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我要去躺下IthinkIllgoandliedown.我说…我朋友今晚把他的敞篷车借给我了SayIveuh...myfriendletmehavehisconvertibletonightand...你知道据说新鲜空气能治头痛吗Wellyouknowwhattheysayaboutfreshairforaheadache.好主意Goodidea.我把顶篷都取了Ivegotthetopdownandeverything.我可以叫你弗朗西丝吗?UhmayIuhcallyouFrancie为什么不呢…杰弗里Whynot...Jeffrey那就去吧Gorightahead.亲爱的试着礼貌一点Darlingtrytobegracious.再见Bye-bye.-再见一再见-Bye.-Bye.玩得愉快Haveagoodtime.Wow.听着这是开什么玩笑?Nowlookwhatkindofagagisthis昨晚还不够吗?Wasntlastnightenough你一定要回来继续取笑我吗?Doyouhavetocomebackformorelaughs听着这不是我的主意Heylookthiswasntmyidea.我来是应付我爸Icameasafavortomydad.我怎能猜到某个讨厌的大提琴学生是你呢?HowwasItoguesssomedripcellostudentwouldturnouttobeyou谢谢夸奖Thanks.嘿等一下等一下Heywaitaminutewaitaminute.这样想想…Nowfigureitthisway...这总比在你父母面前上演闹剧好ifsbetterthantryingtokeepupafarceinfrontofyourparents.不管怎样现在我有一件事想做AnywayrightnowtheresonethingIvegottodo.你跟我来上车吧Andyourecomingwithme.Comeongetin.想什么歪主意?Whatstheidea只是想最后看一眼就这样Justwanttotakealastlookisall.-侏丽…-没什么好说的-Gidge...-Theresnothingmoretosay.我来这里只是为了礼貌Imonlyheretobegracious.卡胡纳你在干什么?Kahunawhatareyoudoing关闭商店Closingupshop.你懂的大海的呼唤追随阳光诸如此类Youknowcalloftheseafollowthesunandallofthatjazz.但昨晚你只字不提Butlastnightyounevermentionedit.你连再见都没说Youdidntevensaygood-byeor...朋友之间通常不是…Wellisn*titusualforfriendsto...他不懂这个词Hewouldntdigtheword.你们俩怎么回事?发生了什么事?WhatswithyoutwoWhatshappened没什么事除了那个幻想鹤立鸡群的家伙Nothingexcepttheguyhepicturedtobeabovethewholecrowd他现在想食人间烟火henowfiguresforthegutter.卡胡纳听我说Kahunalisten...别烦我好吗?Getoffmybackwillyou昨晚我们都说了很多言不由衷的话Lastnightwebothsaidalotofthingswedidntmean.・谁言不由衷了-杰弗-Whodidntmeanthem-Jeff...就像我说的人要么有某种生活方式的天赋要么没有LikeIsaideitheraguysgotatalentforacertainwayoflifeorhehasnt.他找了一份工作He*stakenajob.那些关于自hearts;由hearts;灵魂的废话都是假的Allthatbilgeaboutthefreesoulitsfake.如果一个人不是真心的那就没有任何意义Itdoesntmeananythingifaguydoesntreallymeanit.如果它不是你真正想要的那它就是假的虚伪的…Itsafakeandaphonyifitsnotwhatyoureallywant...你不是真心的andyoudont.・但你是的•没错我是的-Butyoudo.-ThatsrightIdo.•你不需要任何人■一个也不要-Youdontneedanybody.-Notasoul.-不要只要自hearts;由hearts;生活没有枷锁•不要一个不要一个…-Nojustafreelifenochains.-Notaonenotaoneanda...好吧…Okay...所以你知道了soyouknow.我不能骗任何人Ican*tkidanybody.你让我这样的人开始思考这是命中注定Youstartaguylikemethinkingitsfatal.再见侏丽SolongGidget.还有你Andyou...记住她可能身材矮小Justremembershemightbepint-sized但她是个了不起的女人butshesquiteawoman.嗨他什么…Heywhatdidheuh...他什么意思“了不起的女人”whatdidhemeanuQuiteawoman哦只是我们俩之间的事…Ohitsjustsomethingbetweenthetwoofus...还有我妈妈和我奶奶andmymomandmygrandmother.哎呀我…我从没想到他会改变GeeI...Ineverfiguredhe*dchange.他不是唯一改变的人Wellhesnottheonlyonewhoschanged.我今早给我爸发了电报救命救命Help!Help!救命救命谁来救命Help!Help!Somebodyhelp!救命Help!救命Help!救命救命谁来救命Help!Help!Somebodyhelp!就这样想保命就抓牢我们要冲浪了Thisisit.Holdonforyourlife.Weregonnashootthecurl.你感觉好吗?Youfeelokay我猜是的I...Iguess.嗨Hi.嗨Hi.嗨救生员英雄先生阁下!HeyMr.LifeguardHerosir!钓到好东西月犬但是什么?NicefishingMoondoggiebutuhwhatisit嗨恢复了吧?Heysomepull-outhuh是的不是吗?嗨我们能再来一次吗?YeahwasntitHeycanwedoitagain提醒你你几乎淹死Foryourinformationyoualmostdrowned.对你最好听月犬的小姐YeahyoubetterlistentoMoondoggieheremiss.瞧这海滩只适合冲浪者对名媛来说太危险了Seethisbeachisforsurfersonly.Itstoodangerousfordames.名媛?我不是名媛DamesOhnoImnodame.好吧你们懂什么?Ohwellwhatdoyouknow具有名媛的一切特征Ithasalltheearmarksofadame.你最好戴上你的单片眼镜拜伦勋爵Iwiredmydadthismorningand...我明天就要回家上大学andImheadedbackhomeforcollegetomorrow还有…anduh...我只希望我们能友好分手WellIjusthopewecouldpartfriends.毕竟这个夏天我们有很多欢笑Afterallwedidhavealotoflaughsthissummer.是的我想是的YeahIguesswedid.嘿这是怎么了?Heywhatisthis我这辈子从来没遇到过和女孩聊天的麻烦Fveneverhadanytroubletalkingwithgirlsbeforeinmylife但和你在一起就不一样了butwithyouitsdifferent.听我说你一直让我产生这感情…Lookyouretheonethatsbeentellingmeallaboutthisuh...一个人对另一个人产生的疯狂感情crazyfeelingonepersoncangetaboutanotherperson.是吗?Yes哦有什么用Ohwhatstheuse.-月犬-算了-Moondoggie.-Forgetit.月犬Moondoggie.来吧弗朗西丝我送你回家ComeonFrancieTiltakeyouhome.哦天哪块头越大脑子越傻Ohbrotherthebiggertheyarethedopiertheycome.你愿意…Ohgeewoulduh...你愿意佩戴这个直到我回来吗?wouldyouuhsortofwearthistillIcomeback哦天哪我愿意!OhboywouldI!哦等着等着让姑娘们好好瞧瞧这个Ohjustwait.Waittillthegirlsgetaloadofthis.老实说这绝对是终极体验!Honesttogoodnessitstheabsoluteultimate!YoubettergetyourmonocleLordByron.那些不是耳朵Thosearenotears.是名媛没错只是小巧版的Itsadameallrightonlykindofapint-sizedversion.也许她失忆了?要不我带她去…MaybeshehadamnesiaIfIjusttookheruptothe...•好了好了你们别闹了•有得有失-Okayokayyouguysknockitoff.-Winafewloseafew.聪明点孩子你为什么不回去找你的玩伴Besmartkid.Whydontyougobacktoyourplaymates.可是我还没谢谢你救了我的命OhbutIhaventeventhankedyouforsavingmylife...好现在你谢过了Okaysonowyouhave.回去找妈妈跑别遛达GoonbacktoMama...andrundontwalk.你这是要抢摇篮吗月犬?HeywhatareyourobbingthecradleMoondoggie她有点年幼你不觉得吗?Heyshesatrifleyoungdontyouthink我的英雄阁下我很高兴你救了我!Myherosir.Tmsogladyousavedme!请人工呼吸Artificialrespirationplease.我猜我会被踢开GuessImgettingkickedout...嗨嗨嗨嗨Hey!Hey!Hey!Hey!嗨Hey...哦Oh!你有病?Yougonnabesick你是臭佬?AreyouStinky对Yeah.如果我有这样的冲浪板Geeif...ifIhadoneofthoseboards我也能当冲浪者Icouldbeasurfertoo.我可以随时来这里冲浪IcouldcomedownhereandsurfanytimeIwantedto就像他们一样justliketheguys.你开玩笑吧?你连冲浪板都举不起来YoukiddingYoucouldntevenliftone.嗨Hey!好好好了!Okayokay.Allright!给There.这还不是唯一的问题Thatsnottheonlycatch.什么?What每个价值75块钱Theycostabout75clamsapiece.即使是旧的也要25块钱Evenanoldusedoneis$
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