分2:

23.234我靠Two-two-three.Whoa!兄弟那是猴子的时间Whoadudedudethatsthetimeofthemonkey.什么的什么Whatofthewhat就是动物园的猴子Ohth-th-th-themonkeyatthezoo.那个表演它能表演说时间Theshowyouknowittellstime.梅兰妮是梅兰妮她可厉害了Melanie.Melanie.Shesamazing.我看表演的时候AndwhenIsawthisshow猴子说的时间就是2点23分thetimethemonkeytoldwas2:

23.这也太巧了吧Thatsaweirdcoincidencehuh就是说UhImean你觉得她会不会doyouthinkthatmaybeshesuh...她会不会有某种猴子预知能力youthinkshessomekindofamonkeypre-cog预知能力你是说猴子版的《少数派报告》吗Pre-cog.LikeMinorityReportwithmonkeys我不是这么觉得NoIdonot.但那部电影我还挺想看的Iwouldwatchthatmoviethough.等等等等不是Charlie:Waitwaitwait.No.乔伊斯和艾琳她们没看表演SoJoyceandIrenetheyskippedtheshow.操对啊她们可以Fuckyestheycouldhave...靠不对她们没时间开车回来Ahshitnoitsnotenoughtimeforthedrive但她们可能伪造了死亡时间butmaybetheyfakedthetimeofdeath.查莉记得我怎么说那俩人的吗Luca:CharlierememberwhatIsaidaboutthosetwo-小心她们俩-比利Becarefulwiththosetwo—Yeah.HeyBilly!我等会儿给你回电hearts;话hearts;Letmecallyoubackokay.比利你好Billy.Heyhowyoubeen我想问能不能IwaswonderingcouldIgetaquickpeek看看本的手环数据呢atthedatafromBensrobo-arm-bracelet不行那就违反健保与责任法案了Noabsolutelynot.ThatdbeaHIPAAviolation.行虽然我听不懂你说啥OhyeahandImhip-atowhatyouresaying.但就这一次行吗Butuhmaybejustthisonce好吧Okay.-我不该怎么干的但还是行吧-谢谢你Ishouldntbedoingthisbutokay.-Thankyou.你看这是全部记录Lookyoucanseethewholestory.他的心率在2点23分飙升Hehadacardiacspikeat2:23z40然后体征就没了andthenthevitalsjuststopped.oP在那之后我们试图给他除颤Andafterthatwetriedtodefibhim但他已经死了buthewasalreadygone.我问你件事这有没有可能Letmeaskyousomethingisitpossibletouh是伪造的Idontknowfakethis这能不能被篡改啊Likecouldyougoinandchangeit不行这数据没法改Nonoitsharddata.-Huh.这个11点10分的小变化是什么Whatsthisthisblipat11:10-可能他被吓到了-不你看Billy:Maybehewasstartled.Charlie:Nobutlook.我是说心率变了Imeantheheartbeatitchanges.速度和力量都不一样Imeanitsadifferentspeedstrength.好像换了颗心脏一样Itsalmostlikeheswitchedheartsorsomething.好奇怪Thatisweird.TZU588158111点10分Charlie:11:105881120正好是我们出发Thatsrightaroundwhenwewereleaving去动物园的时候forthezoo.她拉屎的事都扯了半天Shebullshittedaboutshitting.卢片你准备好听顶级推理了吗AlrightLucaareyoureadyforsomegrade-Afiguring她顺着植物架爬了上去Sosheclimbeduptheplantladder换掉了手环在11点10分杀了他swappedouttheheartcuffkilledhimat11:

10.然后她爬了下来去了动物园Thensheclimbedbackdownwenttothezoo然后在猴子表演韵时候假装了心率飙升andfakedthecardiacspikeduringthemonkeyshow.-乒乓膨-是乒啪嗒膨Bing-bang-boom.-Bing-bada-boom.-这太疯狂了-但是有可能-Itsnuts.-Charlie:Butplausible.可能也不能帮我们申请到逮捕令啊Plausiblesnotgroundsforanarrestwarrant.要我信你并行动Ineedsomethinghardandfirm我需要切实的证据iflmgoingtoridethisone.现在我们才有得聊Nowyourespeakingmylanguage.还有查理如果你说的是对的Luca:AlsoCharlieforthistheorytowork那乔伊斯或者艾琳eitherJoyceorIrenewouldhaveneeded需要制hearts;造hearts;出心脏病发的假象tosimulateaheartattack.我看了飙升的心率图Ilookedatthatspike.这不是单纯开合跳跳就能有的Thatisntdoingjumpingjacks.那是真的心脏病发Thatsarealcardiacevent.你们玩的这诡异的中国游戏witchyChinesegameyoureplaying.这都什么咒符吗Whataretheserunes没错贝蒂ThatsrightBetty.我们是喜欢药物的撒旦崇拜者WereSatanistswholovedrugs.她真是烦死人了Whatafuckingcop.好了Alrightnow.我们把你安排在了三楼Sowehaveyouonourthirdfloor.那里是医疗区Thatsourmedicalcareunit.我可以带你转转我们这里Icangiveyouafulltourofthefacilities.然后帮你戴上体征检测器:Andgetyousetuponourheartcuffsystem.但我先送你上去安顿好吧ButIllletyougetsettledinfirst.你和我想的一样吗YouthinkinwhatImthinkin我们得把那狗hearts;娘hearts;养hearts;的杀TWehavetokillthatmotherfucker.倾倒*Comindown+倾倒*Comindown*倾倒Coinindown*我为之倾倒*YesImcomindown*满意了吗Wehappy倾倒倾倒倾倒*Imcomindowndowndowndowndown*倾倒倾倒倾倒*rmcomindowndowndowndowndowq*心脏病发我不知道这要怎么假装Idontknowhowyoufakethat.我等会儿给你回电hearts;话hearts;Igottagetbacktoyou.皮特我问你个问题HeyaPeteuhletmeaskyouaquestion.你懂性hearts;爱hearts;电击的事吗Doyouknowanythingaboutsexualzapping你说的这是电击情趣Youspeakofelectro-play.好变hearts;态hearts;的我绝对不要Kinkystuff.Notforthefaintofheart.你只需要一个电击枪还有开放的心态Allyouneedisataserandanopenmind.-嗨-贝蒂HelloCharlie:UhBetty.是你老朋友查莉UhitsyouroldfriendCharlie.有什么事Oh.Whatdoyouwant听着我觉得你说的OhlistenIthinkyoumighthavebeenright乔伊斯和艾琳的事没错aboutuhJoyceandIrene.我早说了Betty:Itoldyou.-又是重刑犯又是瘾君子-我知道Felonsandjunkies.Charlie:YeahyeahIknow.听着我需要知道你在动物园看到了什么ListenIIneedtoknowwhatyousawatthezoo.你提到了一个什么性hearts;爰hearts;电击Youmentionedsomethingaboutasexualzapping.对Betty:Wellyes.我当时正在像正常人〜样买hearts;hearts;帽子Iwasbuyingahatlikeanormalperson然后我看到乔伊斯和艾琳鬼鬼祟祟的whenIsawJoyceandIrenelookingextrasuspicious.她们在暖房hearts;里给彼此安慰Theywereinthehothousepleasuringeachother用某种电动老二withsomekindofelectro-dildo.更糟糕的是我错过了猴子表演AndtheworstofitisImissedthemonkeyshow我就是为了那个表演whichwasthewholereasonthatIorganized才组织去动物园的thetripinthefirstplace.贝蒂这就对了我们抓到她们rBettythatsit.Thatsit.Ithinkwegofem.我好开心终于有人听我说了Imgladsomebodyisfinallylistening.我今早就跟艾琳说了LikeItoldIrenethismorning你不能在动物园Thezooisnoplace玩那些变hearts;态hearts;的SM技巧topracticeyourtwistedmasochisticfetishes联邦调查局的人会知道的andtheFBIwillhearaboutit.等等贝蒂你和艾琳说了吗WaitBettyyoutoldIreneallthis.一个小时以前啊Uhjustanhourago.等一下查莉HoldonjustaminuteCharlie.我的压力锅的声音好奇怪等等MyInstapotismakingfunnynoises.Holdon.压力锅别别别贝蒂Pressurecooker.NonoBetty.贝蒂你得赶紧离开Bettyyougottogetoutofthere.贝蒂贝蒂Betty!Betty!快走Evacuate!你好蠢Joyce:Youresosilly.-我的天-我的天IreneOhGod.-Joyce:OhmyGod.我觉得我们可能太冒险了OohIthinkwemaybepushingourluck.你准备好换换景色了吗Youupforachangeofscenery你觉得玻利维亚那里Lookyouthinktheygotuhsenior有养老院吗livinginBolivia查莉Charlie.你有事吗Howcanwehelpyou贝蒂全都告诉我了Bettytoldmeeverything她看到你们俩uhabouthowshesawyoutwo在暖房hearts;里电击彼此tasingeachotherinthehothouse.你们就是这样骗到了护士Thatshowyoutrickedthenursesintothinking让他们以为木心脏病发了thatBenwashavingaheartattack但他其实已经死了好几个小时了uhwhenhedreallybeendeadforhours很聪明但你们漏过了一个小细节Prettyclever.Butyoumissedonedetail.什么小细节Whatmightthatbe本的心率监控器在你们Bensheartmonitorrecordingwenttotallyflat在2点23分玩了电击之后afteryourtasingstunt就彻底平了at2:

23.猴子的时间Thetimeofthemonkey.但是护士们曾经试图给他除颤Butthenursestriedtorevivehimwithadefibrillator.如果他当时带着的真的是自己的手环Ifhedreallybeenwearinghisheartcuffmonitor那应该会记录卜电击itwouldhaveregisteredthoseshocks.你还挺会说Aintthatsomeshit.-Mm-hmm.你说这么多就为了那个Andallthisforamotherfucker让我们噂广30年大牢的混hearts;蛋hearts;吗whosentustoprisonfor30years你们当时就是罪有应得Youdeserveditthen现在依然是andyoudeserveitnow.收好你们的沙壶球吧女士们Waxupyourshuffleboardpucksladies.等我把这事儿告诉我的AssoonasItellmynewFBIbuddy新联邦调查局朋友aboutallthiswell你们马上就要回去蹲大牢了YeahmanyouregoingrightbacktoBedford.所以这些你还没告诉他吗Soyouhaventtoldhimallofthisyet搞什公Charlie:Thefuck姨hearts;子hearts;Ah!-Joyce:Bitch!操Joyce:Fuck!死嫉hearts;子hearts;Irene:Fuckingbitch.该死的八零后Fuckingmillennial.我是90后你个变hearts;态hearts;Imacusperyoufuckingpsycho.我是不会对小老太太下手的AndIdrawthelineatfightinglittleoldladies.我们在牢里都是这么打架的小嫉hearts;子hearts;ThatshowwediditinBedfordbitch.搞什么Whatthefuck!我他妈要杀「你小姨hearts;子hearts;Illfuckingkillyouyoumotherfucker.你居然喷我小姨hearts;子hearts;Youtalcdmeyoufuckingwhore.•赶紧去拿毒药-好好好Getthefuckingpoisonl-Joyce:Yeahyeahyeah.按住她Keepherhelddown.赶紧杀了她Comeonmove.就这儿对Rightthere.Yeah.我hearts;操hearts;Oh!Fuck.--别-你想都别想Irene:Ohno!-Joyce:Dontyoutryit.你hearts他hearts;妈hearts;想都别想Dontyoufuckingtryit.放下放下Irene:Putitdown.Putitdown.放下Down!我觉得我们把她弄坏了UhIthinkwebrokeher.赶紧完事儿Letsgetthisshitdone.我靠Ohshit.Yeah.-谢天谢地•靠Charlie:OhthankGod.-Irene:Ohshit操Joyce:Ohfuck.住手Stoprightthere.Stop.好厉害的条子Whatafuckincop.行吧Alright.你又来了Hereyoucomeagain*你说你是我的朋友*Andyousaythatyouremyfriend*但我知道你的目的*ButIknowwhyyourehere她想知道我的感受ShewantstoknowhowIfeel*告诉她我很开心TellherthatImhappy*查莉•凯尔你的直觉很准WellCharlieCaleyouhavegreatinstincts.有没有想过加入hearts;联hearts;邦调查局YoueverthinkaboutjoiningtheFBI我其实不是很乐于助人WellTmnotreallyabouthelpingtheman.对了你们有没有收到Althoughuhdidyouguysevergetmyemail我发的关于卡齐米尔•凯恩的邮件呢aboutuhKazimirCaine你们是指谁YouguysmeaningwhoFBI@FBI.govFBIatFBIdotgov.我都不知道这是不是存在Idontevenknowifthatsathing但邀约依然成立buttheofferstands.你要是哪天愿意了随时联hearts;系hearts;我Youevergetinajamyouhavemynumber.没问题Toodles.天啊OhGod.坚持住恩戈齐家族*HoldonNgoziFamily*我们是一支厚重的赞比亚乐队*WeareaZambianbandwithaheavysound*坚持住恩戈齐家族*HoldonNgoziFamily*我们是一支厚重的赞比亚乐队*WeareaZambianbandwithaheavysound*听好了宝贝*Listenbaby*我已经在这里*Ivebeeninthecountry*stuntutilityZACKROBERTS待了一辈子了SinceIwasbornalongtimeago*我收到了很多信1hadlotsofletters*邀请我们去演出Requestingwherewecouldgo*现在我们每次Noweverytime*全国巡演Wetourinthecountry*坚持住恩戈齐家族HoldonNgoziFamily*我们是一支厚重的赞比亚乐队WeareaZambianbandwithaheavysound*visualeftectscompositorAMIT_PUJARI坚持住.恩戈齐家族HoldonNgoziFamily*我们是一支厚重的赞比亚乐队WeareaZambianbandwithaheavysound我们是一支厚重的赞比亚乐队WeareaZambianbandwithaheavysound**Comindownwithaheartache*我没病却体温火热1aintsickbutIgotafever*血压升高Bloodpressuresrunninhigh*脉搏异常夜不能寐*PuIseaintrightIcantsleepatnight*这就是原囚Andheresthereasonwhy*小心点恩哈特WatchoutEarnhardt.这可不是碰碰车Thisaintbumpercars.真的很抱歉等一下艾琳Iamsosorry.WaitaminuteIrene.可能我只是走太快了IguessIwasjustgoingalittlebittoofasti你没事吧-没事Youalright-Yeah.你可真是神级赛车手MarioAndrettioverhere.医生无法确诊Adoctorcantdiagnose*因为当心碎的时候Causewhenaheartstartstofallapart听诊器是听不出来的Youcanthearthroughthestethoscope*我这是怎么了我说这很简单WhatswrongwithmeIsaiditsasimplefact*我觉得你不会回来了*1dontbelieveyoureevercominback*我为之倾倒*rmcomindowndown*我为之倾倒*Imcomindowndown*倾倒*Comindowndown*倾倒火Cornindowndown*倾倒*Imcomingdowndown*倾倒大Downdowndown*乔伊斯你能推我去厕所吗Joycecanyouwheelmeovertotheshitter-你又要上厕所吗-噫YouhavetogoagainWoman:Ugh.动作快点Hurryitupinthere.车到了Thebusishere.动物又不会跑Theanimalsarentgoinganywhere.我们不能错过猩猩表演啊Wecantmisstheorangutanshow.她可厉害了Shesveryimpressive.贝蒂魔术贴你都觉得厉害BettyyouthinkVelcroisimpressive.我真的很高兴Imsoglad你回来了youcameback.已经11点10分了车要走了Its11:

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