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SectionII趣味幽默篇1Passage13Henrywasanofficeworkerinabigcity.Heworkedveryhardandenjoyedtravelinginhisholidays.Heusuallywenttotheseasidebutoneyearhesawanadvertisementinanewspaper.“Enjoycountrylife.SpendafewweeksatWestHillFarm.Goodfood.Freshair.Horseriding.Walking.Fishing.Cheapandinteresting//“Thissoundsagoodideahethought.t4rilspendamonthatWestHillFarm.IthinkIcanenjoyhorseridingwalkingandfishing.Theyllmakeachangefromsittingbytheseasideandswimming.Hewrotetothefarmer.IntheletterhesaidthathewouldliketospendallofJulythere.ThenonthefirstofJulyheleftforWestHillFarm.Butfourdayslaterhereturnedhome.“WhatwaswrongwithWestHillFarm/，hisbestfriendEdaskedhim.Didntyouenjoycountrylife“Countrylifewasverygood“Henrysaid.Buttherewasanotherproblem.“Oh.What“Well“hesaid“thefirstdayIwasthereasheepdiedandwehadroastmuttonfbrdinner.”Whatswrongwiththatz，Edasked.tTreshmeatisthebest.”“Iknowbutontheseconddayacowdiedandwehadroastbeeffordinner//“Luckyyou!”“Youdontunderstand/Henrysaid.uOnthethirddayapigdiedandwehadroastporkfordinner.”“Adifferentmeateveryday“Edsaidloudlyuandyouarecomplaining!v“Leimefinish“Henrysaid.OnthefourthdaythefarmerdiedandIdidn*tdare（敢）stayfordinner!l.HowdidHenryfindoutaboutthefarmA.Hesawitinanewspaperadvertisement.B.Hisbestfriendtoldhim.C.Hewrotetothefarmer.D.Maybehelearneditfromtheradio..Henrycamebackhomeseveraldayslaterbecause.A.hedidntlikethecountrylifeatallB.thefannerwasntfriendlytohimC.hisholidaywasoverD.hethoughthemighthavetoeatthefarmer.“…andyouarecomplaining!theword“complainmeans.A.夸奖B.说三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虚.WhichofthefollowingsentencesistrueEdcouldeatadifferentkindofmeateveryday.Henrythoughthecouldenjoyachange.Henrycouldntthinkofanythingelsetodosohewenttothefarm.D.Thefarmerdiedbecauseofthebadmeatheate.
5.WhichisthebesttitleforthepassageA.Whatabeautifulfarm!B.Haveagoodtime.C.AshortholidayD.Henryandthefarmer.Passage14Afterreturningfromherroundtriptheangrywomanstoodoutsidetheticketofficeofthestation.uTherailwayowesme12pounds“shesaidtoHarryJenkstheyoungmanworkingattheoffice.，zYousoldmeaticketforMay22ndbuttherewasnoshipfromJerseythatnight.SomydaughterandIhadtostayinahotel.Itcostme12pounds.”Harrywasworried.Herememberedsellingthewomanareturnticket.ComeintotheofficeMadam“hesaidpolitely.uriljustchecktheJerseytimetableforMay22nd.〃Thewomanandherlittlegirlfollowedhiminside.ShewasquiterightasHarrysoondiscovered.TherewasnosailingonMay22nd.HowcouldhehavemadesuchacarelessmistakeHeshouldnthavesoldheraticketfbrthatday.Wonderingwhattodohesmiledatthechild.uYoulooksunburnt“hesaidtoher.uDidyouhaveaniceholidayinJersey”“Yessheansweredshyly.Thebeachwaslovely.AndIcanswimtoo!〃Thatsfine“saidHarry.Mylittlegirlcantswimabityet.Ofcourseshesonlythree..//Tmfbur/thechildsaidproudly.urilbefourandahalf.Harryturnedtothemother.t4IrememberyourticketMadam/hesaid.uButyoudidntgetonefbryourdaughterdidyou“Erwell…〃thewomanlookedatthechild.mean...shehasntstartedschoolyetshesonlyfour.“Afbur-year-oldchildmusthaveaticketMadam.AchildsreturntickettoJerseycosts...letmesee...
13.50pounds.Thelawisthelawbutsincethemistakeismine….〃Thewomanstooduptookthechildshandandlefttheoffice.Thewomanwasangrybecause.shecouldntusetheticketforherroundtripshehadtoreturnhomeadayearlierthanshehadplannedshespentmoremoneythanshehadexpectedHanyhadsoldheratickettoJerseywheretherewasnosailingHarrywasworried.A.thewomanwasangrywithhimB.hehadnotdonehisworkcarefullyC.theJerseytimetablewaswrongD.thelittlegirldidnthaveareturnticketHarrystartedtalkingtothelittlegirl.A.becausehewasintroubleanddidnotknowwhattodoB.becausehehadalittlegirlaboutthesameageasthisgirlC.becausehewantedtobefriendlytothelittlegirlwholookedsoniceD.whenhesuddenlyrealizedthathecouldfindawayoutfromthelittlegirlWhenHarrysaid“Thelawisthelawbutsincethemistakewasmine…〃hemeantthat.A.theymustfollowitwithoutotherchoiceeventhoughthemistakewashisB.hehadtobestrictwiththewomanbecauseofthelawalthoughhedidntwanttoC.thewomanhadtopayhim
1.50poundsandtherailwaywouldpayherforthehotelD.sheshouldpay
1.50poundsbuthehadmadeamistakeshecouldgowithoutpayingThewomanlefttheofficewithoutsayinganythingbecauseA.shewantedtogohomeandgetmoneyforthechildsticketB.shcwassoangrythatshedidntwanttohaveanythingmoretodowiththeyoungmanC.shewasmoved（感动）byHarryskindnessD.sheknewshewouldhavetopaytherailwayifsheinsisted（坚持）Passage15ThreetravelersAllanCarlandPaulweresittingonthechairsinatrainstation.Theywerewaitingforatrainthatwasverylate.Topassthetimetheybegantalkingtoeachother.Atfirsttheytalkedabouttheweatherandtheirwork.ThenPaulsaid“Tellme一whatwouldyoumostliketodoifyourdoctortellyouthatyouhaveonlythreemonthstolive1TheothertwomenthoughtaboutthisforawhilethenCarlspoke.“Well“hesaid“ifIhaveonlythreemonthstoliveIHtakeailmymoneyoutofthebankandgotoforeigncountriesforholidayswithmybestfriendErik.Idliketotraveltotheplacesintheworldasmanyaspossible.AndIllstayatthebesthotelsandtheneatthebestfood.IthinkIllhaveawonderfultime.”Thatsveryinteresting.Paulsaid.WiththesewordsheturnedtotheothermansayinguAndwhataboutyou”Illtellyouasecret/Allansaid.Ialwayswanttobearacingdriver.SoifIhaveonlythreemonthstolivethefirstthingIdliketodoistosellmyhouse.Withthemoneyrilbuythefastestcarintheworld.MaybeIcanenterallthebigmotorraces.〃ThenhelaughedImightevenendup（以而告终）worldchampion/7“Nowitsyourturnz/Allanwenton“Ifyourdoctortellyouthebadnewswhatwouldyoumostliketodo“Oh〃saidPaulwithasmile.Illgoandseeanotherdoctor.v.Thethreemenweretalking.A.inthepostofficeB.inthewaitingroomC.onthetrainD.onthechairs.Themancalledansweredthequestionfirst.A.CarlB.AllanC.ErikD.Paul.ThemenbegantotalkabouttheweatherandtheworkbecausetheyA.didntknowanythingnewB.wantedtopassthetimequicklyC.hadnothingtodoD.wereveryinterestedineachotherswork.Imightevenendupworldchampion/HerethewordchampionmeansinChinese.A.名人B.赛车手C.大款D.冠军.WhichsentenceisrightaccordingtothepassageThetraindidntarriveontime.Paulwantedtobuyaracingcarverymuch.Allanwasthesecondmantoanswerthequestion.Carldidntliketravelingatall.。
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